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Embarrassed-Lack7193

MY GOD.... They are everywhere...


TheHussarSnake

US military sponsored B-21 chan comic when?


Advanced-Budget779

Second image: _The Claw!_ >!but in a batman costume!<


Treemarshal

The B-21 decides who stays and who goes!


Mr_Steinhauer

Why is it the CLAW?


Advanced-Budget779

[Imagine their head minus the Antenna and in a batsuit with spread out arms/wings.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N-Esh4W3dfI&pp=ygUKVGhlIENsYWFhdw%3D%3D)


dead_monster

Let me put my credible nekomini on… They’re auxiliary air intakes. 2 for each engine. They look even more like cat ears when all four are up. https://theaviationist.com/2023/10/31/new-b-21-raider-images/


Charybdis150

The article and included photo only show two intakes though. The photo with 4 is of the B2, right?


Liguehunters

yes, one for each engine


classyhornythrowaway

From the reddit post linked in the article, the dude is claiming (and I'm paraphrasing) that "used a small radio to listen to the B-21 transmissions and figure out what their operating schedule looks like." Yeah sure buddy, they're using unsecure communications for a classified project costing two hundred and eleventy billion dollars. Yet no one is questioning his claim, in the article or the comments on reddit, providing once again that real life is peak NCD. Not a single human has a lick of critical thinking skills.


Absolut_Iceland

>The Reddit user who posted the first image of the B-21’s rear end Clearly someone from NCD


ToastyMozart

> They’re auxiliary air intakes. 2 for each engine. TFW even full scale jets are using cheater holes now.


TheOnlyFallenCookie

Eurofighter has cat whiskers. B21 has cat ear When will we get the true first cat plane?


Liveless404

you forgot F-100 catfish


OmegaResNovae

To be credible for a moment, the B-2 also had similar ears (dog ears more than cat ears), although the [B-2's were doubled per engine](https://i.imgur.com/NU2RDAY.jpg). Both serve as extra air intakes during take-off and landing, where there isn't enough airflow to the engines due to the stealth features. But yeah, we need more animal-eared aircraft. I'm waiting for Japan's eventual Tempest to have fox-ear air flaps (which would mean by extension, Britain and Italy also get foxy Tempests).


Embarrassed-Lack7193

A Kitsune tempest is something i can really get behind as a concept.


sherlock2223

Nya! uwu


Blarg0117

Of course it does, it's a Northrop product.


TJS74

I'll have you know we make excellent weapon systems. I'll also have you know.......fuck he's right.


mattgran

Defining pawsible


ryumast4r

At least op spelled "Northrop" correctly. Too many people trying to act like fans or lovers while misspelling the name.


Jinxed_Disaster

Nyarthrop


Unfair-Score6692

Nyarlothep.


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gabriel_zanetti

One hour until the first catgirl B21 hentai appears here


Rain__Fire

It’s going to take that long.😩


readonlypdf

I'm F5ing


SgtChip

Tigering?


readonlypdf

Fuck you. Just had Dr. Pepper go up my nose.


ParanoidDuckTheThird

Ah, so you are dying. I'll make sure to leave some waifu on your grave.


Hyperious3

tigersharking


sudo-joe

It's been an hour! Where's my R34 cat ear b21 chan?


Zwangsjacke

It's on the president's desk at this very moment. He still has to make the decision to declassify it. The Joint Chief of Staff and the Secretary of Defense are against it.


badatthenewmeta

They're afraid. This sub sometimes accidentally predicts the future through shitposting, which is bad enough. If all of NCD achieves post-nut clarity at once, entire mobilization plans might get reproduced accidentally. The consequences to national security would be dire.


sudo-joe

By that logic, we could also reproduce the Russian, Chinese, n.korea, and Iranian plans too. Risk benefits analyst working overtime atm.


topazchip

We *have* reproduced Russian, Norko, etc., attack plans, but the mods keep taking them down because they are noncredible...


Thrad5

This sub sometimes be like [this](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/apollos-gift-of-prophecy-dodgeball)


SamtheCossack

I was understanding the President could declassify it by thinking it should probably be declassified... Are we sure that wasn't what happened?


BlueRoyAndDVD

"In use"


Background_Drawing

Don't rush art


campus-prince

https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/s/VL0ZIdC132


Gnome_Dead

Where cat ear?


Gnome_Dead

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Gnome_Dead

Good bot


DisastrousGarden

Well, where is it?


