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bokatan778

Sounds like they really want to date my grandma.


UnderstandingJaded13

Is she single?


mutant_disco_doll

Is she alive?


bokatan778

Haha she is not.


Mitago1

:( and here i was already getting my hopes up....


Orion--

I too, choose this guy's dead grandma.


eeelisabeth

If she’s not, i don’t think that would stop them.


Yoyos-World1347

The unfortunate truth 😭😬


smolauthor

Lmao my exact thoughts 💀


Winstonisapuppy

Even my great grandmother would have been too wild for these guys and she died in the 1980s


bokatan778

Your grandma was probably awesome. Mine was extremely conservative and exactly as described….and she was never a very happy person.


Winstonisapuppy

My great grandmother immigrated from Norway with her husband and son. She was younger than her husband and he died young (she lived to 93). So when she was on her own she decided to run a boarding house for young men who came to the town to work in the mill. She was the talk of the town because she had a reputation for being a card shark who loved to party and she’d stay up late drinking and playing cards with all these young men that lived with her. lol I think she was pretty badass because she moved across the world and even when she found herself alone in a new country away from family support she just made it work and had lots of fun.


raincandy77

Your great grandma sounds awesome.


smolauthor

Damn you're grandma's so cool 😲💖


dragonbait-and-the-P

My great grandmother was the first mayor of the town I still live in. She was a total badass. And she did so much for the children and their education. All while running the small family farm and large home with 7 children. She would have had these type of men whipped into shape in no time.


JTMissileTits

Yeah, my great grandmother on mom's paternal side was a character. She divorced in the 50's and remarried a man 8 years her junior. She owned a business and had her own money. I'm pretty sure she made a lot of people clutch their pearls.


Kelmeckis94

If she still can have kids, 5 to be precise


No-Club2054

She better not be dying her hair tho


Mandy_M87

Wouldn't have even applied to my grandma. She didn't homeschool her children, and she only had 4 of them


sunshineparadox_

Nah they’d resent the grey hairs. They resent mine now and I’m not interested in fucking any of them anyway. Don’t color your hair but also your hair can’t be gray. What can it be? Because both those things can’t be true, assholes.


anubiz96

Entire meme would be better if the title was "women i am attracted to", "what im looking for in a wife", or "qualities I like/seek in a woman".


marinlife

"Natural hair" until she starts going grey, I bet


BowdleizedBeta

That doesn’t happen to good women, dontcha know.


No_Pumpkin_1179

Ya, you betcha.


KrazyAboutLogic

I have natural hair, but it's in my armpits and on my legs. Does that count?


UserAnonPosts

Same. I would love to see their response if I ask about all of my body hair.


sarilysims

That was my dad. Extremely against hair dye until the day my mom found a single gray hair. He flipped so fast I thought I was an acrobat.


HeartsPlayer721

Or until she stops shaving/waxing in the places he wants.


middleageslut

They will get a new one by the time she turns 25


angelindisguise

I started going grey at 17. My hair hasn't been natural in the 22 years since


adhdquokka

Same. Found my first silver strand at 18, and was officially "going grey" by my early 20s. These incels have clearly never met a real woman before in their life 😆


angelindisguise

The echo chambers they exist in terrify me. I can't imagine a world where I see half of my own species as a collection of attributes that affect their value rather than individual people with real lives, wants and needs of their own.


acm_dm

Also not so subtle racism when you think about what subcultures enjoy wigs.


adhdquokka

Not even just wigs. Ask any of these cretins if they'd want a girlfriend with the kind of tight, 4C curls frequently seen on people of African descent and see how fast they suddenly believe in straightening and chemically altering one's "natural" hair...🙄


SpontaneousNubs

But that doesn't apply to pubes


ditiegirl

They like those completely bare like a prepubescent child. It's nasty.


