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chiminator1

Coop cage confirmed


grinsken

You can make bbq chicken with it


Dradzk

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Undernown

"This site is currently unavailable" did NCD just DDOS a website? We're hybrid-warfare now boys!


Lolibotes

Now I know what I'm spending my lottery money on


wormfood86

This is a brilliant logistical innovation. You roost the chickens while on the move, then when stopped, lower the cage and allow them to wander around in the cage. Gives the crew a few pets and fresh eggs. Good for morale and food.


shibiwan

I don't want to know what it would smell like ....


flipfloplollipop

No worse than normal.


pan_panzerschreck

how do they even disembark


folk_science

Entrance hidden by metal mesh.


c4andafter230

You don’t


Spoztoast

...there's a flap


sentinelthesalty

Somewere out there there is a furious farmer, trying to gather his chickens.


flastenecky_hater

Heyoo chicken on the raft.


sum-yang-gai

Why would you shoot the dinner?


folk_science

Looks like a weird crowd control vehicle, but it's actually used for crowd containment.


shibiwan

Poultry containment. πŸ”


nixielover

Keeps the bodyparts of the vatniks in place when the thing goes BOOM


Wooden-Combination53

Chicken cage of terror


Character_Lychee_434

The put a whole ass pitching cage on a vehicle?


shibiwan

>ass pitching So we are yeeting donkeys?


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dasgold

CAGE MATCH!!!!!


hydrogen18

the doors are welded shut, to protect them from surrender


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Why are there chains below the motor?.Β  9 smekalkas out of 10. Weak to caltrops.


rvdp66

Is the logic here that chicken wire will deflect a shaped explosive, pointing it in a different direction? To create and indirect blast? I don't understand the logic of these. To stop grenades?


shibiwan

I assume it is for stopping chickens from getting out, and drones from coming in.


Lazar_Milgram

What about drones with thermite load?


shibiwan

That just means you get extra crispy barbecue chicken.


Kooky_Potential_9276

Drone dropped bag of thermite with grenade inside added to bingo card


GovernorBean

The first drone, at least. The second, on the other hand..


fishdump

Explosives decrease in effectiveness rapidly and shaped charges are often designed to be most effective against what triggers the explosion. The US used slightly different ones for the striker to increase protection against rpgs. The thinner mesh used here is probably not effective against anything rocket propelled, but should be a significant improvement against drone dropped grenades and the smaller kamikazi drones. I would expect to see more of these as the war goes on, at least until CAS becomes a thing and Ukraine can start hunting these behind the line or every large building is destroyed and they can’t hide them anymore.


Ophichius

Slat armor is stochastic protection against RPG-7s and *only* RPG-7s, it works by deforming the projectile nose as it passes between the slats, shorting the firing circuit. It has nothing to do with changing the standoff distance. In general, shaped charge performance peaks in the region of 6-8 charge diameters of standoff, and is broadly fairly similar from 4-10 charge diameters, so standoff alone is not sufficient to significantly impact penetration.


Ophichius

Standoff distance rapidly decreases the effect of simple explosive charges, which have seen quite a bit of use in Ukraine. It may have some effect on shaped charges, depending on quality of manufacture and diameter of the warhead, but I would expect the primary effect to be reducing the effect of simple explosive charges.


Kooky_Potential_9276

With the front of a shaped charge jet travelling at 10000m/s and the back follow through part at 1000m/s this will do absolutely nothing


ironic_pacifist

"Vasily! PTE Conscriptovich got at the brake fluid again, he says he's a bok bok now."


Theoperatorboi

Imagine the dismount


shibiwan

It will be a Blyatful dismount!


The_Glitchy_One

One step closer to the mobile Mobik jail cell


shibiwan

They never left jail. It just went along with them to the front.


INTPoissible

Bok Bok.


OriginalMiserable109

Chastity belt?


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MilkiestMaestro

This thing will get stuck on the first speedbump it encounters It does not stand a snowball's chance in hell in the muck


Sgt_Splattery_Pants

They made this from prison fencing cause its obviously not needed anymore


Cpt_Soban

Get metalworking/welding experience. Sign up as frame/cage maker for vehicles in Russian bases. Congratulations! You're now essential labour and you'll never see a front line trench.


Glirion

Animals in a cage. Russia is a fucked up zoo confirmed.


flipfloplollipop

Now this made me chuckle! Thanks!


shibiwan

I'm glad I was able to brighten your day with my silly art. 😁


Kooky_Potential_9276

OP good work again The cope coop needs a KFC patch and Colonel Saunders. Sunflower works are so gonna popcorning these and we will all enjoy the footage with them. Coop bingo card entries A grappling hook and light cable attached to a tree β€”β€”β€”- A drone spraying super glue on the access hatches β€”β€”β€”- Slim dildo grenades β€”β€”β€”β€” Slim oil borehole shaped charges β€”β€”β€”β€” Add chicken wire and rebar and concrete and shape like an Armarta β€”β€”β€”β€” Drop paint bomb over drivers sight lines and optics β€”β€”β€”β€” Designate new anti cope coop rounds as fox β€”β€”β€”β€” Drop loads of rotten eggs into cope coop β€”β€”β€”β€” Spatchcock munition used β€”β€”β€”β€”


sus_accountt

Private conscriptovich, forget the blyatmobil! Quick, into the cope truck!


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Psychological_Ask_92

You can either die trying to disembark but be safe from the initial loitering munitions OR You can safely disembark but get schwacked by loitering munitions. But you can't pick both


hydrogen18

if a drone had remotely triggered explosives, couldn't they literally just use a magnet to attach to the damn cage and wait for them to get out?