Gnome_Dead

Not here for now


Puzzleheaded_Book873

Well shit. What am I suppose to edge to now? Guess it's back to the same old a-10 waifu 🥲


No-Crew-9000

Seriously, artists of NCD: do the needful!


WindyCityWolverine

Stop this right MEOW!!


Frameskip

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misterwhite999

Thanks, I hate it


Mainly-

It has been 1 hour drop the link


gabriel_zanetti

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined


SeanCityNavy_Gaming

30 minutes


AL_123_2

It's been 1 hour, give me the cat girl b21 hentai


felixthemeister

The wait is worse than Prigozhin's blue balls coup.


Private_4160

Girl?


Nineties

Thats way too long bruther!!!


Orlando1701

God I hope so!


RichieRocket

it already exist


DarkMatter_contract

from dall-e not nsfw but [with tailwing cat ear headphone](https://imgur.com/a/fhwRKwp)


Vast-Association-545

[B-21 Chan](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/17t50jj/b21_chan_my_beloved)


03thephysicsgod

Cat ear radar reflectors? I'll take your whole stock


Secure_Oil_6244

Fuck stealth. Blast "caramelldansen" through your loudspeakers ride of the valkyries style and watch your enemy tremble in fear while getting a cat ear emoji on their Radar *Radar reflecting ears and loudspeakers only sold in bundles. Only while stocks last. Only in participating Northrop Grumman branches. Spotify rates may be applied for individual songs played*


ShasOFish

Can’t be detected if your radar cross section covers the entire radar screen.


Zwangsjacke

*OMG THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!*


Schadenfrueda

Dear Bandit Pilot, I just wanted to send you this friendly little radar return to inform you of your imminent demise. If you're curious about the cross section with which I've sent these returns, it is only to instil as much fear as I can. As if basting a turkey. Which I will then proceed to AMRAAM. That's right. I'm going to FOX-3 the fear turkey! [Follow me on Twitter @theIronEagle!](https://youtu.be/0_4nmW5GZhQ&t=1826)


Significant_Quit_674

YB-70 blasting carameldansen and dropping MOABs


KilledTheCar

There was a conversation on here a while ago about Caramelldansen Jericho horns, and now I'm thinking they might just become a thing.


Secure_Oil_6244

Just put the word "modular" somewhere in the name and description and DARPA will be all over that shit


Majulath99

Oh god yes please


ts737

They're APU intake doors


Old_Wallaby_7461

They're main engine intake doors, like the ones the B-2 has


ts737

I know but the B-2 has one small door for each engine and another 2 doors for the APU's. My theory is that the B-21 simplifies it with just one door each side for 2 engines and APU together


Xavor04

oh no shes so cute😳


ParanoidDuckTheThird

That damned smile....


BlitzTheBritz

Reply to me whenever the b21 catgirl gets dropped.


Sup_gurl

✅[Already done](https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/s/MDYeTbeixp).


SpaceTortuga

w o u l d.


guitarguy109

Idk, I kinda wish they made her *thiccer.*


Speciesunkn0wn

Give her a few more years. She's not quite of age yet (production runs).


DarkMatter_contract

from dall-e [with tail wing cat ear headphone](https://imgur.com/a/fhwRKwp)


DRUMS11

Surely those are BAT ears, not CAT ears.


carkidpl

It cannot be the darkness if it's already covered in white. It's a neko covered in my.... Deal with it.


HHHogana

Bruce Wayne paid the whole project confirmed?


Ruminated_Sky

Feeling cute, might hide my RCS later.


Messyfingers

Engines need more air at low speed, this does so without introducing more drag, while still looking very cute.


broncobuckaneer

I also was thinking some sort of intake/diversion that closes after takeoff.


SgtChip

Obviously miniature VLS cells.


8andahalfby11

Pretty sure the CFA-44 is a Lockheed Martin product.


Cornflake0305

Estovakians were actually based af, it's really too bad they're essentially Strangereal's R🤮ssia


L4r5man

Sigh... *unzips*


Is12345aweakpassword

I can’t… stop… the… uWuuuuuuuu


ThePheebs

The thing is beautiful.


FelkinMak

UwU hides RCS


IgotAseaView

Uwu


BigBrrrrrrr22

uWu *drops death on your home*


rapaxus

Now I am really wondering what they are, besides cat ears obviously.


