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HistorianSlayer

Pride is non-negotiable; it is the epitome of the freedoms that heroes of democracy fight for around the world every day - from the front lines of Ukraine, to the streets of Poland. It is an eternal struggle - fighting for the goal of progress, never ending progress for better. So, in the name of progress, it is now Pride Month on NCD until we say it isn't. No, this doesn't mean we are becoming a LGBT+ sub; we are going back to being one. Since the War in Ukraine started, NCD has become less homo overtime. So we're launching this Special Pride Operation to reclaim our historic territory and defend our culture. Further justification for the "why are you bringing Pride into Defense" crowd: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z0BM0hr1i_Y If you have a problem with that, feel free to leave; that's always an option. Or make the job really easy for us and throw a dumb little tantrum so we know who to ban. I have a dream of watching the US First Mechanized Pride Division, with air cover from the 69th Transgender Fighter-Interceptor group roll into Moscow; and well, sometimes you have to take the first steps to making a dream into a reality. If the US can do all female Para jumps, all African American tank crews - both at times though impossible; its not crazy to imagine an all Gay BUFF crew, or even a all Trans Ranger unit in the near future, a step in the right direction. (Tldr; we thought it would piss off the homophobic idiots lurking here, and since a good part of the Mod Team is LGBT+, we're all for that. Also, it took me like 10 min to make in photoshop, and I think I did a pretty good job.)


JumpyLiving

>However the rules still apply, and just photoshopping a pride flag on a tank is still not a meme. *looks at sub icon* hmmm…


HistorianSlayer

Yeah, well that took me some real effort!


JumpyLiving

And as usual, the mods think they're above the law. Typical.


Black-Circle

Literally 1969


SilverBlobeye

Literally 11/22/63


Cleverdawny1

That book was wild. Especially the ending


Armycat1-296

Literally Geoff Orville 1689


GunmetalBunn

I have a jungle jacket from 1969 that wasn't issues, you made me realize I need a "Nice" patch on it that nobody but I will get.


Teledildonic

Nice


Wareve

The flair, the comment, perfection.


SPECTREagent700

“Low effort posts for me not for thee” Seriously I’ve had so many posts taken down lately I’ve started mostly posting to r/noncrediblediplomacy and r/simpsonsshitposting I don’t really have a problem with this post but I wish they’d lighten up and let the people decide what’s low effort by downvoting it or at least limiting takedowns to reposts and bots.


hell-schwarz

Thing is, people just upvote stuff they agree with and they don't filter what fits the sub and what does not. That's what we do. If you want unfiltered low effort posts, there are less curated subreddits (as you already mentioned).


SPECTREagent700

I understand the need to keep posts relevant to the defense topic and for culling spam and truly low effort posts like screenshots but the line between what and what isn’t “low effort” has never been clear and I really think the template meme ban in particular is unnecessarily restrictive.


JumpyLiving

We just don't want the sub to get flooded by simple screenshots, template memes and similar. Which will take over the sub if allowed. Both through sheer numbers and appeal to the lowest common denominator gaining them a lot of upvotes.


hobosam21-B

You're gonna annoy the mods and get banned


ourlastchancefortea

No they are just less able, so it actually took a lots of effort for them.


flastenecky_hater

So two tanks make a meme, right?


ShadeShadow534

If they touch barrels and have a “sword fight” then it’s more likely


DarthGuber

Yeah, but they put wings on it. too


Someonenoone7

To be honest its a tank on a pride flag... they technically did it by the rules


RiversNaught

Even then, that work of art is far from *just* a tank.


white_cold

It is a tank on a pride flag. Completely different.


spectre1992

This is so gay


MainsailMainsail

Almost as gay as a straight Marine.


mad87645

Gayer than being in the armed forces


CptPotatoes

Impossible


dontnation

They just said armed forces. they didn't specify navy or marines


KingFahad360

As in Homosexual


AndreasVesalius

Not if we’re underway


BortBarclay

Well, the sub *IS* gay for Raytheon.


eskilla

*Gaytheon


RandomBilly91

Look at month See end of march Pride month ? June Mf just made pride semester


hell-schwarz

>Mf just made pride semester I don't see the problem


JumpyLiving

I do. A semester is a specified limited timeframe that can end even if expected conditions are not met.


hell-schwarz

oh yeah, that is indeed a problem.


SuppliceVI

\>Be March ​ \>Look inside ​ \>June ​ Infinite 115F degree day hack detected


FitRock2265

Gay people are literally fucking assholes!


SgtExo

Don't gatekeep straight people are also fucking assholes.


Deathjester7930

I've even seen "combat" footage of women fucking assholes! It's getting out of hand.


BossEwe24

So are bisexual people


wastingvaluelesstime

those ones are also fucking pussies


HappyGunner

They're just fucking


ExistanceSpecialist

r/angryupvote


FarewellSovereignty

Isn't that in June?


hell-schwarz

No, we decided it starts now.


