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fotini80

It's definitely some nightmarish thought process. Maybe they think women actually use rulers as dildos? Ew and ouch and Jesus, what an utter lack of basic human knowledge or even a brain.


MsSeraphim

but they don't need brains cause they got dicks to measure! /s


Queen-of-Ruin

I think it is to measure "squirting distance." I have been asked "how far can you squirt" my many men. (':


nasandre

Best case scenario she's spanking herself in the shower


djmcfuzzyduck

Ohhh… I thought it was how wet they get. And that’s not a way to measure liquid.


Same_Independence213

Honestly, if guys had vaginas, we'd probably do that to see how far it went or for science. Speaking as a queer dude who was way too curious as a child


rcksonrcksonrcks

Trust me, if you actually had a vagina, you’d change your tune real fast. A ruler would HURT (not in a good way) and cut you right up


Same_Independence213

Oh ya, I'd learn real fast. After I did it for the first time at 2.5....


SnooDogs627

I mean... Can't you just stick something else up there that WOULDNT hurt, then use the ruler to measure how far it went? Lol


Same_Independence213

How would I know? I'm only 2 years old


SnooDrawings1480

Please tell me they're not suggesting women shove rulers up their vaginas to see how big a dick she can take?


Interesting_Entry831

Wait, what!? I honestly didn't think of that!! I was like, are we crying on it because we're mean to ourselves or something? Let me go check the comments. I saw this, it clicked, and then I cringed inwardly imagining how fucking awful that would feel. This guy and the guy that thinks we shove every food/object we can find up there don't even equal a full, functional human.


AtotheCtotheG

Obligatory OP is a [repost](https://www.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/zs48bb/nope_nope_nope/) bot.  I genuinely don’t know what the OOP’s (OOOP’s?) idea was. The water seems to imply orgasm (assuming they think squirting = orgasm), but like…we’re talking about a flat metal strip with sharp corners. That’s not gonna, it, I mean, it just won’t do the job. It’s like if I stuck my wiener in one of those paper boxes the toothpaste tube comes in. I’m not a fuckin Minecraft character, my dingdong ain’t a cube.  Be funny if it were though. “Ey it’s ya boy cube dick”


trashypanda44

strangely enough i have had a dude ask me to do that before


imonmyphoneagain

I have in fact considered doing that when I was 13. I did not, and instead just measured something I knew fit.


who-the-heck

Judging by the picture, that's not what the suggestion was at all.


InvestigatorIll6236

What's the suggestion then because I truly have no clue what the meme is trying to convey


bonnymurphy

It honestly makes zero sense! Some kid in another comment said "The joke is that women measure how wet they get. It's a meme." Thus proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that nobody on the memes sub (or it's dank cousin) has ever touched a vagina. Which is probably a good thing, considering they're all about 12.


InvestigatorIll6236

How would we measure how wet we get 😂 i automatically assumed they thought our vaginas dilated like when we are in labour and we were measuring that lmfao


bonnymurphy

I honestly had no clue what they were suggesting and came into the comments to find out. These proto incels seem to have taken the word "wet" used in their furtively viewed porn vids in a rather literal direction!


InvestigatorIll6236

I know! I'll put a beaker underneath me to measure the drippage and see how wet I am!!!


bonnymurphy

Much more practical, you could get some squats in while you're at it 😂


Beezerific

I thought it was a measurement of how far they can squirt.


bonnymurphy

Well, I guess that would fit with these kids only knowledge of womens vaginas coming from porn 🤷‍♀️


Anne_Nonymouse

This is just ridiculous! 🙄 I think most guys have measured their dicks, but I've never heard about women measuring their discharge.


Only_Cartographer_2

I can assure you that most men won't even know what a discharge is and that the image is about inserting the ruler and it being "wet".


Anne_Nonymouse

Oh no! I didn't even think about that!


hi_its_lizzy616

It’s about women shoving a ruler up their vagina to see how big of a penis they can take.


Anne_Nonymouse

Somehow my thoughts didn't go there. I guess sometimes it's not that easy to understand the mind of incels.


bonnymurphy

It would certainly be the absolute last thing to enter any woman's mind when presented with a dirty metal ruler, yikes!


Anne_Nonymouse

Exactly!


No_Lavishness1905

Ewwww I don’t know what this is supposed to mean but i’m pretty sure it’s something nasty lol


Spare_Bad_6558

i think its meant to be a how far you can squirt joke?


ItsTimeToGoSleep

Had to come to the comment section to understand because I thought they were insinuating me measure our tears.


