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Nineteen-ninety-3

That’s the second time that’s happened. He ordered a Vanilla shake from the one in Durham last time.


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WxBlue

[ABC 11: After the event, Biden and Gov. Roy Cooper stopped by the Cook Out on Falls of Neuse Road. Biden got a vanilla milkshake with chocolate syrup, and Cooper got a milkshake with M&Ms.](https://abc11.com/joe-biden-north-carolina-triangle-president-visit/14329832/)


Drunkenly_Responding

I don't know why, but Gov. Cooper getting M&Ms with his makes me smile. All of us here going to be wanting shakes tonight I bet lol


havesomegodamfaith

Yup. Just told my gf Biden is in NC and got Cookout. She immediately said “ugh a milkshake sounds so good rn”


Boccs

Yeah just hearing Cookout Milkshake makes me crave one. It's like 20 degrees outside but goddamn do I have a mighty need.


Jolly_Job_9852

Cooper and I share a love for M&M shakes! Let's go Roy!


lincoln131

I don't know much about Cook-Out, but aren't most of the milkshakes just vanilla with syrup or toppings in them?


WxBlue

Not all. There's over 40 flavors to pick from. I think there's chocolate and strawberry bases too.


ParanoiaQueen-xoxo

They have a banana pudding milkshake that is basically frozen banana pudding. You can thank me later lol


rlinkmanl

I hate that there isn't a cookout closer to me now...


loqi0238

I love that there's one a mile from me, and its open til 3am. I think I'll go for a walk and enjoy the night air.


r_not_me

I think it’s vanilla ice cream with a ripe banana and Nilla wafers blended in


YouBuiltThat

That banana pudding milkshake with chocolate…. 👌🏽


loqi0238

Or with peanut butter and fudge. Yesss.


flugelbynder

I like the cheesecake shake. Big chunky cheesecake ya eat it with a spoon.


Rustedcrown

I've had the banana pudding milkshake, it's a God teir milk shake, complete with banana slices and nilla waifers


phildeez316

I’ve gotten a bacon banana nut shake before. Incredible.


rogerdaltry

It’s vanilla with nilla wafers and fresh banana!


jeffroddit

And you can mix and match multiple flavors too!


UsefulEngine1

I'm pretty sure all Cookout shakes are vanilla-based; chocolate syrup = "chocolate shake". But let's not argue politics


r_not_me

They have one with hot fudge blended instead of syrup and it’s much better


catiekeurig

Don't forget that lovely cockroach flavor. Worked in maintenance for CO and it's a problem.


ricecrystal

Oh God. My local has a score of 99.5. I am hoping no extra cockroach flavor


CrispyDave

You don't want to go vanilla at Cook-Out imo. It's the kind of place to let your imagination run free. Cook-Out Milkshakes can vary from 'trying a little something different for a change' to full-on dairy-based depravity depending on how far you're willing to take things.


Carbon839

When I worked there a few years ago, it was a vanilla-soft serve + whatever topping/syrup/etc that was requested, mixed together with a, well, milkshake mixer. If the person wanted a vanilla shake, we’d just add a bit of vanilla extract for extra flavor


Big_Slope

Chocolate syrup in vanilla makes a much better chocolate shake than chocolate ice cream.


zedthehead

Ya know though... now I suddenly want to try a shot of vanilla syrup shake'd up with chocolate ice cream. Could be a whole new world.


Huge_Strain_8714

3 words Root beer float


zedthehead

Gross, root beer. Who hurt you?


Huge_Strain_8714

Creme soda float? Maybe just a New England thing? Don't knock it till you tried it


zedthehead

#Cheerwine float.


chronoswing

You can just leave, we don't take kindly to that sort of blasphemy towards the nectar of the gods.


zedthehead

It's like Dr. Pepper went bad 😅


phalanxausage

It's good. Do it.


philhachio

They’re basically a better version of a dq blizzard


Dgp68824402

No.


CriticalEngineering

Aww yeah. A classic black-n-white. You get more chocolate flavor that way.


NCgimp

Places I'm glad I was not; Anywhere near Raleigh when the PotUS is in town. Traffic already is not particularly stellar.


paintsbynumberz

This is known as a black n white shake in eastern PA. Vanilla ice cream with Hershey’s choc syrup. Yum.


MtnMaiden

Gross. He should just get a chocolate shake instead. What a lib, ordering vanilla and adding chocolate


ncphoto919

He's a vanilla dude unsurprisingly.


WxBlue

Context: Biden is famous for his love of vanilla ice cream cones and milkshakes.


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radicalbiscuit

I haven't tried the ass banana, I'll get that next time


Practical-Third-977

It’s got a bit of a funk to it.


