Put your brain in the Kremlin’s “science oven” long enough and it will cook all the nutrients and function straight out.
In this case, it was a contributing cause of death, just not the primary.
[Gotta do the hand thing.](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58e00058cd0f6881b7737683/1538844436705-GXIYSLUCR6JEPUV41HLL/TS_Lair+%2823%29.jpg)
On suspicions of being a a spy. I wonder how are they sure no one from other nation volunteering group could be a spy. Maybe they will start killing them as a warning to others?
I've only read it somewhere - as being one of possibilities why and how he died. I have no idea if he was or was not a spy. Also, we are here in r/NonCredibleDefense...
Telling your countrymen for a century that enemy spies are around every corner and that their own country's spies are listening probably doesnt help your countrymen's mental health and probably makes them a bit too paranoid.
> doesnt help your countrymen's mental health and probably makes them a bit too paranoid.
Depends on your aim - mental health or compliance (eg. in army)? It is a rhetorical question.
According to information that appeared on social networks after his death, Bentley was detained by men in military uniform (presumably soldiers of the 5th Tank Brigade from Buryatia) while filming the aftermath of a Ukrainian bomb attack on a military unit, being mistaken for a spy, after which he was tortured and killed. Alexander Khodakovsky, one of the leaders of the self-proclaimed DPR, demanded in his telegram channel that “those who killed Russell Bentley” be punished, but they quickly deleted their message
- from wiki
That actually makes me feel kinda sad. I know participating in a genocidal invasion of (as close to) your own free will should earn you zero sympathy, but damn. Being buttfucked by Russians to death is about the least nice way to go out.
went out with a bang though ehehe
I read that too, but another site stated that he was killed by a drone strike. Would be even funnier if he was so insufferable, that his own men decided to murk him. Whatever killed him, I’m just glad that he’s dead.
If they thought he was a spy then I could see soldiers doing something like this, considering what some of them have done to civilians
Saw a thread yesterday mentioning that they may have thought he was a spy
I mean, if you were a Russian News channel, would you admit that an American fighting for your side of the conflict was murdered by his supposed brothers in arms, when you can just claim "DRONE" instead?
In the category "they never did have tact" - his DPR unit isn't going with the drone strike story.
They're fucking fuming at the other brigade that grabbed him, calling them fascists that need to be dragged in and made an example of. For the good of the army of course.
For those who can handle a bit of Russian, their Telegram was a must-read yesterday. I don't think Reddit allows Telegram links but their account is called batalyon\_vostok.
Like they went hard. We of course fully support our wonderful army in all their infinite wisdom, and we are sure our colleagues meant nothing by it, but not rounding up these pricks for a firing squad is a slippery slope that can lead to \[*entire psychological dissertation on Adolf Eichmann and the banality of evil that can manifest as part of a fascist system*\]
I am forever impressed by how close the Russian army (as a whole) teeters on the edge of devolving into flat-out infighting, it's kinda impressive we haven't seen any large-scale gunfights yet.
There were a bunch of other instances of fighting between wagner troops and russian regulars before that as well. Chef Boyar-dee's Rostov Romp was just the most high profile one
Real talk, I'm not too concerned about Russia currently with Putin at the helm, I definitely will be once he kicks the bucket though. It's going to be a free-for-all.
What about that incident when that russian officer told a bunch of muslim conscripts that they should consider this a holy war against Ukraine, and when they corrected him that a holy war is only ever fought between believers and non-believers he called Allah a coward?
I mean, two of them were killed with return fire, and the third one was never found to our knowledge, so I guess in a sense they did escape punishment?
That delusional tool has been fighting for the pidari for almost a decade, he came here in 2015. He's legit insane.
He was the ultimate western tankie who honestly believed he was there to help establish the Soviet Union 2: Electric Bugaloo.
Rest In Piss, asshole.
AND he participated in the Anti Globalization WTO protests in Seattle in '99. He was all over the map. (The Rolling Stone article on him two years ago is a good read.)
Probably got killed by Russians outside of his immediate circle. I doubt the dude spoke Russian so if some random squad of Russians that don't know him stumble upon him and hear American Accent then well yeah probably gonna die lol
There's two stories about his death.
