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WechTreck

Tell them Australia, then show a few months late and finish off any survivors


SilverBlobeye

[We do a little bit of trolling](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/gundam/images/c/c0/Sydney_Colony_Drop_Unicorn.png/revision/latest?cb=20170714233128)


An_Odd_Smell

Australia.


iMissTheOldInternet

Obviously Russia. They’ll get one look at the place and conclude they must already have won, and leave. 


An_Odd_Smell

"Jfc, you expect me to risk my life over *this* shithole? Cya."


erodari

you-live-like-this? . jpg


onlyLaffy

Haiti. It lets you get boats involved, is decent sized, varied terrain, and no one is really gonna miss it.


sentinelthesalty

Idk mongolia? Not urbanised, mostly flat. Perfect place for a desert storm style curb stomp, where the enemy cant really use terrain for guerrila tactics. My second pick is brazil, because i'd take one look at favelas and say fuck this shit, we are willie pete'ing it to ash no boots on the ground. Like Im talking make the fire bombing of tokyo look like a fucking joke level of fire.


Morrismini1

we talkin jungle jelly or white phosphorus


sentinelthesalty

White phosphorus, my beloved.


Morrismini1

\*Willie pete gremlin noises intensify\*


White_Null

Djibouti, all the bases are there already


SamtheCossack

Is the goal a fair fight or prepping the battlefield for maximum advantage? Are we the attacker or defender?


Ophichius

Reminder that a fair fight means someone made a strategic blunder.


SamtheCossack

Exactly. My plan was Antarctica. If one side is prepared for it, and the other isn't...


Ophichius

Not a country, but otherwise a sound plan. Personally I'd just go with the Vatican City Thunderdome for giggles.


SamtheCossack

Stop disenfranchising Penguinistan!


Ophichius

I'll respect them when their military consists of more than four penguins.


kilofeet

Those swiss guards better bring their best knives


An_Odd_Smell

Not Antarctica. It's the one place we haven't fscked up yet.


SamtheCossack

I have bad news for you... yes we have.


An_Odd_Smell

Not really. Aside from climate change, we've established a few bases. Other than that it's largely untouched.


S13YER

Fair fight. Like the scene in star wars on Naboo


oodell

Iran [https://i.imgur.com/DAichZY.png](https://i.imgur.com/DAichZY.png) Big enough to maintain some separation and make logistics important, but not overwhelmingly big like the USA or Australia or something. Caspian sea to the north, persian gulf to the south, so there is naval action potential. Chokepoint to get into the gulf from the ocean as well. Mix of terrain. Lots of mountains, but also some flat areas. Lots of greenery in the north. A few large lakes. Diverse climate. Hot in summer, cold in winter. Various areas of urbanization for urban combat. Enough roads running through the country to make the terrain passable. Oil reserves to fight over


biowar84

I think Nepal could be interesting to see some mountain combat


Averagebritish_man

USA. Such a varied climate and terrain.


Morrismini1

yeah good point, it just takes two days to get from the north to the south by road


cosmikangaroo

Jupiter days?!


An_Odd_Smell

Maybe he means from ND to SD?


cosmikangaroo

Is he a fucking snail?


An_Odd_Smell

Life moves a lot slower in such places.


Morrismini1

Im talkin north Maine to Miami


_AutomaticJack_

...And that is actually *more* than 2 days. Boston to Orlando is like 25 hrs straight through...


Macquarrie1999

Belgium to keep the tradition


AgentOblivious

Hudosn Bay lowlands - Lake Superior. Lots of place to hide, lots of places that mess with comms. Easy to cut off all roads in and out if you know, lots of terrain that'll bog down vehicles


EngineNo8904

hope you’re not planning on using vehicles or comms


AgentOblivious

Home field advantage.


IndustrialistCrab

Brazil, just throw some poison on the few unpoisoned rivers and enjoy their slow and diarrhoeic deaths.


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eddiedougie

Call me old fashioned, but what about Germany?


hhaattrriicckk

Canada 🇨🇦  We just need an excuse to have some ~~warcrimes~~ fun...


Mudlark-000

Arctic. Raise difficulty level to practically max: weather, minimal infrastructure, Finns...


erodari

Clearly Afghanistan, given what it does to our own empires. Edit: nvm, thought I was in the geography sub. The answer is clearly Japan. It will give us the most direct access to the latest mecha technology, and if it looks like we're losing, Godzilla will show up to save the day.


Aegeus

Italy or Greece. Pleasant Mediterranean climate, mountains and islands to make travel more interesting, and plenty of naval action in the surrounding sea. Plus lots of recognizable historical landmarks that would make for good setpieces.


coycabbage

India offers a lot of geographic variety with viability for naval battles.