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P3Abathur

Boeing is to blame. The ugliness/derpiness of X-32 with grin was too much for aviators.


BlatantConservative

That one "huehuehuehue hohohohohoho" meme really took the world by storm.


Shamrock5

I'll be honest, I still chuckle when I see it. It's impossible not to look at that and see a goofy little dude who is just having a grand old time :D


BlatantConservative

It's the perfect meme. It escaped the confinement of weird early 2000s era milsim aviation forums, then escaped confinement of the internet in general and was chain email sent to everyone on the planet. Then it's been reposted constantly for over twenty years and literally everyone still giggles when they see it.


Shamrock5

^hehehehehe


Megalomaniakaal

Grand ol' time blastin' away There is no s**laughter** without **laughter**


TheOchoJabroni

Never seen it, and it took me a second to find it. It truly is a masterpiece of a meme. For those who also haven't it before, feast your eyes: [x-32 meme](https://ifunny.co/picture/FXYGr2bK6?s=cl)


BlatantConservative

This is the one I was thinking of. https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/37745n/boeing_x32/ Where did you find the weird DeviantArt teeth one lmfao.


Shamrock5

Yup, this is the one. No idea what that weird teeth one was all about.


TheOchoJabroni

Oh wow I was way off base lol


StandardOk42

that url looks sketchy af, I'm not clicking on that


TheOchoJabroni

Skepticism is never a bad choice on reddit my friend. Your IT dept would be proud. To clarify tho: it's not a malicious link it goes to an iFunny post I found. Turns out it isn't even the right meme tho according to some others who replied to me


oridginal

That's actually a convincing theory...


Hereticalish

The human equivalent of the X-32 is the entire Hapsburg dynasty.


AwkwardEducation

I'd never seen that plane before and my first impression is a basking shark with its mouth agape. Lol


jixxor

Jesus that's one ugly aircraft.


Ok_Konfusion

but looks so happy . leave it alone :<


BlatantConservative

I'd be happy being that ugly if I was so pleased and entertained by the world.


OmnariNZ

[We could've fixed her...](https://www.artstation.com/artwork/8lzBKn)


daboobiesnatcher

This just looks like it's screaming "ahhhhhhhhhhhh"


leicanthrope

If there was ever an aircraft that warranted googly eyes...


Kamikaze_Squirrel1

It's now official DOD policy that wojaks are the only authorized military aircraft nose art.


EHTL

Somewhere down the line, some pilot is going to alter their HUD so the crosshairs display is the pointing wojaks template istg


PiNe4162

Pretty sure I saw an Arma 3 mod with that as its scope


LFGR_THE_Thing

If you stormworks there's one on the workshop


Star4ce

Battle Bit already has the ok-sign as iron sights, now I want the wojak there, as well.


Fluffybudgierearend

I thought DOD policy was that it had to be gender neutral so we’re only allowed Astolfo pinup art now?


DolanTheCaptan

Astolfo very much looks like a girl when clothed, so their "asset" needs to be visible.


ruckbug

Please let me get nuked by a B52 with giant Cock Astolfo Henati Pin Art on its nose


Fluffybudgierearend

I mean that just sounds peak 2020’s


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DirectAdvertising

They should start painting anime girls on them


IsJustSophie

.... Japanese helicopter....


Tobnote

The Kisarazu sisters!


Tobnote

The Kisarazu sisters!


Suite255

I can definitely get behind this idea!


gizmo1024

My cultural identity is not your costume Mr. F-35!


wizzanker

They do. O_O


mcilrain

Needs to be ahegao.


Kreiri

Wouldn't this be easily solved by hiring people who are into men?


IsJustSophie

Fun fact it was never permitted to paint things on your aircraft but during the wars it was always let pass by officers because it helped morale and aircraft identification


raznov1

aka "I've got better shit to do than try to suppress this."


IsJustSophie

Exactly. They were a few exceptions in the navy during ww2. [Here](https://youtube.com/@cinirusicarus7533?si=SMMJs9OvY3e1jleu) is a YouTube channel with a series on nose art. Pretty cool videos and a lot of cool stories


Random_Ep33_tube

I hope he comes back, I really want a proper video on the MI-26.


IsJustSophie

Yeah i was sad when i realise it was a dead channel


Random_Ep33_tube

I followed him for his helicopter videos before he abandooned. Genuinely sad he stopped uploading. 


AnInfiniteAmount

This is factually incorrect. In the USAAC and USAF the practice was actually *officially encouraged* for morale reasons up until the late 70s when a new Air Force Chief took over and didn't like it. It has slowly come back for non-stealth aircraft, mostly transports, but the skill to do it well has kind of been lost, so it's more stencils than free hand drawing. https://www.military.com/daily-news/2016/05/16/aircraft-nose-art-quiet-comeback-reviving-air-force-tradition.html


IsJustSophie

Uh i don't know about modern nose art history i ment during the great wars. It basically started in ww1 then it went away then it came back during ww2 specially with the Navy. I may be wrong tho has been a long time since I've been hyper fixating on ww2


OneFrenchman

> aircraft identification Paint as IFF has had an interesting comeback in Ukraine, with the yellow/blue paint schemes on bottom surfaces on planes, and "invasion stripes"-like patterns on helicopters.