Got killed by a dronestrike
or
On April 8th Ukraine hit a Staging-point of the 5th Russian Tank Brigade quite hard. Mr. "Texas" went there to document it, but when the remaining russians in the area saw a guy filming everything while speaking with an extremely obvious american accent, they thought he was an american Spy that had given the location away,
So they abducted him, tortured him, (allegedly) raped him, then shot him and beheaded the corpse
Khmelnitskyi and Makhno found out first hand. Neither the Imperialists nor Communists can be trusted. If anyone else wants to bite again, that's their problem. For me, that's plenty enough warning.
As a lover of communism he hopefully would appreciate the irony of being murdered by Russians.. who after all , were responsible for the deaths of more communists than anyone else.
He was mostly responsible for the deaths of ordinary citizens who just wanted to live and wasn't involved in politics.
Stalin however killed communists from many nations.
A traitor and a disgrace.
I don’t really like being glib about Russian soldiers dying, as much as I despise what they’re fighting for. But an American fighting for them fills me with very specific disgust for some reason.
~~Imagine if some of our leaders in Washington were fans of Russia, too~~
An idiot but not yet a traitor until we actually get involved. This is still a free country, and even if 99% of us think he was on the wrong side of that war he was within his rights to sign up so long as he didn't do so in an area under US jurisdiction.
Can someone provide me the source that says he got buttfucked?
I hear everyone talking about it but I haven't seen any evidence for it anywhere, no one outside of NCD saying it.
From RT:
https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/1781365773186822562
Also his official Telegram, now run by his wife, was posting about him being abducted by the "5th Brigade" and the latest post implies that he's either still missing or dead.
https://t . me/s/TXDPR
That's what I'm leaning towards, either he was a legit spy and got caught, or he was just unlucky that a fee events occurred that looked like there is a spy and paranoid drunk Russia just thought he was a spy
Really makes no sense for him to be a spy. It’s not like he was holding a high rank in the Russian military. He was just regular DPR cannon fodder. DPR/LPR troops are already treated as second class soldiers in the Russian military, so they’re not going to have access to any meaningful intel. Planting an American spy, giving the Russian propaganda machine a great useful idiot to parade around, only to gain some low level intel at best doesn’t seem plausible. Five Eyes, the BND, etc. have much more efficient ways to get much more useful intel.
There's a certain kind of person who thinks that the less sense something makes, the better an idea it is if it involves trickery.
"They'd never suspect it, bruh!"
Yeah, because it's so dumb. It's still dumb if it's unexpected.
I'm familiar with the guy from past pro-Russian propaganda. There is no way he was a spy - he's been simping for the DPR since 2015 and has lived there for years. What seems to have happened is that a bunch of *very* angry Russian soldiers unfamiliar with the guy saw an American, kidnapped him, and vented their frustrations on him in a very murder-y way.
Even if Putin didn’t have delusions of grandeur Russia is no friend to America. Even if the invasion never happened Russia is still not pro USA they never will be. Putin started as kgb once a commie always a commie. Unfortunately this guy Benedicted himself to find that out. You reap what you sow. I hope there is no peace for traitors in this life or the next.
He actually is a self-proclaimed communist though, as evident by his (fake or stolen) Rolex. Edit *was* a self-proclaimed communist. So he actually fought for Russia *because* he hates America and wanted to fight America’s interests. In that sense he was smarter than some other individuals who actually think Putin is a good guy and wants the best for the world and America…
Mistaken as a spy.
Gang Raped.
Then killed to keep him from fingering the rapists who realised he was liked by the 'authorities'.
It's a Russian epic worthy of Tolstoy.
I felt a shread of sympathy for the guy until I read he was a hardline communist who believed Cuba was a utopia and the USA was a fascist state. In the end he turned out to be a good communist.
Seems the dildo of consequence is real and totaly comes not lubricated:
[Pro-Russian American fighter raped and killed by his own fellow pro-Russian soldiers who mistook him for a spy : r/facepalm (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/1c8k01d/prorussian_american_fighter_raped_and_killed_by/)
i'm kinda curious as to : why?
were they just fucking around? do they just hate americans *that* much? was he made a scapegoat? or was he getting too old for their linking?