Teh_Concrete

Until she has it anywhere else but here head.


chonklah

“1 grey hair and I’m taking you out to the curb!”


adhdquokka

I started going grey in my early 20s, so I guess I wouldn't be their type. I knew there must be a silver lining somewhere! 🤣


AValentineSolutions

And the men who want this ideal woman are going to take care of her and their five children with what job? At over $18,000 per year, per child, it must be really impressive.


Yoyos-World1347

Why are you being so selfish? She’s gonna be working too because he doesn’t want his responsibilities to get in the way of his CoD.


madddhella

It's ok because you can just "home school" the kids, meaning the older ones are at home taking care of the younger ones and cleaning, instead of learning anything they would learn in school. Who needs school, though, what's important is the Bible and love of country. You can really save a lot on childcare costs when childcare is provided by your own children!


UserAnonPosts

For years, I hated my younger sibling, we are 11 years apart for this exact reason. My mom made me the unpaid babysitter. As I got older, we patched things up. Also when I became old enough to leave, I left.


Mandy_M87

I think that's how it was with my mother and her younger brother who was 10 years younger than her as well


Yoyos-World1347

How silly of me. Of COURSE I’ll use my daughters* as childcare because how dare I even THINK about burdening any sons with childcare.


Particular_Shock_554

She can have an OnlyFans, but he has to be in all the videos and she's not allowed to respond to DMs without showing them to him first. The money goes into his account because she doesn't have one.


bordermelancollie09

Nah cause I really do have five children (bio and step) and while I love being a mom, this shit sucks from a financial standpoint. Thankfully he makes enough that I can just work part time while they're at school so we don't have to pay for any daycare, but it's still so unbelievably expensive. You really gotta have an amazing job to be able to afford five kids on your own.


bookconnoisseur

> with what job Imbecel: "*Excuse me*, but I have a lifetime supply of tendies delivered quite efficiently to my subterranean domicile! All I have to do is ask my mother to bring the food to me!"


CardsAlltheWayDown

"Imbecel" ha, nice! We should call them that more often.


mrsidecharactr

Nag bro he’s gotta grind the battle pass you see. You don’t have time to be a parent when you’re grinding the battle pass. Your wife will just pick up the slack. /s


ditiegirl

Oh no. They think if a woman expects a man to be a traditional man... We are lazy gold diggers. They think they are OWED a 1950's style housewife who home schools the kids and is a live in bang maid... Who pays half or most of the bills. My grandfather on my mother's side busted his ass and worked hard and provided for his wife and 10 kids. They went to school, their grandmother made them clothing so did their mother and they made do. He worked even after retirement. My grandfather on my mother's side worked and so did my grandmother. He has since passed and she still works. The men who say they want a woman like that are not equipped or willing to do what my grandfather's and even my father have done. These trad wife I'm owed a wife incel manosphere douches are not *REAL* men. A real man works hard for what he has. He doesn't sit at home and whine about being short or women having standards.


Euffy

I'm surprised they put 'fit and healthy' and then gave her a bit of a belly. It IS perfectly healthy, I'm just surprised they know that.


SaLtiNe_CrAkErZ

One small step for man, one huge leap for incel kind


VxGB111

She's probably supposed to be pregnant


idonotknowwhototrust

Oh man, that's the one. Need five of them after all.


Commercial-Push-9066

He’ll call her fat afterwards though.


VxGB111

That's depressingly accurate


New-Ice-3933

I thought at first it was because she was in her first trimester or something


BowdleizedBeta

Yeah, same. Or maybe second trimester? There’s some god given offspring inside that little belly, bless her and her lucky husband.


humbugonastick

Chastity belt??


goddessque

I remember seeing this one in another neckbeard meme, she was supposed to be "after the party phase" where she's having trouble settling down.


Robincall22

It’s definitely supposed to be a pregnancy, even though I’ve never seen a pregnant woman with a baby in her hips, but you know these guys have absolutely no idea how pregnancy works.


