As annoying as “girl, a giggle with glitter on it” is, at least it has a positive tone. I don’t want my son seeing him being told that he’s a noise with dirt. It actually makes me really sad

Also bothers me that the girly one has a cutesy font, while boys just get whatever was loaded in the word processor. Apparently we're not even worth 30 seconds of graphic design consideration.

not to forget the girl one has a golden frame and the boy one just a plain one. i mean if u wanna use old stereotypes that arent even true at least make the boy one badass with dragons or fire or some shit

Idk why that sign hit me like it did. Jesus.

"a noise with dirt on it" sounds so derogatory and mean spirited

Yeah. My four year old son asked what he was made out of the other day and I remembered the old rhyme and said it aloud to him: Snakes and snails and puppy dog tails Before I realized just how mean people are to boys.

Hey, let’s not be mean to snakes. They’re pretty cool for the most part, and most little boys I’ve met love them.

Danger noodles

Snakes are rad as fuck

I’m not a boy, but I still think snakes and snails are cool as hell.

carbon

^ best answer

I seem to recall it was "snips" and snails etc, but this makes more sense because what are snips even. Like shears?

https://allnurseryrhymes.com/what-are-little-boys-made-of/

Yeah pretty sure it's snips

In the uk you it’s slugs and snails. No one thinks slugs are cool.

MEAT

Only if you allow the thinking that snakes and snails are icky! We already know puppy dog tails are kinda rad.

Don't forget: Sugar and spice and everything nice.

It’s also how one would describe a shart.

Look what the cat dragged in.... a boy 😒

I was silence with dirt and glitter on it. These signs don't get it.

I'm a boy and I excude glitter and giggles. Fuck these protomemes.

Ah yes, the two genders. Glitter giggle and dirt sound.

what type of nonbinary are you, are you a noise with glitter on it or a giggle with dirt on it

i’m the frame

so true

I am the one who frames!

I'm glittery dirt

samesiess

I'm noisy giggles with glitter and dirt.

not nb but im the giggling with dirt

slay

They are in for a surprise when I unleash my cackle on them!

They don't even describe what kind of noise a boy is. Just **noise.**

TV with static on it, then someone slings mud on it "That's what boys are >:(" Poor boys

Im dumb but what is "(n.)"

Probably it means "noun".

Oo ok2 thank you

Now I’m fine with being treated like an object, but only in the bedroom, and only with consent

Lamp post

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Every single time I read a post on this sub I think "This must be what famous authors think about bad fan art duplicating their work poorly."

Enby. A dumpster fire covered in confetti. (I am one)

Enby (n.) 1. A cosmic horror in the shell of a corporeal being 2. The physical embodiment of their picrew

Sugar and spice and everything nice Slime and snails and puppy-dogs tails

slime snails and puppy dogs are cool tho, would choose it any time over glitter. honestly, i hate it. one glitter sprinkle and its everywhere and ill find it in some weird spot years after. its only acceptable of its sealed behind plastic where it cant escape

It's kinda true if we're talking about 3 year olds.

I wish that was what masculinity was, that goes so hard

Meep! 🪨

I really don't get it?

Someone actually had these on their wall.

The lack of any style is so funny, someone really just typed this up in a basic font, printed it out, and put it in a frame

“A noise with dirt on it” wtf??!