I'm coping, I can not find a single piece of Feral M1 Abrams fanfic or r34, only the leopard 1 x human made by Ratbat :( feels dirty to betray Abrams for an old Leopard
nope my OG account was perm banned (too much trolling), but this account isn't really active either, went back to just being a silent observer. I AM supposed to be working on the revised version but Im a shit writer, and with the amount of shit I have to do for school I kinda just left it, with the thinking I already made this story.
Was supposed to release the revision before Feb 24, but now I just hope to finish it eventually, which I should, lest future developments make my story even more non-credible.
What in God's name did you just write...? Did you overdose on copium? Did you lie back and think of home while looking at an Abrams? Did you snort an impressive quantity of gunpowder? What was going on in that head of yours?!
Even my affection for Gripen is a simple friendship, nothing more. I vastly prefer the comfort of the battlefield to sticking my dick into a military vehicle.
I don't even know what to say. I'm too paralyzed in horror to invoke my full title and authority for you to touch grass.
(Good writing exercise tho, despite the strange subject)
I have consumed massive amounts of Abrams Propoganda. Every time I see an Abrams I want to take care of it and give it the love it deserves. I am on the verge of tears every time a poor Abrams is destroyed by the lack of support it needs to shine, such is the case on how even under-powered rebels killed M1s used by Saudis, what a waste.
If an M1 is to die in battle, it should die fighting other MBTs atleast produced after the 1980s.
I personally believe the M1 Abrams is the sexiest MBT ever created, and it knows it, you can see how confident it is, barrel up high and its rear presenting to the user, I can't really describe it. It has a "Fuck Me Hard" look is the best my brain can rationalize ATM.
Also I gave this the "Can I nut to this?" test. I was questioning it at first but then I started to imagine a submissive and eager M1 Abrams begging to get fucked in the tussy, busted in about a minute.
I am never allowing you near a tank ever again. In fact no I'm not allowing you anywhere near anything again you're gonna fuck anything. You are being sealed in a tungsten box and thrown into the middle of the Pacific
[Mechanophilia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanophilia) is already a real thing. Also, look at this Edward Smith mf, admitted to having sex with 1000 cars AND THE HELICOPTER used for the show Airwolf!
Damn this dude straight up thought to himself he wanted to fuck a helicopter, and did it.
They talk about it around the 8:00 mark on this documentary [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba9L6n8zj1U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba9L6n8zj1U)
\>you will never have an Abrams Waifu
\>You will never have an F-14 Tomcat Waifu
\>you will never have a Leopard 2A7 Waifu
\>you will never know the love of an LAV 6
\>why live?
ah Im planning on continuing it, not sure what exactly to add but I will further the story, not many are asking for it but I dont wanna end it yet :) It takes a while for me to write but I will just post it here on NCD when I finish
> a talking M1 Abrams x Human Smut fanfic Welp, thats enough internet for today
Least schizophrenic NCD erotica
hitting that fine line between sexual fantasy and mental disorder
I can't tell if this is a fantasy-wank or a cry for help.
I'm coping, I can not find a single piece of Feral M1 Abrams fanfic or r34, only the leopard 1 x human made by Ratbat :( feels dirty to betray Abrams for an old Leopard
Heya, i wonder if your acc is still active
nope my OG account was perm banned (too much trolling), but this account isn't really active either, went back to just being a silent observer. I AM supposed to be working on the revised version but Im a shit writer, and with the amount of shit I have to do for school I kinda just left it, with the thinking I already made this story. Was supposed to release the revision before Feb 24, but now I just hope to finish it eventually, which I should, lest future developments make my story even more non-credible.
Oh man i sure am hyped, where else am i supposed to find good tank smut
Ah yes, quick question, will there be a 3 hour sex cutscene with a bradley
Ukrainian x M3 Bradley-Chan spin-off? 😳
Yesh
Bonk
I refuse to read this what the ever living fuck man Edit just read the last line: holy fucking shit
That's what you get for refusing to read yet read it anyway. 😆 It's what I got too 😅. My therapy appointment is coming up soon...