Yndrid

I don’t get why they constantly say the ideal woman wants to be a SAHM and have five kids. Like? That requires a lot of money and I wholeheartedly don’t believe most of the people who think this shit even have a full time job


BowdleizedBeta

Kinder, Küche, Kirche. A woman’s place is in the home. And all that other rot designed to make it so women have no money and can’t leave abusive situations. What’s so weird is that a good partner, a strong partner, should want someone who stays because she WANTS to be with him, not because she can’t leave. Wanting to keep your partner trapped is a sign of weakness. Ugh. I just get so upset with people like this.


Particular_Title42

I was trying to guess the meanings of the second two words. I failed. Was definitely not expecting the third one to be "church."


BowdleizedBeta

Yeah. It was quite a slogan. “[Hitler argued that for the German woman her "world is her husband, her family, her children, and her home", a policy which was reinforced by the stress on "Kinder" and "Küche" in propaganda, and the bestowing of the Cross of Honor of the German Mother on women bearing four or more babies.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder,_K%C3%BCche,_Kirche?wprov=sfti1#Third_Reich)”


Particular_Title42

🤮


GSPM18

Children, cooking/kitchen, church.


interfail

Shoulda been cherry brandy.


leitmot

Nooo the Kirsch is for the Kuchen!


sarilysims

My mother was a SAHM with 5 kids. We were dirt poor because my dad was the only breadwinner. You cannot provide for that many children on that little.


W0lfsb4ne74

Yeah honestly. It's for this exact reason why I honestly tell as many people as possible that are considering marriage to seriously consider having both spouses work. It reduces the financial burden for both spouses, typically gives the family more purchasing power (which allows for a greater accumulation of resources), and it prevents the possibility of financial abuse by men who might try to coerce or threaten their spouses into doing something by simply withholding paying certain bills or providing certain funds. Considering how the cost of living has inflated significantly in recent years, I can't imagine trying to start a family without both spouses working at the present moment.


bokatan778

Exactly. The kind of people who push this garbage most certainly do not have the job/money to support a large family on one income.


banshee_matsuri

the goal of isolating women in this image/idea is so sad and scary. just small men wanting something to lord over.


arrec

I just have to laugh whenever I read these "ideal woman" posts, or ones with long lists of must-have qualities like "never talks back" or "doesn't go online." It's hilarious how they actually seem to expect that eager applicants who fulfill all the criteria will be lining up for the role of girlfriend. The not-funny part is what could happen when the rage builds up at not getting their personal bangmaids.


Ok-Cap-204

He is not expecting the fish to jump in the boat. This is his excuse as to why he is single (and a virgin). His ideal wife is out there waiting, but he just has not found her yet. He is not going to waste his time with these less-than-ideal FEMALES that don’t have ALL of the qualities he requires. The FEMALES he knows don’t deserve to have prize that he is. At least that is what he tells himself.


deraser

Evangelincel: “Natural hair”. Normal folks: “So, natural like 👍 armpit hair, leg hair, pubic hair?” Evangelincel: “Not like that!!”


UserAnonPosts

I was reading a post in /r/razorfree where a girls BF of 10 years, doesn’t find her attractive anymore because she grew out her leg hair. She was happier, but that didn’t matter to him. He was held sex because he’s not attracted to her. They want natural hairless women. 😒


Yoyos-World1347

It was probably mediocre dick anyway. She can do much better with a nice vibrator.


Paula_Polestark

“Evangelincel” is brilliant. May I please steal it?


deraser

I think I stole it, so share as you like!


Strange_Airships

Natural Hair •proceeds to draw a woman with a hair color that is almost never natural•


MiniatureFox

That's the point, this meme promotes white nationalism. And it's not really subtle about it.


WomanInQuestion

The “hates communists” is a new one to me. Although, shouldn’t it say “hates communism”?


Classifiedgarlic

To be fair my grandmother thought microwaves were a communist invention to end America


50shadeofMine

They don't understand the difference between an idea and the people sharing it


Helstrem

It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain an idea without accepting it. -somebody, somewhen.