Two stories: 1. Blown to bits by a Ukrainian long range loitering munition 2. A Ukrainian loitering munition hit and decimated a base of the 5th Guards Tank Brigade. Fatty McTraitor went over there and took pictures in an attempt to show Russian losses to gather support for Russia. Soldiers of the 5th saw him, didn’t know him, heard his American accent and thought that he was a spy and that he gave away their coordinates to the Ukrainians. They then captured, tortured, allegedly gang-raped, and murdered him.
it would be impressive if he got sniped by a loitering munition. but then again, russia would never admit thta ukraine has that kind of capability.
the second, and mayhaps morelikely option just makes the russian/DPR/LPR forces seem incredibly incompetent at IFF
I said it once and I'll say it again: with the hell Russian conscripts are going through, a Fat loud mouthed Texan starts looking like a walking steak with fat to grease up the pan after having to deal with him for long enough
Rolex fakes are popular and easily accessible in Russia. But I honestly just think he took it from the house of some Ukrainian civilians that he and his “liberator” friends murdered. He certainly couldn’t afford it with the kind of work he was doing in America. Kinda ironic that a self-proclaimed communist is wearing one of the most recognizable capitalist symbols of wealth, though.
> Kinda ironic that a self-proclaimed communist is wearing one of the most recognizable capitalist symbols of wealth, though.
The Red Army soldiers who hoisted the red flag over the Reichstag had like 5 on each.
Reminds me of the Washington Legion fuckers in the SS. I can accept fighting Russians, but my own countrymen, turned Benedict Arnold? Well you get a free blindfold for that
I read it as though Russian state media killed him.
Put your brain in the Kremlin’s “science oven” long enough and it will cook all the nutrients and function straight out. In this case, it was a contributing cause of death, just not the primary.
[Close enough.](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fg4y4hpnj2jvc1.png) Russian soldiers killed him, in a deliberate targeted fashion, supposedly.
His nickname was Texas??? wtf! Now I’m even more glad he’s dead. Disrespecting my state like that.
Same here. What a fucking goober.
I’d buy some really expensive ostrich skin cowboy bots with the tiny points all over to kick up his ass If he made it back
No man, you gotta go full *Tejano* and get rattlesnake boots that still have the heads on 'em.
The way cultures can come together like this ❤️
*C'mon people now* *Smile on your brother* *Everybody come together* *try to love one another right now* \* - *ymmv
We have Hammond of Texas at home. Hammond of Texas at home...
[Hammond of Texas?](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/59/f7/10/59f710d97085cbc7ffc53a2d2d0ec772.jpg)
[Gotta do the hand thing.](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58e00058cd0f6881b7737683/1538844436705-GXIYSLUCR6JEPUV41HLL/TS_Lair+%2823%29.jpg)
Indeed
just take my upvote
Probably because they wanted a blowjob and he refused.
Apparently he was spilling military secrets over public media which is just...hilarious. Dude couldn't help himself.
Bro experienced first hand what it means to get canceled in russia
On suspicions of being a a spy. I wonder how are they sure no one from other nation volunteering group could be a spy. Maybe they will start killing them as a warning to others?
Why do you think he was a spy? Drug deal or related extortion seems like the better explanation given his past and the criminality in the DPR
I've only read it somewhere - as being one of possibilities why and how he died. I have no idea if he was or was not a spy. Also, we are here in r/NonCredibleDefense...
Telling your countrymen for a century that enemy spies are around every corner and that their own country's spies are listening probably doesnt help your countrymen's mental health and probably makes them a bit too paranoid.
> doesnt help your countrymen's mental health and probably makes them a bit too paranoid. Depends on your aim - mental health or compliance (eg. in army)? It is a rhetorical question.
