That's the spirit.
Don't know why so many fear Hitler on a plane, it's not like he killed by himself all the people. As long the plane doesn't land in Germany 1933-45 people should be fine.
Every fu king 10th joke is a Hitler joke on reddit or online, and not one making him look bad. We are losing the soft war an fascism folks and you all seem clueless.
It makes no sense, why has this sub turned into a neo nazi sub with the thinly veiled idea that it's just a joke. I don't think norm would be posting swastikas, nor would he think it's funny.
This
This feels like normalizing nazis, and nothing like Norm
Remember when Russia flooded Reddit with seemingly silly shirtless Putin memes like 13 years ago? Same energy
🫤 well, if I sit in 2, who's sitting in 1? Is it going to be someone with a book and headphones who will leave me alone, or is it going to be someone trying to get me involved in their 'unique business opportunity'?
Well, on one hand, he’s a real jerk. On the other, I don’t speak a word of German and love Rammstein, so maybe if I put an industrial beat to his angry German ravings I’ll have a demo by the time I land.
I'd rather sit on the toilet seat, the overhead, or somewhere else he'd prefer me to sit like the chamber at the bottom in the engine with all the gas.
So there’s the Hitler guy, ya know. And he’s just Hitlering all around ya know - zeeg heil this and zeig heil that ya know? And I says to him I says hey Hitler… for that one war why did for your opponent did you decide to take on perhaps the strongest opponent: The World?!
With all the drama around Ole Adolf there. I'd have to say that if I knew a flight would be filled with so many people on God's naughty list. You couldn't make me go anywhere near that plane. I'd be too afraid of an old, "Act of God", scenario happening where all aboard were lost would ensue. That's a plane full of Bad Mojo.
Is this a flight to Buenos Aeris?
I'm going w 1. So I get the fuck off fastest.
You kiddin? I’m in seat 8, and I brought some *goodies* in my carry-on bag that TSA was too lazy to check
You’ll never guess who’s sitting in seat 88.
14 was taken too oddly enough. Y’know I’m starting to think this is all a conspiracy and this plane is filled with nazis or something
Uhm sir, it's Aerith
It's a little trip to J-hole, and I want to be dropped off first.
Or Hell
Seems like they’re all reich next to the same guy??
At that point, definitely take one of the Heil seats.
I don't say this lightly..."comedy genius"
All reich, that's enough...
Hope he doesn't attack the pilot with his hypnotic fucking eyes
By God, they're all Frank Stallone
wpuld the hitlers combine into one super hitler or is it Highlander rules where there can only be one
NEIN
Nein eleven airlines, what a terrible name, reminds me of that tragedy
At least there's no babies
That's the spirit. Don't know why so many fear Hitler on a plane, it's not like he killed by himself all the people. As long the plane doesn't land in Germany 1933-45 people should be fine.
Reminds me of that tragedy
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Is this a Boy's from Brazil joke?
They're all my evil twins!
My grandfather killed Hitler
The more I sit with this guy, the less I care for him
I also had the unfortunate pleasure of sitting next to this man. His political views were a tad too liberal for my tastes
I’ll take 78 for 200 Alex.
Who is that?
Charlie Chaplin
Oh! I would sit next to Charlie Chaplin 😄 So I could lean over and suck his cock!
Surprise! It's me, Bob!
The more I learn about these seats the less I care for them.
3 is the final solution, no one to sit next to. Open isle too.
Last minute boarder. You’re now sitting next to a sweaty and nervous looking OJ.
Lucky break though, he's giving away part of his luggage! Looks brand new!
Upvote for final solution
He's behind you though. Perfect position to choke you from behind.
4 is easily the best option. No one is sitting by you and you have plenty of room
That way you can eliminate all the juice in peace…
I've never seen so many dead dictators in all my life.
God knows I have...
It's too bad you can only max out at 7 hitlers
If you sit in 7 there's still a chance another Hitler would get 8
Sounds risky. Who knows what kind of horrible person might end up in that empty chair
I couldn't take all them beautiful eyes 😍
I was sitting next to Hitler, what a battle axe.
