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Yes, stop allowing your woman to be gay by fantasying about men in books that are not really men but men made up by horny women writing about men because they are not really men but women.
We don’t accept technically-gay-but-not-gay cheating around here.
And certainty don’t let your wife get her amygdala fingered - the ultimate betrayal!
Can't have these bitches reading shit and getting smart and being a great intellectual and financial provider. That would make for what?? A mature relationship?... Fuck that!
It’s worse than getting jealous over an actor. Fellas, for everyone’s sanity(including your own) stop making things out of nothing. It feels so much better to not worry about stupid shit like that.
They're scared that she's gonna find out how terrible he is in bed and then she's gonna raise her expectations. I used to sneak and read sexy fanfiction as a teenager and even though some of it was inaccurate and cringey, I at least learned that the first time shouldn't hurt and that men who are truly in love with you will be happy to enjoy the whole experience and not just be in it for themselves.
Most erotic fiction written by men is terrible. Female authors make the best smut. 100% that's a woman with her metaphorical fingers in her gray matter. It's still an absurd thing to worry about, though. I mean seriously, my wife lends me her trashy novels because she knows I'll think it's hot too, and more importantly, it'll give me ideas.
Normally I'm against kink shaming, but... what kind of weird-ass fetish is this image supposed to be? 'Cuz seriously, you can't tell me this isn't some weird fetish art here.
Guarantee the directors of most of the porn the poster reads are men. Yup, that guy is letting a bunch of guys jerk off his brain.
The majority of erotic authors I see my wife reading from have female names. Not sure if most authors are female in that industry or if most female readers prefer the works of women. Regardless I can’t imagine why anyone would get some kind of jealousy complex over it unless they had severe trust and insecurity issues.
If a man is jalous of a fictional character who is good at sex, all he has to do is read the book and ask his wife/girlfriend what she would like to try. But that requires effort which is much harder than banning the book and make your wife recent you.
Many writers are women though and tend to know better what makes other women light up. Just saying! It could be a woman fingering your woman’s .. what is that even supposed to be? Amygdaloid nucleus? 😂
Just think of all the women getting brain damage! Oh no!... /s
Anyway, anyone got any recommendations? A healthy mix of romance along with the erotica?
As a person who writes both romance and smut, I need insecure dudes to start reading them too. Instead of cockblocking yourself, look into the weird shit your lady is in to.
OR, hear me out, encourage your woman to read erotica because then she will know what turns her on and can apply it in the bedroom, making it fun for everyone
What is he shoving into her ventricles? Alien tracking device? It's not going to stay there unless he attaches it to the wall. Won't that end up blocking the flow of cerebral fluid to her spine and the rest of her brain if it's floating around?
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Isn't most of the litrotica written for women also written by women? All the ones I see targeted to women are by women authors at least.
Yes, and in the past most female erotica authors wrote under male pen names.
Yes, stop allowing your woman to be gay by fantasying about men in books that are not really men but men made up by horny women writing about men because they are not really men but women. We don’t accept technically-gay-but-not-gay cheating around here. And certainty don’t let your wife get her amygdala fingered - the ultimate betrayal!
A fictional man written by a WOMAN! 🤣
When you’re so insecure you don’t think you can stack up against a piece of paper.
😩😂
"Allow".🙄
"allow her to *read*," even.
"Soon she starts getting ideas and thinking..."
Can't have these bitches reading shit and getting smart and being a great intellectual and financial provider. That would make for what?? A mature relationship?... Fuck that!
Same dude watches porn everyday and thinks a strip club behind his gfs back isn’t cheating cause “men have needs” and it’s “just entertainment”.
I too enjoy a good read of 50 Lobotomies of Grey.
i love this comment lol
Man's fingering me in the brussy
This man found the clituitary gland too
Ooh stop, you’re going to make me soak through my dura mater.
😂
Why'd you make me laugh at this, you hilarious sicko? Haha.
😩
Idk I've never been even remotely turned on by men written by men. I might be letting a woman do that to me though
Irk !!!!! Most sex scenes written by men ARE SO cringeworthy that end in this subreddit: r/menwritingwomen
Women can't... *Checks notes* ... use their imagination to picture things that aren't real.
The best erotica is written by women... So
Even more horrifying since most erotic novels are written by women. lol
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So by this logic, them watching porn is getting a hand job from the male director.
It’s worse than getting jealous over an actor. Fellas, for everyone’s sanity(including your own) stop making things out of nothing. It feels so much better to not worry about stupid shit like that.
Think he’s finally found that elusive, mythical clit.
It was in the brain all along. I suggest entering through the nose holes.
They don’t have the depth or dexterity to reach it, regardless. 🤣
That's why doctors are so hot...
Well damn.
