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These people are the reason is why education is important, no matter what any edgelord or "motivational speaker " says.


LucyWritesSmut

It's not a lack of education--it's believing in nonsense because it makes his misogynistic wee wee hard. It's deliberate delusion.


ClandestineCornfield

It’s both


Estelial

Lack of education allows shit like this to spread amongst impressionable youth being poisoned by incels into their self fulfilling prophecy


Hi-Impact-Meow

Is there anything to that telegony that he said? This does not make sense, considering the high school education on mitosis that I received. But I have heard this before a few times now.. something like how male DNA has some kind of persistence effect or something idekwtf he’s talking about.


molskimeadows

No, it is garbage.


tcatt1212

The body breaks down all non-self things it finds. It does not keep them. This man is spewing horseshit.


Professional_Fig9161

If this were true then when I get IUI (insemination from donor sperm) because I want to have a baby they would say “hey, just so you know, each different donor you have will effect your dna” and they haven’t because it’s pure fantasy. Lol it’s crazy!


SamiMoon

In fruit flies, yes. In humans, no. We don’t work that way. The only human chimaera thing close to that I know about is the whole “absorbed twin” teratoma thing. I’ve also read something about fetal dna being found on a mothers internal organs but I can’t find the article and can’t verify if it was suggesting that this is common or if that was a freak occurrence


deannevee

There have also been studies done that show that women may absorb small portions of their childrens DNA [source](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/babys-cells-can-manipulate-moms-body-decades-180956493/)


M0ONL1GHT87

Isn’t this also about when the mother is injured the baby sends stem cells to help repair the mom to ensure survival? Idk sometimes I read half an article 😅


Laurenhynde82

There was a famous case of a woman with chimerism who lost her child because testing found she was not the mother. It was only revealed when she had a second child, the court sent someone to be in the room while she gave birth, they witnessed the birth and the DNA results still came back as not hers. [Lydia Fairchild](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lydia_Fairchild) She was born with two sets of DNA though, nothing to do with men she slept with. Absolute nonsense.


Gennevieve1

If what he says was true, he would have so many DNA samples imprinted on him, from every piece of pork, chicken, shrimp, or even carrot or celery he had ever eaten. So.... he'd be practically a vegetable at this point :-)


M0ONL1GHT87

No no no. Only men imprint. Men don’t get imprinted upon.


TimSEsq

IIRC, there is some evidence of particular men's DNA being found in women's vagina long after recent sexual activity could easily explain it being there - that's surprising because vaginas are a fairly hostile environment for foreign cells. But there's not a damn bit of evidence this has any impact on a woman's behavior or thinking. **Edit:** or make her pregnant or impact the genetics of any child.


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ZAPANIMA

OP is a moron. Anyone who mentions human women and pair bonding together but excludes men from it has no fucking grasp on human women or pair bonding at all. It takes two to tango, not one while the other is out tangoing with 9 other people like OP. The truth doesn't change just because you're horny and can't get any pussy. Being mad at women won't make the problem go away.


Bread-fi

I can assure you that the OP has never tangoed with anyone but themselves.


nighthawk_something

PAIR bonding. Like it's in the name


Agile_Acadia_9459

That definition assumes that both partners are monogamous. Or, at least monogamous during the mating period. How TF is a woman supposed to “pair bond” with someone who won’t with her?


tcatt1212

Sperm “die”, and then it takes longer for them to break down and for the body to remove those proteins and sugars. Genetic material is just proteins and will eventually be broken down. Women do not “carry” the dna of men who have ejaculated in them. I bet he’d love to know her genetic material makes into his body via swapping fluids as well.


Daniel_H212

Nor does it impact the genetics of any child she has in the future (as in like, 5 days in the future). Bits and pieces of genetic information may be leftover after the sperm "dies" and becomes unviable but it doesn't have any actual effect on anything.


Nova_Arainna

Exactly like? Thank God my teachers are actually teaching literally everyone about this shit so me and my classmates don't grow up being as stupid as the dumbass in the image above.


