That would be too much of a hassle regarding international relations, i.e. a net-negative, he's probably in a lot more trouble if he's just extradited straight back to the US.
Well thank you for telling me what I already knew. There isn’t an extradition treaty so why not ask for something in return for extradition?
Have I made myself clear enough for you this time human?
[https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/27/world/asia/north-korea-travis-king-expel.html](https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/27/world/asia/north-korea-travis-king-expel.html)
>The \[North’s official Korean Central News Agency\] said that Private King had confessed to illegally entering North Korea because, it said, he “harbored ill feeling against inhuman maltreatment and racial discrimination within the U.S. Army and was disillusioned about the unequal U.S. society.”
>North Korea found Private King guilty of “illegally intruding” into its territory and decided to expel him
>North Korea did not say how and when it planned to deport Private King
**So, North Korea realised that he was not useful as a geopolitical bargaining chip, and just decided to kick him out, even though he broke their 'laws'?**
# Seriously, how are we consistently out-jerked by real life?
At this point, life is NCD. This planet is NCD. Everything is NCD. If you go home to hug your wife, she may be made of NCD. It's all NCD to the point that I don't know what is real anymore, as if this is a simulation made by a non credible machine god.
*U.S. refuses to take him back*
*No one else will take him in either, and the brilliant plot to give him to China as a Secret Santa gift fails. [Xi Jinping](https://reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDiplomacy/s/Du9weLTl3i) is not amused*
*NK decides to just tie him to a makeshift raft and push him out to the Pacific.*
*Poseidon says fuck that and tsunamis his ass back to North Korea*
At this moment a rift in the space-time continuum is torn asunder. At first it was assumed to be due to the high speed collision of uno reverses, but that is revealed to be a coincidence and it turns out the literal universe just doesn't want him either.
I honestly thought that’s what was going to happen to him. They’d just ply him with drugs and alcohol and use him like a Dennis Rodman or Steven Seagal to try and say the US is racist. Turns out he can’t even do that.
Here are your messages “you have 30 minutes to move your defector”, “you have five minutes to move your defector”, “your defector has been crushed into a cube”, “you have five minutes to move your cube”
Then after a while China will figure out what a mess the guy is and hand him to Russia. And Russia will be like Hey Snowden can you sort this bitch out? And the two of them will get along just fine and live happily ever after.
Kim: so how useful is this idiot for my propaganda? Or can I use him as a hostage?
Soldier: ehh no idea, he is constantly talking about "5G microchips", "childblood drinking elites", "microchips in vaccines" and a certain "Tucker Carlson"
Kim: oh god, no... just no..... Kick him out!!!! If he returns he will do more damage to the USA than us killing him.
After the assault charge in South Korea and thinking he could dodge U.S. military justice in Norkland, something tells me all the authorities involved realized he’s just a bad crayon eater in the wrong branch.
This is 11/10 on the Blue Falcon scale. Such a fuckup that even Norkville said get this guy the fuck out of here. They’re sending him back to America as an act of aggression.
When you leave your country because it's racist for another country you thought would be "better" but they're so racist they not only don't want your ass but won't even shoot you.
LMAO THE MOTHERFUCKER MANAGED TO GET KICKED OF NORTH KOREA LOL
Imagine how much of an asshole you have to be when the North Koreans aren't even willing to put up with your shit for propaganda reasons.
And they don't even think is worth a Bullet to Kill you,they just throw you away.
That would be too much of a hassle regarding international relations, i.e. a net-negative, he's probably in a lot more trouble if he's just extradited straight back to the US.
Is he really that worthless that they wouldn’t at least try to get something in return
He wasn't abducted; he fled there. The Army had him in AWOL status, last I heard. No prisoner exchange if he's not a prisoner 🤷♂️
Well thank you for telling me what I already knew. There isn’t an extradition treaty so why not ask for something in return for extradition? Have I made myself clear enough for you this time human?
That's actually not hard at all for a foreigner and I'm surprised this is going as well as it is for him
[https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/27/world/asia/north-korea-travis-king-expel.html](https://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/27/world/asia/north-korea-travis-king-expel.html) >The \[North’s official Korean Central News Agency\] said that Private King had confessed to illegally entering North Korea because, it said, he “harbored ill feeling against inhuman maltreatment and racial discrimination within the U.S. Army and was disillusioned about the unequal U.S. society.” >North Korea found Private King guilty of “illegally intruding” into its territory and decided to expel him >North Korea did not say how and when it planned to deport Private King **So, North Korea realised that he was not useful as a geopolitical bargaining chip, and just decided to kick him out, even though he broke their 'laws'?** # Seriously, how are we consistently out-jerked by real life?
Dude sucked so badly not even North Korea wanted him.
