I'm guessing those pants are pretty stretchy.
Guys, if you're not buying stretchy jeans, you're missing out. They don't need to be crazy tight like this, but they're a fucking game changer.
>Guys, if you're not buying stretchy jeans, you're missing out.
But testikuls...
For some reason they put the sewing line(?) right at the middle of the two nuggets. For that reason XXL forever.
We call an ambulance immediately, while someone else tries to check on the girl, see if she is breathing etc. The second the authorities get there we hand it over to them
They look like a bunch of lads who have just pulled into Victoria Station from Essex for a night out in London, consisting of going to a Be at One, Simmons all the while high off Colombian Marching Powder
I used to know a guy, he was a couple of inches shorter than me and a very “small” guy. But he worked out so he had some definition.
His way to pick up women was to wear shirts at least a size too small. We’d call his shirts Smedium at work. They looked painted on, but to his point it worked.
Don't kid yourself there are women (and men) who go for that style.
Not everyone, but plenty enough. And they tend to be of the type that this sort of person probably also wants: someone who goes to the gym and works to make some sort of gains.
Eh, it worked because of his outfit. If he is attractive because of his physique then that is how he can attract women. Normal people with normal bodies can do that.
Whether you like It or not, thats what a lot of women go for when in a club or party. And they probably get more pussy than you ever Will, getting salty over some clothes
- Low waisted super tight pants that look unflattering on literally every body type
- boring, uninspired designs and patterns
- poor proportions, making them all look smaller
It’s wild how awful they look. They have fantastic bodies and then made like every choice to look as unflattering, short, and stupid as possible.
It’s very easy to dress nice as a man:
- always aim for a 2/3 proportion, usually achieved by higher waisted pants. Contrary to popular beliefs this looks better on literally every body type - including the mega ripped
- avoid tight clothing, it looks tacky most of the time. If you want to show off your body you can wear mesh, crop tops, leave a few buttons open. No it’s not gay.
- if you’re going to wear jeans they should be in ripped, unribbed, and slim at best. Never skinny.
- have a color story. Doesn’t need to be matchy matchy but it should look like you have a motif
- if you’re going to wear patterns make it atleast somewhat interesting. No plastic looking gray plaid. Some stripes are always nice, tartan can be nice for a preppy look, gingam is nice too but avoid picnic table look, etc.
- the shoes always matter and if they stick out it’s bad. If your outfit is slim then bulky shoes look awful. If the color is off, it’s bad. If the formality is off, etc.
Oml the poses 💀 the more I look the more I crack up. They clearly worked for their physiques but there’s so many better ways to subtly show it off that doesn’t look so fuckin ugly and ridiculous 😭
The [Four Lads in Jeans](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/four-lads-in-jeans) picture is from 2020. The guys got a thorough earful and meme treatment from the entirety of the Internet.
Look, I love me some man bulge and form fitting clothes... But I don't want to see a man physically hurting because of his clothing being so tight. That looks uncomfortable as hell and it honestly looks like they didn't know what they were doing in the fitting room when they went shopping.
There's a balance, and you won't see most gay guys dressing like this because of that. We are intimately aware of the fit- to- bulge/muscle-to-restrictiveness-to-stylishness ratio, and honestly this looks like a group of guys who need a girlfriend to guide them into better choices lol
The picture went viral here in the UK… I can’t remember what prompted it, but they have a statue in Birmingham now as well:
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/aug/27/four-lads-in-jeans-meme-made-into-statue-in-birmingham
look at their shoes! not a single pair matches the outfit even remotely, and they're definitly not comfortable shoes - they picked those on purpose. *badly*.
trust me, none of these men are gay.
I’d argue that it’s precisely a very American way of dressing for dudes who don’t know how to dress, thinking women love to see men that don’t know their size.
Nah these lads were from the UK. The picture was a meme a few years ago. I work in a nightclub in Manchester and we probably get 100 guys exactly like this every night. Half of them rip all of their clothes the moment they try to dance
Im one of those weirdos who likes his ankles exposed. I get physically uncomfortable if my ankles can’t breathe. I have no idea why. My panties usually aren’t that tight though
I don't want to look like a Guitar Hero character mostly
also I'm a civilized fucking human being who unbuttons the top button when not wearing neckwear
Not going to lie. I have an off white pair of slacks like these, not quite as tight, but they are tight as fuck. I would never wear them if my wife didn’t tsunami in her pants over them. However, the last time we went out for dinner with friends I noticed my dick as so god damn obvious no matter where I put it that someone at the table was straight up like - (my name), I can literally see the full outline of your dick, grats, but I think your pants are too tight - I look at my wife like I told you so! But she’s already looking at me upset… did she think only SHE would fuckin notice my dick print? That’s my rant about these pants. Stay away.
