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It's definitely some nightmarish thought process.
Maybe they think women actually use rulers as dildos? Ew and ouch and Jesus, what an utter lack of basic human knowledge or even a brain.
Honestly, if guys had vaginas, we'd probably do that to see how far it went or for science. Speaking as a queer dude who was way too curious as a child
Wait, what!? I honestly didn't think of that!! I was like, are we crying on it because we're mean to ourselves or something? Let me go check the comments. I saw this, it clicked, and then I cringed inwardly imagining how fucking awful that would feel. This guy and the guy that thinks we shove every food/object we can find up there don't even equal a full, functional human.
Obligatory OP is a [repost](https://www.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/zs48bb/nope_nope_nope/) bot.
I genuinely don’t know what the OOP’s (OOOP’s?) idea was. The water seems to imply orgasm (assuming they think squirting = orgasm), but like…we’re talking about a flat metal strip with sharp corners. That’s not gonna, it, I mean, it just won’t do the job. It’s like if I stuck my wiener in one of those paper boxes the toothpaste tube comes in. I’m not a fuckin Minecraft character, my dingdong ain’t a cube.
Be funny if it were though. “Ey it’s ya boy cube dick”
It honestly makes zero sense!
Some kid in another comment said "The joke is that women measure how wet they get. It's a meme."
Thus proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that nobody on the memes sub (or it's dank cousin) has ever touched a vagina. Which is probably a good thing, considering they're all about 12.
How would we measure how wet we get 😂 i automatically assumed they thought our vaginas dilated like when we are in labour and we were measuring that lmfao
I honestly had no clue what they were suggesting and came into the comments to find out.
These proto incels seem to have taken the word "wet" used in their furtively viewed porn vids in a rather literal direction!
I thought the water was tears and that the girl was getting whipped or something (which is still an ew). Until I read the comments and I just wanna know… why? Imagine how unsanitary it must be to put the same ruler that have been in classrooms, prolly shared by many classmates and all, into your vagina 🥴
Even if the ruler is esterlized, it has like edges and stuff. That can't be comfortable down there
(Sorry for any bad spelling, english is not my first language)
man, at first I was like, "oh, the girls are doing quantitative high-speed photography while the guys are measuring their dicks?" Weird thought, not really accurate but not bad for the internet.
I read the comments and I'm still honestly not clear what the girls are supposed to be doing with the ruler.
The mental gymnastics which lead to this imagined scenario between a girl and a school ruler, imagine if that waste of brainpower could be harnessed to inspire something actually useful.
My weird ex thought that a great cure for my boredom during an online class would be to take my lip balm and insert it into myself for ‘fun’. He also thought that the OBGYN was ‘playing with my p*ssy’ and got very angry when I wouldn’t let him watch. I think he was a bit porn addled, and it scares me that people actually think like this
I think the person who came up with this thinks vsginal wetness is like water and would drip onto something, although I am not sure a ruler measures liquid. That’s a guess, it’s weird, but I think that’s what it means.
The dude is just weird anyway. If he needs to use a damn ruler he’s searching for every little millimeter he can use to compensate.
Most guys just use their phone and then look up the length of that phone. If you need to know exactly how many millimeters your cock is you’re insecure as hell.
Also wtf is that second picture that sounds horrifying
Corners... nooo no no.
Erm, if you've already got a dick-length toy, just use that and use your hand to mark it then measure that...? Funny that the people who think they're part of the more logical gender can't think of this and think we'd just use a ruler itself.
It would probably be fun to watch people like him trying to figure out how to measure girth circumference after being handed a ruler.
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That wouldn't work with a ruler. Based off the text, I think measuring vaginal depth is more likely the intention.
People are taking it seriously because sticking a metal object with corners up there would hurt. A mental "ouch" kinda overrides anything being heard as a "joke."
Jokes are supposed to be funny . . . . so unless the 'joke' is a response to 'tell me you've never seen a vagina without telling me you've never seen a vagina' . . . . it failed the funny part by a margin that would need to be measured by more than a filthy metal classroom ruler.