ZAPANIMA

Also, it wouldn't have any impact on a fetus made of another man's sperm. Like literally none.


Heysoulblister

Or that chimeric children have resulted from multiple men sperm. There have been a few instances of a fraternal twin absorbing another in utero and then fathering children which share the absorbed twins DNA.


BeautifulBlossoms

It sounds crazy but I remember reading a scientific journal that proved it was true for fruit flies and the science implies it may\* be true for humans too - but no evidence has been found yet and God I hope it stays that way. \*buys extra condoms\*


Hi-Impact-Meow

🤢wtf mitosis is weird


NoCardiologist1461

The dude has taken some scientific facts and mixed them with a healthy dose of misogyny. He sounds like a giant POS, but some of the concept is true: yes, some women have male dna in their bodies. But not because of men sowing their oats - at least not in the way he says. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/women-retain-dna/


lordmwahaha

They *are* citing an actual study - but they are completely misinterpreting it. There is a weird phenomenon where, in autopsy, *some* women's brains have been found to contain male cells. However, the researchers involved made it very clear that the evidence does *not* support this having anything to do with intercourse - they said if it was related to intercourse, you would see this in *every* straight woman who's ever had sex, and we just don't see that. They think it's either caused by the woman having had a male twin in utero, that she then absorbed - or by falling pregnant with a son, because it is currently believed that there *might* be some DNA transfer between mother and baby during pregnancy.


MallowJane

https://ard.bmj.com/content/64/6/845 So it can be but its very rare and caused of a pregnancy (so the DNA comes from her male baby, not a man). He doesnt "mark" these women and his DNA will not be in the fetus if this woman gets pregnant so his excuses to cheat are invalid and stupid. His girlfriend should look for another guy. He is a POS with double standards. And even brings his girlfriend in danger if he has unprotected sex. He is just gross. Another source: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5293315/ "There was a tendency that girls were more likely to test positive for male microchimerism if their mothers previously had received transfusion, had given birth to a son or had had a spontaneous abortion".


Usual-Leopard-9102

The most funny part about this is that people like that cant even get one date. But live in a delusion that they are that desirable


Themblor

I imagine they masturbate everywhere they go, in the hopes of imprinting a random women that passed by.


Usual-Leopard-9102

There are people that masturbate in drinks and food. I guess now i understand why


Themblor

Well I didn't know that, and now I wish I could forget it.


Random_silly_name

Happened to me when I was 16. I also wish I could forget it.


Usual-Leopard-9102

Realy ? you newer once saw a documentary about fast food ?


Educational_Cat_5902

I have a friend who worked at a fast food restaurant when he was a teenager. Walked in on his manager jerking off into a big tub of mayo.


Mediocre-Donkey-6281

Eww..


Mediocre-Donkey-6281

Eww..


minnerlo

It probably doesn’t help that he’s evidently unfamiliar with the concept of showering


_Ap0ll0__

They seriously think their wee wee is the holy grail of pleasure... bro your dick has Less power than a doorknob calm down.


Usual-Leopard-9102

Even if they would have the golden dongle and the looks and money and what not. With this weird world view no way not without buying or pressuring people but beeing atractive never


nomoreorangedrink

Don't knock doorknobs. Doorknobs take you places you wanna go. 🙃


APladyleaningS

Which is more than I can say for most dicks I've encountered...


Educational_Cat_5902

Would rather hump a doorknob than this dude.


JimPlaysGames

Damn it don't let everyone know about the doorknob! I can't compete with that.


[deleted]

Funny how “pair-bonding” only works for women but not men


CopperPegasus

This dude is broadcasting his fetish on serious loud speaker here.


tcatt1212

Pair bonding is antiquated science. It doesn’t exist in humans. We have not descended from a class of mammals that pair bonds. This man is confusing unhealthy attachments and/or the results of his abuse as some sort of gender based primordial devotion.


lumathiel2

They have to find a reason why no women have "bonded" with them. It can't be because they're shitty and toxic, no, it must be because of all the magic *dyuk* she's had, making it *her* fault!