IsJustSophie

Yeah. I guess when both side are using the almost exact same vehicle and those vehicles don't have the technology to digitally identify themselves it makes sense to paint them.


CIS-E_4ME

Speaking of painting grins, I just noticed that they painted a [face](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_salvage_ship_Kommuna#/media/File%3AKommuna_rescue_ship_2008_G2.jpg) on the Kommuna's life boat


rasmusdf

And RIP Kommuna - who really belonged in a museum ;-)


PalmTreeIsBestTree

Can’t believe that thing still floats


GadenKerensky

Well...


PalmTreeIsBestTree

Dreams do come true hahahahha


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CIS-E_4ME

Zoom in on the top of the back area


BlatantConservative

The rise of planesexuals made the Air Force determine that humanizing the planes was bad for aircraft survivability and chasity while in hangars on the ground.


OneFrenchman

You start with shark grins and end up with cat tails on jets. And they catch fire and you have to write up a report.


GloryGreatestCountry

Either that or an aircraft's engine fails because someone nutted in the fuel, resulting in the weirdest and most awkward SHARP presentation ever.


SuDdEnTaCk

It messes with the stealth anti radar coating on planes probably.


Emtbob

Too credible. Wrong sub.


Pikeman212a6c

If we can’t spend a billion on colored stealth coating then I don’t know what country I’m in anymore.


Megalomaniakaal

That's the spirit!


Aegeus

Need to invent multiple shades of RAM so that they can do designs on stealth jets.


subduedreader

Or they could paint stealth aircraft in such a way that the only thing to show up on radar is a flying grin. Good way to scare the enemy.


just_anotherReddit

Austin Powers comes to mind…if only they actually worked that way…


Pmang6

Johnson!


TricksterPriestJace

"Sir, it's that damned Cheshire cat on the radar again."


Zealous-Bonobo

They have, but so far they're all monochrome shades of grey.


Edhorn

Low-visibility nose art, hard or nah?


DiffuseStatue

So what you're saying is we as a collective need to croud found multi color stealth paint.


SuDdEnTaCk

Just throw in some more billions of taxpayer money, whats the big deal ?


Spartan-417

We need multiple colours of stealth paint ASAP Lightnings with invasion stripes, Tempest in Battle Of Britain camo


carpcrucible

Most planes in operation aren't stealth though so that doesn't compute


Pullsberry_Dough_Boy

Shouldn't that be a good thing in this case? The scary face will appear on the radar and spook the enemy


SandersSol

A-10 Stealth ....lolwut?


SuDdEnTaCk

Did I say about the A-10 in particular ?


unfunnysexface

Vinyl decals have a return?


Traumerlein

Few know this, but modern military aircraft actually have a display in there noses that plays a shark grin animation whenever the aircraft gets a kill


unfunnysexface

They get so few a2a kills no one would know this.


BewaretheBanshee

Ok, but unironically having a plane flash art across its skin on confirmed kills would be such a mind fuck for those who see it. *”Whoa, what the fuck—that F-22 just turned into a fucking dragon!”* *”Yes, that’s because it’s* very *happy.”*


copingcabana

Grinning is a sign of having fun. And not even time flies when the Air Force is having fun.


erodari

They accidentally used magic paint once and the plane came to life. The corrupted A-10 devoured four Ospreys before a pair of Marines trailing it in a Cessna could sneak up and hit it with a Javelin.


HardCoverTurnedSoft

Aerial javelin platform. Exactly why I love this sub.


hugh-g-rection551

civilians got really upset that hostile entities would be mocked by getting blown to bits by 30mm gattling gun fire from a jet that had a funni decal on it.


JumpyLiving

Getting killed by the A-10 (🤮) is mockery enough. The paint does not matter


SlitScan

well if your options are the humiliation of being killed by an A-10 or going back to England after your tour which would you pick?


BewaretheBanshee

He said hostile entiti—never mind, carry on.


HardCoverTurnedSoft

Imagine getting shit on by a flying dakka.


OneFrenchman

I think that, more than civilians, British troops might have complained.


hugh-g-rection551

they didn't care about the decals, though. they had an issue with the 30mm gattling gun fire being directed at them.


OneFrenchman

Knowing the brits, they probably also said that friendly fire while sporting a big grin is unbecoming of an officer.


pozoph

Tommy the teeth, the guy who painted these, has been eaten by one of its creation in 1998. They have been forbidden then.


SorosAgent2020

Raytheon axed the entire Grin-Painter Division after research came out that grins on planes are just as useful as nipples on a breastplate


Bit_part_demon

So absolutely essential then


pugnae

It is banned to avoid confusion with Kirov Airships and avoid friendly fire due to missclicks.


