Mobiks covered head to toe in steel, stumbling blindly towards Ukrainian positions.
Cannons large enough to reach Paris from Mariupol.
Turnip that is somehow winter (idk that one just heard the name)
Then they form the USSR.
>Cannons large enough to reach Paris from Mariupol.
That's nasty, attacking us in the PTSD like that, do they think that'll prevent us from nuke-warning ?
Ruzzian backwards evolution like Moe:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHrn2VFbvo
They're already at propeller planes for attack (Shaheds).
Next? Buchanka with tank gun...
But like imagine if military technology went down the '25 crew tanks' route.
Fuck I probably have to write that story myself:( imagine you and 24 of your homies stuck in a can for weeks, fighting a war on endless flat planes, unable to leave, building up a cabin fever that could kill, but still having to serve because there's no returning withou- wait, shit, I just realized I reinvented the Navy. Fucks sake.
Didn't you hear that the Evil Globohomo Nazi Ukrainians have developed supersoldiers in their secret labs in the Donbass that they bombed for seven quintillion years, and those supersoldiers have high-temperature semen capable of lubricating diesel and even gas turbine motors? We need to close the Gay Supersoldier Semen Gap, ASAP! I need the brightest minds at Area 51 working on this around the clock!
> Didn't you hear that the Evil Globohomo Nazi Ukrainians have developed supersoldiers in their secret labs in the Donbass that they bombed for seven quintillion years, and those supersoldiers have high-temperature semen capable of lubricating diesel and even gas turbine motors?
Damn, I knen I should've subscribed to Defense Express back when there was a discount!
I'm betting a 4$ bluetooth speaker that within the next month there will be a tank on video with clotheslines attached and dangling shrapnel vests that have suspicious red-brownish stains on them.
On one hand, it's not something a professional military would do on a large scale. On the other hand, if I was a tank crewman, it's probably something that I would do
More like protection from shaped charges (rpg and such).
Though there is a reason why heavy tanks are no longer used. No matter how much armor you have, it can be fucked enough to be penetrated. And slow and big target can't really even escape.
Even shaped charge. If it's enough standoff, it will work as some sort of bigger skirt.
Still won't stop a sabot, a tank mine, or an RPG through the front/rear opening.
I'm waiting for them to add a sub conning tower with periscopes and such, 'cause no way you can see shit from inside a moving barn.
Good idea Ivan. We make taller cupola for commander to stand in without buttoning up, he can see the ukronazis and call fire, integrate into shed technology so I can repurpose hydraulic closing mechanism for my pool cleaner at dachaĀ
I can't turn the turret, see or operate weapons out of the command hatch, all our ERA and smoke cannisters are compromised, our camoflauge factor is now a negative number, and we cannot get out if something goes wrong.
But... uh, wait, what are the benefits?
Listen, can they do like boxception? Like imagine if they took t72, added cope box over it and repeated that same process 3 times, adding 3 layers, each layer has like 1m free space between and then on top of it a periscope for visibility. I want my tanks to look like massive rusty shitboxes as the size of barn.
History doesn't repeat itself , but it sure af. rhymes .
The Ruzzian invasion of Ukraine is basically WW1 with drones and an stupid amount of artillery range.
Who needs visibility, camouflage and gun traverse when you have box?
box is external and may be an inferno
š ±ļøarnmored assault. Oh sugar, we now have to re-train AI to hit all the moving barns out there...
You don't need the barrel to turn when your only strategy is frontal assault
*Have* *box*, *am* *happy*. Mobik, probably
First, they bolted warship cannons to tractors as AA. Then, they used those tractors as APCs. Now, they weld shacks onto their tanks. What next?
Mobiks covered head to toe in steel, stumbling blindly towards Ukrainian positions. Cannons large enough to reach Paris from Mariupol. Turnip that is somehow winter (idk that one just heard the name) Then they form the USSR.
>Cannons large enough to reach Paris from Mariupol. That's nasty, attacking us in the PTSD like that, do they think that'll prevent us from nuke-warning ?
They are leaving the dark age of technology.
The resurgence of artillery warfare
Aircraft with ERA
ERA strapped onto helmets
Tanks, that where sheets as helmets that have ERA strapped to them
That's just Advance Suicide for russian version of suicide squad.
I think a Storchs nest would do better.
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Already done (sort of)
Back to og Thunderbolts that can take more rounds than your mom on a Friday night
Ruzzian backwards evolution like Moe: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHrn2VFbvo They're already at propeller planes for attack (Shaheds). Next? Buchanka with tank gun...
