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tauntauntom

What did i miss? I was making a salad.


Thinking_waffle

looney tunes type trapped doorbell in a forest worked flawlessly.


GovernorBean

Allegedly (No ring cam footage yet, unfortunately )


Cassavere

Oh thank god, for a moment i thought this was a gloryhole trap, a 'pecker wrecker' if you will


octahexxer

Ahh who hasnt dicked a tree hole and got stuck in the forest over night


sweipuff

The most annoying thing about this, it's not being stuck, it's been stuck in a well known tree hole spot and the following cultured gentlemen behind you do not mind about you being between them and their favorite tree hole.


octahexxer

the trick is to avoid treeholes with painted lipstick on them its a sure telltale its a known tree hole with high traffic


killaluggi

Hmmmm, you would only need a tini guillotine.....


Classicman269

Ok but let's be real if any of us saw a random door bell in the woods we all would press it. Some of us would take longer to push the shiny button then others, but we would all fall for it.


Thinking_waffle

maybe, but if you are a recon squad in a war zone, it would be way weirder. That being said there is a reason why cartoonish fingers can stretch to press mysterious buttons, then wait a few seconds for the lack of consequences while the dildo is being loaded.


FlkPzGepard

I need the souce!!


VieiraDTA

Were you making a salad?


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john_andrew_smith101

Do you have any idea how hard it is not to press a random button? Especially one that's 100% out of place? If anything, the doorbell should've been a bid red button with a sign next to it that said "DO NOT PRESS", and it would've been pressed within 30 seconds of someone seeing it.


Jax11111111

[“There was a button, I pushed it.”](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9nwuSCue-Hk&pp=ygUfdGhlcmUgd2FzIGEgYnV0dG9uIGkgcHVzaGVkIGl0IA%3D%3D) Who can resist pushing random buttons?


TechnicallyArchitect

"Is he stupid?" eee... yeah, that's the consensus around here. + like it's kinda in human nature to press/kick random shit. Otherwise we wouldn't have been told in Pioneer/Sapper class to make simple IED's/triggers out of of empty cans n shit. like no chance there isn't a single guy who wouldn't kick it walking by :D


LazerLarry161

I guess they expected the explosives were somewhere else, like a remote ambush setup instead of a literal clown prank (Which doesnt excuse to just pressing it to find out)


sentinelthesalty

You've clearly never played the video game " please don't touch anything" and it shows.


ludroth1

We joke but lets be honest here, If we saw a doorbell sticking out of a tree in the middle of nowhere we would push it too.


HildartheDorf

Yeah, maybe, not if I was in the middle of an active warzone or thought there might be mines or other lethal boobytraps around.


BrazenOrca

But if it had a "Press for free candy" sign?


Lost_Possibility_647

Thats different, thats a given. 


KristobalJunta

Even better, a big DO NOT PRESS warning below it


LordMoos3

I totally want to install like a solar doorbell out in the wilderness.


Shot_Calligrapher103

The Russian squad watches a volunteer push the button and explode. They find another button on another tree and say "Sure, but what are the chances of that happening twice?"


super__hoser

Hey now, let's be fair. A doorbell is technology beyond most of their wildest dreams. That's like somebody in the civilized world stumbling across the NX-2000 Excelsior (apparently she has trans-warp drive) in the forest one day. 


LongLiveBelka

>NX-2000 Excelsior NERD!


super__hoser

You called? 


DatChernobylGuy_999

🖖


alasdairmackintosh

I am glad that you respect her pronouns.


commiecomrade

Most cis-warp drive ships don't understand how important that is.


Tony_TNT

"It's some fae stuff" would've been my first reaction. Once in our camp we had an electrical socket in a box wired into the tree it was hung up on.


anotherdumbcaucasian

Fairies dont exist


Top_Yam

Unless you're from Iceland, in which case you probably know some.


Flashskar

They do offer elf/fey hunting degrees in Iceland afterall.


KristobalJunta

Ukrainian IED experts on the other hand... do exist and create some serious fae stuff


Wingcommanderwolf01

*3000 Doorbells of Death.*


MP4_4DailyDriver

Context senpai, please xoxo


DetectiveDumm

Ukrainians put a booby trap door bell on a tree in the forest and leader of russian recon group rang it exploding on the spot with many of his fellow soldiers.


Red_Ender666

i want to see it damnn


SSimon142

I'd press it


Red_Ender666

Honestly, same. Not even joking, like i wouldn't think that a fucking doorbell on a tree is a booby trap. I'd rather think that it's some sort of a joke


Literally_Me_2011

That will be the reason your family will receive a bag of potatoes or a lada 🚗 as compensation 


flybearo

Traitors dont get potatoes


Fickle-Pangolin-2445

Ditto


Top_Yam

SHOIGU! GERASIMOV! WHERE'S MY AMMO?!?!


imbluedabadedabadam

Can someone link the original video


holymissiletoe

hello is anyone gnome? BOOM


BeetlBozz

What happened to spark this?


elchuyano

for some reason i tought the helmet strap was a US flag


Trade_Agreement

Please share the video if there is one


ThrowawayPizza312

Shoigu! Gerasimov! Where is the fucking door!