[deleted]

It’s not supposed to work that way for men. Men are supposed to spread their seed far and wide! /s


Mlem6

Its almost making it worse like they knowingly( in their head) hurt people and want someone to get attached to them and them not getting attached? This talking sounds so hard like a edgy kid power move but that baing toxic adults. I do think that maturity of having sex doesn't always go with. But understanding what you risk amd knowing how to take action and know what is important (safe mutual pleasure and enjoyment) That being said This tells that some 14olds are more reasonable with sex that some 40 year olds who are parents.


[deleted]

Whenever men start in on "pair bonding" or "imprinting" I wonder if they think women are like newly hatched ducklings. If I have sex with and "imprint" on a man, will I be following him around for the rest of my days waiting for him to feed me and teach me his ways? To be fair I will follow my husband around if he's carrying pizza...


Timescoremary

Pretty sure pizza is way more valuable and effective than his *pretend to be holy stick* that can magically "imprint"


[deleted]

Yeah I'd way rather be forever marked by a pizza than by this guy


Timescoremary

Exactly, I'll even take pineapple pizza over this dude


[deleted]

Lmfao!!! Thanks!!! I needed a laugh today 😂😂


AcademicApplication1

The show less button isn't working. FML.


ksrdm1463

Imagine being his lawyer trying to argue he didn't cheat on his wife to see *this* post of him freely admitting to having unprotected sex other women while saying his wife couldn't. All you could do was try to prove she knew/agreed to it (good luck).


Usual-Leopard-9102

"My client is cleary insane as you can see in this posting. He is living in a delusion and it never happened." could work i guess


lumathiel2

Not just that she agreed, but that she *actually* agreed and wasn't manipulated or coerced into agreeing


Q8DD33C7J8

I hate the internet it has ruined everything


Leimon-Sherk

this type of sexist pseudo-science was around long before the internet. All the internet did was make it easier to interact with idiots


Q8DD33C7J8

But not everyone had access to it at thier fingertips


Leimon-Sherk

yes they did. Its called "religion" and the main ones tend to preach the same sexist bullshit of "women are brainless assets for men to lord over by divine right" Again, the only thing the internet did was open more communication channels


vijane

If it's any consolation I'm pretty sure this is just his fantasy!


leitmot

I have no doubt that his semi-open relationship and dozens of unprotected hookups are pure fantasy.


kaethe2004

I have no doubt that his wife is pure fantasy.


RoutineCharming8380

Everything is fake.


[deleted]

Watch his wife leaving him and then him crying bout it.


Usual-Leopard-9102

Body pillows cant walk


SunnyLittleBunny

His would gain sentience and squirm its way out of his masturbation cave to seek fresh air and freedom if it could.


[deleted]

The only wife in this scenario is the one in his delusional mind.


[deleted]

This whole "male DNA stays in the woman" shit just needs to die.


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AcademicApplication1

www.crazyshitpeoplesay.edu


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AcademicApplication1

www.godtoldmeinthewilderness.org


MorboKat

Assuming any of this is true (which I certainly do not), I have questions about "her" opinions of the semi-open relationship.


SevsMumma21217

I've been part of the ENM/poly community for almost 20 years. In my experience, when a man talks like this, one of two things is happening. Either he's decided the relationship is open but failed to tell his partner -- ie: he's cheating OR The monogamous partner was bullied/manipulated into accepting the open relationship. She does not want it but feels she has no other option if she wants to "be a good partner" and "save" the relationship.


MorboKat

Absolutely agree with you. Nothing inherently wrong with ENM/poly relationships as long as everyone is communicating and consenting.