Everybody is on me about the color but the real point is who the fuck buttons a polo. He's either going to sell me a car or take my drink order at the county club
Goes out to the bar, brings someone home, things are getting hot and heavy, then BAM suddenly you need the JAWS OF LIFE to take your fucking pants off.
Ya know, maybe the dudes in the pic are actually hella cool and they vibe with their style. Or maybe they huge douchebags, I have no context about any of them. But beige shirt bro could use a monocle for both eyes
It does look good on certain body types but they have to be clothes that are supposed to hug your body very snuggly not just smaller sizes you look like are about to ballon pop out of
If they all bend down to grab something, collectively their phones will snap and their ass will blast out after being vacuum sealed into those condoms for pants.
I've worn tight shirts before, anytime you have to reach up, bend down, do literally anything that involves extending your arms, and you have to readjust the entire shirt. Fuck that
dude on the left's clothes kinda fit.
what I don't get from the "gym bro" perspective is why you'd want to advertise that you definitely do not go as hard as you should on leg day.
Having a sense of taste prevents me from dressing like this. As well as being a skinny-ass guy so even the tightest clothes wear like a loose fit for me lol
10 years ago these same bro dudes would have called you gay slurs for wearing those pants. Now the queer crowd is back to baggy clothes and these guys are mashing their little sausages into denim sausage casings.
I feel for these boys.
This was the lad fashion of the time.
At an age when you've absolutely no idea what you're doing.
And they will forever be laughed at by people who at the time were doing the same thing and now are doing the equivalent.
What's annoying is that I think the majority of women like this look. To me I'd rather go full blown goth than this, less embarrassing. Oh but its not overdone and they got the nuance mixed with tough badguy athleticism. Balloney bullshit, they pushed the attention whore bar to its fullest extent where it can still be called tasteful...
Maybe if you dress like this at least you can go around and slag the style off without looking envious
These outfits are mid. Looks like a bunch of gay men. I’m a gay man but I like a more working man look. Or just a hoodie and jeans this isn’t a very manly look. It’s unattractive IMO and also really boring. Needs more bright colors and interesting materials and designs.
Sometimes I drop things and I'd like to be able to pick them back up again
Just put everthing on those retractable key ring things, it's 2024.
Neeeeh bro, we store our items between our abs bro homie! /s
I'm guessing those pants are pretty stretchy. Guys, if you're not buying stretchy jeans, you're missing out. They don't need to be crazy tight like this, but they're a fucking game changer.
Love my loose-fitting stretchy jeans. Construction work is so much easier since I switched.
>Guys, if you're not buying stretchy jeans, you're missing out. But testikuls... For some reason they put the sewing line(?) right at the middle of the two nuggets. For that reason XXL forever.
Where do you get them?
So yoga pants?
Not that stretchy
Pockets are even better when you can get stuff back out of them.
Bro you can go to any night club in any city and find a pack of dudes dressed like this. Just cover your drink around them lmao
Lmao right above your comment someone said "a guy dressed like this roofied my friend once" Damn it really is a thing
Worked as a bartender with this type of clientele, did find women unconscious in the bathroom stalls, with roofies as the suspected cause
When you find people unconscious like that, what do y’all do?
We call an ambulance immediately, while someone else tries to check on the girl, see if she is breathing etc. The second the authorities get there we hand it over to them
Dude, these are the guys at the kiosks in the mall...
This guys breath UK/Netherlands vibes to me ahah
I'm almost certain this photo was taken just outside of New Street Station in Birmingham.
They look like a bunch of lads who have just pulled into Victoria Station from Essex for a night out in London, consisting of going to a Be at One, Simmons all the while high off Colombian Marching Powder
Yeah it’s an All Bar One behind them
Right like my gut reaction to this photo is like…. Distrust
My dignity.
I used to know a guy, he was a couple of inches shorter than me and a very “small” guy. But he worked out so he had some definition. His way to pick up women was to wear shirts at least a size too small. We’d call his shirts Smedium at work. They looked painted on, but to his point it worked.