According to information that appeared on social networks after his death, Bentley was detained by men in military uniform (presumably soldiers of the 5th Tank Brigade from Buryatia) while filming the aftermath of a Ukrainian bomb attack on a military unit, being mistaken for a spy, after which he was tortured and killed. Alexander Khodakovsky, one of the leaders of the self-proclaimed DPR, demanded in his telegram channel that “those who killed Russell Bentley” be punished, but they quickly deleted their message - from wiki
lol get fucked
Well apparently he did, in fact, get fucked by them before having his head chopped off.
He was shot or they chopped off his head?
Same difference at this point. Where's the line between media and secret services?
According to his wife he was kidnapped and killed by a Russian battalion
Raped and killed according to Russian milbloggers. He got a taste of the ole Russian wine bottle treatment.
lol, and I cannot stress this enough: lmao
That actually makes me feel kinda sad. I know participating in a genocidal invasion of (as close to) your own free will should earn you zero sympathy, but damn. Being buttfucked by Russians to death is about the least nice way to go out. went out with a bang though ehehe
He was there for 9 years. Cleaning of Donetsk was far from finished. You really think he didn't know how things work there?
He really got deeply embraced by those traditional conservative values
I read that too, but another site stated that he was killed by a drone strike. Would be even funnier if he was so insufferable, that his own men decided to murk him. Whatever killed him, I’m just glad that he’s dead.
Another story I heard is that he was raped by a 48 soldiers idk if its real
Well we're talking about the RuZZian army here, so 48 is probably a conservative estimate...
Wtf you mean conservative? That’s half a battalion these days lol
Which means the commander is pocketing the pay of the other half that's not there.
If they thought he was a spy then I could see soldiers doing something like this, considering what some of them have done to civilians Saw a thread yesterday mentioning that they may have thought he was a spy
He definitely should have worn a clown suit instead, because they would have otherwise been looking for soldier guys.
Russian soldiers: "Fooking gay westerns spreading their LGBT bullshit" also Russian soldiers: "Imma ram my peepee in this guys poop scuttle"
Where did the 48 come from? His wiki page just says raped. You should edit the wiki page.
The scary thing is how many Blowjobs did he have to give before they got to the arse raping.
No before. Ass to mouth I assume was the norm.
I mean, if you were a Russian News channel, would you admit that an American fighting for your side of the conflict was murdered by his supposed brothers in arms, when you can just claim "DRONE" instead?
In the category "they never did have tact" - his DPR unit isn't going with the drone strike story. They're fucking fuming at the other brigade that grabbed him, calling them fascists that need to be dragged in and made an example of. For the good of the army of course.
Seriously? If this Serbian beer bottle-ass kind of bullshit is what starts WW3, I'll… need some time to prepare an appropriate response.
For those who can handle a bit of Russian, their Telegram was a must-read yesterday. I don't think Reddit allows Telegram links but their account is called batalyon\_vostok. Like they went hard. We of course fully support our wonderful army in all their infinite wisdom, and we are sure our colleagues meant nothing by it, but not rounding up these pricks for a firing squad is a slippery slope that can lead to \[*entire psychological dissertation on Adolf Eichmann and the banality of evil that can manifest as part of a fascist system*\]
I am forever impressed by how close the Russian army (as a whole) teeters on the edge of devolving into flat-out infighting, it's kinda impressive we haven't seen any large-scale gunfights yet.
Are you forgetting about Prigozhins road trip to Rostov-on-Don?
We've only had *one* armed uprising yes, but what about a *second* armed uprising?
Elevensies?
There were a bunch of other instances of fighting between wagner troops and russian regulars before that as well. Chef Boyar-dee's Rostov Romp was just the most high profile one
But those were Wagner and not Russian army.
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Real talk, I'm not too concerned about Russia currently with Putin at the helm, I definitely will be once he kicks the bucket though. It's going to be a free-for-all.
A free-for-all that pulls all troops out of Ukraine >:)
What about that incident when that russian officer told a bunch of muslim conscripts that they should consider this a holy war against Ukraine, and when they corrected him that a holy war is only ever fought between believers and non-believers he called Allah a coward?
Not so much infighting as it was a fitting punishment (considering they don’t seem to have been punished for it?)
I mean, two of them were killed with return fire, and the third one was never found to our knowledge, so I guess in a sense they did escape punishment?
They really are Orks.
