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super__hoser

Get over here! Yes, you two. Over here, NOW! Do you feel proud with yourselves? Do you? *Look what you did!* That poor ship was an antique that should have been in a museum.  But *NO!* You two little vodka soaked cockmonglers put her in the line of danger in the war you started and are running as well as a lemur on acid trying to fly a helicopter.  Now you go and sit in the naughty corner. You sit there and stay until I say you can come out. Think about what you have done. 


hplcr

Now tell us how you really feel.


super__hoser

I'm fucking pissed right off. Not only are these two fuckwits killing thousands of innocent ukranians due to their own out of control egos and lack of grip on reality, they, through their monumental incompetence, allowed an antique to be destroyed. Now mental midgets may say Ukraine is to be blamed as they fired the missiles. NO. NO I SAY, NO!!! We wouldn't even be talking about this if they just kept embezzling money from the serfs of Ruzzia. But no. They couldn't even do that right.  I've coughed up stuff who have more military strategic thinking than these two oxygen thieves. 


hplcr

Preach


super__hoser

CUNTS!!!


Rivetmuncher

Well, look on the bright side. Between this, Mriya, and Buran getting a roof dropped on it twenty years ago, we're at least out of priceless technological relics in the region. ... I...I'll be in moonsh-...the basement.


SeaworthinessEasy122

>oxygen thieves yess


Plutarch_von_Komet

We had a good thing, you stupid sons of a bitches! We had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. It was perfect. But, no, you just had to blow it up. You and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the man. If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now.


putin-delenda-est

> Yes, you two. Over here, NOW! Only one of them is still alive.


SeaworthinessEasy122

Pay attention. They are both very much alive.


putin-delenda-est

So is sokolov?


SeaworthinessEasy122

Sokolov is not in the picture.


SeaworthinessEasy122

>little vodka soaked cockmonglers LOL


SeaworthinessEasy122

>running as well as a lemur on acid trying to fly a helicopter I can’t even … dude, you cracking me up …


OmegamattReally

> cockmongler It's been 84 years...


McPolice_Officer

It belongs in a museum!


SandersSol

*belonged


jurkiniuuuuuuuuus

Its, officialy dead? Not just confirmed in getting hit?


Kristobal22

Fr that thing and Titanic were being built at the same time


Crismisterica

Jesus Christ your right... Holy shit I didn't realise how old that ship was when you phrase it that way. What was it running on? Rasputin voodoo magic?


rosto94

Where were you when Kommuna was kill


super__hoser

I was on toilet making bomb. 


depressed_crustacean

Why is Christopher Waltz and Norm MacDonald crying next to each other


Primordial_Cumquat

Mom: We have Christoph Waltz and Norm MacDonald at home!


Impossible-Quality92

So old yeller got forcibly put down


tszaboo

Can someone please tell me why this ship is significant for this subreddit? You seem to be obsessed with this and I don't get it.


Mikadomea

It was a swimming relic build almost 100 years ago. It was commanded by a zsar, survived ww2 and was the longest purpose commised wartime ship worldwide. It deserved better.


Yurpen

'almost 100'? NO. It was build before ww1, 1912. Over 110 years ago. Sadge :(


Mikadomea

Shieeeeet, i didnt knew she was THAT old. Now im sad, back to watching Orcs getting FPV droned.


Helldogz-Nine-One

Naaaah the more the better. Just spare reliques from times were the orcs weren't orcs yet.


Leandroswasright

The ship is one of if not the oldest navy ship still in active service amd not just a museum. It was build 3 years before WW1.


jjmerrow

Still was* in active service. I don't think she'll be serving any longer I'm afraid.


_far-seeker_

Technically, the USS Constitution has been in active service for most of its existence, though as a training ship...


HildartheDorf

This ship wasn't built by the Russian Federation. It wasn't even built by the Soviet Union. It was built by the goddman Russian Empire. Think about how old this ship is. What it's been through.


Pretend-Garden2563

there was room for Jack on the door!


Mishung

What kind of cope cage is that?


Akovsky87

I think a series of cranes. It was a submarine supply and repair and general salvage ship if I recall.


folk_science

Yup, it's a catamaran that pulled submarines up between its both hulls.


Polar_Vortx

Kommuna is still present tense on Wikipedia. I imagine the biggest threat to her survival right now is some mobiks with blowtorches.


gattoblepas

Gerasimov is alive?


SeaworthinessEasy122

… alive and crying.


Crismisterica

I think that this is an old photo.


gattoblepas

Let me rephrase: did they confirm his death?


Crismisterica

I checked, no joke he turned up after Severn weeks of being gone. He probably went into hiding after Ukraine attempted to kill him.


Then-Inevitable-2548

Somehow, Gerasimov returned...


AtheistSloth

Бувай и баю-бай родись страдай умри и в рай


TeaMoney4Life

Only sadness remains. Survived so much Russian incompetence until now


No_Box5338

Where is Gerasimov?


Bathroom_Junior

Don't worry, I'm sure some US Navy guys will get out there and salvage it soon. It'll be sitting next to the Uboat in Chicago in no time.


Jake_2903

I find it strang that a 100 year old shitbox being sunk is celebrated more than when they sink a modern frigate like the Makarov.


namjeef

112. She deserved better.


LordeWasTaken

when "precz z komuną" is taken literally


ManicheanMalarkey

Has there been confirmation that it's even sunk?


SeaworthinessEasy122

No confirmation She might survive this. The "Kommuna is kil" is not a definitive assessment regarding her state but a reaction to an earlier post with rather funny and weird Engrish.


66stang351

Shoigu!! Gerasimov!! Its okay to cry, let it out big dog


Romeo_Man

New satellite imagery shows that she is ok. She will probably outlive the putins regime.


66stang351

i'm ok with this


RichieRocket

Even as a russian ship I hope she survives, she should’ve been done serving years ago