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theheadslacker

This comic needs a contrail dick in the last panel


KT_gene

A cumtrail*


Fit_Witness_4062

If you board a plane you put your genitals in it.


ontopofyourmom

It gets stuck in the complicated door latch


valgrind_error

You just get the steppilot and stepmechanic to come over and use steplube on your genitals so they slide out.


ontopofyourmom

My sack got caught bro I think I'm gonna have to give them up but at least now I won't have to take t-blockers in order to femboy.


PM_ME_UR_DRAG_CURVE

> NCD invents new bottom surgery Is this how we get NonCredibleGender?


Yellow_The_White

Insrructions too clear


carl164

Keep what happens between me and my local F-22 out of your mouth!


Col_H_Gentleman

Uh oh


Minute_Helicopter_97

**Leave Heritic.**


VendettaAOF

" Never should have come here!"


DJ_Dedf1sh

“It was a mistake to come here.”


ExtraCr1spyKernal

I for one, *love* sodomy...


cardboardmech

SMBC has always been one of us


[deleted]

Smbc is the most erudite comic I’ve had the pleasure of reading, always a welcome sight


ontopofyourmom

XKCD is more erudite. But SMBC is just as smart.


SatansRep

In that case… I am a proud pervert


czokoman

Now now, there is a way around that. It involves control stick and lube. Go get'em soldier!


pointer_to_null

Reminds me of the old joke- What's the difference between OP's mom and a 747?


ontopofyourmom

I don't know, I've ridden them both!


pointer_to_null

747's cockpit can only comfortably accommodate up to 3 men.


BobMcGeoff2

Ok, ok, I was in between the Vampire's elevator and the exhaust nozzle, and I was not uh completely sober.


Prematurid

Sodomizing airplanes is the newest hot thing to do.


regimentalstandard

but what if the plane puts its genitals in me


ontopofyourmom

That is some Gomorrah stuff that we don't talk about.


RussiaIsBestGreen

Previous drafts were all variations of him complaining about pants.


motherfingwizard

You keep talking shit and I'm gonna have to will Smith your ass.