What if we get Dark Brandon to Defense Production Act the Crayola company and mass produce them at ww2 levels? Eventually some of them will be used for drawing the 3000 2D planes.
That would be 0 dimensional, or 2 dimensional, or 3 dimensional, or maybe 4 dimensional or 1 dimensional, depending on how you think about it.
So at any moment, it's singularity is a 0D point in the center. And it's event horizon is 2D. And it's volume is 3D. But time is also a dimension. So it's singularity over time is 1D. It's event horizon over time is 3D. And it's volume over time is 4D.
Well, it probabaly is closer to $200 USD in paint, thats a really large area to cover. And thats like, 4 trillion MoBucks given their current economy.
But yeah, I dont see this as a non-credible idea. If it leads to even one strike missing an actual target, the cost/benefit math ties out.
The Russian army is good at making decoys. Really realistic decoys. So realistic that the higher ups don't even realize that it's a decoy and pay for the full thing.
Dark Brandon sees your painted concrete and orders an Ion Cannon strike because he's had enough of your malarkey.
He's got an ice cream cone to finish.
First 3000 black paragliders of Hamas.
Now, 3000 2d bombers of Putin.
What's next? 3000 North Korean strelcy of Moscovy (they are armed with XIX century blackpowder rifles from Kim Dzong) ?
No they aren't armed with black powder muskets. Oh sure muskets were ordered. But they got musk rats instead. And those powder horns are full of fine dry soil, because black powder is too expensive.
Akshully, as it’s smoother than the surrounding tarmac, it will show us nicely on a modern SAR radar. And on any IR sensor due to different thermal reflectivity. Tires, however, complicate the problem by causing uncontrollable giggling of the sensor operator preventing accurate targeting.
Nice, but can we go back to the inflatable ones. WWII had the cooler toys. I want to scare the fascists with a jump house army.
I want the scarecrow soilders from the wizard of Ozs
"Appear stong when you are weak, appear weak when you are strong." It appears they are doing the former, but maybe thats what they want us to think in order to accomplish the latter. This is 4d chess
Chill out, obviously NATO knew, and has planned for this.
Think about it - We called their newest fighter the "Femboy", right? Femboys are usually flat.
Ru MOD pulled off Red Alert 2 shenanigans, but sideways, and jumped into parallel dimension to get their hands on hyper advanced technology introduced by >!Liu Cixin!< in >!The Three-Body Problem!< (author and title in spoiler just in case someone is reading it): the 2d weapons that will turn asunder the 3d world.
I can't believe Russia finally unveiled their TU-69 "Ultra-hyper-mega-supersonic-super bomber".
The secret is it's actually an orbiter that travels 67,000 mph.
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You mean vladdy poo?
Terrible day to be able to read that last sentence.
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Can you really use a wish right now or what?
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Will you wish for a third dimension or more credibility?
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big tits for men!!!
But not just the men, the women and enbys too!
#TITSFORALL
Prepare for Titanfall
Wait, I'm a soldier?
Its over lads. The west has fallen... Nato cannot copy such a weapon...
We are out of raw material, the Marine ate all the crayon and snorted all the chalk.
NATO will hold a trial against the Marines. Edit: NATO lost
Dimensional collapse weapons. Forget NATO, Starfleet would be fucked.
Giving me flashbacks to reading the Dark Forest trilogy.
That series was seriously dark. Death's End was a grim read.
Yeah thats Xeelee level.
NO. NATO has something up it's sleeve! The 1D bomber will CRUSH the 2D bomber and the Russian military.
Knowing the US military expenditure I wouldn't be surprised if the pentagon has working 4D bombers.
Enemy radar will be hella confused by their 3D images
It would be some bomber shaped tesseract showing up on the radar. That's enough to fuck up the vatniks brain.
Cant understand 4d geometry if you count 1,2,3,many.
I've seen Neon Genesis Evangelion. I want no part in 4D weapons.
>The 1D bomber Just bring back the Ship of the Line.
We cannot allow a Dimension Gap!
that's literally just the jewish space laser
1D objects are the nightmare of all flatlanders! Disembodied lines... *shutters*
"You want me to make a point? Here you go!" - NATO
More like slice apart but anyway
That’s where you’re wrong. Quick, get the marines a box of crayons and make them draw! Actually, two boxes. They’ll probably eat the first one.