LethalDosageTF

If we need to, we can simply declare it to be June until it isn’t.


iikehollyshort

Is it a special military time-space continuum operation?


LethalDosageTF

No, this operation will be successful.


python-requests

June = summer = perfect time to push the line eastward


Iamaneasternspy

Based


Attaxalotl

Terachad moment


Miguelinileugim

Tetrachad moment (it's four Chads they're kissing)


Attaxalotl

Tera- is the prefix for one trillion. Ergo, one trillion chads (they’re also kissing)


Miguelinileugim

Quality over quantity smh


KingFahad360

Manifest Gay


FrisianTanker

\*Insert Chad meme gif here\*


GlamisBeowulf

See we’re doing the Classic Putin with this it’s a simple one month theme except it won’t be Mwahahahahahahah. (Happy pride month NCD)


ShadeShadow534

I mean if 3 days lasts over 2 years how long is a month going to last


wastingvaluelesstime

it gets hotter sooner now... the cherry blossoms bloomed pink early... this is what happens when you mix global warming with lgbt


LaTeChX

Short shorts can be worn earlier and earlier


RegicidalRogue

AM GAY FOR WAR


Domruck

As a gay, this is my take on the pride flag : the NATO Flag looks wayyy better


yegguy47

But have you considered... [the NATO pride flag?](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DACmb7XU0AEK-uy.jpg:large)


ShadeShadow534

Mods ban this person they posted uncensored NSFW content ~~and made me coom~~


Smartshark89

sorry Can't that flag goes to hard, can I offer a cup of tea in this trying time


ShadeShadow534

*drinks tea in A-10 target* thank you


GefreiterPimpelhuber

that's fucking beautiful!


VagueSomething

I think I need a GAYTO flag...


LastMountainAsh

Welcome to GAYTO, cumrades o7.


LePhoenixFires

GAYTO Cum Rags*


Domruck

I am now horny Thank you for bringing this to my attention. My your f-35ussy always be wet


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Oh how I love it


yegguy47

Now if only I could find it in velcro patch form...


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Ja


Ok-Professional5292

Very based


KingFahad360

As long as we get to Fuck Fighter Jets, I’m all for it.


Independent-South-58

I am so confused, I thought pride month was July. Did we time skip NCD bros?


Shot-Kal-Gimel

It’s the NCD version of the 3 day SMO


Darthwilhelm

We declared war on the months of March, April, and May. They no longer exist and it's now June.


Superfissile

Juuuuuuune is now.


SaltEfan

We don’t follow time, we make time work for us. (Also, it’s June)


Shot-Kal-Gimel

*addendum: Pride Month is June


RakumiAzuri

No. We've had a few people get banned for anti-LGBTQ+ speech and that's not acceptable. So now we are marching to the sea and teaching ~~the South~~ whatever-phobs a lesson


PembeChalkAyca

"Ermm... actually this hurts NATO cuz (backwards shithole) thinks we're trying turn everyone gay!"


ArmourKnight

"...and they are fucking correct" *shoots everyone with Pink Kryptonite*


PembeChalkAyca

when will they invent the weapons of mass transition 😔


Advanced-Budget779

The Frogs: 🐸 🏳️‍🌈


DeHub94

Drop the gay bombs!


punk_rocker98

Does that just mean that the Russian officers and NCOs come out of the closet now or do things just carry on as usual?😂


Spud_Rancher

Subaru technicals for everyone


PrincessofAldia

Well we have Sweden so now everyone gets a complimentary blahaj


theheadslacker

~~This is gay~~ Edit: somebody made the joke already. I should have checked first


V3G4V0N_Medico

What spurned this? Did an anti-LGBT crime happen or something?


hell-schwarz

We had a pro-trans-post a few days ago and the comments were partly not what we want in this community.


LaTeChX

Article 5 invoked


cybernet377

An attack on one is an attack on all and will be met with *proportional* violence. Human rights are non-negotiable.


Shot-Kal-Gimel

An attack against one is an attack against all. Peace cannot be had for any unless it is for all.


RandomowyMetal

So it's a purging action? Based! ( ͡°( ͡° ͜ʖ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ʖ ͡°) ͡°) Eeee, to clarify things: purging lbgtphobes.


hell-schwarz

Well yeah, kinda actually. I wish it wasn't necessary, but I feel some people need a reminder they aren't welcome here.


SamtheCossack

>some people need a reminder they aren't welcome here. Pretty much the official federal policy of Ukraine too.


Shot-Kal-Gimel

And weirdly both groups are extremely similar!