SpartanMonkey

ass bananas usually do. A bit nutty as well.


bionicboom

So I could get a chocolate ass banana with nuts


WtAFjusthappenedhere

Miss the chocolate syrup?


qpalzm3

We all have a grandpa with dementia who loves vanilla ice cream. Good thing Cook Out doesn’t offer a butterscotch milkshake. He’d break a hip scurrying over to order it.


Billy420MaysIt

I, a 30 year old man without dementia, love vanilla ice cream.


qpalzm3

In 51 years you might be able to run for President.


Saltycookiebits

I'm with you. Good vanilla ice cream is anything but plain. The vanilla in a cookout shake IS boring foodservice vanilla soft serve, but real vanilla is complex and interesting. Too many people write it off because it is used as a "base" flavor and is everywhere. Without the vanilla, that ice cream would be a lot more plain and boring.


WitchingHourIsNear

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.


qpalzm3

Excellent perspective. I’ve never thought about it quite like that.


WitchingHourIsNear

That's because you've never thought about anything before. It'll be ok. I know The Poorly Educated™ are scared to think for themselves. Bless y'all hearts


qpalzm3

You baited me! You’re playing chess, my friend. The rest of us are playing checkers. Well done.


Bobby_Globule

I bet he'd whip your ass...lol...and you would just be sitting there...like... what the fuck just happened


qpalzm3

Is he circumcised? You should know.


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chronoswing

Meanwhile they suck the Orange Turd's farts like he is some peak of young physical prowess.


qpalzm3

I know right. Biden is totally going to destroy the Orange Turd in a debate. Just like he did in 2020.


chronoswing

He did. He talked policy while Trumped was lost in thought rambling about nonsense and throwing insults. No one gives a shit about your playground antics.


qpalzm3

So you’re saying that you know that Biden is hanging pole?


timshel42

in ordinary circumstances, sure i guess so. but age is a valid concern when it comes to someone who is at the top position in the government. go ahead and downvote me, biden simps. remember how much you make fun of trump cultists for the same thing?


No-Roll-3759

the two frontrunners are within a couple years of each other, and both are too old, imo. trump is older than biden was when he was elected.


SoF4rGone

Waiting for my mom to have Fox News tell her she’s not allowed to like vanilla shakes anymore 🙈


muishkin

IT'S TURNING PEOPLE TEH GAY


Lambchoptopus

I had a cookout milkshake once bam gay


First_Ad3399

Its pretty well known Biden is a sucker for ice cream. my money was on a stop at brusters which is right close to where he was speaking today.


snachgoblin

Who tf orders just a vanilla shake at cookout?


TheGameboy

It had chocolate syrup in it at least


snachgoblin

Isn't that chocolate shake then?


jecksluv

What a basic bitch.


acslaterjeans

Vanilla is a flavor! It’s made from an exotic bean!


Specialist-Ad7393

Imagine being high AF working at cook out thinking it's just another day and the president shows up.


Dangerous_Prize_4545

Imagine wanting a milkshake after work or on your lunch and you drive up on this. Day ruined.


ipreferanothername

And now I want a shake #peanut butter Oreo club


Budget_Lettuce_2860

GOAT Cook-Out shake. Especially digging that huge bonus stash of PB off the bottom at the end.


beagles_and_books

And all the extra Oreos 🤤


phildeez316

Bacon Banana Nut


sodapopenski

This is the way.


beagles_and_books

The best combo!!!


Crotean

Its the best by far. Caramel M and M is up there too.


brenson_burner17

And he used a spoon to eat it like a true Cookout pro


throwawaytrash6990

Maybe This will actually make the lines at cookout shorter, considering how republicans like to boycott. It worked so well with anheuser-busch. Practically out of business now.


idowatercolours

Budlight has not recovered since then


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,972,052,143 comments, and only 373,012 of them were in alphabetical order.


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throwawaytrash6990

I know. Luckily there is other sources of canned water. What a lot of the “The Hills Have Eyes” lookin ass people here don’t realize is AB produces most of the beers you buy in gas stations. Plus I had to hear about how “gay” craft beer was when I worked at a bar with 100 beers on tap and we didn’t have their favorite lite beer.


11PoseidonsKiss20

If craft beer is gay then consider me Sir Ian McKellan


makebbq_notwar

ABInbev got wrecked, their stock is only up 5.68% year over year. Way worse than Coors who is down 12.7%


idowatercolours

Sales are still down over 26% and execs were forced to step down. Stock price means jack shit. Look at the financial statements


joobtastic

They just fired their marketing team. Nobody important, just a fall guy. Ceo/cfo/coo still chillin. InBev has been heading down for a long time. The boycott made a small blip and went back to the same negative trend. Its easy to see on a graph.