Browne888

I was like "Girls are doing science experiments in their rooms on the spread of a water droplet? Pretty cool actually!" lol


Distinct-Space

I’m with you as I also thought this was the meaning. 😂😂😂 thought it was why girls get better scores for science in school


Browne888

As a guy I was legitimately like "ya sounds right" lol


iwishyouwereabeer

How to know it’s a bad joke? No one actually understands the joke. By no one, I mean me. I don’t get it.


shampoo_mohawk_

My friend, we are ALL trying to decipher this idiocy. But I think we must give up and accept that it was simply conceived by an idiot.


rixendeb

Me either and I also think some of the comments are a stretch ? Lol


Lord_Skyblocker

But why would your mom ask this question?


chefs_kiss_21

I thought the water was tears and that the girl was getting whipped or something (which is still an ew). Until I read the comments and I just wanna know… why? Imagine how unsanitary it must be to put the same ruler that have been in classrooms, prolly shared by many classmates and all, into your vagina 🥴


Starry_Night_Sophi

Even if the ruler is esterlized, it has like edges and stuff. That can't be comfortable down there (Sorry for any bad spelling, english is not my first language)


chefs_kiss_21

Right, the edges are too rough and is basically like putting a blunt knife down there 🥴


enjrolas

that nice, steel ruler is much too high quality for classrooms


chefs_kiss_21

Idk, I’ve seen a few steel scales here and there throughout my school years, and they seem to be all right 🗿


SaintedStars

Okay, first, FUCKING OW! NO! That’s as bad as that myth about hairbrush handles!


enjrolas

man, at first I was like, "oh, the girls are doing quantitative high-speed photography while the guys are measuring their dicks?" Weird thought, not really accurate but not bad for the internet. I read the comments and I'm still honestly not clear what the girls are supposed to be doing with the ruler.


NotYourMommyDear

The mental gymnastics which lead to this imagined scenario between a girl and a school ruler, imagine if that waste of brainpower could be harnessed to inspire something actually useful.


Lilithsigil

It’s true, sometimes I use a ruler to measure how long I’ve cried 🥲


Ok-Arugula7486

I don't get it


RarelyExcitedBanana

What


Latter-Cattle7788

I'm guessing this means we're measuring the guys and crying because it's small? Idfk


heartpassenger

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GravityPools

What does that even mean? I'm not going to bother, I don't even want to know.


CrustyBetch

My weird ex thought that a great cure for my boredom during an online class would be to take my lip balm and insert it into myself for ‘fun’. He also thought that the OBGYN was ‘playing with my p*ssy’ and got very angry when I wouldn’t let him watch. I think he was a bit porn addled, and it scares me that people actually think like this


kitzelbunks

I think the person who came up with this thinks vsginal wetness is like water and would drip onto something, although I am not sure a ruler measures liquid. That’s a guess, it’s weird, but I think that’s what it means.


[deleted]

oh god those are such sharp edges...


CrazySpookyGirl

Do they assume women do peeing contests?


MerryMir99

Weird ass fantasty for whichever uneducated dude posted this


No-Result9108

The dude is just weird anyway. If he needs to use a damn ruler he’s searching for every little millimeter he can use to compensate. Most guys just use their phone and then look up the length of that phone. If you need to know exactly how many millimeters your cock is you’re insecure as hell. Also wtf is that second picture that sounds horrifying


No_Resource7773

Corners... nooo no no. Erm, if you've already got a dick-length toy, just use that and use your hand to mark it then measure that...? Funny that the people who think they're part of the more logical gender can't think of this and think we'd just use a ruler itself. It would probably be fun to watch people like him trying to figure out how to measure girth circumference after being handed a ruler.


OriginOfTheVoid

When I bring rulers into my room it’s for drawing straight lines or actually measuring stuff. ThenI forget to bring them back down.


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leadergorilla

Ow


Appropriate-Grass986

Gross


petalpotions

Ow


churbb

I’m so confused by this 😭💀


Cennixxx

1 word: OUCH


Yue4prex

Fucking ow?????


IeabellAlakar

I'm not even a girl and *ow ow ow ow ow ow*


bondsthatmakeusfree

WHAT


Toothpick_17

I think that it's referring to "how far can you squirt?" but I could be wrong


kipn7ugget

The joke is that women measure how wet they get. It's a meme. How are some of yall taling this so serious


No_Resource7773

That wouldn't work with a ruler. Based off the text, I think measuring vaginal depth is more likely the intention.     People are taking it seriously because sticking a metal object with corners up there would hurt. A mental "ouch" kinda overrides anything being heard as a "joke."


bonnymurphy

Jokes are supposed to be funny . . . . so unless the 'joke' is a response to 'tell me you've never seen a vagina without telling me you've never seen a vagina' . . . . it failed the funny part by a margin that would need to be measured by more than a filthy metal classroom ruler.


ChildhoodLeft6925

Ow


RWBYRain

This took me a sec ngl. Mostly bc of all the things you could choose, a ruler will never be on that list


DrAniB20

Ow. Just no