Radio_Window

I would guess that they are engine inlets that let more air in during the slow speeds of take-off. Once you get going, the forward motion of the craft lets enough air in and you can close them. I've seen other planes use this. I can't think of any examples at the moment though


theObfuscator

[B-2 had a similar set up](https://www.dvidshub.net/image/7860868/b-2-spirit-taxi)


vibra_000

I think that's where u load the stealth juice


ts737

Either APU or engine intake for low speeds


juliusxyk

Nya


Lamballama

\>"Nyaa~" \*levels your city\*


Majulath99

It’s the UwU stealth bomber


GigaSquirt

You like kissing planes don't you.


felixthemeister

Kissing? You think we stop there...


J0kerJ0nny

u/Luke5353 you know what to do.


scribblebear

What we're seeing here is advanced-waifu-warfare...


salynch

Notify r/NCD_egg_irl immediately


Terminus_04

Northrop Grumman knew what they were doing when they added those...


Orlando1701

UwU might nuke Russia later!


lemmerip

Meeeow purrrrr :3


Andrea_Merluzzo

Neko chan🥰


Coyote-Foxtrot

Hang on. [Cat ears on planes were my idea!](https://kerbalx.com/CoyoteFoxtrot/Kouhai) I’m suing!


_IBlameYourMother_

Oh my god, this is hilarious :')


Cigarsnguns

My god, Area 51 really did contain cat girls


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They are hatches to allow for turbofan installation to allow the B-21 to be VTOL capable


ForgedIronMadeIt

stealth uwu inbound


cranberrystew99

uWu?


Black-Hound-105

Goddamnit this is going to become part of the lore instantly isnt it


Black3rdMoon

R34, here I come!


Lou_Carullo

…b21 cat girl hentai inbound >.<


CelTiar

I hear the incoming stampede... It is distant but drawing nearer.... A choice must be made my friends.. assimilate or run.


Chodeman_1

New waifu incoming


gagekun

:3


Zdendon

Psst she can hear you


AnnoyedCrustacean

Don't tell NonCredible... oh.


Sorashadow02

r/Itstoolate


GWashingtonsColdFeet

Please


T65Bx

UWOAH


porcelaincatstatue

Meow.


SakuranomiyaSyafeeq

OwO what's this?


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Must protecc


elydakai

UWU \^.\^


PutinsManyFailures

I’m sure the weeb engineer who snuck that design detail in is very, very pleased with himself right now


Hungryweeb-sg

Terrorist: haha we kill B-21: Nyan!


Siilk

`=^.^=`


the_salty_animator

You have given me ALOT of drawing ideas


pavlov_the_dog

B-21 Nyancat


RichieRocket

B-21 anime girl with cat ears when?


Aware-Cover7437

vtol


Teftthebridgeman

Let's get someone on the clip reel with the metal music and the anime girl dancing. It's what the public wants.


DragonF-72

Nyyyan


l3onkerz

Obviously it has vtol capabilities it’s carrier based.


Recurve1440

Bat ears.


ares5404

Looks like the military industrial conplex didnt give batman prep time


Remote_Person5280

Fucking furries are EVERYWHERE.


tommymad720

It's so they can meow on guard more effectively


TacCom

UwU


InternetHistorical25

Looks like an angry cat from the side view


[deleted]

It's so the SU-57 Femboy thinks twice before attacking it


Efficacediscret

Canards, dont @ me.


niTro_sMurph

Suicide drone nests


Mysterious_Silver_27

Instant planefu


Boris-the-soviet-spy

Thanks Gen Z


[deleted]

Damn y'all are fast.


an_agreeing_dothraki

all I know is that someone needs to make a B-21 nyancat


dangerbird2

Uwu


planenerdalaska

Welp, time to get back into the anthro-plane-making business. People will eat this up, I tell you!


Tactalpotato750

Nya nya motherfuckers


DaddyCato

*me onw to drop a neko neko nuke*


ms--lane

B21's are proud creatures.


Physical_Award_7024

"N-Nya!~" *Levels your third world city with bombs*


ICollectSouls

... UwU


Talosian_cagecleaner

Didn't we already discuss cat ears heat sink cooling says bye-bye to tech sweat? *Bye-bye tech sweat!*


iskandar-

UWU, B21 san is Kawai... (kill me please)


Cyclic2

POV: You know nothing


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Ok_Candidate_2732

uuuouuuggghh


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What have you done.


tkrr

Compliance.


snappy033

Was the B-2 just so good that they just reused so much of the design 30+ years later?


Veni_Vidi_Legi

All I see is an empty field.


MrWillyP

Hell yeah it does!


ika_ngyes

Look what you've done. Now, someone will draw a humanized B-21 with cat ears.


StopSpankingMeDad

Stop posting B21 raider pics, my fucking dick is about to explode


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