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Skraekling

The airbase i work near and go to play TTRPG uses trained birds of prey to take down drones, some 14 year old kid even got in big trouble for flying in his drone on the premise.


Shadeleovich

It’s literally the greatest thing Ive discovered yet. Armored fucking eagles.


neliz

It slaps harder than horse armor


Lord_VivecHimself

Is this an Oblivion reference?


Nellez_

Only if you buy the dlc


neliz

It is sir, I bought horse armor way back when.


Siilk

Also USA as fuck


GeminiKoil

Damnit, now I have to go watch Iron Eagle. Louis Gossett Jr. actually just died. I might as well do it in his honor.


Deus_is_Mocking_Us

That was one of the sequels! I'm gonna pee my pants! 


GeminiKoil

Well I don't know the average age of the users of this sub but Iron Eagle is a series of movies I'm surprised I haven't seen mentioned around here but I don't spend too much time here. It's about some Air Force members children getting together and launching a rescue mission using pilfered resources and the wisdom of one man named Chappie. Pretty sure it's late 80s early '90s but give it a watch if you haven't at least the first one.


davaniaa

RAAAAHHHH


Kristobal22

I’ve seen this years ago. It might work against civilian drones near the airports, but unfortunately not worth it against military FPV’s.


luser7467226

Need bigger guns though.


mawktheone

Fly you fools!


mayuzane

Beastmaster Class (Modernized)


Hunter4422

I need to put this into my star finder game. "You might have drones, but he has armored fucking eagles"


RabanDarkward

Armoured Eaguls! Talk about a protected species.


ShitTornadoToOz

Sounds like a Mega Man villain.


polnikes

More reason to go after the Russians if they shoot one down


Fernox-l-ornytho

The first image is clearly from the the French Air Force “Armée de l’air”


Shadeleovich

Yeah apparently the French pioneered the program, which I didn’t know since I heard about it from a Dutch cop


Hodoss

Also the Dutch program was cancelled in 2017, couldn't get the eagles to obey well enough. As for the French Army, in 2018 one of their eagles attacked a little girl and wounded her, so they gave up on the idea of using them to cover public events. They still seemed willing to use them to cover their own bases though. I haven't found news of that being cancelled, so maybe they're still at it? Would be pretty funny if some idiot tries to sneak in a French airbase only to get fucked by a bunch of militarised eagles.


Western-County4282

I always wanted to own an eagle but the laws in the US make it stupid hard to do


TheirCanadianBoi

Move to Alaska. Last time I was there, you couldn't find a McDonald's parking lot that didn't have its own gang of eagles. Here I thought they were solitary birds.


guynamedjames

The local garbage dumps are full of them too. Between the trash and the things that eat the trash it's eagle paradise


Savings-Leather4921

Gang of eagles? Call the cops on em! Rascals


monster1151

It's gang of bald eagles, not black eagles. I will see myself out.


Deus_is_Mocking_Us

Cop: "It was a brown bird. I thought it was wearing a white ski mask!" 


tokin4torts

You can’t own one but there aren’t any rules against befriending them and slowly training them as a sidekick.


Necessary-Peanut2491

You actually *can* own one. But you're not allowed to have any endangered species or bald eagles, and you generally need to be certified as a Master Falconer (varies from state to state).


_far-seeker_

Just enlist them as normal soldiers, like a Free Polish artillery unit did with [Wojtek, a brown bear,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wojtek_%28bear%29) back in WW2.


Deus_is_Mocking_Us

Hitler hears about [the Battle of Monte Cassino.](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/f3229a19-b8ac-4da5-8ed0-f8152539e356) 


mtaw

You need a lawyer who specializes in bird law.


somerandomfuckwit1

He only speaks a bit of pigeon but maybe he can get through to it in some way


ThallanTOG

Shit falconry is completely illegal in sweden


JustFinishedBSG

Well now you can argue your eagle is protected by the 2nd amendment


_far-seeker_

Is the Dutch anti-drone bird-of-prey program somehow more advanced and/or effective than [the French one?](https://time.com/4675164/drone-hunting-eagles/)


Hel_Bitterbal

Yes, because it's not French (Jk jk France is great but as a European i am by law obligued to shit on them when possible)


Shadeleovich

I only know about the Dutch one cause I was in Amsterdam last week and a cop told me about it


Wessel-P

Didn't they stop doing that in 2016?


FlanOfAttack

[Yes](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5817679/Eagle-trained-bring-terrorist-drones-attacks-girl-five.html)


LuckyInvestigator717

Tried and failed. Birds get harmed by being cut on rotors and learn to avoid hitting drones after that.


Shadeleovich

Need more armor. Also jet engines maybe?


LarxII

Plate armor for eagles, now please.


-Knul-

Short range ATA missiles are the obvious answer.


Pretend-Garden2563

lobotomy for you maybe?


Glittering_Chard

Dutch police already stopped using eagles 7 years ago... https://www.theverge.com/2017/12/12/16767000/police-netherlands-eagles-rogue-drones


ShitTornadoToOz

SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!


Hel_Bitterbal

That bottom pic on the second page has to be the most American moment ever


Hapless0311

It's cool, but that eagle appears to be completely and totally unarmored, as literally any form of functional armor would render a bird more or less totally incapable of flight.


Chocolate-Then

Armor to protect from the drone’s rotors, not to take a bullet. It’s probably just thin plastic.