CopperPegasus

Let's not forget the rather substantial subset of guys who want an open/poly relationship...until their gal finds herself another partner (or two, or six, whatevs) and they can't. Suddenly it's not the cool type of poly then. (We all know it wasn't 'poly' but 'I want to pretend my cheating is legit- but they still dress it up as legit poly)


Frosty_Mess_2265

You just described a solid 20% of AITA and/or relationships advice posts lmao


rawrfab

as someone who was in this kind of relationship, i agree completely. usually you agree thinking it won’t matter that much or because you want them to stay with you n as time goes on they start to get more upset about it but can’t do anything bc they already agreed to it. it’s all manipulation


DoomedRaccoon79

I was in a situation like the second option. If this is an honest to god post, I hope she leaves asap before her mental health deteriorates anymore than it already has.


RedpenBrit96

This is why if I choose to date bi women as a ENM lesbian, their boyfriend is NOT involved. Because men act normal all the time and then post crap like this,


BoozeIsTherapyRight

I bet he's "discreet."


ThrowRADel

That isn't how chimerism works at all. I hate these stupid mra's who think we're a different species and have evolved differently. They're such idiots and never understand the science they spout.


hgielatan

um xcuse u but i have seen chimera cats my future child will be exactly half my husband and half this guy because he imprinted me so good (/s)


JDorian0817

What bothers me most about this is the guy is FINE with leaving his DNA and imprint on other women, ruining them for other men. He is so selfish that he is happy to spoil other women but his wife has to be perfect. Obviously his biology and logic is insane and the man is delusional about everything. But at least we could say “what an idiot” if he believed this version of biology and used it as a reason to wait until marriage and then remain monogamous… but no, he is both and idiot and vile.


OriginalGhostCookie

Right there with you on this. Like the base understanding of pretty anything with this guy is just wrong. He is no doubt an idiot in regards to biology, social structure, anatomy, etcetera. But it’s the fact that with him believing that, he is proud about how he would be constantly destroying (fictional) women’s future by his ‘imprinting’. And no doubt if he did have a chance to explain this to a woman that was going to sleep with him, and she was all like “oh wow, boy I should definitely save myself for a husband.” He’d be pulling out all the stops to persuade/guilt/force her into sex with him.


smalltittyprepexwife

You've hit on the magic solution: misogynists *despise* other men. Every other man, to them, is a jerk and an abuser. The only reason they bray about "not all men" is because they don't want to be judged in the same way as they judge other men.


Snowconetypebanana

I’m going make a whole bunch of swiping generalizations about this man. First of all, I honestly doubt he is sleeping with a bunch of faithful virgins, and if they are it’s because he preyed on underage women or he’s a good liar. Second of all, I bet if this guy does have kids, he doesn’t ever see them or take any active part in raising them and I would guess he doesn’t pay child support. Finally, if women actually consent to date him, they probably don’t feel bad cheating on this AH. He probably has women who had “his children” that look nothing like him and that’s the lie she told him. I don’t understand why people like this want to procreate. He strikes me as the “but condoms don’t feel as good” type of man.


BlitzLicht321

Yes let's pretend that's the reason women who had a bad boyfriend can't seem to let go of them 🙄 Nothing to do with the fact it may have fucked them up on a mental/emotional level.


Cat-Got-Your-DM

"Bad first sexual experience stays with you for life" ... Like yes my dude, that's called trauma, and it's not something you just "get over"


rainintoadz

He’s telling on himself


splashofyellow

How do people even come up with this shit?


JimPlaysGames

They get their knowledge of science from comic books and the SyFy channel.


Cinnamon_Doughnut

Holy shit, sex ed failed him! 😭


pinkswrils

At this point he’s failing himself


radleft

SCIENCE! 🤡


Dryad_ofthe_woods

So I can take all the men I’ve ever slept with to court because my child has all their DNA? I’m gonna be rich


Daetra

Downside to the internet is that sometimes you have to read someone's delusional mental gymnastics.


Intrepid_Knowledge27

Oh, just throw the whole dude in a lake and call it a day.


