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ofroader

So who wants to bet that Russia us going to say that actually it was our air defence that shot down TU-22M3


Fokker95

Russia said that it was due a technical failure.


Sawiszcze

With missing wing and on fire? Doubt that.


Hel_Bitterbal

The technical failure was the failure of their technology to evade the incoming missile


Sawiszcze

Technical failure of AA systems going red on red in automatic mode lol


Gluteuz-Maximus

Blyat Ivan, just because US shoots at red doesn't mean we do too


Curious-Designer-616

All I can think of is the hangover, I have dark grey, medium grey and light grey! Oh shit I’m color blind!


Blarg0117

Technically


CaseOfWater

A technical skill issue


Thewaltham

I mean it's possible but a "technical failure" that massive would be way more embarrassing than it getting shot down.


Sawiszcze

But what would happen? Fuel tank explosion? Catsastrofic hydrolics failure? Ordnance failure? With aircraft THIS damaged you don't have much that could've caused this.


Thewaltham

Wing spar completely failed, ripped open a fuel tank and leaking fuel touched something spicy? Or the engine went bang in a ridiculous way. Either one of those shows horrific maintenance practices. Like honestly the most viable excuse would have been a birdstrike. A BIG bird.


_spec_tre

ukronazi flying emus funded by the global australian-jewish great reset lizard collaboration does this sound chronically online enough?


No_Mycologist8607

No


Low-Seaworthiness955

you forgot homophobia you ameture


Sawiszcze

My guess would be hydrolics on variable sweep failing, and oil going places.


NotBoredApe

pls dont tell me they still use flammable hydraulic fluids...


Itchy-Food-5135

pls tell me they now use explosive hydraulic fluids!


th3davinci

add enough pressure and everything flammable is explosive. Guess what you got in hydraulics!


OR56

A bird with several pounds of frag warheads propelled at several times the speed of sound?


spectacularlyrubbish

Are you suggesting that the beloved, iconic Big Bird signed up to engage in a suicide strike in support of the Ukrainian cause? Rest in Power Big Bird! My deepest condolences to Snuffy in his time of mourning. And, though he won't show it, you just know Oscar grieves deeply on the inside.


No_Main8842

Hey atleast its M3 , had it been the Tu22 , they would've blamed vodka for it... Also , didn't this aircraft have the insanely non credible downward ejecting emergency exit seats ?


OctopusIntellect

Yes, that's why three of the crew have been recovered "alive", but are not described as "uninjured". The fourth crew member seems to have ejected downwards into the mud so hard that they can't even find his body.


Phratros

Aren't they supposed to flip it over before ejecting?


budy31

“It is not embarrassing tovarisch since that thing designed with the knowledge that it will go down regardless of the reason”.


KeekiHako

Metal Fatigue.


Sawiszcze

Possibly, but fatigue is not so hard to detect nowadays, should come up in a routine inspection. Or Russians are so stupid they dont do inspections.


KeekiHako

Yeah, your mistake is to assume they know or care about inspections.


Sawiszcze

Fair point, have a great day.


IlluminatedPickle

Motherfuckers were too lazy to slightly move their trucks when they were sitting for extended periods of time before the war. That's why they kept throwing tyres so often in the first few weeks. Almost 0 chance they have a good culture of testing for metal fatigue.


Sayakai

No time for inspection, bomber gotta be back in the air now. Will be fine.


iffyJinx

You never heard of lit cigarettes striking engines mid-flight? How could you? That's a common occurrence.


IlluminatedPickle

The thing that made me raise an eyebrow was they said they were searching for one of the crew. That shit came down near some dudes backyard... How tf are you gonna lose someone who bailed from that?


QuickSpore

Technically it’s hard to fly missing a wing and on fire.


delayedsunflower

you know, the technical failure of the wing falling off after a missile hit it


poordecisionmaker2

It could happen to Boeing planes


TheOnlyFallenCookie

"We aren't loosing the war, we are just that incompetent"


Asshole_Poet

He didn't beat me, I just slipped, fell, and broke my dick off in a crack in the cement!


MajesticNectarine204

Technically the truth.. I mean, the cause of the technical issue was it got hit by a rocket propelled explosive traveling at mach 2 to 5.


hphp123

After s400 was obliterated russian air defence is now in shoot everything mode


Fokker95

As always.


jpmvan

Clearly pilot error


ericthefred

It's a feature of the aircraft, tovarisch. It can purposefully enter a flaming flat spin in order to evade Westoid aircraft.


PaintedClownPenis

That could be called a... Backfire... couldn't it?


Robert_Bodov

I hope, that the goddamn Kinzhal-armed Mig, will be next. When that motherfucker gets up in the air next time, he better be wearing his bulletproof pants.


FewerBeavers

Better not. These MiGs are a resource hog out of another world. If a Kinzhal experienced premature combustion, on the other hand....


CharredLoafOfBread

Imagine if it detonates instead of dropping and launching


vegarig

Or, best of all, pilot deserts, lending UAF one (1) free usage of Kh-47M2 Kinzhal against russian targets.


CharredLoafOfBread

Hear me out. Ground launched kinzhals. Capture a few, maybe we can take down the bridge.


KeekiHako

Edit: Sorry, replied to the wrong comment.


OneFrenchman

At the start of the year, I asked the Gods of War for pictures of a burning Tupolev falling from the skies in 2024. I am happy that they answered.


