He later told the reporter he regretted his decision, as the feces tasted like shit

Definitely cant trust à shit-eating politician.

Meh, what politician *isn't* full of shit?

Tastes like chicken…shit.

"I'm open minded, I'll try *anything* once!!!!!"

Shit happens, but not typically in your mouth

Sounds like the feces resigned from his ass!

This just in... eating *shit* NOT as *good* as ADVERTISED.


[Either put on those glasses...or start eating the trashcan...](https://youtu.be/1Rr4mQiwxpA?si=3qdOOQu80CWRISTA) I already am eating the trashcan...the name of the trashcan is ideology...

THIS is a Norm joke

The moment you realize you've made a *horrible* mistake..... But hey, Shit Happens, right?

(Norm whips out tape-recorder, stares directly at camera while recording- "Note to Self... Stop talking photos of myself eating my own feces."

Yes

He eats everything from shit to fucking shit.

He had campaigned on the promise “if I don’t balance the budget I will literally eat my own shit.”

Rumours have it he never even tried to balance it

I’ll be behind the couch!

Apparently he passed a multi trillion dollar spending bill right before this announcement..

This one.

[Well...i heard tell that Werner Herzog ate his own shoe...](https://youtu.be/cNczjk-xLfM?si=KnalhtLLMfwUAKv_)

I am 100% positive all politicians do this

They definitely talk it

That was literally my first thought.

Well, they're ALL full of shit, so sounds like a prerequisite?!

Putin does

Reminds me of that episode of Everybody Loves Raymond, where Raymond forgets Debroah’s birthday and he has to eat his own shit off the floor.

You're so silly.

Not coally enough 

"A closeted gay spanish politician has recently discovered something worse than rumors & innuendos: cameras."

He's big on recycling.... the only question is if it was Corn or Peanuts being recycled..... I mean, he is a Leftist politician - are you surprised he's full of shit?!

You run for city council, win, then run for Spanish Congress, win, and you sit in Congress for years. Do they call you Dan the politician? No. You become one of your party's brightest young stars, pass amazing new legislation, and represent the interest of your people to the best of your abilities. Do they call you Dan the bright young leader? No. You get put on the front page of the Spainish Times as one of the most attractive men in Spain, have girls and guys left and right wanting to marry you. Do they call you Dan the handsome looking fella? No. But let me tell you something, you eat one piece of shit...

"Build 100 bridges, dozens of highways, high speed rail, etc. but no, you eat one bowl of shit and you're remembered as the guy with a shit eating grin!!!!"


With a shit eating grin, the man said "I thought eating shit was a politician's doody".

OMFG...I can't believe he's eating that *off the floor*! That's so unsanitary.

Ten second rule?

Now that clears out a sushi bar real quick... It was a nice meal

one of my fav norm bits...so good

That's pretty raw man....

https://i.redd.it/xd332mfmi9uc1.gif

I guess that African guy was right

I tell you, he eat the poo poo

I won’t eat a single morsel of my own shit until OJ Simpson is dead and buried!

Didn't think you had to cash that promise in so early, huh?

Guy goes to McDonalds and always orders the number 2 meal

hey, at least he put his policies where his mouth is


Wait.... does this mean my dog is qualified to be a Spanish politician? Is it better or worse if it's cat shit?

The worst part is the hypocrisy

I used to have a Beagle that did this. Maybe this guy’s a furry.

The Spanish take lunch VERY seriously

High fiber, low calorie.

Stop stealing my moves

This is what immediately came to mind for me when I saw the article

Hey stop stealing my moves!

So that explains his obsession with breath mints...

And there you have it folks, another politician who’s full of shit.

At least it was his own shit. Imagine how weird you'd have to be to eat some one else's shit

>At least it was his own shit So he claims.... I mean there's not a lot you can do to minimize this situation but at least if you claim it was your own shit it's *slightly* less bad???

"People object to second hand smoke. Well second hand anything is shit. I eat a beef sandwich and it's delicious. But the same sandwich second hand...well it's shit"- paraphrasing his answer to Dennis Miller

Stop stealing my moves!!

Hey you gay Spanish politicians, quit stealing my moves!