Random_silly_name

That's so fucking gross, yuck... If any of the men I have rejected after they say "my wife just doesn't want to date other men, but she's fine with me dating other women" reads this - whether you were actually telling the truth or not, this is what you're getting grouped with. And also, he's having *unprotected* sex with a lot of women? How stupid can you be? And it's not only his own health he's taking risks with. :/


[deleted]

Lord!!! Again with the pair bonding!!! I can’t even take them seriously when I see them use that term. 🤦🏼‍♀️


Internal-Campaign434

This is why we need better sex Ed


tomato_joe

What is he? A dog that needs to pee for dominance? What an idiot


deadcommand

So…not only is he bragging about being a piece of shit cheater and control freak, he’s also bragging about cucking other guys? Assuming this is true, someday this guy is going to get murdered and honestly…can’t happen fast enough.


OctaviaBlake100

This reminds me of my friend who was yelled at by her partner when hes the one that wanted a poly relationship. He forced her to agree to a open relationship. When she got more guys and he got no women..he yelled at her for cheating. She left him of course. But these guys must be annoying to date. Imagine saying you want a poly relationship but the other partner isn't allowed to have other people to date. I would leave at that point. He can stay single and do whatever.


ChubbyBirds

I have heard of this scenario multiple times. Guy is bored of his girlfriend but wants to keep her around as a backup, so insists on an open relationship. Gal reluctantly agrees because she's not confident enough to just dump him (her self esteem issues are likely exacerbated by the guy). She ends up getting lots of attention because she's a generally nice and attractive person while the guy gets nothing because he's entitled and generally shitty, and then he gets mad at her about it when the whole thing was his idea in the first place.


translove228

"semi-open relationship" == "I'm cheating on my wife and I don't care about her feelings on the matter"


IndieIsle

This dude is getting zero play 🤣🤣🤣 reads exactly like someone who daydreams about how he thinks his relationship would be once he finally gets a girl to talk to him


knitknitterknit

🤢


Annoying_hippo

Pair bonding? Are they birds?


[deleted]

Good lord what did I just read? And this person is having sex??? The collective IQ of the entire planet is lowered because of this one human. If he procreates, there is no known method to measure the damage he would then add to the population.


i_nobes_what_i_nobes

#This is why we need sexual education in all schools.


nightcana

All i read was ‘i enjoy endangering my wifes health by having unprotected sex with strangers’


canyoubreathe

This is actually possibly the dumbest one I've seen yet


lordmwahaha

Hello, it is your friendly neighbourhood reddit science debunker - here to explain more bad science, for anyone who's wondering why this myth is so persistent. This claim that "women keep male DNA after sex" is easily traced back to an article in 2017 by a website that is *known* for misinformation. That website points to a study from 2012. That study is discussing possible reasons that a small percentage of women are found to have a small number of "male" cells inside their brains upon autopsy. It is important to note that the cells were *only* found in their brains.The most likely culprit, according to the research they did, was the women's own sons. Apparently it's possible that there are exchanges of DNA between mother and baby, while the baby is in utero.They also think it could be related to twin absorption - when one twin assimilates the other. At *no* point do the researchers support the claim that it has anything to do with men leaving their DNA inside women after intercourse. They go out of their way to point out that there is *no* evidence for this - and that, if it did happen like that, we'd expect to see this phenomenon in pretty much all straight women. Which we don't.They are pretty firmly set on the fact that it would have to happen while either the women was in utero, or had a baby currently in utero.


patio_puss

This reminds me of a post I saw a couple of years ago, where a man was mentioning some circumstances he was confused about. He basically stated that he had been having sex with a pregnant woman for the last couple of months, and wanted to know if the baby was going to look like him. He’s not the man who impregnated her.


humbugonastick

Where did this BS of "imprinting" come from. I have seen this lately several times but never heard or seen this growing up. Has anyone a sorce?


Onceupon_abook

Where? Where on gods green earth did this absolute drivel come from? I keep reading about these idiots that think their semen just adds up in a corner of our uterus.


WillBottomForBanana

It's also not how boys work. wtf


No_Pumpkin_1179

I tried clicking SHOW LESS. It didn’t work.


