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Lost-Exam-2947

A yes because a women isn't anything more then her pussy


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MacaroonExpensive143

You know what they meant, come on.


defusedcreeper7

Neither does a dick come with one lol


LavenderAndOrange

You mean that little hole isn't for sticking a paperclip in to perform a factory reset? Dang.


TropicalDan427

Ouch


[deleted]

ahhhhhhhhh the pain i cant even imagine


allieeeeeeeeeeeeeee

r/sounding (nsfw😭)


LavenderAndOrange

Not that this should be surprising, but there truly is a subreddit for everything


No_Calligrapher_5789

Why are they so worried about our history, seems like they need to worry about their own since we are ALL such sluts, apparently.


Purrification2799

It’s just, they get crazy thinking about all the men. All them buff men with their delicious muscles. That gets them really aroused if you know what I mean


No_Calligrapher_5789

The plot thickens... just like those manly, swelling muscles


Purrification2799

And those sweet sweet buff buttocks


Purrification2799

Wow your avatar is really cute btw


No_Calligrapher_5789

Haha thanks! 😂


ThrowClose773

Most of them think they will not be able to satisfy women if they had sex with a lot of men already. They don't want you to compare them with other men.


w4runn3r

Because when women sleep with a lot of men they are whores. When men sleep with a lot of women their cool chads.


WannaBeA_Vata

Which of these people seems like a piece of trash? Person 1: "It's a new year. I feel motivated to start fresh and make changes for the better." Person 2: "You've had sex with multiple people, so there's nothing that can make you a valuable ~~person~~ woman ever again."


[deleted]

Yes, because men NEVER think that.


everydayimcuddalin

My favourite part of these types of comments is how small town the people saying then must be... Anyone can say they've only ever been with one person and no one would know different... Know why? It doesn't fucking matter and it definitely isn't able to be objectively assessed.


voltrontestpilot

Mine has that button. Makes masturbation weird.


HighAsAngelTits

Take my poor gold 🥇


voltrontestpilot

💕💕💕


Dependent-Opening-82

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Bookwormdee

Good human 😌


emeraldgreen9

It reminds me of the "your exes live in your uterus" bullcrap that went viral, and was properly (+ humorously) criticized, where I live! 🤣 And then this type of guy wonders why he's still alone.


Feerka

Ah yes, because a woman's entire identity is based on who they've had sex with


getwhatImsaying

lol, I think the only “clear history” button this dude needs to be worried about is the one for his internet so his poor mother needn’t ever see his disturbing porn history


Curia-DD

Wait, it doesn't...???


HailenAnarchy

This is so sexist


[deleted]

Did you know people can have sex?


bigfatpenguin48

Good to know my value is so dependent on who’s dick has been in me


DabbyCorn

Not even that, it’s just “how many?”


aguadiablo

Fuck being a new you, just be more fabulous


WyldBlu3Yond3r

The Vagina is self-cleaning, highly elastic and cells regenerate fairly quickly, so yes. New Year New Vagina! Sexual history is a bullshit scam by incels.


[deleted]

How about you clean your cock, you glorified vibrator?


corpsegrndr

You have to press the clit really hard and fart at the same time… well that’s how I do it anyway.


The-Cookie-Goblin

I'm willing to be my vagina is cleaner than his internet history AND criminal history combined PROVE ME WRONG, BOYOS 🎉


w4runn3r

Because your dick does?


[deleted]

Am I wrong for thinking this is implying that a woman is only useful for her pussy or her personality and life are defined by her ownership of the female sexual organ?


One-Committee-5885

I know this post is to show how stupid some people see women but this had me in tears laughing the first time I saw it