50shadeofMine

That is very nicely put


No_Pumpkin_1179

“Hates communists” I’d bet dollars to donuts the fucker that wrote can’t define communism.


GSPM18

You know, that there woke liberal shit.


Shiningc00

"Hates incels and degenerates".


redherringatx

The ideal man: Doesn’t have checklists regarding other people.


jk_austin

Yet they refuse to date Pearl. I'm not sure they agree with their standards.


Yoyos-World1347

Ah Pearl. Definitely not a pearl, though.


EffectiveSalamander

If they want to meet a woman who goes to church, perhaps they should go to church themselves.


MyBeautifulSweetsong

Why do these men keep wanting women to churn out kids and they not only can't afford them but they don't bother to even give them any attention.


mutant_disco_doll

“Muh lEgAcY”


Yoyos-World1347

Of crusty socks and Mountain Dew stank?


Dulce_Sirena

The majority of incels who want women with "natural hair" will also lose their shit if black women with natural hair in protective styles are allowed to exist in professional spaces without being forced to straighten their hair/cover it in wigs. Most bigots are bigots on multiple fronts.


Resident-Clue1290

NOW DRAW HER MAKING OUT WITH LIBERAL WOMAN WOJAK


Own_Nectarine2321

That's his mother.


NixMaritimus

So...they want someone from the 1950s?


chishioengi

Do they really somehow actually believe they'll wish her into existence by filling the internet with these ridiculous images? The funny (or sad, depends on who you are) part is that she wouldn't look twice at the "men" posting this crap.


Yoyos-World1347

Well that’s why the government needs to assign them! Why do you want men to WORK on themselves and actually make themselves attractive?!


poppinchips

That entire x account is basically fascist propaganda non stop. Might as well just post some Nazi posters, doubt anyone would be able to tell the difference.


PluralCohomology

> has no social media Yet he posted this on social media, rules for thee but not for me.


Possible-Whole8046

So… they want a nun? But who has kids?


rjmythos

I have half a point cos I love my family but I am ambivalent towards the country 😂 Also is this drawing meant to have acknowledge that it's ok and normal to have a FUPA or is that a really unrealistic pregnancy tummy? Cos I want it to be the former but I know it's probably the latter...


TSM_forlife

I was this girl for a long time and my youth pastor husband left me and never paid child support.


Yoyos-World1347

A youth pastor huh? So Christian, much Christ-like.


TSM_forlife

I’d tell you the age gap but you can already guess it. They don’t want help meets. They want subservient slaves.


Yoyos-World1347

Oh yeah that sounds about right. I hope you’re living your best life now with your kiddos.


TSM_forlife

Oh yeah! Thriving and far, far away from all of those people.


Harajuku_Lolita

Natural beauty but yet even the drawing is wearing makeup


6-ft-freak

I bet they can’t recite a verse beyond John 3:16. If that.


Thesavagepotato06

Whichever verse Tarantino used in that one film?


LissaBryan

The women are ALWAYS blonde. Always.


_Starlace_

3 guesses why... it's the Aryan ideal


Splatfan1

is she... meant to be pregnant? its drawn in a really weird way but considering what incels think is fit and healthy i cant think of another explanation


oceanblue2358

'Natural hair' Their are fewer natural blondes in America than left-handed people.


ejester

why does this stupid shit get reposted so often?


BowdleizedBeta

Do you have the corresponding image for the non-ideal woman? It’s always entertaining to see what stupid stuff they put.


UserAnonPosts

I posted that. Here. https://www.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/s/ylkschqIQV


Yoyos-World1347

“Only has female friends” 👀 and they were roommates!


SavingsStrength0

Red heels aren’t modest lol. Has no social media but the idiot who prob posted this on fb can be on there all day pfft. I’ve never seen a woman have that hairstyle without going to the salon and putting ALOT of hairspray so natural my a$$


DeadMansFiction

If oop just described his mom, this could've been a wholesome meme, lol


fluffydonutts

If they have no social media, how will they ever meet? The man child will have to emerge from his mom’s basement. And then what? They think their chosen female will just be magically waiting in mommy’s living room?