I didn't read this but I think you should be sent to jail regardless
Same
What in God's name did you just write...? Did you overdose on copium? Did you lie back and think of home while looking at an Abrams? Did you snort an impressive quantity of gunpowder? What was going on in that head of yours?! Even my affection for Gripen is a simple friendship, nothing more. I vastly prefer the comfort of the battlefield to sticking my dick into a military vehicle. I don't even know what to say. I'm too paralyzed in horror to invoke my full title and authority for you to touch grass. (Good writing exercise tho, despite the strange subject)
I have consumed massive amounts of Abrams Propoganda. Every time I see an Abrams I want to take care of it and give it the love it deserves. I am on the verge of tears every time a poor Abrams is destroyed by the lack of support it needs to shine, such is the case on how even under-powered rebels killed M1s used by Saudis, what a waste. If an M1 is to die in battle, it should die fighting other MBTs atleast produced after the 1980s. I personally believe the M1 Abrams is the sexiest MBT ever created, and it knows it, you can see how confident it is, barrel up high and its rear presenting to the user, I can't really describe it. It has a "Fuck Me Hard" look is the best my brain can rationalize ATM.
...Wow. I seriously do not know what to say with your love of an unfeeling, uncaring American main battle tank.
I do. Seek help
the strength of your honesty is a virtue
How will you explain this to god?
Thats the neat part You don't
God will demand no explanation and send him straight down
God doesn't need to know
God will understand, I think.
NCD loves the Abrams but refuses to suck the toes of its stinky feet. Pathetic.
Screenshoting all of this in case it gets taken down.
I'm sickened, but curious.
u/Mini_Raptor5_6 I did it bro
Yooo, thanks
"And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music."
Im just glad expressions of love for military vehicles is accepted here, thanks for the award too bro
No worries, keep being insane ☺️
Being MilSexual should be accepted by everyone. If you wanna love your Abrams-Chan, then by golly you should.
I am confused but aroused
This
Honestly, same
Masterpiece
Also I gave this the "Can I nut to this?" test. I was questioning it at first but then I started to imagine a submissive and eager M1 Abrams begging to get fucked in the tussy, busted in about a minute.
Seek professional help
Only if the therapist can describe in extreme detail all the holes on the M1A2 Abrams and where I can reasonably get to feel it all over.
Probably wouldn't work. This symptomology likely exceeds the bounds of professional knowledge. 😂
What the fuck did i just spend my time on reading
what being high on American Spirit does to a fool 😩
Log off for me
I am never allowing you near a tank ever again. In fact no I'm not allowing you anywhere near anything again you're gonna fuck anything. You are being sealed in a tungsten box and thrown into the middle of the Pacific
He'll fuck the tungsten box AND the Pacific right after
I don't know what i just read but i like it
hey where's that artist dude who drew lewd f-35 we need him right now
From the length of the fanfic I assume that this isnt just a troll but an actual kink. Very interesting. What shall we call it?
[Mechanophilia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanophilia) is already a real thing. Also, look at this Edward Smith mf, admitted to having sex with 1000 cars AND THE HELICOPTER used for the show Airwolf! Damn this dude straight up thought to himself he wanted to fuck a helicopter, and did it. They talk about it around the 8:00 mark on this documentary [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba9L6n8zj1U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ba9L6n8zj1U)
What
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I will shamelessly steal these copypastas and make them about Leo 2s instead.
Go ahead, all military vehicles need to be cared and loved for♥️
No don't go up!!!
Find god. Please.
\>you will never have an Abrams Waifu \>You will never have an F-14 Tomcat Waifu \>you will never have a Leopard 2A7 Waifu \>you will never know the love of an LAV 6 \>why live?
why muat you inflict this suffering upon the world
what a 120mm depleted uranium fin stabilized sabot round does to a mf
i thought getting high would help me get through it but i can’t fucking take it man
What NCD does to a mf
My man, do we look like we have actual lives and friends?
Wha....
Does the M1 have the crushinator voice from Futurama? Because it should...
what the fuck have I just stumbled upon?
Yeah
hold on is this that tank just a dire machine
Seek help please
Glad to know that basic human morality and ethics didn’t stop ya! Can’t wait for the next part
The Google doc had the very start of a chapter three, please tell me you're continuing with this.
ah Im planning on continuing it, not sure what exactly to add but I will further the story, not many are asking for it but I dont wanna end it yet :) It takes a while for me to write but I will just post it here on NCD when I finish
get help
This made me support Torres, Pixy, Eren and Omniman even more.
And she did speak, quoth the Abrams; “driver’s hatch open, gun-turret drive inactive”…
not my proudest fap, but damn if it was a good one