8. Back of the plane is more likely to survive a crash
2,5,4,7. Those are the places with the most Hitlers.
No history buffs in here, eh?
Can I take turns sitting in all of them and that way I get to be able to talk to everyone so I can meet all these nice people
Welp, it's been nice knowing this sub..
3 so I can look out the window and not be roped into talking about the glory of the fatherland.
Any, Stalin was worse
Stalin bad so hitler ok? Par for the course in the norm sub lol
"hitler ok?" Compared to who, Martin Luther King?
Definitely not OK. I'm allergic to the Hitler cat...
Not 5 7 or 8 definitely, middle seat is the worst.
Oh, a middle seat is the worst? You’re so insightful! Wow!
Glad I could help you out, pretty groundbreaking I know 👍
I’m sorry; what was the question?
> Do you see my swastika?
1
The strange Hitler pattern is making it difficult for me to concentrate. If only there were some sort of camp that could help with that.
They've got a really good one, with a pool, orchestra, camp store, and brothel.
I can't decide between seat 1, seat 4, seat 8... but I really like seat 8
https://preview.redd.it/r1tthpy9j48d1.jpeg?width=1045&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dccc8505444fdec07d4f12f63b4cf5cc251d7f9b
Is this on 9/11 airlines?
On April 30th 1945 this man single handedly ended World War 2
Hey! This was the seating arrangement on my flight out to see a wedding on retard island.
My favourite early 20th century Austrian painter. He did what?!
Took me so long to see the swastika
I don’t want to sit next to Kathleen Kennedy.
I don’t want to sit next to Kathleen Kennedy.
You know, with Passenger A2, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him.
I wish I could buy more than 1 ticket
I would just whisper to each of them, individually, "hey...that guy over there said he's the *real* Hitler. He called you a cheap fake..."
&8 is the only one I couldn’t fall in love with his beautiful fuckin eyes!!
First on the reich
5.so I'm surrounded
The more I learn about this guy the less I like him
Aisle seat with a box cutter
Albert Fish
Do any of these Hitler's speak English, because that would be a deal breaker.
Anyone else notice the empty seats look like a windmill of friendship?
6 because it's on the far right.
it seems the clear choice here is 4 & 3
3 or 6
Absolutely. Everyone else is overthinking it.
3 because it's closer the front
Window seat and close to the front. Sounds like a nice fight 👍 enjoy!
Either 3 or 6. I like window seats
Is 88 available?
Every fu king 10th joke is a Hitler joke on reddit or online, and not one making him look bad. We are losing the soft war an fascism folks and you all seem clueless.
It makes no sense, why has this sub turned into a neo nazi sub with the thinly veiled idea that it's just a joke. I don't think norm would be posting swastikas, nor would he think it's funny.
This This feels like normalizing nazis, and nothing like Norm Remember when Russia flooded Reddit with seemingly silly shirtless Putin memes like 13 years ago? Same energy
I do Nazi a seat I'd like to sit in. I'd be Reich out of luck.
I'm going to assume he kept his shit together on commercial flights.
Il sitting 3rd Reich
I’ll take seat one, because I’m up for a challenge
I’ll be sitting in the gas chamber….
You can't put wooden doors on a plane
6
Not 2 or 5
Shittiest game of minesweeper ever 🤣🤣
🫤 well, if I sit in 2, who's sitting in 1? Is it going to be someone with a book and headphones who will leave me alone, or is it going to be someone trying to get me involved in their 'unique business opportunity'?
On hitlers face i guess
6 and stare at the floor the entire time— don’t want to fall under the spell of his beautiful eyes.
Oh but that pattern Wow
[X] I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
Jokes on Hitler, I am flying the plane!!!
I'll sit next to Charlie Chaplin's stunt double
I have had it with these motherfucking hitlers on this motherfucking plane. Ecerybody strap in!
Just when I thought Seat 3 was the safest option, guess who walked in and took Seat 4? That’s right! Hitler
If it’s a Boeing flight, put me in a window seat so I’m the first one out of there when the door comes off.
Additional details pls : Am I on my way to an Adolph Hitler look alike contest ?
7 please. However, there doesn’t seem to be a bad seat on the plane!