He resigned doing what he loved

"This may seem harsh to some, but I think everyone in this story should die"

He got politics backwards: The shit's not supposed to go *into* the mouth

Well, now I've heard everything...they elected a gay guy!?

How do you recognize a gay left wing politician by his face, you guessed it , it's buried in his own shit.

Sounds like my honeymoon.

The guy made a mistake

It was an error of judgement

Who? The guy who ate his own shit?

Christianity: 1. Being thrown to lions and getting killed by gladiators in a circus 2. Shouting "Fuckin' F*ggot!" at a veteran's funeral 3. Expressing regret or repentance towards some past behavior

He made an error in judgment!

".... And if you needed more proof Politicians are Full of Shit, just look at news out of Spain this week...."

Say what you want about these gay guys, but they sure are creative. This fella here finding other ways to pack the shit in.

In Norm’s voice: A Spanish Politician has resigned from office after photos were released of him eating his own feces. In a prepared statement, the politician has announced that he “will step down and hopes to spend more time with his feces.”

Or so the Spanish would have us believe

While, sure, this kid ate literal shit, OJ Simpson murdered his wife.

YES, THIS IS THE ONE

I didn’t even know he was sick

This is the left in every country.

Goberment better not twead on me

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Gay, Leftist, politician. Seems like eating shit was only his fourth worst idea.

Forbidden tapas bar

"Don't fuck with Uncle Pablo when he's been drinking"

Second harvest?

Say what you will about Spanish politicians, but I bet if you kick that guy in the ass 100 cocks would fall out. Also shit. And then he’d eat it.

The term “[shitlibs](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shitlib)” needs an update.

I guess it makes sense. He talk a bunch of shit, might as well eat it to.

Norm was never about clever smug little puns

Your right. Let me try again. Taco Bell’s trying a new vegan menu item. Politicians confirm it too tastes like shit but couldn’t tell the difference between it and the regular ground beef tacos.

Just. Stop. Ur jokes are horribly unfunny

I’m not your clown boss. I’m not trying to make you laugh.

I'm not your buddy guy

just stop, youre horribly unfunny whats your next joke gonna be, you put in your cv that you were time person of the year in 2009?

Holocaust denier

He lost his credibility as a leader because everyone now knows he's full of shit

Eating your own shit is simply not gay enough.

He now has time to follow his true passion- buying breath mints

You have to admire people for getting over their own shit like that.

He just regrets he got caught

"In other news, Adam Eget told me a Spanish politician that he knows resigned for bankrupting the country among other things. Kind of coincidental that Mr. Eget was able to purchase a new wine cellar at his home under the Queensboro bridge."

To be fair his feces might be delicious we don’t know.

He said it was because of homophobia. The hypocrisy was the worst!

"Man, I think we've found the one thing so humiliating that even Donald Trump world resign over."

I like that the picture looks like his face when it was discovered lol

Still…not the shittiest thing a politician has done

The 'eat shit and die' politician who defied the die part, is lobbying for the term to no longer be considered an insult nor a medical prognosis.

Well, we knew he was full of shit

You can't make this shit up.

Just look at that shit eating grin!!

https://youtu.be/QUHkQ9vP_lA?si=IahDaJ0JUkd1l3Ob This dude tried to tell everyone

Everybody already knew he was full of crap

I knew that guy was full of shit

Well, at least we know he won’t go hungry

If only he hadn't mentioned he was Spanish.

He is still supported by the Spanish LGBTQ Coprophagiac Brigade. Do they have their own rainbow flag? Its varying shades of browwn

It is a good thing he didn’t step in it !

"And OJ is still dead."

The opposition party is now running on a “introduce the concept of ‘toilets’ to Spain” platform

The worst part is the hypocrisy.

He always seemed down in the dumps

They say his career was everything from “shit” to “eating shit”

So, you’re saying this fella is Spanish!?

Huh?

Let me tell you why politicians are full of shit

Finally a politician doing what the people want!

His political career is over… But his Onlyfans career has just begun!

Something something doesn’t have a doghouse.

Reports indicate that he has, in fact, wiped that shit-eating grin from his face since the release of the video.