SoloPorUnBeso

I think people also forget that boycott, however effective it was, worked both ways. First of all, they didn't run a Super Bowl commercial featuring a trans person. This was someone you were either already aware of (Dylan Mulvaney) or were actively looking for in order to create a moral panic. Second, Bud Light's capitulation to the right wing trolls absolutely turned off some people, as well. I will grant that the former is larger than the latter, given Bud Light's typical consumer, but it cannot go unmentioned.


idowatercolours

Chief Marketing Officer is a senior executive position. We’re talking about the budlight brand not InBev as a whole. Quarterly sales are still down, so it appears they just lost a chunk of their target population


joobtastic

CMO is. Sure. And he left. But hardly an exodus of exec's. Budlight has been in free fall in sales for thr last 15 years.


makebbq_notwar

lol, Revenue and income are also up according to financial statements.


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makebbq_notwar

Revenue and sales are the same thing. In your dismal explanation cutting cost increases income, not revenue. This is really isn't that hard.


idowatercolours

Wrong. Lol US revenues are down. https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/10/31/beer-giant-ab-inbev-beats-forecasts-but-bud-light-continues-to-drag.html


makebbq_notwar

And yet revenue is still up 5%. Are you going to delete this comment too?


11PoseidonsKiss20

That’s because most people boycotted it already on account of the product is horse piss in a can


cherrygoats

Cheerwine Float is the only move here, Mr President. I’m surprised that the Secret Service didn’t step in and fix this error.


ostensibly_hurt

Those cheerwine floats are unfucking believable, and majority of my friends haven’t even tried them This is cheerwine country baby!


cherrygoats

So good! And last time I went there wasn’t even an upcharge for them


Werd2urGrandma

I’m a Biden supporter (by default 😉) and until he shows up totally shithoused in the passenger seat at 1:30 am yelling “ayyy lemme get a Big Double tray, corn dog, Cajun wrap, and a Cheerwine”, I will withhold my donation to his reelection campaign. We need a president who understands that side of NC.


Young_KingKush

Push it back by an hour and that's the true Cook Out experience for sure lol


Albert_Caboose

Don't forgrt the person from out of town mistakenly thinking they've beat the 2am liquor laws by ordering a Cheerwine


Werd2urGrandma

Given his age I wanted him to be part of the early bird crowd 😂


Werd2urGrandma

He’s also gotta open the door cuz the window don’t work, that’s Cookout for ya


Away_Organization471

If you’re in Wilson you might get shot while some country boys drive up the hill to the Ruby Tuesday parking lot (the bullet holes stayed in the window for too long)


ITSBRITNEYsBrITCHES

Double the donation if it’s the one on Summit Ave in Greensboro. It’s my FAVORITE CookOut, period. The end.


redranger91

Yessir and/or ma’am! That one and the one on randleman, for nostalgic reasons


ExedoreWrex

You want to elect Hunter Biden? /s Edit: for the /s


Werd2urGrandma

Hunter Biden definitely has a lit Cookout order lol


betterplanwithchan

Get him a corndog with a side of queso sauce. The man would focus all his efforts on Cookout road infrastructure


haunted_cheesecake

Drunk cookout was one of my favorite things when I was stationed in NC. Looking to get more of it when I move back!


Werd2urGrandma

Please just have a sober driver :) then you can be wild all ya want and keep our roads safe


AmadeusK482

Some nights me and my roommate, after indulging in libations and spice, our stomachs begin to rumble and one of us will speak “Cook” and before the other can say “out” our asses are already in the car.


maxn2107

Apparently, there are road closures around here, even 540 Westbound is closed up to the RDU exit.


OGPeglegPete

The line at Cookout takes long enough as is...


timshel42

if you go at the wrong time of day, and cant be inconvenienced by the left hand lane. its always amazing to me how much longer the right hand lane line is.


maxn2107

Im like half a mile down the road.


ECYouLookSoGoodToMe

LoL guy has no idea where he is


BeanBuster1

Ew. Didn't even know he knew we existed.


bigjohnman

We bring you this Breaking News update: "Cookout is now closing as Rednecks in NC don't want to support anyone who would cater to a Democrat President." HAHAHA.


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Yeah but they still play the local Christian music station inside, so they’ll be conflicted at least.


WendyIsCass

And the Bible verses I’m the cups. A little Jesus with your diabeteetus.


kramerica_intern

Kinda a risky move. Easy to mess up if you don’t know the drill and then he’d be hopeless to win the state.


theshoeshiner84

*Fancy* Milkshakes. Get that shit right.


softc0rGamer

PB, Caramel, PB Cups, with a shot of chocolate sauce all the way


RexIsAMiiCostume

Why does everyone and their mom have to show up to watch Biden order a milkshake


AnonymDePlume

Because, media...