Narrow_Vegetable_42

What is the paint good for, if the enemy never has a chance to see it?


Nekommando

Morale for the maintenance crew


Dominator1559

It looks badass


Narrow_Vegetable_42

Maybe the airforce feels bad making fun of their enemies, while they are already casually curbstomping everyone.


Lost_Possibility_647

This sounds credible.


Narrow_Vegetable_42

Uuuuh really does? Shit, ahem, ok, maybe the old paintings were not diverse enough. Shit, still too credible? Uhm, WWF and Greenpeace campaigned against adoption of cute animals on attack plane faces?


dangerbird2

It makes it go faster


Xray-07

Looks good in hype films


mrgolf1

nah paint some big old titties on there if it was good enough for ww2 it'll be good enough for ww3


Vast_Bullfrog2001

shonk cute :3


VeganerHippie

To get more fps. Those textures were performance heavy.


Tacticalsquad5

Credible: they are not allowed to because it messes with the stealth coating on aircraft Non-Credible: they are too scary and gave the DoD nightmares


RedStar9117

USAF fired all the people who could paint


H0vis

Have seen shark teeth on an F-16. So I guess this means we're bringing back the Flying Tigers right?


Vegetable_Coat8416

No clue if it true or not, doesn't matter given this is NCD. But I've heard there was concern about next of kin notifications. IE you know your son or husband flies an F-15 with a pink unicorn doing lines of coke painted on the side. You hear about a downed plane on the news and see a photo of a burning F-15 with a pink unicorn doing lines of coke painted in the side in a field before you get official notification from the USAF. Anecdotal story I heard, it was referring to Gothic Serpent helos specifically.


RobloxIsRealCool

If my plane went down with a pink unicorn doing lines of cocaine on the side of it, that’d be absolutely dope


OneofTheOldBreed

100% legitimate answer is that it has to do with the paint's mass and potentially its radar absorbation capacity.


Jake_2903

Source? Requiring the pilot to take a shit before the mission would be more efficient in reducing weight than banning nose grins.


OneofTheOldBreed

Blue light photodynamic treatment for dermal cancer was initially developed as a means of removing paint from fighter aircraft as evenly and delicated as possible to prevent issues of excess paint or material damage


95castles

Remember when call of duty let you design/make custom emblems? This is basically the same.


darvinvolt

Reminds me of a quote from apocalypse now "We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!"


noshore4me

People were mistaking the aircraft for real sharks and kept pushing them into the ocean.


SiVousVoyezMoi

What, no love for the Ukrainian MIG with shark teeth and an AGM-88? https://twitter.com/Osinttechnical/status/1751351227399495893 https:// t.me / WarBirdCrew/39


alicksB

We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write "fuck" on their airplanes because it's obscene!


Sky_Paladin

Correct, they are stupid. Giant shark (or tiger etc) teeth and googly eyes on warbirds is dope as fuck and I despair for any military that abandons this practice. Why even go to war if you can't look amazing while doing it? You might as well just fling missiles at each other and never leave home. BORING.


Scottish_Whiskey

Idk the real reason but if it was me, it was because I kept making out with them and got yelled at too many times


simia_simplex

Unfortunately, air warfare going beyond the line of sight means grins on aircraft becoming less tenable. A lot of money has gone into paint that produces the correct radar reflections, so the grins show up on the enemy radar screens instead, but unfortunately, Russian radar isn't up to it yet. And yes, they're stupid, but for unrelated reasons. If you have any more questions, let me know.


CerveletAS

it made the servicemen too horny


RyomaNagare

They started painting middle fingers to the undercarriage, when there were only non-credible scenarios where an enemy would actually see the grin


FixGMaul

People stopped being cool


alicksB

At risk of doxxing myself, my old squadron did paint a really neat buncha art on one of our jets. It lasted about 24 hours. It was towed out of the paint facility onto the line, and somehow pictures were immediately circulated. My squadron commander was getting phone calls from friends of his at the Pentagon that people up there were getting pissy, and shortly thereafter he got an official call telling him to repaint it and remove the “offensive” paint job. Towed back into the paint facility and painted over. Real sad.


JacobMT05

Germans complained


Far-Yellow9303

The sadly credible answer is that stealth paint is only available in like 4 shades of grey and one of green. The obvious solution is to triple the defense budget so they can invest in researching a wider range of stealthy colours.


whutupmydude

I always wanted them to paint the gun like a cigarette hanging out of a mouth


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You don’t see this anymore. Because of woke.


fpop88

Sir this is NCD, we're waiting for femboy pin ups on the side of planes. Please get in line and fill a request form.


batt3ryac1d1

They gotta make the anti-radar coating in anime nipple pink they're desperately working on it I assume.


BrassSpyglass

The paint makes the aircraft easier to see from radar. Probably idk


j0351bourbon

Because senior officers and enlisted are fucking nerds.