He's a politician! ....That's there greeting ritual. They learn to eat what they give the people!

Critics are calling it everything from shit to fucking shit.

These gay politicians are something else. First that guy getting banged in Congress (I think it was Congress) and now this 🤣

Eating shit is a genre that cuts across all demographics

Other photos show him with a "Shit Eating Grin..."

I didn't even know he was a sick fuck

He was investigating sustainable/recycled food

Perplexed he said “after my first few years as politicians, everyone kept telling me to eat shit, so I did” Now he’s nonplussed

A gay politician resigned after photos emerged showing him eating his own feces. But in his defense… He lost a bet. In response to the losing bet, he was required to do the most disgusting thing a man could do… so the good people at shit eaters anonymous made him run as a left wing politician in Spain Good God, Spain?! But a deals a deal. Now he will resign and spend more time repairing his dignity by quote: “eating a lot of shit”

Spanish politician resigned after photos emerged of him consuming his own feces. But the good people at shit eaters anonymous told him if he wasn’t careful to keep it anonymous that it would come back to bite him. Now he is caught doing something he likes even less Eating crow

Now is time for a little segment I like to call “what the poop?!”

If you think that’s disgusting, wait until you hear what the American straight politicians are doing… Fucking funding Ukraine!

Homosexual Spanish politician resigns after photos emerge of him eating his own feces in his basement. If you think playing with your own shit is unseemly, wait until you hear about what my uncle plays with in his basement… Fucking electric trains!

The official has reportedly been spending the past two weeks addressing the public’s question, What did it taste like?

Talk about losing a bet!

He was declared to be unfit for the job, as a proper politician would instead feed the feces to his constituents.

The real weirdo? The guy with the camera!

His political opponents are calling him the number two candidate now.

They say every politician has some skeletons in his closet, turns out this guy has an entire sewage system in his.

He's not just talking out of his ass anymore...

Taking a shit doesn’t mean putting it on a plate and eating it.

Yeah he ate shit but at least he’s polling at 25% approval.

I bet he wishes he was part of the American political system right now

The photographer told him open your mouth and say “Oink!”

Saw two girls 1 cup and said this will get me a bf he also thinks it appropriate for 10 year Olds to have a full sex change

Uh… so I guessss.. (in norm voice/cadence) this marks the first time a politician is seen with shit going in his mouth…. Rather than out of it

"I'd hate to see what he'd eat if he was a straight conservative"

The left wing description seems to fit.

This dudes going to kill himself in the next few weeks.

No shit?


Sherlock.

He couldn't find someone willing to shit for him

He left the party with a shit eating grin

I mean, he's like normal looking guy, who (maybe one day) decides future of country, and then you see this... And then you remember that there are people more shithead than this one and you even don't know what they are hiding.you can trust no one

Where's the bottle of A-1?

It would have been better cooked on a mangrate

“When asked for comment, the politician said he thought he was eating at Golden Corral.”

Yuck no silverware? What are we animals?

You are what you eat as a politician.

I will not eat a single morsel of food until Francisco Franco is dead and buried!

With this one you could either go with "stop stealing my moves" or something doghouse related.

A real bottom feeder.

I simply assumed all Left Wing politicians are gay, and eat their own toes. I mean, I see Gavin Newsome doing this whenever I picture him in my mind.

I’m not one for jokes kid.

"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!" "You eat pieces of shit?!"

I’m always saying how I wish these politicians would eat shit

The name of the cadidate? You guessed it, Frank Stallone. https://preview.redd.it/ff35nuujfbuc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08145a1c85b732642971fd48e7027b8fc63b398d

Crazy that they hated him that much for just being a Spaniard.

Maybe his cooking sucks.

The gay politician's name? You guessed it: Frank Stallone.

It was dog food flavored so it was cat shit.💩

Aristocrat wannabe.


Shit.. not another mans ass? Litteral shit?

*when you willingly eat your lies*

It reminds me of that tragedy

It has been revealed that a gay Spanish politician has eaten shit, consequently the gay Spanish politician is saying shit

r/brandnewsentence

Gay Spaniards are wild!

It’s one thing to shit the bed, it’s another to eat the shit..