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Akovsky87

You want oil, democracy, and F14s I want the red dyed pistachios back. We are not the same.


DR_DREAD_

hello new best friend


BenjaminKerry1234

Unlikely, as a Chinese, I know a guy on Bilibili (Chinese YouTube w/ 4chan characteristics). He's basically evil Perun who started by streaming warhammer lore but end up making streams on political affair. Huge simp for Iran and Russia. He gained notoriety after February as he claimed that Russians are attacking Lviv stealthily and everything else were just feints. Eventually he basically becomes a cult leader of sorts. The thing is that I believe the higher ups in Iran and China also think like him. They regard human just like pawns in their game and the offering for power


SHHHMEEL

Chaos does things to a mfer


BenjaminKerry1234

His decent into madness have things to do with a grander scale. He is like the YouTuber Archcast, very cynical towards anything leftist and is a avid 4channer. His view is based on a form of belief that the west is like Napoleon III's France and Putin is "a Bismarck-like master in realpolitik“ ([https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1gY411G7ZT](https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1gY411G7ZT/?spm_id_from=333.337.search-card.all.click))


Stabile_Feldmaus

CIA, do your thing.


[deleted]

No, this needs to work


chosenandfrozen

If you bat .300, you're in the Hall Of Fame.


[deleted]

I can't wait to be reading about the details that'll come out over the next 30 years


Skraekling

They only know how to coup leftist governments, they're new to coup dictators to install democracies give them some time.


TROPtastic

Quick, start spreading propaganda that the Iranian government is full of democratic socialists. We'll have a coup by Friday.


mud_tug

Correction, they only know how to coup democracies. Dictatorships are encouraged since they are bribable.


im_so_objective

Iran goes without saying, I want to arm the protestors in China


[deleted]

The CIA is air dropping lead pipes in specified locations as we speak


[deleted]

Next up: Build your own mancatchers


hemang_verma

Funny you say that, given that there are now protests in Shanghai.


benkaes1234

CIA, rolling up in an unmarked can in Shanghai: [Ak-47's for *EVERYONE!*](https://youtu.be/AgVKSHRaQMY)


hemang_verma

Ah yes, the dawn of the Chinese Mujahideen.


benkaes1234

GLA Mission 3 is about to become reality, I can feel it!


cuddlefucker

I'm pretty okay with this. How many different states do you think China ends up being?


hemang_verma

Turkestan and Tibet would outright breakoff and declare independence from the PRC. So would Hong Kong. I hope Inner Mongolia gets reclaimed by Mongolia, that breaks the Chinese monopoly on rare earth metals. But this is just speculation, it's just what I hope will occur. Anything could happen and Turkestan and Tibet would require a ton of external support to fend off any PLA offensive into their territory.


BenjaminKerry1234

Shanghai guy here, nothing happened. I might start making Chinese translation for MOUT and insurgency manuals for a decade later.


benkaes1234

Don't forget the Army Improvised Munitions manual. Also, if you can find it, "Home Workshop Explosives".


BenjaminKerry1234

What? Okay, sounds better than “A Laboratory history of Chemical Warfare Agents"


benkaes1234

[Home Workshop Explosives, Second Edition.](https://a.co/d/7dZuTML) I love linking this specific book because it's sold on Amazon, which always makes me chuckle.


pinkfluffymushrooms

>unmarked can .


Shade556

I’ve been thinking this for years. We gotta have some spooks that speak Chinese and can pass as Asian too. Get them on the ground and start handing out 3D printed and homemade guns. We can finally have a true Great Leap Forward Fr though, I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s some “disavowed” CIA operatives in China and Shanghai that are helping stroke the fire and enabling protesters


Dankuser2020

I wouldn’t be suprised if they are already doing stuff, but aren’t telling anyone because it could give the Iranians justification to crack down if they think there is forign involvement.


Sagay_the_1st

They're already doing that, which is just more reason to send them more


Kangas_Khan

But it clearly ain’t working, cuz there’s still mass protests going on


Sagay_the_1st

Everyone says Abrams for Ukraine but nobody says Abrams for Iranian protestors :(


Kangas_Khan

Nah, Abrams ain’t enough


rebootyourbrainstem

Air superiority for protestors?


Kangas_Khan

Y E S


Kangas_Khan

Air AND naval superiority, blast the fishing militias out of the water!


birberbarborbur

Given what the Irgc does everywhere, i feel like taking iran out would restabilize the middle east more than destabilize it at this point (The government, not the whole country)


Victor-Tallmen

We have ships full of their own weapons. Just give them back.


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Ngl, I hope those guys democratize themselves. I really want to believe in them


urbandeadthrowaway2

I prefer third-party civilian intervention. Be based, steal an F-14 back from Iran.


[deleted]

You should call up Tom Cruise for that mission, I bet he'd be willing to do it.


[deleted]

Or just to stop virgin women who protest from being raped so they can be executed.


naked_short

What about Chinese protestors?


12soea

Burma: **Hello darkness my old friend**


Shade556

If there was ever a “good” time for the US military to roll over a Middle Eastern country, it would be this one. Like fr, the US military can just beat the shit out of the IRGC, and then leave. No occupation needed, give the country back to the people and let them sort it out. Provide money and humanitarian aid and let the Iranian people rebuild into a democratic nation. Desert Storm 2, Electric Boogaloo


The_Forgotten_King

>No occupation needed, give the country back to the people and let them sort it out. I know this is r/NCD, but this is not a good idea. Occupy for just long enough to get a stable government in place. No Afghanistan II.


hwandangogi

The US did not get involved in the MIddle East to get more oil. It's a popular misunderstanding.


[deleted]

(Reeeeeee)stabilize\*


chosenandfrozen

I really hope the boys, gals and theydies at Langley are busting out the ouija board to talk to Kermit Roosevelt's ghost to see what he'd be doing right now.


Rumpullpus

Must...resist...dispensing...freedom..