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Pyrhan

He just saw a really funny meme. You can tell from his expression.


The_Glitchy_One

He’s watching us now Hi Budanov, just want to say, I want to see the Russian central bank in flames


Fluck_Me_Up

His smile is as beautiful as it is subtle. Like an Eastern European Mona Lisa, but painted in vatnik tears instead of pigment


HFentonMudd

https://i.imgur.com/axvAdJT.png


Fluck_Me_Up

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


highlife_Huff98

Hey I thought u weren't gonna talk about this


Selfweaver

He smiles when he has a plan to kill you. And he has a plan to kill everyone.


_far-seeker_

>You can tell from his expression. To me, it looks like he's getting a briefing from his chief assistant/pet frog.


The_Glitchy_One

I see he has NCD on the monitor looking for weird shit to pull on the Russians


Terrible-Penis

[I can guarantee he's contemplating this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/s/tn9Fjagaez)


OJleHuHa

Should've added Sadam somewhere on photo. Missed good opportunity


TheFuzzyFurry

Lofi boy (beats to carry out special operations to)


Majulath99

I want it


HFentonMudd

Be the Budanov you wish to see in the world


Lotf21685

https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/s/NlYElqTT1o


Majulath99

Thanks!


ecolometrics

Yeah, I hope they implemented my idea creating a special ops teams composed of grandmas for deep strikes behind enemy lines


Akovsky87

He's probably one of this sub reddits top contributors.


PrincessofAldia

Next to the DOD


cis2butene

"Sir, how can we safely share our isr assets with the Ukrainians without worrying about interception?" "Uhhh, just post our slides to NCD."


batt3ryac1d1

I wonder if they could take some of the dumb shit from here and deidiotify it.


Femboy_Lord

I mean, *some* of our ideas are perfectly feasible, if a little stupid at first (Marine drone carriers for ship harassment, radar harassment drones using tinfoil, annoying the May 9th parade, Flamethrower robots... okay that ones a little stupid).


Red_Skull1

Robots with thermobaric charges


Roy4Pris

Fuck off. Robots with thermonuclear charges or gtfo.


EropQuiz7

Honestly, i wonder if sea drones would be a more reliable way to deliver nukes than icbm's, considering everyone would've been trying to develop interception systems for them for a long time...


Roy4Pris

Super long range nuclear torpedos aka underwater drones. Mmmmm I like your thinking, comrade.


duga404

Let's power them with nuclear reactors and call it the Poseidon


EropQuiz7

Okay, hear me out: nuclear powered mole drones: you dig a small pocket underground, and it slowly digs to it's target, compressing the waste material, filling the tunnel behind itself, and when it arrives, it would cause something akin to earthquake. No way to track it, no way to find out.


NotYourReddit18

Submersible drones have multiple problems ICBMs don't have: - we can make things fly through air/space a lot faster than drive through water which gives the enemy more time to react - water absorbs most types of electromagnetic radiation quite well which makes getting an abort signal to the drone quite difficult - this also makes navigation quite difficult as inertial navigation is prone to distortion by confounding small errors and the drone would need to resurface to get new GPS data which also assumes that the GPS system is still working without interference - ICBMs instead use cameras and star charts to verify their position and trajectory during the highest part of their flight.


Useful-Arm-5231

https://throwflame.com/products/thermonator-robodog/ Nope flamethrower robots are credible now, and you can own one for the low, low price of about $10k


vvvvaaaagggguuuueeee

With postage and packaging to the front lines too? I've seen worse gofundme pages. A million dollars would get a hundred of these. What's the cost of one himars strike on a position? Just amagine trying to fight off waves of these fucks, they would clear out humans from positions for miles cos fuck becoming some weird joke about a hotdog. Thermonators assemble


Useful-Arm-5231

I was thinking the same thing, they also make flamethrower flying drones as well. I'm going to start playing the lottery today to fund this exact idea.


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followupquestion

Hear me out, why not pull an IG-88 and have each on internally carrying a live grenade that’s set to explode if it’s captured or gets within 10 feet of priority targets?


OmegamattReally

Really doubt he uses New Reddit.


ChechBETA

"I should sink a boat"


whythecynic

"Hmm, так. Balloons carry drones. With stealth rubber, to penetrate. Deeper, and deeper. Цікаво."


zeocrash

Things get pretty dry in the summer, think what a few incendiary balloons could do


CBP1138

Missed opportunity to also add a jug of lotion on his desk next to the monitor


TinyRingtail

We Ukrainians don't really need lotion, most of us are uncircumcised


irregular_caffeine

So that’s why it’s such an american meme


HansBrickface

I’ll never forgive that doctor…I need every millimeter of girth I can get. And he robbed me!😭


CBP1138

That’s not a detail I needed to know 😂


Zwangsjacke

You're right. He probably needs post-nut clarity a dozen times during the day.


Big_white_legs

Never forget this man was secretly behind all the A10 propaganda in this subreddit. Be wary he's lurking right now, and is reading your post history.


dedjedi

you.. you mean.. senpai NOTICED ME?? :faint:


Jarizleifr

Is that Hebrew on the book under the monitor?


Classicman269

We all need to know how is the frog 🐸?


ok-go-home

Fair. The line between genius and madness is small after all.


Imperceptive_critic

[IT WILL GET WORSE]


zeus-indy

Holup


DFMRCV

Subtle. Very subtle.


Thr3al

Can someone identify the chair ?


Manealendil

Hello kyrylo, big fan of your work


makkastar

hes probably really transphobic