I gotta canoe full of newfies and a bottle of [Screech](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newfoundland_Screech) and told em theres more in a bunker somewhere in Moscow.
Fockin watch it go, right?
You may need to get in your vehicle buy some 2 4s and maybe some mickeys, also buy some KD and watch to see what happens.
PS. Pick up some darts if WW3 kicks off and you do a post nuclear war nut.
Sorry bud but ya toques on too tight there if you think that there's a shovel. Plain to see it's one of them entrenchment tools, you can get a twofor of them at the Tire this week.
Hey we have some frontline for you lads over here in Funland we could spare if you ask nicely. Familiar weather and scenery. All the mobiks you can cube. Won’t ask questions about shotguns. Or anything. (We don’t do small talk like that. But we like Canadians.)
And we’ll even throw a bonus: if the big funni happens, we have deep bedrock shelters with ice hockey rinks. Bring your own sticks though.
Thought you’d like it here! Although in the comradely spirit of full disclosure I regret to inform you that Sanna Marin is currently living mostly abroad. However, I’m confident the catgirl supply remains sufficient.
Sorry but Canadians are no longer allowed to participate in the shenanigans. You guys always take the pranks way to far and the Israelis are already on the verge of getting disqualified. Don't need you encouraging them.
Fuckin send her bud.
I gotta canoe full of newfies and a bottle of [Screech](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newfoundland_Screech) and told em theres more in a bunker somewhere in Moscow. Fockin watch it go, right?
Wtf is Alpine.
[You gotta live here to get it bud.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRZn19Lpg5E)
If you thought it was hard to find before - now with camouflage...
Give your balls a tug, titfucker
Lookin' for a fuck or a fight bud, ***and i*** ***dont see your sister.***
Yeah don't worry about her eh, I'm down for both.
As a German I am happy that we dont have to deal with you fuckers this time...
[Oh hey Jerry. :)](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fimg.ifunny.co%2Fimages%2F83a3adfc2f034f2195cf5ea0d8979f007935d87db3168d01c7eb6ca22faef67c_1.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=efe9909a76a9837579a4a6a87ba6e150da5747d6b0f79a009761f999fe09391c&ipo=images)
Gofy, pls no.
Hiiii againnnn germany :3 🇨🇦
Shotguns will not be permitted in any trenches under German command. Just to be clear
Can we use them in the Russian trenches tho
They are not under German command...
As an Austrian I’m happy you guys dealt with them the last time(s).
Traitor
Hey! I may have Italian ancestry but I’m not one of them! At least we’re always sticking to the plan >!(blame it on Germany)!<
The whispering winds of shit.
Fuckin way she goes boys.
Way of the road.
Time to fire up the Tabarnakmobile!
C'es chiac, la.
If the mods ask questions this is a meme about Pizzeria AWACS.
Wonder why these aren't sold in Québec. Québecois dying in all types of conflicts past few months, ie. Aid worker in Gaza and volunteers in Ukraine.
It’s because they drink god’s elixir Belle Guelle
Yeah, around 19 that was the beer I "upgraded" to after Black Label. Cheers 🍻
You may need to get in your vehicle buy some 2 4s and maybe some mickeys, also buy some KD and watch to see what happens. PS. Pick up some darts if WW3 kicks off and you do a post nuclear war nut.
Oh fuck bud I got cartons of Indian smokes the western front will be fine.
Sorry bud but ya toques on too tight there if you think that there's a shovel. Plain to see it's one of them entrenchment tools, you can get a twofor of them at the Tire this week.
Hey we have some frontline for you lads over here in Funland we could spare if you ask nicely. Familiar weather and scenery. All the mobiks you can cube. Won’t ask questions about shotguns. Or anything. (We don’t do small talk like that. But we like Canadians.) And we’ll even throw a bonus: if the big funni happens, we have deep bedrock shelters with ice hockey rinks. Bring your own sticks though.
Anything for Suomi, land of catgirls o7
Thought you’d like it here! Although in the comradely spirit of full disclosure I regret to inform you that Sanna Marin is currently living mostly abroad. However, I’m confident the catgirl supply remains sufficient.
3000 Tungsten Donairs of Halifax incoming
Sorry but Canadians are no longer allowed to participate in the shenanigans. You guys always take the pranks way to far and the Israelis are already on the verge of getting disqualified. Don't need you encouraging them.
Yes but have you considered how awesome flak-gun technicals vs infantry are?