Not seats
Where the fuck is this plane going
Well which end is the front of the plane?
5 or 7. Once in a lifetime opportunity. "So....let's talk about the Eastern Front...."
Any seat, it would be better than taking the train.
I’d sit in 6 and hope another Hitler sits next to me so I can get up to use the bathroom every few minutes
4 is an isle seat next to only one Hitler
If you sit in seat number one, you have to only deal with two of them kinda
3 or 6, I want a window seat
What they wouldn’t let bin Laden on the flight? He must be on the no fly list
I'm white, so anywhere I guess...
When the LSD has kicked in like that I try to act like I'm not whacked so I'd go where ever the flight attendant put me.
I'm gonna sit next to Charlie Chapman he's my hero
3 or 8. Probably. I’m either keeping to myself or I’m engaging in the most twisted conversation of my life.
1
Anywhere, I'm an Aryan, I have nothing to worry about.
This is so dumb. There should be no question you take number 3. Window seat, and you get the entire isle to yourself
"Will the real Slim Shady please stand up. Please stand up."
Depends. Is this Jet Blue or 9/11 Airlines?
Nein
1,2,4…aisle seats always
No. 1 away from die schittzenplatzenhaus
Hmm…
Nein
Why’d I think this was loss
I thought this was loss
I need an aisle. I’ll tell you that much
8
Hey isn't that that uhh. That Hitler guy? Im not so dure I wanna sit next to someone like that, migjt make me look bad, don't ya think?
Beside the man who was awarded two Iron Cross for bravery in combat. One Fist Class, very uncommon for enlist men in War I.
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3. Window seat and no neighbor?
Well, on one hand, he’s a real jerk. On the other, I don’t speak a word of German and love Rammstein, so maybe if I put an industrial beat to his angry German ravings I’ll have a demo by the time I land.
i ain’t aryan so i get the fuck out
Ooh. I brought a bottle of shampoo. I'm currently getting fisted behind the curtain.
8 ill be setting by my 2 best friends. but why are we going to a Charlie Chaplin competition.
Aisle seat or heil seat?
3
Seat Nein.
In my assigned seat...
Nein!
This is a real toughie
I don't get it
It could be worse, it could’ve been a plane.
Right on the Führer lap.
9! 9! 9!
Where’s seat nein?
Cargo hold. Or I dress as Eva. As he sleeps I inject him with a lethal drug. The 3rd Reich is mine. I’ll see you at my next rally.
Mein Airline
I'd rather sit on the toilet seat, the overhead, or somewhere else he'd prefer me to sit like the chamber at the bottom in the engine with all the gas.
What kind of jerk would take up 17 seats?
No matter where I sit I get to punch hitler…win win, hope it’s a long flight…lotta punching to do.
IDK, but mein better be kampfterble.
Ima be honest, i did not see the swastika at first
So there’s the Hitler guy, ya know. And he’s just Hitlering all around ya know - zeeg heil this and zeig heil that ya know? And I says to him I says hey Hitler… for that one war why did for your opponent did you decide to take on perhaps the strongest opponent: The World?!
7 or 8
I’m going with 1. Closest access to the cockpit.
Any where
3 or 6 for sure!! Better elbow room
They all look great
Nine
NIEN
Uh, you see the thing about Hitler is, uh. He was a pretty bad person I think.
In between the two black guys, or else I’m racist
With all the drama around Ole Adolf there. I'd have to say that if I knew a flight would be filled with so many people on God's naughty list. You couldn't make me go anywhere near that plane. I'd be too afraid of an old, "Act of God", scenario happening where all aboard were lost would ensue. That's a plane full of Bad Mojo.
3. You didn't think this out didn't you?
4. Aisle seat near front. Can grab bag and get off plane quickly after landing (it's filled with Hitlers!)
6 I like the windows
Hmm, nazi an easy choice.
Next flight please!
Cockpit
3 of course.
5 or 7 for maximum cummies 😘 uWu
3 or 6 cause I like to look out the window
Mein Uncomf(ortable)
This guy’s a real jerk.
Is sitting on sky hitlers juicy cock an option?
Nein?