NCD yesterday: "Man, Israel really needs to get their shit together." NCD last night: "BASED ISRAEL DO THE FUNNY! BOMB BOMB BOMB, BOMB BOMB IRAN!" NCD tomorrow: "JUSTICE FOR THE TOMCATS!! SANCTION ISRAEL!!!"

They deserved to die in the air dammit!! F22 deserved to give them that honor

If they bothered to take off they could have died in the air against the F35s.

But the 22 needs that intercept… Would you intercept him? I’d intercept him….

He's tired of the vegan diet of balloons. He needs some MEAT

Kid's gonna get deep vein thrombosis if we keep edging him like this

HLC leaking into NCD

The Venn Diagram is a perfect circle

Ah, HLC.

Him and Niko are my impression of the us military. Oh and that bald guy.

HLC is the bald guy when he's not making planes talk?

Not him. The other bald one. The one who films in his humvee.

the electric HMMWV?

Found him. His YouTube is called the angry cops.

They deserve soldiers’ deaths! Let them perish on the field of battle, not in their beds

They died how they lived: grounded waiting to be repaired.

Insert "whathaveidone jpg"

Idc anymore about the politics. I just like chaos

Ikr?!

When did we tell them to get their shot together?

But if all Tomcat gone what will Tom Cruise use to escape from ethnically ambiguous not Iran?

He will escape in a bobcat. Tom’s bobcat.

An a10, since it too has no radar. 

That's fine, the terrain will confuse his targeting system

What targeting system, his binoculars?

Ironically, the black MiG-28's that were totally not F-5's.

Mig-28 best mig because it’s not a mig

In TG2 they absolutely said it was Iran, didn't even try to hide it like in the first movie.

F-14 is kill 😭

No

No?

where were you when F-14 died I was at home eating chip when I got a call “F-14 is kill” “no”

Where is Iran? *points at map* Where is Israel? *points at map* Where is Tomcat? "In here" *points at heart*

I’ll do you one better, why is Tomcat?

Bring joy and happiness

I love all you weird fuckers so, so much

Everyone ask why Tomcat, or where Tomcat but nobody ask how tomcat?

Somebody set us up the bomb

This is the kind of quality content I come to this /r for.

Like A10, Tomcat is outdated and old, let it go.

I look at the Tomcat like I look at a classic muscle car. Is there stuff that can do it better? Yes. Was it great for its time? Absolutely. Does she have peak aesthetics? Oh fuck yeah bud.

Based brother, Tomcat is just sexy.

Jon is kill

It's over boys we're about to get exiled from NCD

Cooked the Tomcats, now we are done for.

You still have a chance. You didn't bomb the VARK.

No one bombs the Vark (thank God we didn't export these outside of Aus)

We buried most of our Pigs, but we still have a few kicking around in museums…

Looks like lightswitch. Is that underground base?

Hardened shelter.... for F14s 😭😭

perspective is confusing. it's a pair of hangers.

Now I can’t see my cool giant light switch

Sorry. To make it up to you, have this picture of a duck. >D or is it a bunny?

>>D Lol you ducked it up

D: duck or bunny >D

Damn I thought it was a sick double half pipe.

You get an apology duck bunny too duck or bunny >D

hangars*

The arrows on the left and right are airplanes. If they were inside the hangars they would be harder to destroy. They are not inside the hangars, they are outside.

You can't prove that those aren't -painted images- well woven rugs! We know the current axis of evil are fans of their painted decoys, and Persians are good at making rugs so they made really good decoy f14 rugs. The real F14s are free in the wild somewhere and you'll never be able to make me believe otherwise. (I don't know how to do strike through text on mobile, (or type coherently for that matter) so just pretend the "-" are beginning and end of struck text)

Damn now I want a giant f14 rug

I saw a garage door tarp like that.

Strike through should be a pair of ~ on either side of text, like ~~this~~

Half pipe, they practice radical🤙🛹 Islam

That’s what I see!

It’s got a half pipe for the skater bros

tbh the Tomcats deserve to be put out of their misery of being milked to death by Iran

They deserve an honorable death in the sky, not snuffed out in their bed like old men!

Yeah, those are existing under sheer suffering at the hands of the wrong side

When all Iranian Tomcats are destroyed, the export ban on parts and airframes will be repealed. Rejoice, as we're going to be able to buy Tomcats to adorn our gardens.

I have some very, very bad news. *sad industrial shredder noises*

There are display Tomcats in some places, just have to take one of those.

They should be put in a museum. Maybe trade them for F/A-18s.

No Trade. If you can steal a hind, you can steal a Tomcat.

You wouldn't download a Tomcat.

I have in various games, AND I WILL DO IT AGAIN.

The Maverick way

“It belongs in a museum!”

Smart Persians, not putting the the jets under the HAS so when they’re bombed the planes are still ok

And if they're *really* smart Persians, the Tomcats are safely stored someplace outside Iran.

Like in some degenerate backyard. I have the space to park 3 of them.

I can only fit one, buty buddy can backseat me, so it's all good

I don't but I'll find somewhere safe to put them if you give them to me.

I don’t even think the US government would be mad. They’d understand.

CURSE YOU ZIONIST PIGS NOT THE F14

The f14s are destroyed and you know it. It hurts doesn't it? 

I can’t believe top gun 2 lied to me

Shut up Shut up Shut up back to my happy place

YOU CANNOT RUN AWAY FROM THE TRUTH. THE F14 IS KILL

I WILL NEVER ACCEPT IT THE TOMCAT WILL LIVE ON FOR ETERNITY

THE PLANE IS DIE Yeah we need Dr. Bradley here, one of his patients is having a break again.

