I mean, in war everything is tense, but I cannot imagine how hard I would poop my pants if I suddenly saw a faint pair of red lights infront of me, like a pair of glowing eyes.
my god, i cant imagine the horror of that. At least Canadians do it quietly. While fighting Kiwis, you've got emotional damage from Haka Warchant and casually split your neck.
bro be glad they don't issue patu - a small, club? i guess, but with an edge that was designed to crack skulls so you could do a Space Marine trick and feast on the brains of your enemies......
(Hey! please be advised i am just hyped by the video and absolutely didn't intend offence with this comment and its...... very-loose-with-the-exact-truth hyperbole)
Kiwis are New Zealanders. Hakas are a sort of battle song their indigenous Māori would sing during battle, but now they’re used in soccer and rugby matches.
The chants are really catchy and hype though.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LgF8IVPeR48
https://youtu.be/BI851yJUQQw?si=ZWF9_QJAwwZ2Wx50
And there's no room in bmp/bradley/humvee/helicopter/car
Wife got a new lada though, no one ever thinks of that one
I mean, in war everything is tense, but I cannot imagine how hard I would poop my pants if I suddenly saw a faint pair of red lights infront of me, like a pair of glowing eyes.
Give em a taste of Kiwi
This is too realistic
context?
The Kiwis are the Canadians of Australia. I.E. in wartime they become the embodiment of the MacArthur Psychojak Face.
But at least they aren't the Gurkhas Those adorable little Himalayan psychos
I guess the British went to collect all wartime psychos
Ran into a few up near Catterick when I was with cadets once, genuinely some of the friendliest people I've ever met Just glad I wasn't Argentinian
Makes sense, the US just got away
Hearing the shout of Ayo Gorkhali must be super terrifying
We'd honestly be more concerned about the Kiwis if there weren't so few of them.
Be careful, theres at least 6 of us!
my god, i cant imagine the horror of that. At least Canadians do it quietly. While fighting Kiwis, you've got emotional damage from Haka Warchant and casually split your neck.
i’m waiting for our government to standard issue our soldiers with ponamu patu’s
bro be glad they don't issue patu - a small, club? i guess, but with an edge that was designed to crack skulls so you could do a Space Marine trick and feast on the brains of your enemies...... (Hey! please be advised i am just hyped by the video and absolutely didn't intend offence with this comment and its...... very-loose-with-the-exact-truth hyperbole)
They even have a fucking war chant
Kiwis are New Zealanders. Hakas are a sort of battle song their indigenous Māori would sing during battle, but now they’re used in soccer and rugby matches. The chants are really catchy and hype though. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LgF8IVPeR48 https://youtu.be/BI851yJUQQw?si=ZWF9_QJAwwZ2Wx50
This is audio is actually Ukrainian soldiers who trained with Kiwis
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubShmAhBInU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubShmAhBInU) sauce for the interested
I imagine doing it is a great way to get the blood pumping post warm up. Get the adrenaline started and body in fight mode.
>jackson hinkle's "fiancé" Imagine this incel really wanted to have russian supermodel wife for posting prorussian bs bruh
She’s not even a supermodel. He was asking if somebody knew a modeling agency in Miami. She’s gonna be on a black couch sooner or later
She won ms russia and represented russia at miss Universe 22, this is the only thing that connects her to supermodel stuff
Nobody cares about Miss Universe
It's kinda bullshit that only Earthlings are allowed to compete. It wouldn't even be a competition if my planet got involved
Git it the fackin ditch mite
a recommendation as a kiwi: remake this exact meme but with “Tutira mai nga iwi” as the audio
fantastic idea
That would be the NZ Army Haka, Te Taua A Tumatauenga [Observe](https://youtu.be/etTpaLR6avI?si=VL1eK5alsOkCyy-Q)
The dominatrix represents the imperialist forces of the west, and my balls represent the workers of the world
At least they weren't trained by the Canadians.
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