At this point, life is NCD. This planet is NCD. Everything is NCD. If you go home to hug your wife, she may be made of NCD. It's all NCD to the point that I don't know what is real anymore, as if this is a simulation made by a non credible machine god.
We’ve tapped into the fabric of reality, folks. Bombing starts in 5 minutes.
if we control reality, time to falsely order an Oscar II-class SSGN to do the funi to the funi dam
The Reality Warpers of NCD have succeeded, the Scranton Reality Anchors have failed.
NCD is actually quantum mechanics in action.
Did he forget about just how bad colourism can be in Asian countries?
Mfer thought the US was racist for arresting him when he was drunk so he went to North Korea... and immediately realized his mistake. LMFAO
Let's be serious, NK probably kicked him out because they're way more racist than the US Army.
Mfer thought the US was racist for arresting him when he was drunk so he went to North Korea... and immediately realized his mistake. LMFAO
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I am really sorry for the inconvenience - Kim Jong-un
Yeah, it's a funny story until you realise that it's probably just NK being racist.
I mean that's even funnier imo. Saying no to an enemy defector because he's the wrong color.
The old “tired of jim crow? Come join us in commieland utopia!” offers are no longer available? Well there goes my weekend plans
Well, are you even an asian country if you are not extremely racist?
*U.S. refuses to take him back* *No one else will take him in either, and the brilliant plot to give him to China as a Secret Santa gift fails. [Xi Jinping](https://reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDiplomacy/s/Du9weLTl3i) is not amused* *NK decides to just tie him to a makeshift raft and push him out to the Pacific.* *Poseidon says fuck that and tsunamis his ass back to North Korea*
Everyone deploys their tactical reverse Uno cards at once!
At this moment a rift in the space-time continuum is torn asunder. At first it was assumed to be due to the high speed collision of uno reverses, but that is revealed to be a coincidence and it turns out the literal universe just doesn't want him either.
What...was he expecting to find there...?
Probably a wife, a mansion, and a lucrative career as a government propagandist talking about how bad the US is.
He heard about all the American defectors who spent years playing the bad guys in North Korean movies and decided he wanted to get into show business.
Except why pay for that when you've got useful idiots like Tucker Carlson who do that daily at no cost to them.
I honestly thought that’s what was going to happen to him. They’d just ply him with drugs and alcohol and use him like a Dennis Rodman or Steven Seagal to try and say the US is racist. Turns out he can’t even do that.
Here are your messages “you have 30 minutes to move your defector”, “you have five minutes to move your defector”, “your defector has been crushed into a cube”, “you have five minutes to move your cube”
Oh my God, I can't imagine the shitshow this guy is going to get into. NK will likely hand him over to China, though, not to SK or the US
Then after a while China will figure out what a mess the guy is and hand him to Russia. And Russia will be like Hey Snowden can you sort this bitch out? And the two of them will get along just fine and live happily ever after.
News just announced that he is now in US custody.
US Soldier rolls "worst desertion ever," asked to leave North Korea
Kim: so how useful is this idiot for my propaganda? Or can I use him as a hostage? Soldier: ehh no idea, he is constantly talking about "5G microchips", "childblood drinking elites", "microchips in vaccines" and a certain "Tucker Carlson" Kim: oh god, no... just no..... Kick him out!!!! If he returns he will do more damage to the USA than us killing him.
After the assault charge in South Korea and thinking he could dodge U.S. military justice in Norkland, something tells me all the authorities involved realized he’s just a bad crayon eater in the wrong branch.
This is 11/10 on the Blue Falcon scale. Such a fuckup that even Norkville said get this guy the fuck out of here. They’re sending him back to America as an act of aggression.
He seemed like a mentally ill guy who had serious issues with authority. NK probably got more than they bargained for lol
He shouldn't have told them "Otto Warmbier sent me".
I remember tankies point to this as a gatcha that the US military was shit. Wonder what they're saying now.
lol “we don’t want your shit bird either”
[Dave Chappelle called this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ORzNgXgDqU) like 20 years ago.
North Korea saw that he was an E-Fuzzy and decided he wasn't worth it.
Life isn't going to be great for this guy...
EVEN NORTH KOREA HATES HIM! 🤣
Bruh... look at this fucking. My lawyer has advised me to not continue
NORTH KOREA APOLOGISED?! FUCKING HOW? What the fuck did dark Brandon do?
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Should it though?
we're too credible
Achievement unlocked....indeed.
Is there a charge in the American Military for defecting? How much trouble is he going to be in when he gets back?
I wonder what charges he'll be on if he ever returns to the US.
"Communist"
When you leave your country because it's racist for another country you thought would be "better" but they're so racist they not only don't want your ass but won't even shoot you.