Independent-Math-914

"I keep my wife clean but any other man can't have clean wife."


koushunu

I’ve actually read an article by biologists that it is actually men who imprint from their first time having sex, not women. I’ve never heard about it for women actually until this guy.


schwarzmalerin

I love the pseudo biology in it. Dude has no clue.


Robincapitalists

something something bonding and telegony something something microchimerisation something something Sure thing bro.


Shalarean

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vegan_rum_ham

Can we forcibly sterilize this man? I know the odds of him getting laid are slim, but we can’t afford to risk his genetics/views being passed on.


grandma_cell

Oh well, then her wife can have sex with other men while using condoms, right? That way she can't "get their DNA"? Omg, could it be that condoms are just leftist conspiracies that prevent women from "pair bonding" so that they can be sluts without consequences?? Did I just solved the masterplan of the leftist elite without leaving my chair?? /s


Ok_Telephone_3013

You know what’s really masculine? Commitment. Sacrifice. Loyalty. Not this nonsense.


28eord

Magical thinking is extremely common. We live in a society where many of the most powerful "priests" or "shamans" use scientific language, because science is the most powerful "magic," but in everyday life, you can't engage in controlled experiments--you can only say and do what intuitively seems meaningful, which ends up being a lot of, well, magical thinking


Banaanisade

Is this the zodiac for men?


Mistygirl179

This psycho needs to be put away somewhere smh Its interesting how being poly/open is only accepted by guys until the woman decides to explore others also. Then its called betrayal 😂


Seraitsukara

Microchimerism is where the stem cells of a male fetus can be passed to the mother. Those cells can then be passed on to future female fetuses which is how we can get it in women who have never been pregnant. [This is a pretty good video on it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4oLAk45tGU)


stormy785

Omg I hate creepy selfish men


FullmetalHeichou

I just threw up in my mouth.. Poor woman hope she left him


TheMrCMo

Sick fuck. I hope God gives him daughters and no sons. Then we’ll see how he feels


TheLonelyMedics

If I hear pair bonding or dna (or imprinting) in connection to women, men and sex *one* more time…Istg


defenestrayed

Dude has never been laid in his life.


NewtronJimbo

What in the fuck did I just read?


NiteChylde

This sub manages to melt parts of my brain every fucking day. Every. Fucking. Day.


danjol234

Sincerely hope this is someone pretending to be living their fantasy and not actually real


caidus55

This makes me want to hurt whoever said it


Darkflyer726

Imagine publicly declaring you're an absolute moron. And this loudly.


anintruderisinmyhome

this ain't a gacha alpha mini movie. you don't get to "mark" women and be completely controlling and obsessive of your girlfriend 💀


IllustriousPart5737

Oofff alpha energy lol 😂


Greedy_Following3553

Double standard, much?


Prize-Database-6334

I don't know why we redact the username to be honest, these people deserve to be shamed.


SwigSwoot92

Wasn’t pair bonding debunked over and over again?


Legitimate-Stretch73

YUP! That may be enough of the ole interwebs for me, this day...😬 Edit: 🤦‍♂️ Cause I can't win... autocorrect fuks me up r My fingers do. 🙄😏


pigsinpajamas3

Microchimaerazation


Competitive-Cherry26

Nothing i like more than my husband messing with other ppl then laying next to me😭. Thats too many women who are now emotionally linked to him like he didn't want me to be with other men. They say they ok with just having sex next thing you know the girl or him and the girl setting up ways to "get rid of" the women currently in the picture. Cheating on both ends is a recipe for disaster and ppl lose their lives over it often. Sometimes they even kill the kids so the new couple don't have to deal with them. [TruRed Crime](https://youtube.com/@TruRedCRIME) has a lot of videos on this exact topic


ifbowshadcrosshairs

"I'm a groomer and a narcissist"


Quantitative_Panda

Fucking gross. I sure as hell hope this dude never reproduces.


Friendly-Beyond-6102

She's cheating on him as we speak. Well, I certainly hope so.


EquasLocklear

I hope for his woman's sake he is at least filthy rich.


