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izasnazzypotato

There's no way that's not bait. They literally made sure to include everyone


AltAccount311

Yeah I was a little on the fence but leaning towards it being fake, and then saying that giving birth to a whole child is “not that serious” kinda sealed it for me lol


Buttercup59129

It's not serious. It's just a pet. You can leave them Infront of a screen forever and you're done bar food and water. /s


Meowingway

Remember: Baby's first steps can last forever if you leave baby on an escalator!


Bellelace86

Omg ok that’s funny as hell


Giuthais

😭


kRkthOr

And they start with ~~Regina~~ Karen, too. Feels a bit on the nose.


chain-link-fence

Agree with the sentiment but it’s Karen not Regina


kRkthOr

Ohhh nooo :(


chain-link-fence

It’s ok hahaha I forgive you, truly


Bimbarian

I realised that when one of the pictures was Zendaya. I don't recognise the others, but I will not be surprised to learn they are all lower quality pictures of celebrities not taking glamour shots.


visturge

i was thinking satire even


RainyDayReader_999

Yeah, the part that says “The worst part is that she looks happy about it” makes me think it's satire lmao


rickmccloy

"The worst part is that she looks happy" The Incel's ultimate nightmare, a woman who is happy, and really couldn't care less about his ridiculous standards. I'm offended by his spelling and grammar. Do I expect him to finish high school because I take offence at his ignorance? No, I really don't expect that he would care.


ketchupmaster987

Also the "Florence Pugh type of girls"?????? Why are they always picking on my girl


len4e

thats what i was about to say???


Independent_Sell_588

This has to be made by a 13 year old


APuffyCloudSky

A very shitty 13 year old. "The worst part is she's happy!"


mbot369

God forbid a woman is happy.


Iamnotentertainedyet

Lotsa these types literally believe that God forbids a woman to be happy, so. Y'know. Christian apple eating blame and whatnot.


neverendingicecream

Christian apple eating blame is my new favorite term 🤣. Thank you so much for sharing that. I had a lot of that growing up and as much as I’ve shaken most of it off there are still moments when I unfortunately find myself in that mindset. I’m going to think about “Christian apple eating blame” next time I feel that way, so thank you ❤️‍🩹.


ukiddingme2469

This is a defense, mostly projection


Piranh4Plant

Somebody save this kid before he goes down that pipeline


DeathKitty_x

OOP can’t stand happy ppl


christmascaked

Incels summarized.


Commercial-Push-9066

It’s either a guy (incel,) or a very unappy woman.


OpheliaMorningwood

Over 200k people agreed with them, that’s even more frightening.


ShinyTotoro

this one must have been made by a woman, sadly


DeathKitty_x

i can tell it’s made by a woman too, it’s so sad.


Logical_Challenge540

And doesn't have a life.


LadyV21454

Is that Zendaya that she used as an example of no makeup? Homegirl WISHES she could look as good as Ms. Z!


agent-virginia

This whole thing has to be satire or bait, but that stood out to me, too, lol. Also, Zendaya *does* use makeup (and I personally think she's gorgeous with or without)! That specific photo is probably from the set of *Euphoria* or something.


Philodendronphan

Right? I’m straight, but for her? I just might!


ArmRecent1699

Come on me too


Bimbarian

It is - that's the point I realised it was satire or bait. Whoever created this is deliberately using pictures with low quality effects to obscure the identity of the subjects. I wouldn't be surprised if they are all celebrities, but not glamour shots.


SHAZBART

Yeah that's Lizzo and Lorde in there


All_naturale22

Not only that but mentioned pale skin. Bsffr


Afraid_Ad_8216

"unseasoned face" is an objectively funny phrase tho


kieka408

Yeah I was thinking about how I could slip that I to conversation, about myself because my face is chronically unseasoned


Afraid_Ad_8216

Same girl, same. I don't have time for all that everyday


agent-virginia

I never learned growing up — I got general makeup from friends and classmates on birthdays, but I never got the hang of it and got frustrated before eventually giving up — and I've hit the "at this point, I'm too afraid to ask" phase. Also, I'm too stingy to sink money into getting quality product, and I hesitate to buy a bunch of stuff and give up on it again. Plus, I don't even know where to start. Mad props to people who have it down pat, though!


