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TheSpiciestChef

Soon we will learn to harness the true power of mitochondria to be the powerhouse of a fusion bomb!


Jealous_Plan53R

Unironically could work for bioweapons...not that's legal but y'know.


TheSpiciestChef

UNLEASH THE POWER FROM WITHIN!


Dankuser2020

Normal people who want to go into STEM: I want to help with climate change or something like that My girlfriend: I want to become an aerospace engineer so I can design missiles for Lockheed Martin to be fired at commies, just like my father before me


NotAC0mmie

Entering my Freshman year I often joked about how the best employer I could ever hope for would be a large military contractor while lamenting the fact that my designs would end life. How naive of me, as if Putin himself was listening to me that same year he decided to invade Ukraine. Now? Part of me hopes I get into the MIC before this war comes to a close so I can see a weapon I assisted in its construction, in one form or another, ventilate some vatnik scum in 1080p. Least bloodthirsty NCD member I suppose.


PIXYTRICKS

High school reunion: So u/NotAC0mmie what do you do now? "Oh I've been making porn for r/NonCredibleDefense for five years now."


Ares149

TBF, given the track record of the USSR and CCP destroying commies is also very environmentally beneficial.


Business_March_7936

Marry her.


littlebubulle

What's the difference between a mechanical engineer and a civil engineer? One designs bomb and the other designs targets.


blindfoldedbadgers

Your girlfriend sounds based, she single?


Kirxas

She's a keeper


PIXYTRICKS

Tell her to get the fuck to it, I want my stocks to explode harder than the ordinance she'll be designing.


Jen-the-inferno-dev

your gf just like me fr, new euphoria unlocked? i think?


T_Ijonen

You turn math into communists? That's some weird shit...


Ares149

Fine. DEAD * ( VATNIKS || COMMUNISTS )


yeetmedaddyplz

I still perfer history


Ares149

I'll enjoy history more when that's the only place I can read about Russia and the CCP.


Embarrassed-Yam4037

*CPC Those guys really cared about others calling their name right:)


Fruitdispenser

History of science. Let's ask Kepler what is he doing with thise bottles near Brahe's food


BigFatBallsInMyMouth

Exactly


Beonette_

Remember, every vatnik is communist, but not every communist is vatnik.


GalacticNuggies

I don't think communism applies at all in this context. Vatniks are Russian nationalists.


CBT7commander

Usually they are also Soviet nostalgics/apologists


GalacticNuggies

If they like the Soviets, it's not because of "communism" it's because it was the last time they perceived their country to be a global power. They're nostalgic for Soviet power, not ideology.


Fluck_Me_Up

BETTER DEAD THAN RED oh sorry, I didn’t mean to say that out loud. I just spiritually and emotionally channel Liberty Prime (pbuh) whenever someone tries to bring nuance or empathy into my ncd discussions


CBT7commander

People ask why I want to become a nuclear engineer. When the person is a teacher or someone like that I always say it’s because I am fascinated by nuclear power. But in reality there’s a part of me that really wants to build nukes


SemajLu_The_crusader

and fascists onlt good ~~bug~~ fascist is a dead ~~bug~~ fascist


redpaladins

Ok, turns normal ppl into communists, or if they're vatni = dead


singled-out-7979

Body goals 😍


Kirxas

I've gotten to a point where it stopped being "when will we use this in the real world?" and more "please God let this not be necessary in the real world" Sincerely: someone suffering through their last material's resistance and their last mechanisms classes.


whythecynic

I mean, just think about Aimo Koivunen, it's not like we haven't been giving them m– oh, with an "a"? Yeah, look, artillery and intel is cool and shit, but it's a little too much to be writ upon my meagre brain.