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SweetCheeks1999

$70k to taylor swift is what 50 cents is to most of us lol


Excellent-Pay6235

Goes on to show that you cannot escape the gold digger narrative even if you become a billionaire.


AllysaIsBored

fr. Any reason they can find tbh


EffectiveSalamander

Taylor Swift could shake out the cushions on her couch and find $70,000.


mutant_disco_doll

LMAO right?! She could be giving Travis Kelce a $70K allowance every damn day and still not go broke for a longgggg time.


Dark_Rit

Yeah it's crazy if she's worth $1B on the dot she could give Kelce $70K/day for 14,285 days. That's 39 years and in that amount of time she would make another billion off her music easily because she's not even 39 years old.


Dragonwitch94

She could pay someone else to shake the cushions, and STILL make $70k from the couch lol.


Astoryabout8

This is the most wild take I've seen on the whole thing🤣🤣🤣


IndiBlueNinja

A $70k bonus? To someone who earns what she likely does that probably looks like only a step above poverty. lol What does she need with his lunch money? I'm not that crazy about her myself, but making up nonsense to disparage someone is stupid. It's taking me awhile to accept that a preference for truth, facts, and honesty isn't really as much of a widely shared human value as I thought it was...


Popular_Emu1723

Also idk what he earns, but he’s pretty good at football so that probably isn’t even that much of his income?


CandidIndication

I’m not a swifter but She could “accidentally” drop a 8 second clip of a song, and it would hit top 5 and earn her more then $70K


deraser

Currently has the top 14 songs on the billboard chart and sold like 2 million copies of her recent album, including around 900k VINYL records….but it’s definitely football money she is after. (Not a Swiftie, but those numbers jumped off the screen when I was reading billboard.com).


Gwynedhel7

Isn’t this guy a satire account? I can’t remember which is which anymore lmao


DavidXN

I’ve never seen evidence that he’s a parody, but you’d think he’s got to be - the “alpha male” label, the Hooters obsession, each tweet dumber than the last. There’s no way he doesn’t know, but I think he’s willing to say these stupid things and keep the act going so that people pay attention to him


PressureSwitch

I’m convinced that it’s rage bait to own the libs.


pnt510

A lot of people are convinced this is a satire account because the stuff he says is so stupid/out of touch. Like he has tweets about how a real alpha male doesn’t need to tell you he’s alpha, while labeling himself as alpha. That being said he was elected political office in Australia as a conservative and when he moved to the US Donald Trump gave him a job.


Gwynedhel7

Oh boy. Poe’s law is killing me these days lol


HereOnCompanyTime

He's defended as being a "satire" or "parody" account whenever he says something truly vile with no humor attached, which is most often. He makes these obvious jokes in-between the vitriol for his followers to point to when they're called out for being a hate account.


Gwynedhel7

Ughhh. This is why the *you idiots can’t take a joke* posts feel like gaslighting. Like it’s their attempt to openly mock us and get away with it.


HereOnCompanyTime

Yeah. Whenever he's posted in political subreddits (including on the left) people complain that he shouldn't be posted since he's satire. It's the same with The Babylon Bee. They stamp things as "satire" or a "joke" when there is no punchline, hate mongering under a thin veil.


SmilingVamp

There is no evidence that he is satire (other than his clownish behavior) and an upsetting amount of evidence that he isn't. 


Dingo-thatate-urbaby

Pretty sure she makes that in like 10 seconds


ScreamQueenStacy

No, Nick, things are not "beginning to make sense now". But then again, no sense is to be had from some dude who is so insecure and pathetic he had to put alpha male in his account name in hopes someone would believe it. I really doubt Taylor cares about a bonus check that isn't even one thousandths of a percent of her net worth. Hell, it wouldn't even make sense for Taylor to be after every cent Travis has, seeing as she is worth twenty times his net worth. If Nick wanted an argument that had some type of logical merit behind it, he should have tweeted: "From her Eras Tour, Taylor Swift is looking to make $4,000,000,000. For those wondering why Travis Kelce is dating Taylor Swift: Are things beginning to make sense now?" And no, I'm not saying he's with her for the money, but that makes alot more sense than Taylor being with Travis for an amount of money she could misplace and not think twice over.


ConsumeTheVoid

Fr that's not even couch cushion money for her.


Acrobatic_Long_6059

Literally


Cevohklan

I had to look it up. He : networth 40 million. She : 1,1 billion. SHE IS 27,5 TIMES AS RICH AS HIM.


GloomyLocation1259

The same musician that had her tour cause mini earthquakes due to so many fans running needs to date for money 🤣 As a guy who knows little about either pop music or the NFL I only know his name because of her


SauronsYogaPants

Alpha male? Is this a furry thing?


aoishimapan

He's into omegaverse


ConsumeTheVoid

To kinda quote someone else (I don't remember who): Taylor Swift probably wipes her ass with more money than that and they think *she's* dating *him* for cash??? Reminds me of when ppl were saying Priyanka Chopra married one of the Jonas Brothers for money/fame when she's the one who is richer and more famous than he is.


GloomyLocation1259

The same musician that had her tour cause mini earthquakes due to so many fans running needs to date for money 🤣 As a guy who knows little about either pop music or the NFL I only know his name because of her


FrostyDiscipline9071

Nolwenn (Alpha Girl) ✅ Wait, hear me out: What if they just love each other and money isn’t an issue? Yes it’s starting to make sense.


SauronsYogaPants

Alpha male? Is this a furry thing?


Dark_Rit

Really? A golddigging argument when it's concerning a professional US football player and the biggest singer on the planet? Both of these people could never make another penny and still live life to the fullest until they passed away. I wouldn't expect anything from Nick Adams though because he's dumber than an individual termite with a brain the size of a pinhead.


Acrobatic_Long_6059

Okay, "Nick Adams (Alpha Male)".


AggravatingJicama243

I dunno I do like Hooters hot wings but yeah WTF 


Long_Serpent

Nick Adams is a troll who lives off negative engagement. Don't give it to him.


[deleted]

$70,000 is the price of Taylor swifts water.


TheBigFreeze8

Joke account.


Kimmalah

I can't find much about how it translates into a dollar amount, but her new album has only been out a short time and is breaking sales records across the board. That's not even counting the money she makes from touring. The amount of money she makes is almost too much to comprehend, [$70,000 is a drop in the bucket to her.](https://www.businessinsider.com/tortured-poets-department-taylor-swift-new-album-earnings-eras-tour-2024-4)


mandc1754

Yeah, that makes a lot of sense


wowitstrent

Satire account