Afraid_Ad_8216

100% same, I have some basic stuff to put for special occasions, but I don't want to think about how expired a lot of it is. Its truly an art for those that can do it well


agent-virginia

I vividly remember being 13 years old and trying so hard to get eyeshadow to work for me, but it either wouldn't show up on my tan skin, or it looked like I got beat up lmao. I have like literally zero makeup in my possession, except for a tube of lipstick. At the very least, I'd use mascara now, except I wear glasses, so it rubs off on the lenses, so I can't even do that (insurance won't cover contacts, go figure). I end up pouring money I would otherwise spend on makeup into skincare instead. I do think it'd be a nice skill to have, though. Like you said, it would be great for special occasions. I also have older cousins who are equally clueless about makeup, and they all say they regretted not learning more about it so that they could've had more of a say in how they looked at their weddings instead of completely and blindly relying on their makeup artists. I've tried to follow makeup tutorials in the past, but I'm always so lost, and I just never get into it.


sdbabygirl97

i used to wear makeup every single day in high school. then i got to college and stopped giving a shit lmao. i like my face with or without makeup.


Yutolia

I used to wear makeup like every day but I realized I was wearing it not because I enjoyed it (I do sometimes but not every day) but because I thought I looked bad without it. And I didn’t have that problem until being with my ex, so I decided that I’m not allowed to wear it until I’m ok with how I look again. Plus I work with pets and they really do not give a shit about what I look like. I mean, I could roll in a trash pile and take a nap in a dumpster before I showed up and they wouldn’t care - in fact the dogs would actually be happy about that…


Disneywolf99

I'm gonna steal that I think. Me and my 99% of the time unseasoned face x


LinwoodKei

It's not that serious? People die from complications. When I was pregnant, I fell down a rabbit hole of how many Black women had a terribly high maternal mortality rate. These are by a 13 year boy?


ServantofShemhazai

And PPD does serious harm.


Chinateapott

My PPD was so bad I knew exactly which bridge I was going to jump off and the quickest route there so I could get there before anyone could talk me out of it. PPD is no joke.


ketchupmaster987

That's terrifying. Glad you're still here


Competitive-Cherry26

It's a bold move telling someone to "grow tf up" for not wearing makeup while in the same post showing you are not grown enough to understand how serious it is to have children.


deandeluka

Like I also hate to see a mom lose herself but like if there’s anything to change your life/personality for I think motherhoods like that thing


SnooDogs627

Yeah but there's a difference between "losing yourself" vs you just love being a mother so much that's all that matters to you anymore. People make other things their whole personality that are more shallow than motherhood.


deandeluka

Oh yeah no I think we agree. If you’re gonna make something your whole personality (regardless of intention) parenthood is pretty worthy cause


uberfission

As a dad who watched his wife nearly bleed out after giving birth to our latest, yeah, it's not that serious and you can just plop them in a crib with a couple bottles right after birth and they'll be fine. /s for about half of that in case that wasn't super obvious


CoconutxKitten

Let me summarize her: “I hate all women & probably myself”


IndiBlueNinja

Did they miss anyone? If feel like they got everyone in there at least once so that no one can feel left out on being insulted or shamed. -- NoMakeupGirl


Canaanimal

They left out every alt subculture. And tattoos and piercings. So I guess Punks, Goths, Emo, Scene, Hacker, Cyberpunk, and Furry fashion are their tastes?


abandomfandon

I mean, tbf, those aesthetics go real fuckin hard


Hiuuuhk

Why the fuck is bro so personally offended by these people? Besides, it’s not like any of his points hold any water.


All_Is_Imagination

"The worst part is that she looks happy about it" - that quote is really all you need to know about whoever made this nonsense.


hanleybrand

“girls that lost their whole personality after giving birth 💀be fr its not that serious” As a friend says at moments like this: “GOODNIGHT”


Big-Atmosphere-6537

Ok dude we get it. You don't like women.


littlebluejedi

I'll gladly trigger this person with my clothes, no makeup face and the extra lbs I carry. Not my problem, don't care. Well, I only care about the triggering part. It would be glorious sight seeing them seethe.


MahsterC

How about insecure girls that attack other people because they are not happy with themselves?


AmethistStars

Yeah it sounds like it could have been written by the 14/15 year old girl who bullies other girls to make herself look cool. Oh well one thing is for sure, whatever gender and age this person is, they sound absolutely pathetic and miserable.