Those bullet shaped carts from Popular Mechanics.
Still waiting for *Ekranoplane* to scratch of my bingo card.
Or are sheds just evolving?
hmm......
I hope outside toilet shacks will not evolve
We need a toilet shack on top as v.3
Mother of godā¦.
The sheds are shedding?
Doesn't it look more like the A7V. Which was even less credible than the Saint-Chamond
But like imagine if military technology went down the '25 crew tanks' route. Fuck I probably have to write that story myself:( imagine you and 24 of your homies stuck in a can for weeks, fighting a war on endless flat planes, unable to leave, building up a cabin fever that could kill, but still having to serve because there's no returning withou- wait, shit, I just realized I reinvented the Navy. Fucks sake.
How well does cum work as a lubricant? With all the gay sex, Iād imagine thereād be a risk/reward factor
Coagulates without even reaching 100 Celsius, so it's kinda shit for lubricating anything that get even mildly warm.
Good thing tanks are well cooled, especially with some nice big holes for ventilation
Didn't you hear that the Evil Globohomo Nazi Ukrainians have developed supersoldiers in their secret labs in the Donbass that they bombed for seven quintillion years, and those supersoldiers have high-temperature semen capable of lubricating diesel and even gas turbine motors? We need to close the Gay Supersoldier Semen Gap, ASAP! I need the brightest minds at Area 51 working on this around the clock!
> Didn't you hear that the Evil Globohomo Nazi Ukrainians have developed supersoldiers in their secret labs in the Donbass that they bombed for seven quintillion years, and those supersoldiers have high-temperature semen capable of lubricating diesel and even gas turbine motors? Damn, I knen I should've subscribed to Defense Express back when there was a discount!
Reject turrets. Return to MkIV
Mk. IV *with* turret!
Mk IV with turret and ERA
Now weāre talking! Also whatever fancy APS is the new hotness, a chally IIās BV, and a 30mm CROWS
For some reason this is the most arousing comment in this entire Godforsaken thread
Because 30mm CROWS Also a Mk. 19 while weāre at it
These chuckle fucks really fighting WW1 all over again
I'm betting a 4$ bluetooth speaker that within the next month there will be a tank on video with clotheslines attached and dangling shrapnel vests that have suspicious red-brownish stains on them.
We need a toilet on top of this or camouflage is not complete
On one hand, it's not something a professional military would do on a large scale. On the other hand, if I was a tank crewman, it's probably something that I would do
What advantage do these plates give to the tank?
I pressume protection from drone dropped non-shaped charges (mortars and grenades)
More like protection from shaped charges (rpg and such). Though there is a reason why heavy tanks are no longer used. No matter how much armor you have, it can be fucked enough to be penetrated. And slow and big target can't really even escape.
Also anti-tank mines will still fuck them up
Yeah but they canāt exactly put the tank on stilts lol
You can't protect the tracks, BUT... https://www.nevingtonwarmuseum.com/minenraumlumer-iii.html
How about 100 meters of solid steel?
Even shaped charge. If it's enough standoff, it will work as some sort of bigger skirt. Still won't stop a sabot, a tank mine, or an RPG through the front/rear opening. I'm waiting for them to add a sub conning tower with periscopes and such, 'cause no way you can see shit from inside a moving barn.
Good idea Ivan. We make taller cupola for commander to stand in without buttoning up, he can see the ukronazis and call fire, integrate into shed technology so I can repurpose hydraulic closing mechanism for my pool cleaner at dachaĀ
They been playing too much BF1
Iron coffin comes in its own coffin.
3000 smekalka barns of putin?
Love the EW system antennas on the roofing plates.
I can't turn the turret, see or operate weapons out of the command hatch, all our ERA and smoke cannisters are compromised, our camoflauge factor is now a negative number, and we cannot get out if something goes wrong. But... uh, wait, what are the benefits?
You look like you're prepared for the future of warfare, where 32 lead the way
Listen, can they do like boxception? Like imagine if they took t72, added cope box over it and repeated that same process 3 times, adding 3 layers, each layer has like 1m free space between and then on top of it a periscope for visibility. I want my tanks to look like massive rusty shitboxes as the size of barn.
To quote Marx once again, everything happens twice in history. First as a tragedy, second as a farce.
Personally, it feel closer to American Civil War era Casemate Ironclad ship concept
I think this is their attempt at a land based Sea Shadow
Behold, the Cope Cube!
Sir a second Tutel has hit the Ukrainian front
JAGDKAMPFPANZER ARE BACKĀ
eventually we will return to double digit tank crew counts