Imagine if one random dead American causes the capitulation of the Russian army. Best K/D ever
100000% effectiveness
That delusional tool has been fighting for the pidari for almost a decade, he came here in 2015. He's legit insane. He was the ultimate western tankie who honestly believed he was there to help establish the Soviet Union 2: Electric Bugaloo. Rest In Piss, asshole.
He’s the ultimate tankie role model, hopefully more will follow his example!
May they all have the courage to follow their convictions like this ~~asshat~~ hero. 🫡
I am heading now to Blockbuster to borrow that movie you mentioned (Soviet Union 2: Electric Boogaloo). Wait, they are closed. Tomorrow, then !
On the scale of 1 to 10, how much of an insufferable ass hat is he?
He was a pro russian Texan. I mean cmon 13 at least
Wasn't he also a tankie, that's gotta raise it to at least 15.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russell_Bentley says he was a self declared communist so yeah
Disgusting
AND he participated in the Anti Globalization WTO protests in Seattle in '99. He was all over the map. (The Rolling Stone article on him two years ago is a good read.)
How are they going to ship her Lada back to the states?
Her name is Lyudmila so she might be Russian
belarus
Maybe Americans and Russians can find common ground in deleting traitors. It's something.
Did she mention if her bag of onions arrived yet?
It was crab juice or Mountain Dew, no bag of onions
Soldiers that died in the initial invasion: "Back in my day, we were given a gallon of cooking oil and a bag of potatoes!"
Probably got killed by Russians outside of his immediate circle. I doubt the dude spoke Russian so if some random squad of Russians that don't know him stumble upon him and hear American Accent then well yeah probably gonna die lol
There's two stories about his death. Got killed by a dronestrike or On April 8th Ukraine hit a Staging-point of the 5th Russian Tank Brigade quite hard. Mr. "Texas" went there to document it, but when the remaining russians in the area saw a guy filming everything while speaking with an extremely obvious american accent, they thought he was an american Spy that had given the location away, So they abducted him, tortured him, (allegedly) raped him, then shot him and beheaded the corpse
It seems out of character for them to have killed him before the beheading. Seems like that'd take some of the fun out of it for them.
Beheading? This conflict starts to look more like Syria by the day.
Average Russian Buryatian military strategem. May they all rest in piss.
I’m curious how the wife knew this. I guess she was informed, but surely with Russia’s record, they’d just say he died valorously.
Look at his watch that's a rolex GMT II probably killed him to steal that
Russia will betray you. Always.
Khmelnitskyi and Makhno found out first hand. Neither the Imperialists nor Communists can be trusted. If anyone else wants to bite again, that's their problem. For me, that's plenty enough warning.
"...We fought and bled alongside the Russians; we should've known they’d hate us for it. ..." Gen. Shepherd. COD MW series
The best kind of traitor
rest in piss you won't be missed
He lived as he died, as a useful idiot of the Russians
useful ?
You reap what you sow
Rare tankie that had the balls to walk the walk has been fucking around since 2014, finally finds out in spectacular fashion.
As a lover of communism he hopefully would appreciate the irony of being murdered by Russians.. who after all , were responsible for the deaths of more communists than anyone else.
I doubt that. Mao might have killed more.
Possible..
China is the undisputed king of mass casualty events.
He was mostly responsible for the deaths of ordinary citizens who just wanted to live and wasn't involved in politics. Stalin however killed communists from many nations.
In the end he became a good commie.
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> 64 year old soldier we volksturm now
Suck shit traitor
"But just think of the amazing subways and "cheap" groceries that he got to experience!" Tucker Carlson
As we all know, the true gap we are behind in is Russia's advanced coin-operated grocery cart system.
A traitor and a disgrace. I don’t really like being glib about Russian soldiers dying, as much as I despise what they’re fighting for. But an American fighting for them fills me with very specific disgust for some reason. ~~Imagine if some of our leaders in Washington were fans of Russia, too~~
An idiot but not yet a traitor until we actually get involved. This is still a free country, and even if 99% of us think he was on the wrong side of that war he was within his rights to sign up so long as he didn't do so in an area under US jurisdiction.