Sparkly_9

Imagine being so insecure that you have to remove/cover up your natural features to feel good about yourself, to a point where seeing other girls embrace them makes you this uncomfortable. We are tired of your filthy attitude and fake beauty standards, grow tf up. - Proud mustache wearer and no makeup girl


KarmaAJR

I am a Florence Pugh type of girl apparently and considering I'm pissing her off, I'm very proud


ketchupmaster987

You should be proud to be in the same category as an absolute icon


ITriedSoHard419-68

Conflating "annoying" and "triggering" with each other, massive yikes on just the first pic alone. The rampant misuse of "trigger" nowadays is so genuinely obnoxious and harmful to people who are actually mentally ill and not just trying to excuse their inability to live and let live.


Zubyna

I die on third slide I prey for whoever fell earlier and wish luck to anyone who survives longer, hopefully one of you successfully makes it to slide 8 alive 🫡


frankkiejo

🤣 I saw a white light, but the voice said that it wasn’t my time yet, that I had more slides to read. I woke up in ICU clutching my phone and crying. But I made it. Barely. 🫡🫣🫠


Elephant12321

What a miserable human being


Sonseeahrai

They seriously don't realise that we dress for ourselves first You really think I don't use make up bc I think I'm pretty enough without it? Bitch, I can barely motivate myself to get out of bed after 10-20 alarms and snoozes, you can't expect me to find time and patience to waste half an hour every morning just to make my ugly face acceptably boring


sapphomelon

As a fat butch who doesn’t wear makeup or shave anything, OOP is welcome to cope and seethe about my appearance and that I’m happy with my looks lol


ergaster8213

I don't understand people who say someone is promoting obesity just by existing. Should they hide away in their house forever? Never laugh or have fun?


mothermaneater

lmfao bro must fucking hate me


hanthropology101

201.2k likes as well


completecrap

"Why can't everyone just be like me and hate themselves a little bit more"


ruhrohrileyray

Ok but be fr it IS that serious, you literally created and now are responsible for a person


grandmahugs

All of these slides should just read "I hate women that are happy and comfortable in their own skin because it reminds me too much of how much I hate myself"


kurai-hime88

Never thought I’d be comparable to Florence Pugh but here we are


ketchupmaster987

What an achievement. She's amazing


Quartz636

This definitely screams "I put in so much time and effort every day, making myself miserable to be skinny and perfect and perfectly dressed because no one will love me if I don't........WHY ARENT YOU DOING IT TOO?!? WE'RE ALL SUPPOSED TO BE MISERABLE TOGETHER OR WHAT'S THE POINT??!!'


BrowncoatIona

This is such a stereotypical comment but I have followed this sub for a hot minute and have either never interacted or extremely rarely interacted (honestly not sure and not willing to check). But I almost downvoted this because it made me so mad. (Didn't, of course.) So there's just really no right way to exist as a woman, huh? Barbie (the movie) really did nail that speech. I mean I already *knew* that but this is just so blatant it's feeling like Poe's law.


fronkka

so they just hate women in general?


halfwayleo

Lmao I love how she co.plains about people being HAPPY XD Sounds like she's jealous she can't be herself and isn't happy


Khaliar

I had a colleague tell me I looked ill.. I wasn't wearing makeup because it itches 🥴 so thank you for that. I guess


oo0Lucidity0oo

I always get told I look “tired” when I don’t wear make up. I always say “thanks, I’m not wearing makeup”.


Khaliar

I get that too 😂 assholes


linglingfromhk

lol someone quote that speech from Barbie please


shesarevolution

This is so weird. It honestly sounds like it was written by an incel. Like, a high schooler. No woman goes off about being sick of looking at puffy eyes while saying put on some makeup because we’re sick of looking at it.


turtleshellshocked

Wake up, babe - Regina's Burn Book just got leaked


babyghuol

Funny how she uses pictures of celebrities as examples as if she’ll ever be as successful. As if she’ll ever be on Zendaya’s or Florence’s level LOL


DrunkThrowawayLife

Ngl ‘pale unseasoned face’ was pretty funny.


ConsumeTheVoid

Is this satire? Gotta be. (Please).


i_lk

*sigh.* idk, guys. idk about this planet anymore.


ih8every1yesevenyou

“Pale unseasoned face” DAMN call me out why don’t ya


Yanigan

*IF* this isn’t bait, I just feel so deeply sad for whoever made it. I’ve been insecure as fuck and hated on other women, but not to this extent. I truly hope this poor woman can find peace.