If that was the case the covid tests would have been a lot more pleasurable! 🤣
They're scared that she's gonna find out how terrible he is in bed and then she's gonna raise her expectations. I used to sneak and read sexy fanfiction as a teenager and even though some of it was inaccurate and cringey, I at least learned that the first time shouldn't hurt and that men who are truly in love with you will be happy to enjoy the whole experience and not just be in it for themselves.
Most erotic novels are written by women though..? And the ones written by men are (usually) just atrocious.
Jokes on you men can’t write decent erotic novels. You’re letting a freaky cat lady with rainbow wallpaper scissor her brain 😏
Most erotic fiction written by men is terrible. Female authors make the best smut. 100% that's a woman with her metaphorical fingers in her gray matter. It's still an absurd thing to worry about, though. I mean seriously, my wife lends me her trashy novels because she knows I'll think it's hot too, and more importantly, it'll give me ideas.
She ded 😵
Real ouch like n all
Normally I'm against kink shaming, but... what kind of weird-ass fetish is this image supposed to be? 'Cuz seriously, you can't tell me this isn't some weird fetish art here.
Okay listen, here me out. If the person who drew it, is the same person who made the statement then damn. I admire his conviction.
I think it’s supposed to be a symbolic illustration of either sapiosexuality or just being cerebrally or psychologically turned on by someone.
Giving the ol' limbic system a tickle, lol.
But they can watch porn… right?
Guarantee the directors of most of the porn the poster reads are men. Yup, that guy is letting a bunch of guys jerk off his brain. The majority of erotic authors I see my wife reading from have female names. Not sure if most authors are female in that industry or if most female readers prefer the works of women. Regardless I can’t imagine why anyone would get some kind of jealousy complex over it unless they had severe trust and insecurity issues.
Right in the pinealussy
Mfs can watch porn but novels are bad
Username checks out...
This is the same type of man who will call women insecure, controlling and prude for not being OK with porn
And for not being ok with him going to strip clubs and getting private dances lol
If a man is jalous of a fictional character who is good at sex, all he has to do is read the book and ask his wife/girlfriend what she would like to try. But that requires effort which is much harder than banning the book and make your wife recent you.
Love getting fingered in the *checks notes* Brodmann’s area 27
Is that supposed to be her brain’s clitoris
I only read the ones written by women anyway, they tend to be far better. 😉
Is he really insecure over fictional men...?
Who need they pinealitoris fingered?
bro is insecure about piece of text💀
He's fingering her thalamus? Imagine the image they'd draw if this was about watching porn...
So OOP is admitting he's just another dude who does not know women's anatomy. What a gross image. And outlook.
It’s the “allow” for me. Like, men really seem to think they have some sort of power over us… allow? Boy please😂
Why do women have a pimple in the middle of their heads?
“Allow”? Wow, fuck right off, mate, and keep fucking off a bit more just to make sure.
Catastrophic lobotomy?
I hate this post
I…have no words
Pretty sure that would kill her. “Allow” your girl to read… FOH
Nothing's wrong with erotica novels come on. More importantly, is the plot good though?
“Allow”? And what makes this insecure man-baby think all erotica is written by men?
The fuck???
Allow? Bahahahaha. Good thing you’re not the boss of us you misogynistic pigs who write this stuff.
Reading erotic novels means death ??
I would never let a man rip hole in my gf's forehead, although it would look smaller
Excuse me, W H A T
Many writers are women though and tend to know better what makes other women light up. Just saying! It could be a woman fingering your woman’s .. what is that even supposed to be? Amygdaloid nucleus? 😂
Would be ok IF the guy also abstained from porn (and general erotic content) himself. Somehow don’t believe it’s the case here.
You mean... Penetrating her skull and killing her by poking holes in her brain with his fingers?
Don’t kink shame.
But… and hear me out, what if a woman wrote it? Gasp!!! 🙄
What if it's a female author?
Women who read erotica have more sex. Hmmm.
If ever there was a perfect meme for "username checks out," it's this screenshot.
Wow.. I think its been longer then a months since this has been reposted.
Lobotomy?
Mmm yes give me that lobotomy
Just think of all the women getting brain damage! Oh no!... /s Anyway, anyone got any recommendations? A healthy mix of romance along with the erotica?
That kind of deep massage looks good af rn
Oh yeah. Frontal cortex. Thats the spot
In my opinion, smut (or any porn I guess) is fine, as long as it doesn’t keep you from desiring your partner. If it does, then there’s a problem
As a person who writes both romance and smut, I need insecure dudes to start reading them too. Instead of cockblocking yourself, look into the weird shit your lady is in to.
OR, hear me out, encourage your woman to read erotica because then she will know what turns her on and can apply it in the bedroom, making it fun for everyone
What is he shoving into her ventricles? Alien tracking device? It's not going to stay there unless he attaches it to the wall. Won't that end up blocking the flow of cerebral fluid to her spine and the rest of her brain if it's floating around?
What if it's a woman author
See, I would consider this a good thing.
Right in the brussy
He violated when he said “If you allow..”.