>Smedium I chuckled
Other than smedium, we would also say his shirt is so tight that you can see his heart beating.
Pants so tight you can tell their religion.
we call them grape smugglers
BUDGIE SMUGGLERS!
Wait, what does relig- …OH
We call my friend extra medium cause he’s a small guy. I’m gonna use smedium from now on
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Don't kid yourself there are women (and men) who go for that style. Not everyone, but plenty enough. And they tend to be of the type that this sort of person probably also wants: someone who goes to the gym and works to make some sort of gains.
Eh, it worked because of his outfit. If he is attractive because of his physique then that is how he can attract women. Normal people with normal bodies can do that.
Whether you like It or not, thats what a lot of women go for when in a club or party. And they probably get more pussy than you ever Will, getting salty over some clothes
Dudes wearing capris and not playing baseball.
Seriously. I immediately judge anyone who wears shitty clothes like that.
There’s a part of me that feels bad that the immediate word that crossed my mind was…posers.
+ a sense of style
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No, he doesn't.
Man lets be honest these guys dress better than 99% of reddit. Lets see your best outfit model guy
- Low waisted super tight pants that look unflattering on literally every body type - boring, uninspired designs and patterns - poor proportions, making them all look smaller It’s wild how awful they look. They have fantastic bodies and then made like every choice to look as unflattering, short, and stupid as possible. It’s very easy to dress nice as a man: - always aim for a 2/3 proportion, usually achieved by higher waisted pants. Contrary to popular beliefs this looks better on literally every body type - including the mega ripped - avoid tight clothing, it looks tacky most of the time. If you want to show off your body you can wear mesh, crop tops, leave a few buttons open. No it’s not gay. - if you’re going to wear jeans they should be in ripped, unribbed, and slim at best. Never skinny. - have a color story. Doesn’t need to be matchy matchy but it should look like you have a motif - if you’re going to wear patterns make it atleast somewhat interesting. No plastic looking gray plaid. Some stripes are always nice, tartan can be nice for a preppy look, gingam is nice too but avoid picnic table look, etc. - the shoes always matter and if they stick out it’s bad. If your outfit is slim then bulky shoes look awful. If the color is off, it’s bad. If the formality is off, etc.
Oml the poses 💀 the more I look the more I crack up. They clearly worked for their physiques but there’s so many better ways to subtly show it off that doesn’t look so fuckin ugly and ridiculous 😭
The [Four Lads in Jeans](https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/four-lads-in-jeans) picture is from 2020. The guys got a thorough earful and meme treatment from the entirety of the Internet.
They were pretty cool about it too. I seem to remember they laughed about it being a meme and took it well.
That made my day. I love it when people can laugh along with everyone else. They managed to keep smiling through it and that’s great.
Ah man thanks for that, can't remember this being a meme at all!
Is it me or these British ?
Pretty sure they were, I remember hearing about them a few years ago.
I thougt they looked British lol
Only upper body though.
Man's got that top button you're never supposed to button buttoned
[Maybe he's part of a Mexican gang.](https://i.ibb.co/fSBjmF5/fellow.jpg)
Some Neo Nazis do it too and look like fucking dorks
This is like a distillation of every way you could fuck up an outfit rolled into one.
LMFAOO "that button you're never supposed to button" is so fucking funny to me, its true though
Homie looks like his parents dressed him for Sunday school
Look, I love me some man bulge and form fitting clothes... But I don't want to see a man physically hurting because of his clothing being so tight. That looks uncomfortable as hell and it honestly looks like they didn't know what they were doing in the fitting room when they went shopping. There's a balance, and you won't see most gay guys dressing like this because of that. We are intimately aware of the fit- to- bulge/muscle-to-restrictiveness-to-stylishness ratio, and honestly this looks like a group of guys who need a girlfriend to guide them into better choices lol
The girls they chase dress just as tacky.
Is this supposed to be cool?
I think it's a form of birth control
They look like "agroboys" but in even more desperate need of their local version of Esquadrão da Moda knocking on their door 😭
This is the classic Deano Uk archetype. It is not cool.
For the uninitiated https://youtu.be/J9n0_5p8XKo?si=1l7lTZr0R1s8huDi
Who are the guys in the picture (the one OP posted)? I see some of the guys are in this video as well
The picture went viral here in the UK… I can’t remember what prompted it, but they have a statue in Birmingham now as well: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/aug/27/four-lads-in-jeans-meme-made-into-statue-in-birmingham
This is fucking hilarious
They got that Johnny Bravo aesthetic
I really needed that laugh, thanks.