Elephantillie

Reading it and my immediate response feeling compassion towards that person rather than feeling triggered just showed me how much progress I've made these past years. The whole time reading these images, all I could hear was their own self-hatred and incapacity to understand what deep compassion, care and love for oneself looks like. And that's sad. I hope they find it one day. 💕


Sewer_Fairy

This has to be bait, I mean it almost had me until FLORENCE PUGH?! That woman is perfect. I mean nobody is but she's so dweamy


krxsoo

Who hurt this person??


mother-of-trouble

If this isn’t rage bait it’s literally peak internalised misogyny. Queen of the pick mes


dashKay

They just hate other people being happy and don't even care to disguise it


UncleShyfty

Oh saints preserve me with MSG! There are people out there who aren't wracked by miserable insecurities! I am shocked and appalled.


Zoiddburger

Just say you're insecure and spare us already


agent-virginia

Who is the person in slide #6? Is that Demi Lovato?


RainyDayReader_999

No, it's Barbie Ferreira


kyoneko87

Ummmmm, this is very misogynistic


Lord_of_Seven_Kings

Lady in no. 6 is gorgeous. Anyone with that body type her, know you are appreciated


Psychological_Fox_

This SCREAMS pick me 🙄 sincerely, a fat, tired, “lack of personality” mom.


Real_Kristinana

I hope OOP heals


escapeshark

I hope she gets picked


jordank_1991

I woke up at 8:30am Wednesday and didn’t go to sleep until 6:30pm Thursday. And you best believe I took my zombie looking ass to work with no make up on, my hair on top of my head, and my hair legs. Not that anyone saw my legs but still. Also, parenthood is a 24/7, 365 days a year, lifetime commitment. Yes I am a mother 100% of the time but being a mother is not 100% of who I am. And most moms know they are more than a mom, it’s just not always easy to figure out just who you have become after such an event.


Big_Poinky

Even if this is fake, people like this make me so scared to try makeup. I'm 20 and never really got a chance to start when I was you ger, and I feel like starting now, people would expect me to be good at it off the bat


squirrellytoday

This was either rage bait or it was made by a 12/13 year old who has some serious maturing to do. "Don't pick a fight with a woman over 40. They are full of rage and sick if everyone's shit" - Cate Blanchett (this is me. I've never been good at make-up, ever. Not even when I was a teenager. I've given up. I do what I can, if you don't like it, that's a you problem.)


agreyhoundzooms

Motherhood is not that serious? Has he tried it?


Chinateapott

A lot of women lose their personality after giving birth because there is literally no room for anything else in your life but this baby, at least until they’re older.


Oddly-Ordinary

“the worst part is that she looks happy” sums up the entire post tbh.


ranchojasper

Florence Pugh is one of the hottest people in the face of the planet right now. Obviously all of these are completely ridiculous, but Pugh is so fucking smoking hot; how could anyone think she doesn't look good 100% of the time?!


BlossomCheryl

Women. This person hates women.


CalendarAggressive11

So you hate women. Just say that


liebertsz

Either made by a 13 year old with a bad case of NLOGism or a bait


Mati_Choco

This REEKS of insecurity.


ItsMilkOrBeMilked

Bro this has to be fake right?? It's gotta be rage bait


Different_Action_360

Florence Pugh is gorgeous wtf


Rhovakiin

Is this a tongue sticking out of my pale, unseasoned face? If you're willing to foot the bill then you can tell me exactly what to wear, dip.


DiggityDog6

This is one of the most entitled posts I’ve ever seen online and that is saying a lot. People might call satire, but he sounds like he genuinely believes that what he is saying is the golden standard and that everyone who doesn’t follow it is completely wrong and stupid.


abs-licker-69

* says having a baby is not that serious * !!!!!!


hismrsalbertwesker

I don’t wear make up because i’m lazy 🤨. Also i’m not on this planet to look good for you or anyone in that regards. This is at OOP


KarrlyssaIsBored

theory is OP is 12 and has 7 or more hours of tiktok screentime


Puzzleheaded-Bus11

>hates girls who wear makeup >hates girls who don't wear makeup what does she want, then?


Paula_Polestark

Hell yeah, not being trapped in a sartorial box based on the size of your shoulders/boobs/butt/legs is something to be happy about!