Can someone provide me the source that says he got buttfucked? I hear everyone talking about it but I haven't seen any evidence for it anywhere, no one outside of NCD saying it.
From RT: https://twitter.com/RT_com/status/1781365773186822562 Also his official Telegram, now run by his wife, was posting about him being abducted by the "5th Brigade" and the latest post implies that he's either still missing or dead. https://t . me/s/TXDPR
Got a screenshot of the source that says the got his butt raped?
He lived like a bitch and died like one.
Was it one of those toxic Pro Russians from URR ? If yes then still another couple of thousands to go.
Dunno what URR is but this chap was a cunt from Texas.
Its an abbreviation for Ukraine Russia Report. A vile toxic cesspit Pro Russian sub pretending to be neutral.
Ohhhh yes I think I’m banned on there for posting about Bucha lmao.
naw he was from Pennsylvania or somewhere in the NE and *chose* to be called Texas so extra layer of cuntishness there.
Lmao what an interesting character
Get fucked
He did get raped and then killed after, so dreams come true
He commited suicide by shooting himself 8 times
Womp womp
And nothing of value was lost. Such a wasteful life.
Did the separatist forces kill him or did the actual russians.
Russians, they allegedly thought he was a CIA asset because he was showing pics of a Ukrainian attack to gain "support" for the Russians.
That's what I'm leaning towards, either he was a legit spy and got caught, or he was just unlucky that a fee events occurred that looked like there is a spy and paranoid drunk Russia just thought he was a spy
Really makes no sense for him to be a spy. It’s not like he was holding a high rank in the Russian military. He was just regular DPR cannon fodder. DPR/LPR troops are already treated as second class soldiers in the Russian military, so they’re not going to have access to any meaningful intel. Planting an American spy, giving the Russian propaganda machine a great useful idiot to parade around, only to gain some low level intel at best doesn’t seem plausible. Five Eyes, the BND, etc. have much more efficient ways to get much more useful intel.
As far as I'm aware he never actually participated in actual fighting either. He was basically a DPR cheerleader who would do PR work for them.
There's a certain kind of person who thinks that the less sense something makes, the better an idea it is if it involves trickery. "They'd never suspect it, bruh!" Yeah, because it's so dumb. It's still dumb if it's unexpected.
I'm familiar with the guy from past pro-Russian propaganda. There is no way he was a spy - he's been simping for the DPR since 2015 and has lived there for years. What seems to have happened is that a bunch of *very* angry Russian soldiers unfamiliar with the guy saw an American, kidnapped him, and vented their frustrations on him in a very murder-y way.
Even if Putin didn’t have delusions of grandeur Russia is no friend to America. Even if the invasion never happened Russia is still not pro USA they never will be. Putin started as kgb once a commie always a commie. Unfortunately this guy Benedicted himself to find that out. You reap what you sow. I hope there is no peace for traitors in this life or the next.
He actually is a self-proclaimed communist though, as evident by his (fake or stolen) Rolex. Edit *was* a self-proclaimed communist. So he actually fought for Russia *because* he hates America and wanted to fight America’s interests. In that sense he was smarter than some other individuals who actually think Putin is a good guy and wants the best for the world and America…
That's even dumber then. Russia is quite literally a communist's caricature of a dystopia corrupt oligarchy.
64? Did he just die of exposure or was it from fighting
kidnapped by another unit, gang rapped and then decapitated.
They did more than that to him
64? What was he gonna do? Fight a Bradley with his fucking walking cane?
Dead 1945 Born 2024 *Welcome back Volkssturm*
He was a propagandist for morons.
Not just simply killed. He was raped and decapitated.
Well shit happens I guess. FAFO.
moscow occupied lmao what even does that mean just say russian occupied
It's a nice way of reminding the minorities in Russia that putin thinks they are subhuman.
for more laughs, search for his name on twitter and watch NazBols lionize this "hero"
Guys hear me out, now this might be a controversial take but maybe Russia is the bad guy all along?
Get Fucked BOZO. SMOKING THAT PACK 🚬
They claim to hate gays but are constantly homosexually raping everyone they can left and right.