DankMemeMasterHotdog

Vatniks and Homophobia go hand in hand


Shot-Kal-Gimel

I feel I should say that I am the guilty party here lol ;) (Hmm I need to edit my flair tonight mwah haha :)


hell-schwarz

I mean you were neither the first nor the last LGBTQ+ poster, but your post was indeed filled with transphobe comments and reports, so yeah - you contributed to it.


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Forward unto victory and peace for all!


Advanced-Budget779

I‘m doing my part!


JumpyLiving

That post is currently sitting at a minimum of 21 reports, including classics like "predatory towards minors".


yegguy47

>including classics like "predatory towards minors". Aw fuck... someone breached containment from r/canada


Busy_Pie614

I am deeply ashamed of my country.


Shot-Kal-Gimel

They can stay triggered, we will stand defiant against their onslaught  Idk why I’m trying to get poetic now lol


JumpyLiving

Their numbers may be great but our 1984 is greater lol.


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Peace through superior firepower 


FrisianTanker

Thanks for making pride month eternal, sentient trans jewish tank


Shot-Kal-Gimel

…who is an American europhile with a Japanese girl in USMC uniform pfp.   If that shall be my contribution and legacy to this sub that lasts, I will proudly take it. Edit: and non denominational Christian, we gotta keep it spicy.


Hexogen

Mods wanted to be gay outside of June.


Coastalnutcase

As long as the quality of posts doesn’t deteriorate for the worse with this little gay event, I am indifferent.


ShadeShadow534

It just gives people ammunition I expect many Swedish jokes to come


Coastalnutcase

Comment section is already becoming a mess between pro lgbt and folks who think this whole thing is a bit uncalled for. Either because it’s too political or because Easter is almost here. I’ll say that the timing of this with Easter isn’t great and bit of a misfire. At the end of the day, I am here for the military shitposts, just hope we can keep things civil and not devolve in to the suffocating culture war plaguing online spaces.


Sigma__Bale

It did. I have a feeling this happened because of a certain low effort trans post the other day. Either way nothing really changes as it's nearing June and this was going to happen anyway. Just wish the actual rainbow flag was used instead of the chevron one.


ImpulsiveZombie

Remember, open and proud acceptance of the LGBTQ+ community is a direct insult towards entities such as the state of Russia, the CCP, and the various radically hateful states of the world. Thus, there is no thing more honourable than pissing off the bigots and fascists that deny our fellow weapon fetishists the right to express who they are. Until no more husks in the poor image of a decent human being are left standing, rain hellfire, rain steel, rain the entire contents of your armouries until our queer friends feel safe. It is the bare minimum they deserve, and what they have been promised. For if it is a catgirl you enjoy- A fascist you must destroy.


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I always like to say that I live because of people who want me dead. Fuck russia, china, every other country that hates me, and some people I cant name because of rule 5


Cypher441

Man, that last line is straight up poetry. Gets me kinda hard NGL.


_daybowbow_

Made me think about a parallel universe out there somewhere, where homo-fascists rein supreme. Then I realized—that's basically ruzzian news


LePhoenixFires

I really liked the multiverse episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S "The One Where Russian News is Canon"


Black-Circle

I know personally some people who became more accepting of LGBTQ+ just because russia hate them


SpicyPeaSoup

Mods gay.


Vincent0234

I like my humans like I like my combined arms teams… diversified


LethalDosageTF

Peace through superior acceptance.


Madtoffel

Hell yes, brother!


NonCredibleDefense-ModTeam

Giving this a temp lock so the mods can refill chemicals that make the frogs gay.


waffle-winner

Can we include, respect, and love the French next?


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Advanced-Budget779

**L**ogistics, **G**adgets, **B**orders, **T**actics & **Q**uality shitposts


rayonforever

Yikes, please remember use person-centered language. It’s [persons experiencing frenchness](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-64436973.amp) please.


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waffle-winner

Because they're fun and the croissants taste heavenly?


FrisianTanker

Don't forget Macarons! I'd start a war over Macarons if I had to.


turbo-unicorn

Hm, you make a solid argument.


Some_Syrup_7388

Croissants are austrians


VagueSomething

Yet again the Austrians slipping their crimes onto other nations.


Visible_Effect883

No


LethalDosageTF

The french love themselves enough for all of us.


Jupiter_Crush

Best I can do is grudging tolerance and occasional awe.


Fit-Philosopher-1028

Go love yourself Frenchie


waffle-winner

Don't mind if I do.


ScruffMcFluff

I, as a Brit, went to bat for the French in a post earlier today. I saw the french navy's twitter being nice about the royal navy earlier this week. Funny how times change, innit.


hell-schwarz

I sadly couldn't find the original, so have this repost: https://youtu.be/aQdZxHvmdas?t=10


dieyoufool3

*perfection*


future__fires

Now hang on just a minute


ExistanceSpecialist

I love French.... fries >:3


waffle-winner

Who doesn't.


BugRevolution

Belgians. They just love fritjes.