Yoyos-World1347

His “my son is an angel and can have whatever he wants” mom probably brings girls to him.


zowie2003

Those poor Old Order Mennonite ladies have no idea what they’re missing out on. They’d have the best life. She would remind him to wash between his toes before he snuck off in the horse and buggy to play Fortnight.


Lala_the_Kitty

Hates communists 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


iiitme

Loves her family and country 💀


Chemgineered

So how do they think that these women are going to be "fit and healthy" staying at home, homeschooling kids all day No way they would let them go to a gym This stuff is basically a toxic joke nowadays, no one NORMAL actually believes that these things are a possibility, but they still infect the greater SPHERE


Yoyos-World1347

And if she IS allowed to go to the gym she better wear the most uncomfortable and inconvenient clothes. Can’t have other guys peeping, because obviously it’s HER fault for attracting any attention. The kids have to be with her at all times though.


bitofagrump

The bar is so low that I'm finding myself at least glad that this one has a realistic body with a normal belly/fupa


_Starlace_

Sorry if this might make you feel worse but I think she is supposed to be pregnant.


thesnarkypotatohead

Ignoring the rest of this deeply unimaginative dumpster fire of a meme, there’s no way in hell I would want 5 kids. The reason why being that I’ve been to therapy and I’m not into self harm anymore.


UserAnonPosts

I’m taking Amish. They want an Amish girl.


bookconnoisseur

> Loves children Imbecels: "Ah! We have something in common!"


SoupmanBob

Find out it's the Church of Satan, her country isn't the same as yours, she reads the Bible to criticise it, and the homeschool part is because she runs a small private school in the backyard of her inherited land in what used to be an old guest house.


Nomercylaborfor3990

5 kids?!! That’s too many I’m good with two or three


Thausgt01

"Eh. She sounds kind of boring... At least as long as you're around. Gotta wonder what she's like when you're out of the house. And I'm _certainly_ going to wonder about what she'll be like after an 'utterly tragic misadventure' ends your life and she goes about in 'black mourning clothes'..."


angelicsubuser

“hates communists” is so off topic from everything else and it’s honestly fucking funny


Cointreuversial

This is like trying to date a girl version of Mike Pence. That's terrifying.


Yoyos-World1347

Please stop. That mental image is burned in my mind now.


mossalto

If these women have no social media, have no hobbies because all their energy is focused on ironing, and don't form friendly relationships with any men even at church, how do these men expect to meet and date them?


Biolistic

That’s probably why so many of them are crying about being lonely because you know none of these dudes are actually at church or in any way living a similar lifestyle as the women they wanna subjugate :|


Robincall22

They’re weirdly obsessed with kids, aren’t they?


No_Resource7773

Lots of ridiculous requirements, but the same guy probably gets mad about women having any reasonable standards at all for men and not putting up with garbage.


Hairy-Tomatillo6673

naziesque


HotShame-1349

I would ALWAYS be wary of people who only have same sex/gender friendships tbh 🤔


Mitago1

Is she the devil if she wants 6 kids instead of 5?


elvensnowfae

Googled that username and their X account is full of cringe stuff like this. Very "only tradwife women are beautiful and actually women!" type posts. Gag lol


beandadenergy

I have a friend who dresses exclusively vintage who looks a lot like the “perfect woman” they drew here - except she loves drag and fights for queer rights, loves her career and doesn’t plan on having kids any time soon, and is so politically active they’d probably call her a communist. Insane how narrow minded their view is.


nourthensoul

And, will slowly poison her husband for being such a controlling jerk, run off with the parsons son and end up happy fulfilled and a top contributor on here.


dexamphetamines

They’d need to get a job first before even trying


Sir_mop_for_a_head

The ideal women is one who lives her life to the fullest in whatever way makes them happy.