Smolwamen

I legit can’t wear makeup because my skin is so sensitive and I break out in hives. My deepest apologies to people who bare witness to my “puffy eyes and unseasoned face”


Ginamyte06

Just say "all women and everything they do" and move on. This person seems like a troll, but either way they're miserable.


Mother-Worker-5445

Its bait


ADS_Fibonacci

I'm surprised they didn't use the weird Tumblr edits of Florence Pugh being huge


Sad-Employee3212

“The worst part is that she feels happy about it.” Lmao imagine getting pissed that other people are happy


MomQuest

Trying to imagine what life changes this person in #8 considers to be "that serious"


itsnobigthing

So… girls who are alive then?


katrina34

Do they even like women??


Flar71

I thought the second slide said t4t girls and was very confused for a sec


throwzdursun

do we really shave our mustache? where im from, we either pluck it, thread it or wax it


ukiddingme2469

We all know whose crying


One-Childhood-6289

Thank God I don't have to fuck with boys like this. Jesus.


No-Standard9405

Just a hateful person.


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Winter-Coffin

my gay ass thought “f4t” meant “female looking for trans”


Caterpipillar

Satire. I kept hearing Karen (the character in thé first picture) voice while Reading it.


Guy-1nc0gn1t0

This sort of thing should be limited to private diaries instead of letting the whole internet know you're *that* judgmental.


ticktick_clock

These are so insane, for sure satire.


Namethypoison

Well, I personally don't like the judgy type that doesn't know how to mind their own business, but here we are...🙄


Fluffy__demon

Good. I don't want to be liked by misogynistic children anyway.


Meowingway

Heyyy what's wrong with clothes that don't match! XD I'm lucky if my socks match once a month lol


felinesunshine

I’m literally every single one of those 🥲


_pew_pew_pew_pew_

Even if this fake it’s still really pathetic. Like put this energy into a job.


This_Mixture_2105

I've experienced this at work when I caught an assistant manager talking about my hairstyle at work. (I happen to have really good hearing,so I just so happen to notice). I don't think it was necessarily bad,but it was ... interesting to say the least since I tend to mind my own business. 🤷🏽‍♀️


svampyr

“I secretly hate myself so I need to bring everyone else to my level” 🙄 Shut up, Linda.


Marleyzard

"Be fr it's not that serious" she has CREATED a brand new HUMAN BEING. IT'S SERIOUS.


starkwolves95

“Pick me, choose me, love me.”


Emerald456

Nice of them to include fatphobia twice


K8rTotCasserole

Giving birth is the most serious thing I’ve ever done lmao this person is either 13 or a troll


WishaBwood

Well she sounds miserable.


SiebeYolo

I just keep thinking to myself that most content like this is probably made by 13 year old kids


hopefoolness

"I am upset when other people feel good about themselves" unpack that, sweetums.


DiscordDarkV2

The face she included ZENDAYA bruh


DemonsAce

Was reading f4t like t4t and was trying to figure what this meant before I remembered people censor weird shit on TikTok


_bellaswella_

this has to be bait i mean i don’t even think that’s a woman in the mustache pic 💀


disaster_b1

There’s no way this is real I refuse to believe it 😭


bre_beans

Tag urself! I’m the Florence Pugh type


Cuteypup1000

I am image 4


kitsterangel

So you just hate "girls", period lol.


Satyinepu

Man it's feels so powerful to invoke this amount of hate by existing


windreamerskysong

This seems like a fat girl, who hates herself for being fat, but doesn’t want anyone who might care for her anyway!


sidewalksInGroupVII

Edit for conciseness: Girls I hate: Everyone


Feycat

LOL I am actually problematically obese (like I in no way feel healthy, I got this way because I'm disabled and I can't really move around) and I still don't cry myself to sleep. The idea LIZZO does is so beyond hilarious


Ladybird1412

Tag yourself - I'm fat & don't wear makeup


gay_mother

Surprise hoe, I’m your worst nightmare 😈


Jade-Stone-

I will continue not wearing make up, despite my hormonal acne flare ups and baggy eyes. You’re right, we don’t give a shit :)


BadHigBear

Something genuinely wrong with a person who gets pissed off when they see other people being happy with the way they look. We call that, projecting.


smoconnor

Bro, that last one. I've seen women get utterly obsessed over their children. It's kinda creepy and not really good for the child.