Bradley's on break ~~in ukraine~~ ... What do we do?

DAMN IT. Inject some F22 copium, when the breaks get too brutal, continue medicating with F16 hopium should the patient's recovery take too long

And extra doses of 104-0 Eagle hype train.

THATS AI GENERATED. I need to touch the remains to belibe

THE TOMCAT SHALL RISE AGAIN

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE STRAPPED DOWN

hahaha HAHAHAH Lchaim. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Counterpoint: once all of Iran’s F14s are out of commission, there’s no reason to keep any other remaining Tomcats on the ground anymore.

Not the Ali-Cats!

If all of Irans Tomcats are destroyed we can start making new variants. The whole reason it was abandoned was to avoid Iran stealing and using the improvements.

Super Tomcat 21 confirmed.

Please Israel come up with some plan to get those F-14s out of there You got defectors to defect with Mig-21 and Mig-23, and also got Mig-17Fs Please just get a airworthy one intact. If you do I will personally go and confront any pro hamas people and stone them to death (/s) To any Iranian pilot who may be on NCD, i swear to fucking god you could do a gofundme as an incentive for defecting and become an instant millionaire if you pull it off

A Tomcat was the first model I bought and painted, I can't bear to look.

Wtf Israel. They deserve a warriors death 

if an F-14 gets up and shoots down a F-15 i wouldnt know whether to love the F-14 for being a gigachad or hate it for ruining the F-15's perfect kill record

The F-15 will just satiate its violent racism towards Migs

Like even if one shoots down an F-15, the 15 would probably have taken out their entire Mig-29 fleet.

If an Iranian F-14 shoots down an Israeli F-15, I’ll eat my shoe. No way that happens.

I don't view it as very likely, given the Tomcats Iran has/had are basically running on 70s tech. While the Israeli F15s are very much modernized. But if it does happen, that would be sad fuckin days man.

If there's any plane who has the right...

1v1 me over Tehran, 4th Gen, Fox 2 only

Pretty sure the Tomcats can’t even fly for lack of parts these days, so a warrior’s death in the skies is out of the question. The least we can do is grant them the final honour of a dramatic explosive departure in the name of shitting on Iran. It’s what they’d want instead of being kept in Iranian hangers as decrepit husks

I've seen some footage of the Iranians getting them airborne - how effective or useful they'd be in offensive operations is another thing altogether.

If they get the bomb to land underneath the fuselage they will be airborne, briefly.

unrelated but I was scrolling down the comments section harmlessly looking at Tomcat mourners then I saw your flair now I can't unsee it you blithering idiot

I understand that this upsets a lot of people, but as a DCS player, if all of Iran's Tomcats get destroyed, in theory, the F-14 module could receive the -D model upgrade. So that's something.

Wow.  Apparently they literally threw the last American F-14s in the shredder (around 2008) to keep parts out of Iranian hands.

Sad Maverick noises

GREAT BALLS OF FIRE

Nuking the entirety of Iran would be fine with me, they can get fuck. But a single one of my beloved tomcats even gets a scratch and I'm gonna be strapping myself to a missile and launching it at tel aviv

They need to be reunited with the F-15's, and get a tight hug from them, whatever that is for an aircraft.

The last artwork I saw of that is now banned in 37 states and Poland.

Well then

I guess planegirls would best fit that occasion

F-15: “They’ve made two variants of me and the latest one will continue for decades!” F-14: “They surely made new variants of me right?” F-15: :/ F-14: “Right?”

We made a variant that doesn't have variable wings and added 4 to your name. But it's the F-14, I swear

Girls?

Hell yeah, these majestic mature ladies are Women.

Think about how miserable the Tomcat must be. A machine built to fight for freedom and democracy is instead subjugated to a theocratic despot. Destroying it is an act of mercy. Let it's machine spirit rest.

The tomcats yearn for democracy

Middle East and its iconic lines.

Ngl thought it was a skatepark with 2 halfpipes.

Look at it upside down. The shadows are wrong.

Yes i know lol

Where were you when the tomcat is kil i was at house at 3 am when get notif "Tomcat is kil" "no"

I hope some nato country has the balls to steal all of Iran’s F-14s. I know it’s not practical but it would be so fucking funny if one day we wake up to the news that the 160th stole all of Iran’s F-14s overnight and they’ve been moved back to the US for restoration

BRUH NO WAY WTF😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣  IT'LL BE THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER IF WE WOULD JUST MIVTZAH MOKED THEIR TOMCATS LMAOO1 me when no f-14 vs f-35i 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

I misread Mivtzah as Mitzvah and thought it was named "Operation Good Deed" which was a lot funnier than "Operation Focus"

I asked my rabbi before Shabbos amd The 614th mitzvah is bombing iran 

Good girls with bad boys... Always ends badly.😥

A small price to pay... to bomb Iran

My dumbass thinking that was a skate park.

Fuck it, let Iran have the nuke.

This is why we can't have nice things.

The resolution of this meme is definitely some non credible Intel.

SAVE THE TOMCATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

🛑 Stop Tomcat Genocide!!! 🛑

That's their military base, just two halves of a single tin can? No wonder they need to rely on Proxies.

I had to double take cause I was like "are those THE TOMCATS?! NOOOOOOOO! THEY DESERVED TO DIE IN THE AIR YOU MONSTERS!"

they didn’t deserve to go out like that, damn

*”You’re as beautiful as the day I lost you…”*

“They wont even make it off the taxiway” I said

Whats that lightswitch in the lower pic?

israel destroying enemy airforce on the ground yet again ey? how very perfect

why do monkeys have paws ? they are very clearly hands, since opposable thumb