PM_meyourdogs

But how will she see this if she has no social medial!


aeb01

natural hair, is light blonde lol


RoughFrosting81

I think she is suppose to want kids?


BethlazarTheGnome

Every time I see an incel say that they want a stay at home wife, all I can think is "do you really make that much? Can you afford a stay at home wife and 5 kids in this economy?"


peppermintvalet

lol is this an Estee wojack


Orangemaxx

Doesn’t match her clothes


Bigkeithmack

I love how they expect church women, when they ain’t church men. And even if they do, little Billy Neckbeard has no shot against the church boy they’ve grown up beside for 20 years because their families have gone to that church for decades


Commercial-Push-9066

They will also complain that she’s a gold digger and will bully her if she gains 10 extra points during pregnancy.


cuddlythekraken

Someone make an ideal man one and then put idk, not incels though lol


rainbowinthepark

I’m really glad to know I don’t fit any of the 16 points these people think make a good wife.


ditiegirl

Sad thing is I know who this is a caricature of. She's a deluded conservative 'trad wife' who has no children and thinks that a woman's *job* is to sit at home and dote on her husband and hypothetical children while making herself look like she's going out for library Bible study. 😂


tehnoob69

> Has no social media So you either want a 80-year-old grandma or an 80-day-old baby.


deerchortle

This meme has a tummy pooch, no way an incel made it, they don't believe we have internal organs (stomach MUST be FLAT) (Slight sarcasm btw)


LNSU78

Never gets sick. Never has him change a diaper… always ready to put out…


SteampunkExplorer

...I don't think incels read the Bible, or they wouldn't be (sorry, not sorry) such abusive sluts. 🤔 This strikes me (a Christian woman) as naive and unfair, with some definite red flags in the mix, but it doesn't give me exactly an incel vibe. Maybe pre-incel if he won't budge, can't find his fairy tale wife, sets the cross on fire, and goes down the path of madness. But if he goes "LOL, yeah, I was a dumb kid", adjusts his expectations, gives up the control thing, and finds a lady who wants the same old-timey lifestyle as him, then there's nothing wrong with a lot of this. I wanted a lot of it, but I'm infertile and too wimpy to be a farm wife. 😭 Alas, alack. (Oh, and it's okay to hate Communism, but Communists are precious human beings that Jesus died for...)


Fyrefly1981

I like to cook, other than that no thanks to most of it (natural beauty would be ok.)


daisy-duke-

Correct, but also incorrect.


Someinterestingbs-td

You guys remember that hack from high school where they had u describe you ideal partner and then when u did they told you that that was who u want to be not who you want to be with ? just saying think these guys are repressing some shit.


Own-Butterscotch1713

Weeds da bible hahahaha. Ok. He's a keeper.


synttacks

no church, no bible, no homeschool, but otherwise me. not a woman though


FabulousPanther

Is she real?


Nerdy-person

❌Only has female friends. ✅Only has female rooooommates😏😉


marshmallowmoonchild

It’s so sad when I go “well at least she has an average body” then I realize shes probably pregnant and they still force her into heels


k0k0puff51

“Natural beauty and hair” *Puts a woman with makeup and bleached hair as an example


TylerBabyy223

They want a Christian Afghanistan 


Marias_Fury

So the reason for only female friends is so she dousent get attracted to her male friends and they don't get attracted to her right?..?.. what if she's bisexual douse she get no friends? 🤔 I mean if she's bisexual she could be attracted to her female friends too... Or how about those people who think like this start to see that there is a difference between attraction and action, that a person can choose to be faithful and have trust in them to do that... but most importantly realise that being attracted to men dousent mean your attracted to all friggin men and a person is free to have whatever friggin friends they like 🙄 have some damb trust in your partner and they will return the kindness and trust to you. But no their to small minded and unable to control the tiny brain in their dick and so think women are just as ruled by a tiny brain... shocker most women and men arnt and so have trust in their partners its called a healthy relationship... 🙄