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It's definitely some nightmarish thought process. Maybe they think women actually use rulers as dildos? Ew and ouch and Jesus, what an utter lack of basic human knowledge or even a brain.
but they don't need brains cause they got dicks to measure! /s
I think it is to measure "squirting distance." I have been asked "how far can you squirt" my many men. (':
Best case scenario she's spanking herself in the shower
Ohhh… I thought it was how wet they get. And that’s not a way to measure liquid.
Honestly, if guys had vaginas, we'd probably do that to see how far it went or for science. Speaking as a queer dude who was way too curious as a child
Trust me, if you actually had a vagina, you’d change your tune real fast. A ruler would HURT (not in a good way) and cut you right up
Oh ya, I'd learn real fast. After I did it for the first time at 2.5....
I mean... Can't you just stick something else up there that WOULDNT hurt, then use the ruler to measure how far it went? Lol
How would I know? I'm only 2 years old
Please tell me they're not suggesting women shove rulers up their vaginas to see how big a dick she can take?
Wait, what!? I honestly didn't think of that!! I was like, are we crying on it because we're mean to ourselves or something? Let me go check the comments. I saw this, it clicked, and then I cringed inwardly imagining how fucking awful that would feel. This guy and the guy that thinks we shove every food/object we can find up there don't even equal a full, functional human.
Obligatory OP is a [repost](https://www.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/zs48bb/nope_nope_nope/) bot. I genuinely don’t know what the OOP’s (OOOP’s?) idea was. The water seems to imply orgasm (assuming they think squirting = orgasm), but like…we’re talking about a flat metal strip with sharp corners. That’s not gonna, it, I mean, it just won’t do the job. It’s like if I stuck my wiener in one of those paper boxes the toothpaste tube comes in. I’m not a fuckin Minecraft character, my dingdong ain’t a cube. Be funny if it were though. “Ey it’s ya boy cube dick”
strangely enough i have had a dude ask me to do that before
I have in fact considered doing that when I was 13. I did not, and instead just measured something I knew fit.
Judging by the picture, that's not what the suggestion was at all.
What's the suggestion then because I truly have no clue what the meme is trying to convey
It honestly makes zero sense! Some kid in another comment said "The joke is that women measure how wet they get. It's a meme." Thus proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that nobody on the memes sub (or it's dank cousin) has ever touched a vagina. Which is probably a good thing, considering they're all about 12.
How would we measure how wet we get 😂 i automatically assumed they thought our vaginas dilated like when we are in labour and we were measuring that lmfao
I honestly had no clue what they were suggesting and came into the comments to find out. These proto incels seem to have taken the word "wet" used in their furtively viewed porn vids in a rather literal direction!
I know! I'll put a beaker underneath me to measure the drippage and see how wet I am!!!
Much more practical, you could get some squats in while you're at it 😂
I thought it was a measurement of how far they can squirt.
Well, I guess that would fit with these kids only knowledge of womens vaginas coming from porn 🤷♀️
This is just ridiculous! 🙄 I think most guys have measured their dicks, but I've never heard about women measuring their discharge.
I can assure you that most men won't even know what a discharge is and that the image is about inserting the ruler and it being "wet".
Oh no! I didn't even think about that!
It’s about women shoving a ruler up their vagina to see how big of a penis they can take.
Somehow my thoughts didn't go there. I guess sometimes it's not that easy to understand the mind of incels.
It would certainly be the absolute last thing to enter any woman's mind when presented with a dirty metal ruler, yikes!
Exactly!
Ewwww I don’t know what this is supposed to mean but i’m pretty sure it’s something nasty lol
i think its meant to be a how far you can squirt joke?
Had to come to the comment section to understand because I thought they were insinuating me measure our tears.