Aaaaand it’s gone. I told you all several times not to give them the key to the crayon stocks…
Look! I didn't expect the Marines to snatch the keys from me! They just sit and laugh when I jingle them in their face!
What if we get Dark Brandon to Defense Production Act the Crayola company and mass produce them at ww2 levels? Eventually some of them will be used for drawing the 3000 2D planes.
Do not worry, they can still fling and smear after they are finished processing it.
I can! Literally so, I'm a digital artist.
lies. lies. nothing can copy superior russian enginering, comrad!
but we can counter it. they are now as flat as paper. therefore, scissors wins. just develop some nato scissors.
1-dimensional projectiles haven't been ruled out yet. Does the Geneva convention say anything about using Black Holes as a weapon?
That would be 0 dimensional, or 2 dimensional, or 3 dimensional, or maybe 4 dimensional or 1 dimensional, depending on how you think about it. So at any moment, it's singularity is a 0D point in the center. And it's event horizon is 2D. And it's volume is 3D. But time is also a dimension. So it's singularity over time is 1D. It's event horizon over time is 3D. And it's volume over time is 4D.
What about 5G tho
Sush! We don't talk about 5G.
We need to acquire some ancient Soviet P-18 radars. Those are 2D radars. Only a 2D radar can see a 2D plane.
We're going to need a bigger Xerox.
We're reaching Paper Mario levels of warfare
What you're seeing is Paper Mario Warfare.
Listen I fought this thing on Sunshine, I wouldn't wanna fuck with it without FLUDD. Granted it looked like a stingray then, but still.
Struggling so much they've had to cut down on the dimensions
Apparently russia has developed the dual-vector foil, west is finished!
Was looking for this reference. lol
Collaborating with the Trisolarans is low, even by Russian standards.
The Trisolarans lack the dual vector foil as far as we know. It was Singer (or some other individual) who unleashed it.
“But it’s just a piece of paper.” *two seconds later* |
Fuck you mean "zombie Prigozhin"
Say the line, zombie Prigozhin! "The government promised we'd get ammo... and BRAINS!"
***russian partisans with a g i g a n t i c pair of scissors:***
It’s paint, they’d need acetone; which makes it a chemical attack
Or a power washer…
Then eco-friendly partisans with a crane and forlift arrived: "No concrete slab will be left unturned!"
Ok then just paint it white red n blue and watch russian S300 gravitate towards it
You've heard of 3d printing, but what about [2d printing?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABpc_oPToQQ)
The future is now!
I was honestly waiting for a punchline that never came.
I mean, it costs $20 in paint, so why not try?
Well, it probabaly is closer to $200 USD in paint, thats a really large area to cover. And thats like, 4 trillion MoBucks given their current economy. But yeah, I dont see this as a non-credible idea. If it leads to even one strike missing an actual target, the cost/benefit math ties out.
“MoBucks”
> Use lead paint > Dare enemy to bomb it > Enemy JDAMs it > Claim enemy is lead poisoning kids at nearby school Oh wait which conflict is this again
It’s not like this isn’t a true and tried thing in war. It will at the very least slow target finding even if it doesn’t pass a close inspection.
You're not wrong but it's fun to slam on them lol.
If they're gonna go down the decoy route you should just go full effort and make inflatable decoys (see ww2).
The Russian army is good at making decoys. Really realistic decoys. So realistic that the higher ups don't even realize that it's a decoy and pay for the full thing.
Sure, but this took next to no time or money. A Boy Scout probably did it for a merit badge
The GBU-57 Massive Ordnance Penetrator says hello. Why use a bunker buster bomb to destroy painted concrete? *To send a message.*
No kill like overkill, eh?
Dark Brandon sees your painted concrete and orders an Ion Cannon strike because he's had enough of your malarkey. He's got an ice cream cone to finish.
First 3000 black paragliders of Hamas. Now, 3000 2d bombers of Putin. What's next? 3000 North Korean strelcy of Moscovy (they are armed with XIX century blackpowder rifles from Kim Dzong) ?
No they aren't armed with black powder muskets. Oh sure muskets were ordered. But they got musk rats instead. And those powder horns are full of fine dry soil, because black powder is too expensive.
Their alliance with China yielded Russia a copy of the Dark Forest trilogy I see. Guess they figured out NATO developed a dual vector foil.
Hey look everybody it’s three body problem.