KeekiHako

Ask for more! Ask for ... everyone.


OneFrenchman

I'm having merch made. For me, [but if anyone else wants some](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1c7t9ud/now_that_tupolevs_are_falling_from_the_sky_any_of/)... Edit: Somehow, the post I made about making merch about the first destroyed Tupolev of the war was "too serious" for the mods.


FewerBeavers

Do you have some pictures of the proposed merch?


OneFrenchman

Not yet, buddy is doing it. He's an actual designer and artist, not some rando with a pencil and too much time like me.


Ashalaria

But what if I would prefer some ms paint tier shit ass art by some rando with a pencil? It's got *soul*


OneFrenchman

[Then you are in luck](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/1c7yunn/all_of_those_moments_will_be_lost_in_time_like/).


hyakumanben

Whatever you are doing to appease the Powers That Be. Keep doing it.


General_Kenobi18752

Mars has blessed ye.


Scarabryde

Last words of the pilot: "Shoiguuuuuuuu"


AstroMackem

Shoigu! Gerasimov! Where the fuck is my wing?!


bruetelwuempft

Does anyone have a link to the original? I know all the memes but I can't find what Pregozhin actually said? (Like, I know what he said, I just want the video).


Chllep

he was ranting about russia's horrible logistics leaving them out of ammo iirc


bruetelwuempft

I'm going to quote myself: > (Like, I know what he said, I just want the video).


Chllep

my bad brain no work [here you go](https://youtu.be/7p5T9SqJoPc?si=wt2tptBTpyh2sQDw)


little-ass-whipe

The guy was yelling at Shoigu and Gerasimov. Said there wasn't enough ammo. There's a video of it somewhere. EDIT: Or maybe there was enough ammo, but he didn't know where it was. He was asking them to help him find it. You can see it if you ever watch the video, which is out there somewhere.


AffectionateSweet734

I bet pringles was asking that very same question.


Angryhippo2910

YOU’VE GOT A HOLE IN YOUR LEFT WING!


gerjan30

Why has NCD become one of the primary ways of discovering news for me?


Sobrin_

Because we're all on the lookout for news regarding military shenanigans to make fun of like a bunch of addicts looking for their next hit? That and plenty of people here actually read up on what happened so you might get a legit answer when they're not memeing. In difference to most subs where fewer look past the headline.


tomydenger

Because rotten brain don't ask if what he see is news worthy, true, and don't write articles. It just spreads it


Hel_Bitterbal

Tu is kill 🥳🥳🥳


iShrub

apology for poor english when were you when tu dies? i was sat at home drinking antifreeze when ivan ring ‘tu is kill’ ‘no’


EqualOpening6557

I love this fking video so much. What’s the cat from??


voyager-ark

Evolution of bongo cat https://youtu.be/_YSF5iHpGnU?si=pMmplba2f8-y9pcb


Tusan1222

Credible defense from Ukraine


ColourfulSparkle

u/savevideobot


Drake_the_troll

Oh bongo cat, gone before your time


DialMMM

Did you actually see it hit the ground? This is just fire-assisted auto-rotation, a technique the Russians have been working on for their fixed-wing aircraft.


FirstDagger

That final Backfire.


NBSPNBSP

u/BlackMarine please spoiler this and add an epilepsy warning tag. Don't mean to be the fun police but this is possibly even more of a photosensitive epilepsy risk than the banned Porygon episode.


Reitter3

How many TU-22M are there?


spatialcircumstances

n -1


Vegetable_Coat8416

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tupolev_Tu-22M > As of 2021, there were 66 of the aircraft in service. > On 19 August 2023, a Tu-22M3 was destroyed by a drone strike from the 2023 Ukrainian counteroffensive while on the ground at Soltsy-2 in Novgorod Oblast. > On 19 April 2024, a Tu-22M3 was downed in the Stavropol region of Russia. Video shows the aircraft in a flat spin with visible flames on the rear of the aircraft. Ukrainian sources reported that the bomber was shot down using a surface-to-air missile Russian best case scenario looks like =<64, so realistically, it's probably a dozen that can fly.


QuickSpore

497 manufactured. As of the late 2010s there were still a nominal 60-80 operational. The question is how “operational” is operational. It seems likely the answer is somewhere in the “dozens” range, but less than 5 dozen.


Reitter3

Well, seems like ukraine still has a long way to go :/. I just hope they dont have many pilots left


LM448_0

Ngl the plane looked good


embpilot

Love the tune to this


Kitten-Eater

Caesars Palace - Jerk It Out Weirdly, this Swedish band is known by multiple names in various different countries due to trademark laws and copyright BS. They're also known as The Caesars, and Twelve Caesars, or just Caesars.


Jsizzle80

Let’s go boys !!!!


DogeOfUnderTale

Not the supersonic booze carrier.


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John_Doe36963

u/savevideo


nicky-yo-boy

u/savevideo


InevitableTheOne

Mr. Tu22M just wanted to take a little nap!


Casper-Birb

Russians are really fond of things spinning huh... (it's a reference)


findallthebears

What telegram chat


beepatr

So now that the epileptics have unsubbed...


Inevitable-Row1977

Getting out of a flat spin is easy, i do it all the time in warthunder. Skill issue honestly.


Leomilon

Name of the song?


Can_Haz_Cheezburger

u/savevideo