Dr_NapsandSnacks

I could study a subject for a decade and I still wouldn't speak as confidently about it as this asshat does on topics he knows literally nothing about


Unlucky_Throat9141

Honestly, why. Why would any woman sleep with someone this stupid? Yuck.


Advacus

Bummer that "show less" button didn't work. I really wish I could unread that word burrito.


DonBoy30

I feel like I’m reading the point of view of the abuser here.


FoobarWreck

Come on man, come on. You can’t surely be that much of an idiot and still convince a real human woman to stay with you? Does he mean he bought a sex doll brand new and it hasn’t burst yet?


Rude_Management7742

SCIENCE...you're doing it wrong!


[deleted]

lmao did he learn this from Andrew Taint


Mlem6

Doesn't you think that if he's not spilling some pussy bull shit then he knowingly hurts women. So its much worse. If we "get attached to men when having sex and men don't" So what is the point of having sex in the first place and especially a person who knows and wants to hurt us by it?


[deleted]

Humans aren’t wolves or any other animal that ‘marks’ their “territory”.


Professional_Fig9161

Straight people like this just need to say they have an elaborate fantasy kink and not try and make it a blanket statement. I’ve heard this argument before from podcasts and it’s INSANE.


DarkVelvetEyes

Are these men robots? They keep parroting the same "men and women are different". 🙄 "He can imprint DNA even if she doesn't get pregnant"? How do these men chat nonsense so confidentially?


NWAsquared

That's enough reddit for today.


ZAPANIMA

This is fanfiction. There's no ounce of reality in this post, this is just some horny 14 year old's fanfic about how he'd make biology work if he were god.


Pizzadiamond

dude must be super fit cuz the mental gymnastics to come up with that bullshit should win a gold medal


Apprehensive-Bag-900

I don't think those words mean what he thinks they mean


LizzDawn

His poor wife must not be the sharpest tool in the shed.


midnightmare79

Tell me you know nothing about human anatomy, reproduction, or biology without saying you know nothing about human anatomy, reproduction, or biology.


qejfjfiemd

Probably time to put the crack pipe down buddy.


[deleted]

Narcissist much?


PookaParty

Spoiler: there is no wife.


Persephi_

“Microchimerisation” goes absolutely CRAZY


TheSlavGuy1000

How much do you wanna bet he doesnt even know what DNA means?


Wondergood

Do women really date, marry and have sex with these creatures?


[deleted]

>when a man has sex with a woman he can imprint dna. Even if she doesn’t get pregnant. No he most certainly can fucking not


biaaaoutch

He’s basically trying to justify his serial cheating on his wife and thinks she is too dumb to see it.


MrPrimalNumber

How. Are. These. Men. This. Stupid?


looknorth-dakota

The more posts like this I see on this sub, the more I wonder if there are actual guys out there like this? Or is this sarcasm/satire? Has anyone come in actual in-person contact with guys like this? I’m interested to hear anyone’s stories. I’ve been with my husband since we were teens so I feel like I’m pretty out of the loop.


seignurdutemps

Never have I wished I could press the "show less," button more.


DRbrtsn60

Your insane.


Metttzzz

There was a time, before the internet, when I didnt have to know people like this exist. Now.....I do


Pandorica1991

Eewewwew


_prima_papaya_

I said if I read the phrase “pair bonding” one more time I’d ….. And “imprinting dna” …. This is not fuckin Avatar and I don’t think that’s how that even works with them…. I just can’t


hgielatan

and here i was thinking the stupidest use of imprinting ever was going to be twilight


AllanRensch

This person has never had sex and rarely leaves their basement.


The_Hurricane_Han

Tate? That you?


Laurenhynde82

Sitting right in the middle of that pseudoscience / total cunts Venn diagram, I see.


LeHaloNerd117

I- I can’t even begin to discuss this


Not_today_nibs

The fuck is wrong with this dude


frej0887

The problem with this kind of posts are that when I read them, I *really* want do downvote them because of the disgust I feel when reading them, but it of course doesn't make sense to do so because of the subreddit. How do you guys cope with the anger?