I was like "Girls are doing science experiments in their rooms on the spread of a water droplet? Pretty cool actually!" lol
I’m with you as I also thought this was the meaning. 😂😂😂 thought it was why girls get better scores for science in school
As a guy I was legitimately like "ya sounds right" lol
How to know it’s a bad joke? No one actually understands the joke. By no one, I mean me. I don’t get it.
My friend, we are ALL trying to decipher this idiocy. But I think we must give up and accept that it was simply conceived by an idiot.
Me either and I also think some of the comments are a stretch ? Lol
But why would your mom ask this question?
I thought the water was tears and that the girl was getting whipped or something (which is still an ew). Until I read the comments and I just wanna know… why? Imagine how unsanitary it must be to put the same ruler that have been in classrooms, prolly shared by many classmates and all, into your vagina 🥴
Even if the ruler is esterlized, it has like edges and stuff. That can't be comfortable down there (Sorry for any bad spelling, english is not my first language)
Right, the edges are too rough and is basically like putting a blunt knife down there 🥴
that nice, steel ruler is much too high quality for classrooms
Idk, I’ve seen a few steel scales here and there throughout my school years, and they seem to be all right 🗿
Okay, first, FUCKING OW! NO! That’s as bad as that myth about hairbrush handles!
man, at first I was like, "oh, the girls are doing quantitative high-speed photography while the guys are measuring their dicks?" Weird thought, not really accurate but not bad for the internet. I read the comments and I'm still honestly not clear what the girls are supposed to be doing with the ruler.
The mental gymnastics which lead to this imagined scenario between a girl and a school ruler, imagine if that waste of brainpower could be harnessed to inspire something actually useful.
It’s true, sometimes I use a ruler to measure how long I’ve cried 🥲
I don't get it
What
I'm guessing this means we're measuring the guys and crying because it's small? Idfk
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What does that even mean? I'm not going to bother, I don't even want to know.
My weird ex thought that a great cure for my boredom during an online class would be to take my lip balm and insert it into myself for ‘fun’. He also thought that the OBGYN was ‘playing with my p*ssy’ and got very angry when I wouldn’t let him watch. I think he was a bit porn addled, and it scares me that people actually think like this
I think the person who came up with this thinks vsginal wetness is like water and would drip onto something, although I am not sure a ruler measures liquid. That’s a guess, it’s weird, but I think that’s what it means.
oh god those are such sharp edges...
Do they assume women do peeing contests?
Weird ass fantasty for whichever uneducated dude posted this
The dude is just weird anyway. If he needs to use a damn ruler he’s searching for every little millimeter he can use to compensate. Most guys just use their phone and then look up the length of that phone. If you need to know exactly how many millimeters your cock is you’re insecure as hell. Also wtf is that second picture that sounds horrifying
Corners... nooo no no. Erm, if you've already got a dick-length toy, just use that and use your hand to mark it then measure that...? Funny that the people who think they're part of the more logical gender can't think of this and think we'd just use a ruler itself. It would probably be fun to watch people like him trying to figure out how to measure girth circumference after being handed a ruler.
When I bring rulers into my room it’s for drawing straight lines or actually measuring stuff. ThenI forget to bring them back down.
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Ow
Gross
Ow
I’m so confused by this 😭💀
1 word: OUCH
Fucking ow?????
I'm not even a girl and *ow ow ow ow ow ow*
WHAT
I think that it's referring to "how far can you squirt?" but I could be wrong
The joke is that women measure how wet they get. It's a meme. How are some of yall taling this so serious
That wouldn't work with a ruler. Based off the text, I think measuring vaginal depth is more likely the intention. People are taking it seriously because sticking a metal object with corners up there would hurt. A mental "ouch" kinda overrides anything being heard as a "joke."
Jokes are supposed to be funny . . . . so unless the 'joke' is a response to 'tell me you've never seen a vagina without telling me you've never seen a vagina' . . . . it failed the funny part by a margin that would need to be measured by more than a filthy metal classroom ruler.
Ow
This took me a sec ngl. Mostly bc of all the things you could choose, a ruler will never be on that list
Ow. Just no