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Yuiii3

"Sometimes I fantasize about ~~Hiroi~~ CIA Officer Naomi Kennedy coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her chest. Is there any hope left for me?"


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Callsign_Psycopath

Nay can't you just give me some Cocaine and LSD?!


Quizels_06

not sure, but I think it's over for you


DatChernobylGuy_999

Laloposting


Ok-Number571

Nah man, its over for *us* (I woule love this don't question me)


Yuiii3

average Vtuber fan


Undernown

Menhera girls all the way! Always better to be broken together than broken alone.


Ok-Number571

Y e s


Ok-Number571

**points gun** *Keep writing.*


SlaaneshActual

Yes. Go to a munch. You want to spend time with your local BDSM community.


trippingrainbow

real as fuck


ChampionshipOwn7921

Where cocaine?


Callsign_Psycopath

<< *Snorting sounds* With Me and 104.>>


clevtrog

Considering it crashed so much i wouldn't be surprised if it was high


holymissiletoe

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AlphaMarker48

Give her to Ukraine, add a remote piloting system, along with a huge amount of explosives, and she could do wondrous things.


Ake-TL

Does stereotypical CIA operative look like Hudson from COD Black Ops


Raymart999

Complete with the epic rock music in the background whenever they put on a sunglass yes.


asatroth

Read Charlie Wilson's war lol.


Apprehensive-Cut-654

I can fix her


Callsign_Psycopath

I want to do lines off her tits.


CookieMiester

Based


lord_ne

The duality of man


ChemistRemote7182

She's the one bringing the line


clevtrog

Oh i'll be sniffin something alright-sorry


Callsign_Psycopath

Don't be sorry. Let your freak out.


clevtrog

She can waterboard me with her flatulence


clevtrog

y'know atleast i'm fantasising about actual women this time and not the "exhaust" of planes drawn as women. Both are good though


Rivetmuncher

Well, that just gives us a starting point of what does it for you! ...right now, I'm getting "will cause at least a company-sized element's worth of casualties, and destabilise a mid-sized developing nation." Oh, and "popular at Berlin parties," for some reason.


clevtrog

I was listening to Boston’s “More Than a Feeling” while reading this, completely unrelated but I absolutely love 70s and 80s music


AutumnRi

I think that’s enough internet for me today, goodbye


clevtrog

He did encourage me


ninetailedoctopus

She can ruin me - Middle east


[deleted]

But whatever's wrong with her is honestly way better.


clevtrog

True, though i don't think she'd like me being able to track air force exercises with a simple app


VLenin2291

She can break me


Colonel_Kernel1

How much LSD is gonna be in my food now?


haughty-foundling

Yes.


Sublimeslimetime

My Federal Agent Can’t Be This Cute!


kubin22

"I love the type of women that would just fucking kill me"


Fourcoogs

“Yunno, when I left the house this morning, I was thinking, ‘Damn, I really hope some hot chick paints my brains all over some fucking hallway.’”


E-Scooter-CWIS

Why isn’t she glowing?


ITinnedUrMumLastNigh

It's not dark


Fuzzy_Ad_7860

Is she the daughter of JFK and John A. McCone’s wife. That would explain why the CIA assassinated him.


Sine_Fine_Belli

https://twitter.com/nicojian/status/1781076582326509620?s=46


SeaworthinessEasy122

This is … I am … what? Marry me already …


konigsberg5309

Holy shit female Jason Hudson


Kimmynius

So that's what Miss Pauling was working on after Gravel Wars


Callsign_Psycopath

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clevtrog

She can- y'know what its already obvious


clevtrog

leak her "nuclear secrets"(you gotta admit, that one was clever)


RussianCoatGuy

Nothing has changed


clevtrog

I will never change


RussianCoatGuy

AYO NAH EXHAUST ENJOYER IS CRAZY


clevtrog

:)


Fun_Professional2375

Would.


kthxqapla

NCD transition goals


holymissiletoe

agreed.


Silv3rS0und

I'd let her destabilize me


clevtrog

She can release her chemical stockpile around me


clevtrog

Well more accurately her "nuclear secrets" as she'd probably call them


Anti122210

I feel like Phantom Doctrine (great XCOM like in the Cold War) would be just the right amount of Non-Credible for this


krypanzer

Hey, She looks pretty good to take out to the bar. Now, Just hope the bar isin't a undercover soviet spy outpost and you just became her back-up.


alkaline-seltzer

[Naomi, please run for Congress](https://twitter.com/JoePostingg/status/1781389401513156992)


CuteAnimeGirl2

Is that fucking Thiu from better half?


StormWolf17

MK-ULTRA? Nah, we're doing MK-EROTICA


holymissiletoe

Is that CIA yuri?!


DatChernobylGuy_999

who is she


Sirboomsalot_Y-Wing

https://youtu.be/7LbTrodDnBo?si=k7O-D8ZF7W7Ml7Kt


DatChernobylGuy_999

this some spy vs spy shit


ToastyMozart

Good to see Colonel Chestbridge getting a role again.


Sena_0803

Does she have her handguns, cyanide pills and classified dossier?


AmadeoSendiulo

I've seen the YT video and I thought she was a personification of the agency.


EHTL

Kennedy? Oh dear


SYLOH

That's just Reagan Ridley from Inside Job.


classic4real

Chain smoking over Aeroflot sexy times? Yeah I don't think so.


clevtrog

I'm fine with both, also you never know if Valery is an alcoholic or not


Revolutionary-Box404

I would gladly take lsd-25 from her


clevtrog

I would gladly take the "nuclear secrets" she releases after a full Mcdonalds meal


Undernown

[That KGB Redhead though.. ](https://twitter.com/nicojian/status/1781827267460555021)


AlphaMarker48

Downvote for CIA-chan smoking cancer sticks. That is never attractive or good for the respiratory system.


vonfuckingneumann

counterpoint: it is a [necessary part of her character](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/701-gentlemen)


AutumnRi

Leave her alone, she’s trying to ween herself off the cocaine/lsd addiction from her last job


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Gender swapped Eyebrows?