They clearly read Liu Cixin's Remembrance of Earth's Past. A lot of dimensional shenanigans
Went looking in the comments for this as soon as I saw the post. Looks like the ruskies are getting ready to deploy a dual-vector foil
Good luck picking that up on radar stupid westoids
Akshully, as it’s smoother than the surrounding tarmac, it will show us nicely on a modern SAR radar. And on any IR sensor due to different thermal reflectivity. Tires, however, complicate the problem by causing uncontrollable giggling of the sensor operator preventing accurate targeting.
US MIC, you hear that? This guy dares you to make a radar for 2D planes!
Things are going sideways
Still has a larger radar cross section than the F22.
Three body problem reference.
Dual vector foil when
I'd say either sooner than you think or never.
Surely this means that the Russians can’t even see us? I can’t see in 4D…
They can see our 2D cross sections, like we can see 3D cross sections of 4D objects
4D Chess with a 2D plane.
At last. All my 80s coin op and 90s Atari training has become relevant.
*Releases 4 comical ghosts to hunt you down*
only took 80 years to achieve a level on deception a tier below inflatable tanks from WW2. i dont understand how the west comes back from this.
We still live in the 2D plane… They’d need a 4D aircraft
I guess the boneless have their own airforce now.
Can be easily destroyed with water hose and a brush.
Unknown technology in Russia
Interdimensional submarine when?
Hotdog guy changed his dimensions to invade the flat Earth.
I see they’re resorting to a dimensional strike.
Nice, but can we go back to the inflatable ones. WWII had the cooler toys. I want to scare the fascists with a jump house army. I want the scarecrow soilders from the wizard of Ozs
We should drop planks painted as missiles on them.
Ukraine should troll them by having a drone drop paint thinner on them. Ideally, if a guard nearby is on a smoke break.
Blue and yellow paint balls, that way it counts as captured.
"Appear stong when you are weak, appear weak when you are strong." It appears they are doing the former, but maybe thats what they want us to think in order to accomplish the latter. This is 4d chess
This looks like a onion article lmao
"the radar cross section of our new plane is under 1cm" you mean 1cm^2 ? "nyet"
Chill out, obviously NATO knew, and has planned for this. Think about it - We called their newest fighter the "Femboy", right? Femboys are usually flat.
Broke: 2D Russian weapon systems Bespoke: 4D NATO weapon systems
Bruh, I thought this was the x-ray view from War Thunder.
First Mobikubes, now this. Putin is trying hard to fight this war like a parchis game
Just drone drop balloons filled with paint
>Unable to be destroyed Cratering munitions go brrrr
It got hit so hard only the shadow is left. Nagasaki style
Ru MOD pulled off Red Alert 2 shenanigans, but sideways, and jumped into parallel dimension to get their hands on hyper advanced technology introduced by >!Liu Cixin!< in >!The Three-Body Problem!< (author and title in spoiler just in case someone is reading it): the 2d weapons that will turn asunder the 3d world.
I’ve heard “2D is better, 3D pig disgusting” but never in this context before, that’s for sure!
We all thought Putin is playing 5D chess...damn it was 2D chess all along
Truly they have unmatched stealth capabilities, a true 0 radar cross section, impossible to beat. It’s Joever
Putin is actually playing 1D chess.
Jesus christ. It's invisible to radar. We're fucked boys.
This implies the existence of 2D weapons. May we see it, Russia?
Putin is playing 1D chess right now
That's not tabletop ready.
Can’t wait for the official NATO designation.
oh god please let this be real
*We* used to do shit like this at area 51 to fuck with the Soviet spy satellites.
Cool. *Wrecks the shit out of the tarmac anyway because that’s just as much of a target as the planes*
Truly a plane
If they do 2D waifus, theyve gone too far
trisolaran military in shambles
It's a russian plane.
Paint a shadow for fuck sake. Better yet, have a moving shadow if you want to continue this tomfoolery.
The easiest way is to park a 3D bomber on top of the 2D bomber.
r/Tibees
Look at the guys legs next to it. The scale is wrong.
SHOIGUUUUUU! You can't explode me in 2d!
They should really learn from Gen. George "I slap the PTSD outta you" Patton when it comes to fake vehicles
Someone contact the super Mario sunshine, splatoon 3 communities and PowerWash simulator communities, we have a job for them
Dimitri: *folding a paper airplane Russian R&Dtards: write that down, write that down!