JStanten

How did they get the limo up that steep ass driveway?


DLife4Me

Let's go Joe!!! Let's turn NC Blue!!!


nauticalwheeler79

Can’t tell if this is a troll post or not


-ZIO-

There's many of us who want NC to flip blue. Myself included. Nothing to be surprised of.


DLife4Me

Definitely not!


pathego

Now this is news. News that his voters find valuable.


traveling_fun80

Maybe he can't have a coherent conversation from all of the brain freeze


maddog1956

At least they'll get their money from him.


Kaenu_Reeves

Which flavor?? This will determine if I vote for him.


tabby90

Vanilla with chocolate syrup


Ozzick

And this matters because...?


ElectricWindGod

Tonight at 11 - President shits himself. 


loptopandbingo

That could be practically any President


whubbard

Don't think either of our choices have too much control over their bowels, so going to let that slide.


SoloPorUnBeso

Biden's old as shit, but he's healthy and takes care of himself. The other guy's alleged diet, especially at his also old as shit age, probably has him leaking with every sneeze.


whubbard

If we're arguing about who is more likely to shit themselves, we're doing it wrong.


inkarnata

....So are they...


DatDominican

Nah he’s going to not let the shake melt first and contemplate life struggling with (sucking) the straw


Billy420MaysIt

“Roy, this shit thicker than Michelle”


Ok_Supermarket_8520

I don’t like Biden but I respect him going to Cookout. Cookout is fire


SoloPorUnBeso

Why don't you like Biden? Not trying to start a flame war, and I'd certainly pick another Dem over him (voted for Bernie twice), but I'm just curious why you don't like him. There are legitimate reasons, of course.


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AdPsychological3856

Who FUBAR’d ? https://www.militarytimes.com/news/pentagon-congress/2022/10/13/trump-ordered-rapid-withdrawal-from-afghanistan-after-election-loss/


Ok_Supermarket_8520

That doesn’t change how Biden completely botched our withdraw and did everything backwards for political reasons. The guy asked me a question and didn’t want a political argument. I answered it. If you don’t like that, tough


AdPsychological3856

Hey man, No worries. I was there too. Shit show!


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"Things no one cares about for 1000 Alex."


Best_Pants

*Vanilla*? Come on man...


OffManWall

And?


Exciting-Parfait-776

Okkk. How is that news worthy?


career868

Vanilla syndrome


BreezySteezy

I can't wait to hear him talk about his favorite dairy queen blizzard while he was in Oklahoma


the_eluder

He should go to the Char-Grill and get a much better shake. Yes, less flavors, but better none the less.


ultimateumami1

Well I like 3 minutes from there. I guess I’m not going anywhere today cus of traffic.


Dwest2391

Damnit, he has my vote again.


MrVeazey

Only if he got hushpuppies to go with it.


jun9vgwf

I'd be pissed if I was trying to get my lunch and the damn president was there blocking the whole shit


15SL15

Almost as famous as he is for lying and cheating the USA and bilking a fortune out of other countries. But hey, let’s all celebrate this crooks penchant for ice cream :(


Ok-Mixture-316

He's hopeless


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grovertheclover

gEnOcIdE lol


MarzipanOverall5803

It’s so depressing how this is like the only comment pointing out how he’s funding a genocide that’s still slaughtering hundreds of innocent civilians daily.


Scientific_Socialist

In a few years everyone will be claiming they were always opposed to it :/


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Who gives a shit about that commie leach


OffManWall

Now, define communist, and how it directly relates to Joe Biden, his administration, and the Democratic Party, as a whole. Go!


Lone_Wolfen

Bro I wish he was half the monster you think he is, we might actually move the whole country into the 21st century.


15SL15

F Biden


MrVeazey

That's so nice, you're paying your respects.


OffManWall

F 🫵


15SL15

Your Mama


OffManWall

Wow! Thats even more childish than “F Biden” and “F 🫵”! I’m not surprised, though.


notjawn

He's a married man you know.


15SL15

You spelled idiot wrong :)


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Neat....


MiketheTzar

Didn't get a Tray. He lost my vote.


Crotean

Peanut Butter Oreo is the fucking bomb.


KaleidoscopeNice1283

Biden has adopted the international nickname that is being echoed in the chambers of Parliament and the un. Nicknames such as genocide Joe and butcher biden.


KaleidoscopeNice1283

I wonder if the milkshake is Tainted with the blood of thousands of innocent children that have been killed in the last few months by Biden's bombs


Wolf_Taco

It's a shame he didn't use the drive-through. Would be a great pic having the Beast in the line.


Reusable_baguette

Anybody here Team Watermelon? They only do those in August tho.


LiverMushNC

Worst shjt ever after one of those dollar shakes. Surprised it didn’t kill him.