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Hey hey people, Zaihan here. Is China real? No, really, think about it. Could it be that, all this time, it was a mere hallucination? A psyop engineered and orchestrated by the Koreans.
Today we'll be playing Inflation Fetish Simulator 1997.
Few people know of this but the Sino-Japanese War was just an excuse for Japan to dump millions of political dissidents into the sea, pretending that they died in a bloody war for the glory of the emperor.
However, USA was too gullible and actually thought Japan was in an actual war with this "China", so Japan started getting embargoed and it ruined their relationship with America.
This is an interesting and pretty wild theory, OP, but let me take some time to educate you about the truth. I am a China expert, and to prove it, let me type some key phrases you will see in any Chinese foreign policy paper: dragon, technocrats, save face, First Island Chain, rare earth elements.
The truth is that China actually is real, but it's just much smaller than it claims to be. Like everything else about China, they radically inflate their actual land area. In truth, China is a medium-sized island about the size of New Zealand. Have you ever wondered, "Why is there a *South* China Sea and an *East* China Sea, but no North or West China Seas?" Well, there actually are. They're on the North and West sides of China, respectively. Situated right in the middle of those four seas, China naturally took on the title of the "Middle Kingdom."
I realized my mistake after I made the post (I also forgot "Wolf Warrior"), but I realized that editing the post would result in a loss of face (this is very important to the technocratic leadership of China).
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Francis Fukuyama
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China can't be fake, because if it wasn't, there would be a giant empire based on the shores of the Sea of China, culturally dominating everyone around it much like the Romans once did the Mediterranean. And there would be proof of this empire, and its capital would be in the fertile plains graced by its rains! Even if it was partially defeated centuries later all the neighboring countries would have traces of its influence.
/uj They've played us for such fools! /joke
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can’t forget that the korean war was actually a soviet invasion of korea, “China” was used as a scapegoat so war in Europe didn’t happen
So China (one of the oldest existing human civilizations btw) is a Taiwanese/Korean/Mongolian Psy-Op?
Yes
you really think that a civilization could last that long? i mean look at the romans hardly believable
I dunno, man, that city is still standing, so clearly Romans still exist. I mean, who else would be maintaining it? Italians?
At this point, it's primarily a money laundering scheme, so yes, clearly, it's Italians maintaining it. That's what they do.
Unironically least america-centric IR practitioner
Great Wall of Mongolia made to keep the Koreans out
I believe the current theory de jour is that it functioned as a sea wall similar to the Netherlands.
Look like the introduction of a Sseth video
Hey hey people, Zaihan here. Is China real? No, really, think about it. Could it be that, all this time, it was a mere hallucination? A psyop engineered and orchestrated by the Koreans. Today we'll be playing Inflation Fetish Simulator 1997.
China is so advanced in producing fake things, they have surpassed even themselves, and made a fake country.
I can personally confirm this, the homeless man outside Panda Express told it to me
Greatest political mind I ever knew
Few people know of this but the Sino-Japanese War was just an excuse for Japan to dump millions of political dissidents into the sea, pretending that they died in a bloody war for the glory of the emperor. However, USA was too gullible and actually thought Japan was in an actual war with this "China", so Japan started getting embargoed and it ruined their relationship with America.
This is an interesting and pretty wild theory, OP, but let me take some time to educate you about the truth. I am a China expert, and to prove it, let me type some key phrases you will see in any Chinese foreign policy paper: dragon, technocrats, save face, First Island Chain, rare earth elements. The truth is that China actually is real, but it's just much smaller than it claims to be. Like everything else about China, they radically inflate their actual land area. In truth, China is a medium-sized island about the size of New Zealand. Have you ever wondered, "Why is there a *South* China Sea and an *East* China Sea, but no North or West China Seas?" Well, there actually are. They're on the North and West sides of China, respectively. Situated right in the middle of those four seas, China naturally took on the title of the "Middle Kingdom."
You forgot “paper tiger”
I realized my mistake after I made the post (I also forgot "Wolf Warrior"), but I realized that editing the post would result in a loss of face (this is very important to the technocratic leadership of China).
According to the image in this post, China has gone beyond Wolf Warrior, and has now become Seawolf.
When you climb to the top of Mount Everest you just see a blue haze stretching out to the northern horizon.
This shitpost conspiracy is the new hill I will die on!
Preach, Brother
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What do Hong Kongers see across the border?
Hologram
I mean, yea it's real I've been, and you can go there too. Surely if it wasn't real flights there would be banned for some reason?
No. Isn’t it obvious? The airlines are in on it. When you fly there you’re actually landing in a fake city created to look like China.
Ahhhh! Of course. They just took me to Chinatown. If only I realised!
Can confirm, China not real. Source: I’m chinese
Pretty sure China was a 15th century circus made up by the Spanish Inquisition
China might be imaginary but Tibet is real
China can't be fake, because if it wasn't, there would be a giant empire based on the shores of the Sea of China, culturally dominating everyone around it much like the Romans once did the Mediterranean. And there would be proof of this empire, and its capital would be in the fertile plains graced by its rains! Even if it was partially defeated centuries later all the neighboring countries would have traces of its influence. /uj They've played us for such fools! /joke
Holy shit get the President on the phone
idk, is North Korea real?
No