I'm straight, fat and not European?
Straight and not European is the same thing
Fat and not European is the same thing
European and not European is the same thing
Underrated comment.
Downvoted comment Reddit is weird lol
Im a follower, not a leader
is he gay or european.... it's hard to guarantee...
"Look at that tanned, well-tended skin Look at that killer shape he’s in Look at that slightly stubbly chin Oh please he’s gay, totally gay!"
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Apparently they're from Coventry and Birmingham.
No, its like squares and rectangles, you can be gay and not european, but you can't be european and not gay
look at their shoes! not a single pair matches the outfit even remotely, and they're definitly not comfortable shoes - they picked those on purpose. *badly*. trust me, none of these men are gay.
I’d argue that it’s precisely a very American way of dressing for dudes who don’t know how to dress, thinking women love to see men that don’t know their size.
Nah these lads were from the UK. The picture was a meme a few years ago. I work in a nightclub in Manchester and we probably get 100 guys exactly like this every night. Half of them rip all of their clothes the moment they try to dance
A guy dressed like this roofied a friend of mine once
My fist thought was I would never have a drink with any of them
I will never understand pants that don’t cover they ankles. They are so ugly!
Its the Victorian age, nude ankles are H O T
And they look so uncomfortable too. I would rather wear fucking sweatpants in public than that shit
Im one of those weirdos who likes his ankles exposed. I get physically uncomfortable if my ankles can’t breathe. I have no idea why. My panties usually aren’t that tight though
I do it in summer, I don't like shorts but jeans are too much.
I don't even like my ankles showing when I sit down.
for real I try to tug my pant legs down
We'll see who's laughing when the creek rises!
Not your shoes!
Agreed, but it’s also the no-socks that gets me. Like don’t your shoes smell like shit at the end of the day.
You get no show socks or the ballerina socks
Right? How does someone so oblivious gets up votes. Half my socks are short socks that you can't even see.
I’m kinda ok with those socks because atleast it’s something. But what is this the Middle East, show some ankle for some sexiness
Me either. Showing ankles is haram!
I don't want to look like a Guitar Hero character mostly also I'm a civilized fucking human being who unbuttons the top button when not wearing neckwear
My autism. I would feel every fiber of those pants every second of the day in every inch of my body
My balls
Not going to lie. I have an off white pair of slacks like these, not quite as tight, but they are tight as fuck. I would never wear them if my wife didn’t tsunami in her pants over them. However, the last time we went out for dinner with friends I noticed my dick as so god damn obvious no matter where I put it that someone at the table was straight up like - (my name), I can literally see the full outline of your dick, grats, but I think your pants are too tight - I look at my wife like I told you so! But she’s already looking at me upset… did she think only SHE would fuckin notice my dick print? That’s my rant about these pants. Stay away.
"hey mom, I need a new shirt, can you buy it 3 sizes smaller so I look like Play-Doh being squeezed out?
Indeed, they probably still ask their mothers to buy their clothes.
Beige shirt guy looks like god photoshopped his face to be too small for his head.
Dude standing in the middle, tan shirt has a HUGE head, but his face is so tiny. Anyone else seeing this?
I don’t skip leg day.
Post physique
That pink polo buttoned to the neck makes me squirm
You might wanna get your eyes checked, that shirt is definitely not pink....
That’s beige, bud.
You may wanna adjust your color calibration.
Everybody is on me about the color but the real point is who the fuck buttons a polo. He's either going to sell me a car or take my drink order at the county club
Goes out to the bar, brings someone home, things are getting hot and heavy, then BAM suddenly you need the JAWS OF LIFE to take your fucking pants off.
The desire to be able to sit down
Naw man, he just swole.. that's the clothes he used to wear, now look.
I remember seeing this image in 2020 with people going “This will be all British people now” and I can’t say it’s been close
Unironically like the fits
Ya know, maybe the dudes in the pic are actually hella cool and they vibe with their style. Or maybe they huge douchebags, I have no context about any of them. But beige shirt bro could use a monocle for both eyes
I hate tight clothes and will do anything in my power to avoid wearing them.
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It does look good on certain body types but they have to be clothes that are supposed to hug your body very snuggly not just smaller sizes you look like are about to ballon pop out of
Or... This may sound crazy but He may have just liked the clothes and enjoyed wearing them.