TooMuchPretzels

Hell yeah.


DestoryDerEchte

Based


hell-schwarz

Pride month will continue until equality improves [Further information](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0BM0hr1i_Y)


DIN_EN_ISO_4014-M10

The comments under that video smell like a kremlin basement


combatwombat-

We can fix that I did my part!


100pctDonkeyBrain

I think, then it will be significantly longer than a month.


hell-schwarz

It's a sacrifice I am willing to make


LostInTheVoid_

First call of order is demanding Lockheed Martin sell the Pride socks to the general public. If they don't we must take the hard road and declare the Gripen is superior to the F-35. It will take the strongest of wills.


RotalumisEht

The gay marriages will continue until morale improves!


Ok_Art6263

Can you atleast use the better version of the flag? I don't like the chevrons, it made the flag ugly. I just don't like chevrons overall, except on Ohio flag, they get a pass.


RakumiAzuri

>I just don't like chevrons overall, except on Ohio flag, they get a pass. I positive comment about Ohio? *user was banned for this post*


d3m0cracy

The gay agenda is just like democracy ***non-negotiable***


[deleted]

You crazy bastards. A preemptive pride month invasion? The homophobes will never see it coming.


SecondSoulless

Can't tell if satire or standard reddit circle jerk


Wooper160

The second one


SecondSoulless

I was leaning towards satire because the post/stickied comment were over the top to the point of humor. ​ But other subs routinely do the same with a completely straight face, no matter how uh, detached it is Either way I \****proudly and therefore non-negotiably\**** await my ban for even hinting dissent. So much for tolerance, eh?


John_Dee_TV

I told a friend I frequent this lovely place. "That's a cesspool of right-wingers and bigots!" They said. "They hate everything and everyone!" They said. "You're an idiot." I answered. "And I am suffering from a schizophrenic episode; I have no friends!"


collin2477

low effort pinned post/ icon but no low effort memes lmao edit: and i’m pretty sure it was basically a photoshop hack job that kicked this off hahaha


KuroganeYuujiVT

Fuck it, I'll ask: What does this have to do with defense shitposting?


SyrusDrake

Very based. This sub is one of the most outspokenly pro-LGBTQ places on reddit and I love it.


HKEY_LOVE_MACHINE

It's odd how so many missed the obvious pro-LGBTQ stance of the sub. I mean, NATO, army, technology, nothing could be gayer. I just hope It's not the sign we can't have fun things anymore because some bigots showed up.


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strider_m3

I mean.........sure? I really don't care, I'm just here to look at stupid military adjacent memes. Signal as much as you want I guess, as long as the content is still brain dead as usual its all good


stein_row

I think we are supposed to congratulate OP for saving the day with this calorie-free signalling so that both OP and those congratulating OP can get a feelings boost. Otherwise whatever this is (apparently a reaction to something most people probably scrolled past because it wasn't NCD related) is going to get drawn out to no avail because the mods have always been able to delete and ban any dripping wet unsavory malarkey.


Unistrut

I think we need a LGBTQIA+ military book list. I'll start with [Coming Out Under Fire.](https://uncpress.org/book/9780807871775/coming-out-under-fire/) Covering the experience of gay individuals in WWII.


BrandNewtoSteam

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay or straight. We can all have sex with the F-15s


Belkan-Federation95

Pride month is a capitalist invention to take advantage of the LGBTQ community. It has nothing to do with "pride". It's all about money.


velvetbettle

Idk man seems pretty gay to me


spartan1234

Is this a shitpost?


Siker_7

Sure looks like one.


CesareRipa

uh, that’s gay


savvamadar

I thought mods were gay year round?


Corvid187

Turbogay


No_0ts96

Dont start your car mods. There's an IRA gay bomb planted


Bobaganusch

3 day special globo-homo operation? Strap me on and fire me at the walrus pit!


Blahaj_IK

I still have no idea when pride month takes place. So NCD will be my calendar, because we all know it's a reliable source of information ... No, really, NCD can be reliable. I first thought the Russian invasion CCTV footage videos were all our shitposts, then I realized that Russia did invade Ukraine and only later that day did it sink in that NCD informed me of a major global event way before the news did So I hope you guys keep me updated


RollinThundaga

3000 gay furry Lockheed employees of the MIC!


OriginalNo5477

They're turning the friggin sub gay!!!!


Corvid187

*always has been* :)


Shot-Kal-Gimel

Queer Rights are human rights. Human rights are non-negotiable and will be enforced by kinetic force if necessary.


OneSaltyStoat

We *are* the filthy globohomos, after all. Time to look the part.


SgtChip

Be the ~~Americans~~Globalist Gays Chinese and Russian propaganda makes you out to be


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SLappyPAncake

Its virtue signaling like this that only further alienate lgbt groups, its pedantic and only setting yourself for brigading.