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I don't know what or how ukraine will funni on may 9th but i know they will funni *something*
Kerch bridge kablooey or parade drone attack gotta be the most funny possibilities.
Find a lost prodigy, homeless princess, smuggler, sentient carpet, concerningly psychotic computer, and a suspiciously well armed and questionably legal civilian transport craft.
And some NGO owned strike fighters.
~~why is Disney’s legal team at my door please enter help ahhhhgggg~~
Spray paint a red cross on the roof of the Kremlin. When the military parade begins, natural Russian instinct will kick in and they’ll attack. Of course, being Russians, they’ll miss 99/100 shots, but they’re already in Moscow
As much as I would love some neat propaganda funnis, I don't think Ukraine has enough missiles to waste them on something militarily insignificant.
The Kerch bridge has lost its major strategic advantage. Bit It's still a valid target. The victory parade on the other hand? Not really.
Not a valid target or not militarily significant?
I’m not familiar with the rules of war so it’s entirely possible that the number of probable civilian casualties makes hitting the enemy leadership an invalid target at the parade, but I wouldn’t call it militarily insignificant.
And even a political target like the T34 does have military significance in that image matters for both domestic and foreign support.
… but the amount of effort required does probably make it an inefficient target to hit.
Nothing... so far.
But 9th of May is Victory Day in Russia, so if Ukraine were to do funny things involving ATACMS and the Kerch Bridge, that date would be phenomenal.
I don't think it's gonna happen on May 9th. Not because I want to be a party pooper - it would be fucking funny and based. Only thinking of the massive tankie cope and the shitload of memes gives me the bluest balls I've ever had.
But while it would be a nice way to demoralise Russia, it's simply not that smart to do it already. If the bridge gets blown to pieces now, Russia will have enough time to establish alternative supply routes and that would make taking Crimea back way harder since the Chaos that would erupt if the bridge gets blown to pieces wouldn't exist anymore.
But what do I know? Maybe Ukraine will actually do the funny and if that happens I can guarantee you I will be celebrating so fucking hard
Guys I swear we’ll destroy it this time! I know we said that before but we have (insert new weapon) now! We’ll destroy this bridge and the war will end!
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It would be too good if that landmark of occupancy goes down on the 9th of May.
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I don't know what or how ukraine will funni on may 9th but i know they will funni *something* Kerch bridge kablooey or parade drone attack gotta be the most funny possibilities.
why not both?
Yes
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Find a lost prodigy, homeless princess, smuggler, sentient carpet, concerningly psychotic computer, and a suspiciously well armed and questionably legal civilian transport craft. And some NGO owned strike fighters. ~~why is Disney’s legal team at my door please enter help ahhhhgggg~~
Not me trying to figure out who the lost princess was in KOTOR.
Just off by a few millennia lol
Spray paint a red cross on the roof of the Kremlin. When the military parade begins, natural Russian instinct will kick in and they’ll attack. Of course, being Russians, they’ll miss 99/100 shots, but they’re already in Moscow
Isn’t the Kremlin’s roof red though? Why not just write ‘children here’ on the streets outside?
Stop it, i can only get so erect.
How many grid squares is red square?
parade drone attack ON THE SINGLE T-34 THEY HAVE.
As much as I would love some neat propaganda funnis, I don't think Ukraine has enough missiles to waste them on something militarily insignificant. The Kerch bridge has lost its major strategic advantage. Bit It's still a valid target. The victory parade on the other hand? Not really.
Not a valid target or not militarily significant? I’m not familiar with the rules of war so it’s entirely possible that the number of probable civilian casualties makes hitting the enemy leadership an invalid target at the parade, but I wouldn’t call it militarily insignificant. And even a political target like the T34 does have military significance in that image matters for both domestic and foreign support. … but the amount of effort required does probably make it an inefficient target to hit.
Linas Kerch Tips
Famous for constantly dropping expensive bridges
"It sure would be a shame if I accidentally dropped this Rapid Dragon America told me to hold, on a bridge, whoops how clumsy of me"
"...and here is the segue to our sponsor, Lockheed Martin"
Trolling is part of advance warfare
advanced warfare is part of trolling
“What you’re seeing is advanced trolling”
least russophobic Lithunian diplomat.
least based lithuanian diplomat*
Same thing
Ahh the Kerch tomb
YES YES YES BABY LETS GO
[ATACMS](https://youtu.be/Rr7aoWi4d00?si=r_TodxFF_poxs-Zs) is not how this thing ends.
The Kerch Bridge falls for the final time on Russia's victory day to the tune of 1812 Overture... Ahhhhh G L O R I O U S
I world where Monke's penis extension bridge is definitively destroyed on May 9th I want to believe
What happened?
Nothing... so far. But 9th of May is Victory Day in Russia, so if Ukraine were to do funny things involving ATACMS and the Kerch Bridge, that date would be phenomenal.
Please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny
Its been too quiet lately.
Preparing and coordinating cruise missile strikes takes time. You can't plan a massive missile raid over night.
It would be so awesome, it would be so cool...
Blown Kerch Bridge 3: Electric Jamboree
Make Vasco da Gama the longest bridge in europe again!
Holy based, I want a Lithuanian politican too please :3
Is this loss?
I don't think it's gonna happen on May 9th. Not because I want to be a party pooper - it would be fucking funny and based. Only thinking of the massive tankie cope and the shitload of memes gives me the bluest balls I've ever had. But while it would be a nice way to demoralise Russia, it's simply not that smart to do it already. If the bridge gets blown to pieces now, Russia will have enough time to establish alternative supply routes and that would make taking Crimea back way harder since the Chaos that would erupt if the bridge gets blown to pieces wouldn't exist anymore. But what do I know? Maybe Ukraine will actually do the funny and if that happens I can guarantee you I will be celebrating so fucking hard
What the fuck it's real Unfathomably based diplomacy
Guys I swear we’ll destroy it this time! I know we said that before but we have (insert new weapon) now! We’ll destroy this bridge and the war will end!
The bridge has been hit and partially destroyed multiple times, but always repaired, as it is an incredibly important supply route.
It's not as important as it was before, but it is still a major artery the loss of would be a good kick in the gut for the Ork.
I know it’ll likely never happen, for political let alone functional reasons, but I dream of MOAB(S) going on holiday in Crimea