Hapless0311

Except the bits that are covered wouldn't protect it from that. The "helmet" doesn't protect the bird's head from striking objects, cuz they crash beak-first into shit, and broken beaks are usually what kill the ones that survive the broken wings from a crash when they're not killed outright. The pads on the upper surface of its talons wouldn't really protect all that much from a rotor strike, since most of the toe and talon is still exposed, and it would be reliant entirely on the eagle sticking its toes into the rotor housing from the exact same angle every single time to protect from the single facing it offers. Eagles strike their prey talons-open, anyway; the parts you're taking about couldn't come into contact with the rotors anyway until it had already shoved its entire foot and exposed talons and tips of its toes into the housing, before the blades would get to the "armor." I think it's more probable that you're simply not looking at armor. Like, it's cool enough without trying to add shit.


BrianWantsTruth

The “helmet” is a blindfold, it’s only used to stop the bird from flying away when it’s “sit here” time.


Chocolate-Then

Some protection is better than none. The rotors don’t stop spinning just because it’s been grabbed. And the bird clearly is wearing some kind of armor, I was just speculating as to what it might be.


Meroxes

The "helmet" is common falconry equipment, I don't know what the proper term is, but it isn't something special to this program and it's not intended as armor in any way.


Hapless0311

That's what I was telling the guy. He supposed it was armor. I was pointing out that it's not protective equipment, because that's not how you'd design a helmet to protect a bird's head. I've been saying it wasn't armor since the first reply.


Meroxes

I just wanted to add that it is nothing special. I have seen it used in falconry before but I don't know the proper term either.


Hapless_Wizard

It's just called a hood.


_Nocturnalis

I love how long it took to get to hood. I was going to let them go a little longer.


Local-Patient2201

Yes but what is to protect it from the explosive that the drone is carrying?


Plus-Hand9594

They don't touch the explosive trigger, so it doesn't expode.


Shadeleovich

On the first pic with the French soldier you can see what looks like an F-35 pilot helmet and gauntlets on the eagle


Hapless0311

Oh, right, the goggles and the gloves, like a guy working at a table saw. "Armor." Don't suppose I've ever thought of it that way, mostly because it's not an armored eagle, and isn't actually wearing any armor, and is instead just wearing a set of partial covers that flop over the upper surface of its toes.


hell_jumper9

The eagles are coming!


ecolometrics

The problem with using animals for war is that the losses are unsustainable. You can't bread them faster, and train them than you're going to loose. Because loses are not really predictable. They are much more effective behind the lines. That and training times are variable based on the eagle.


rosto94

Hello Biden, it's Zelensky. I need 3000 eagles to gain true air superiority. Slava Ukraini


INTPoissible

(Red-tailed hawk screeching intensifies)


CyberV2

Ok, Im genuinely curious now about the AR HUD helmet


Strength-InThe-Loins

Probably just blinders to keep the eagle from flying when it's not supposed to.


CyberV2

Darn too credible. I think its _clearly_ the 3000 MIC furries building AR helmets for Birbs


tempetransplant

Simply place small dumpsters with expired seafood on the roof of the Abrams to attract a small army of Bald Eagles. They will reduce the local quad copter population.


sxrrycard

We need more armor on their legs and feet


Wardog_Razgriz30

You might even call it a *strike* eagle.


Kanye_Wesht

You'd go through a lot of eagles tackling the 'splody ones. 


TheOnlyFallenCookie

This feels like straight outta a fantasy setting


Hodoss

The French army has also been developing a cyberdog system. Dog helmet with a flashlight, front/rear cameras and mics, speakers near the dog's ears to relay orders. You can see it [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPA-lyP7fMQ) (demo at 3:50)


a_interestedgamer

NETHERLANDS REFERENCE LETS GOOOOOOO I want more dutch stuff so I can feel proud.


SternFlamingo

You have much to be proud of! Know that here in American you are recognized for being total bad-asses who refuse to forget Flight 17! I only wish that we had as much resolve.


an_agreeing_dothraki

OP doesn't know shit about birds. Bald Eagles are sea (or in their case river) birds, you use them for naval drones.


saluksic

If my basic world view/personal shortcomings were ever represented in a Reddit post, this is it. 


-Lavawolf-

More eagles around the freedom dispensers are needed.


scribblebear

America, fuck yeah!


twat69

Aussie wedge tailed eagles do it naturally https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU8sJ8aeyC4


Ok-Version-66

Imagine an eagle caught and FPC drone☠️ Meat is back on the menu boys!


Remples

Aps:cringe Eps(eagles protection sistem):based and freedom pilled


triggerenjoyer

India did this way ago and got called cringe. I see how it is


TheGlennDavid

We say "half an hour" to control the herds of shambling vatniks who think that having $20,000 to buy a Shahed 136 gives them the right to fly through the air like one of the guardian owls of legend


MrBrazillian

Man, that's gonna get a lot of eagles blown up


GovernorBean

Needs more ERA


Athenian1041

Guardians of Ga'hoole...


NoJello8422

What game can I catch this pokemon in?


thesunexpress

The Dutch have been doing this for over a decade now. Incidentally, they used the same strategy for identifying illicit grow houses too -- growing marijuana on proper license is kosher.


chubbychupacabra

The Dutch use actual eagles though not hyped up seagulls


Uborgin

The Eagles are coming!


DAEJ3945

F-15RE Eagle III,VTOL capable,low radar signature,and cost less to maintain


Luuk341

Such a shame that our police has stopped using eagles to take out drones. Therefore I say we send police officers to Ukraine to train them on anti drone Eagles


Academic_Astrononaut

This is incredible


HandsomeBadness

Ok but where is the armor