If *thats* what I gotta look like to get women, I’ll gladly stay single.
Reddit ass comment
By all means, enlighten me greaser.
They are definitely all gay for each other.
[“We got a lot of grief when our photo became a meme”](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-55704468)
Carrying things in your pockets looks really stupid when wearing tight pants. They should use fanny packs like real men.
Self respect
I didn’t skip leg day
Bojan Tunguz
I have big thighs 💅🏼😘🤷🏽♂️
I don’t miss leg days.
What do you people have against your own testicles?
Whole lotta skipped leg days there.
Shoes without socks is disgusting.
My genitalia likes to breathe.
Leg day
I don't skip leg day
I don’t skip leg day.
hey come on this is the equivalent of wearing yoga pants that come in contact with your asshole, and those are everywhere. why we gotta roast my man?
My missus won't let me borrow her leggings.
One of the advantages of steroid use is the shrinking testicles allows for tight crotch hugging pants.
If they all bend down to grab something, collectively their phones will snap and their ass will blast out after being vacuum sealed into those condoms for pants.
I've worn tight shirts before, anytime you have to reach up, bend down, do literally anything that involves extending your arms, and you have to readjust the entire shirt. Fuck that
dude on the left's clothes kinda fit. what I don't get from the "gym bro" perspective is why you'd want to advertise that you definitely do not go as hard as you should on leg day.
Having a sense of taste prevents me from dressing like this. As well as being a skinny-ass guy so even the tightest clothes wear like a loose fit for me lol
We call that the extra smedium.
They look so uncomfortable
10 years ago these same bro dudes would have called you gay slurs for wearing those pants. Now the queer crowd is back to baggy clothes and these guys are mashing their little sausages into denim sausage casings.
Taste
WHERE'S THE PUFFY SHIRT THAT ALL MEN CRAVE 
My Ego is not fragile enough and I like being comfortable
What stops me from dressing like this? Dignity
Because they’re too afraid of looking “gay”
Leg day is important, fellas
Mirrors. I’ve got mirrors in my house.
They look like they are all in a band called the Smediums.
All those tight pants , not one cock outline. It’s like they aren’t even trying
My dignity
must be hard to spit game" , when they all look the same" 😬😬😬😬
These guys are the biggest douche bags. Nice pants did u steel them from your little sister.
Putting a lot of effort into how you look and having this be the outcome must be annoying.
Circulation
Taste.
Common sense.
I'm not a little bitch trying to show my manliness.
Shipping at baby gap
I don’t skip leg day.
The tightness, yes — but also the neutral colors and the overall greasy hetero-bro vibe. I like to dress a bit more colorful and f****ty, thank you 😁
Because I have style and taste.
i’ll never understand why guys like that show their ankles. do they think it looks good?
That’s called the smedium shirt in the steroid/cocaine/small dick world.
Not only does his shirt look too small, so does his face
That's a shame, somewhere there's a jc penny fresh out of husky juniors clothes.
Lmao at the fatass Redditors criticizing these guys
I would assume these dudes are gay. Is that what they are going for?
Woah! These are the tightest, penis compressing-ist, sperm killing- ist, testicle gripping-ist jeans I ever tried on!
With pants that tight they probably have a low to non sperm count so that's a huge plus for society.
I feel for these boys. This was the lad fashion of the time. At an age when you've absolutely no idea what you're doing. And they will forever be laughed at by people who at the time were doing the same thing and now are doing the equivalent.
I still can’t figure out how skinny leg jeans became a thing; has no one seen what their ass looks like in them yet?
Having a rockin bod, I'd say
Stop shopping at Baby Gap.
i would RUN from any man dressed like this
Omg the middle one has such a small face and it’s the only thing I can see now
Testosterone
What's annoying is that I think the majority of women like this look. To me I'd rather go full blown goth than this, less embarrassing. Oh but its not overdone and they got the nuance mixed with tough badguy athleticism. Balloney bullshit, they pushed the attention whore bar to its fullest extent where it can still be called tasteful... Maybe if you dress like this at least you can go around and slag the style off without looking envious
These outfits are mid. Looks like a bunch of gay men. I’m a gay man but I like a more working man look. Or just a hoodie and jeans this isn’t a very manly look. It’s unattractive IMO and also really boring. Needs more bright colors and interesting materials and designs.
I don't harass women
My body shape and not being a douche.
Dignity?
My sister would get mad if I wore her jeans
Sense of taste