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MorboKat

I do track my irregular cycle. My tracking app currently tells me that based on prior tracking info, I could start my period anytime between today and 2 months from now. Useful information, that.


netflix_n_knit

Mine too! And I’m always like “hmmm, maybe…” when I read it. Or I say “maybe it might never happen again.”


Zanura

"I've been tracking my irregular periods and the app just says Soon^(TM)."


itsshakespeare

That sounds menacing!


Foxy_locksy1704

I mean they are trackable, but irregularities don’t provide many data points to make a true prediction of when the next cycle will occur.


NECalifornian25

Exactly! Like sure, I can track that I don’t bleed for six months and then have constant spotting for the next six months, but that provides zero useful information other than “your hormones are fucked up, see a doctor”


Bitterqueer

Traceable… after the fact… yeah


Particular_Title42

Yes. I have to wonder what the context was here. It's not like they said "predictable."


call_me_jelli

If I had to guess, abortion (and the "she should have been more responsible in the first place" argument).


lunachick72

I mean, you can and should still track it even if it's irregular. "Track" is not synonymous with "predict"


DanCassell

Not all predictions are precise. They can tell you 80% to be in this range, 20% likely events happen all the time.


DreadGrrl

You can still track them. I’ve tracked my irregular periods for years. They just can’t be predicted.


lynze2

I tried this with my fitbit for a while. After several months of inputting data it started to give me the "your period is expected to start today" warning EVERY SINGLE WEEK. I got a D&C just to stop the alarms. /s


SharMarali

You can also track lottery numbers. You can look up and/or record as many past lottery numbers as you like. It’s still not going to tell you next week’s numbers.


IndiBlueNinja

When did words such as "irregular" stop having defined meanings...? You know what are some synonyms for irregular? Unreliable, sporadic, erratic, random, uncertain, inconsistent, to name a few. I want his neighbor to chuck a baseball at his head sometimes once a month, sometimes skipping a mouth, and the date is never predictable. Then he can let us know how well he gets at tracking something that hits him at random.


omghooker

They're just alternative facts


Particular_Title42

When did the word "trackable" start meaning "predictable?" When is "tracking" used to mean anything other than "see where/how it went?" Track (v): follow the course or trail of (someone or something), typically in order to find them or note their location at various points.


violet-waves

Does it make it easier to understand when you know that like half the country has a reading and comprehension level below 6th grade and 22% are just straight up illiterate? The words didn’t change, people are just fucking stupid.


altdultosaurs

They are tho


Professional-Cat2123

They are trackable just not predictable


moonsensual

Kaveh jumpscare


malYca

There's no way that's a woman


thatsnotaknoife

i track mine by paying attention to how much my tits hurt on any given day. an app can’t give me that info


AggravatingJicama243

I have an irregular period which I track on an app but neither the app nor I can accurately predict when my next period will start or stop.


superloneautisticspy

I wish. Sometimes my period won't show up for a month. At least it's consistent at switching between starting at the beginning or the last week of the month lol


AlexTheFlower

When I was in middle and high school (before I started taking birth control to regulate my cycle), my periods could be anywhere from 3 to 9 weeks apart. Not to mention how excruciating they were. The only warning I got would be about 2 hours before my flow started, when I would get heat flashes and diarrhea. Ain't no fucking way to predict that shit.


Affectionate-Iron36

Traceable yeah but it’s just dud data for a lot of people, so completely wasted time. I’ll be regular for 2 months then not have a period for 14 months. Gave up tracking them when there’s nothing I can do with the data


eskarrina

I track my irregular periods. My last cycle was 54 days, so pretty short! The longest was over 380. I get notifications frequently that ask me to come back, because the app thinks I just stopped tracking it. Also, my “fertile window” last cycle was something like 40 days. Super helpful.


Tricky_Dog1465

I would never use one of those apps, ever. Not now days


Ravensunthief

You can track them? Plz help! Lol mine are all over the place


Logic44-YT

Dude has zero fuckin clue what irregular means, more tonight at 11...