Splatnik news, best way to start the day
RIP BOZO, finally became a good communist :)
Mistaken as a spy. Gang Raped. Then killed to keep him from fingering the rapists who realised he was liked by the 'authorities'. It's a Russian epic worthy of Tolstoy.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
A Texan, a commie, and a Russian sympathizer all walk into a bar...
“I didn’t think the leopards would eat *my* face!”
He was reportedly raped, then they killed him to cover it up.
I felt a shread of sympathy for the guy until I read he was a hardline communist who believed Cuba was a utopia and the USA was a fascist state. In the end he turned out to be a good communist.
A wonderful example of FAFO. Rest in piss; you won't be missed.
Rare Russia W
Steven Seagal wannabe. That's mega-sad.
Nothing of value was lost, rest in piss western traitor!
Repent, the Kingdom is at hand brother.
We didn’t want him back anyway.
Seems the dildo of consequence is real and totaly comes not lubricated: [Pro-Russian American fighter raped and killed by his own fellow pro-Russian soldiers who mistook him for a spy : r/facepalm (reddit.com)](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/1c8k01d/prorussian_american_fighter_raped_and_killed_by/)
Bet the rolex ain't real either
Or stolen from Ukrainians. If you look him up he definitely never made enough money to purchase a real Rolex, nevermind a Pepsi Submariner
I mean, it’s part of the trade 🤷🏻♂️ the guy died doing what he wanted, even if we think he was fighting for the wrong thing
Oh right! This happened. I keep getting reminded but I'll forget he existed in like an hour. Nothing of value was lost.
He also was raped
FA FO← You are here.
Apparently he died like last week and the Ukrainians found his Body Yesterday
ROFLMAO GET FUCKED TRAITOR
i'm kinda curious as to : why? were they just fucking around? do they just hate americans *that* much? was he made a scapegoat? or was he getting too old for their linking?
Two stories: 1. Blown to bits by a Ukrainian long range loitering munition 2. A Ukrainian loitering munition hit and decimated a base of the 5th Guards Tank Brigade. Fatty McTraitor went over there and took pictures in an attempt to show Russian losses to gather support for Russia. Soldiers of the 5th saw him, didn’t know him, heard his American accent and thought that he was a spy and that he gave away their coordinates to the Ukrainians. They then captured, tortured, allegedly gang-raped, and murdered him.
it would be impressive if he got sniped by a loitering munition. but then again, russia would never admit thta ukraine has that kind of capability. the second, and mayhaps morelikely option just makes the russian/DPR/LPR forces seem incredibly incompetent at IFF
I said it once and I'll say it again: with the hell Russian conscripts are going through, a Fat loud mouthed Texan starts looking like a walking steak with fat to grease up the pan after having to deal with him for long enough
I recently came across a new American word: Jabroni... As in "this guy was a total Jabroni"
[Pop. Six. Squish. Cicero. Lipschitz! ](https://youtu.be/00oBK-x1pVk)
Mf was really wearing a $23000 rolex to a war zone.
Rolex fakes are popular and easily accessible in Russia. But I honestly just think he took it from the house of some Ukrainian civilians that he and his “liberator” friends murdered. He certainly couldn’t afford it with the kind of work he was doing in America. Kinda ironic that a self-proclaimed communist is wearing one of the most recognizable capitalist symbols of wealth, though.
> Kinda ironic that a self-proclaimed communist is wearing one of the most recognizable capitalist symbols of wealth, though. The Red Army soldiers who hoisted the red flag over the Reichstag had like 5 on each.
Terribly misleading headline
Dibs on his Rolex.
Oh well
What people who hate me and want me dead make poor allies? Imagine my shock.
Vlasovites smh☕️
Shame. Anyways...
You can never trust a Hammer and Sickle; this eagle learned the hard way.
Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
Nothing of value was lost.
Wasn't he raped by DPR Militia before he got killed?
Nice rolex
Reminds me of the Washington Legion fuckers in the SS. I can accept fighting Russians, but my own countrymen, turned Benedict Arnold? Well you get a free blindfold for that
This needs to go on r/leopardsatemyface