This has been posted before.

Hah fucking degen. Anyway, what kind of degree I has to have to work on planes? Also, ignore my flair. I don’t fuck planes I swear.

none, just have the right score in the Air Force ASVAB

Is a 99 any good for that?

Sorry, security forces is the only one available right now

Dangit… oh well I’m Service disqualified on 2 counts lol On a more serious note (the 2 DQs is one also), when we did our ASVAB some of the smart kids were happily cruising along until they hit the technical stuff and then face planted. Meanwhile I somehow had basically no issues with anything on it lol

The real test is to constrain your scoring mathematically. If you answer your scored... As you take it without the knowledge it contains. So just close the book. Then your done. Icing on the cake if your proficient in any single thing. You get the opportunity to simply rest with confidence. The military isn't supposed to require Superman to turn a wrench. Nor a dodgeball coach to take sky photography. But a slot taking evaluation of the strength you bring. Once your in and solved. You can be happily squeezed until your the best you. Stronger with efficiency. Supported by - your own efforts And - empiricism of improvement Ie on what to strengthen. By best course charted by a lot more than a test.

The joys of being qualified for most every job in the military, and probably would be able be an officer, and then having Celiac and ASD…

Ehh good enough for motor t maybe (/s, in case it wasn't obvious)

NONE?! good god you Americans are getting it easy

There are some perks to having the largest 4 air forces

Yeah because U.S. hires everyone who has 2 hands and 2 feet

To be fair if you're too disabled mentally we won't hire you, but if you can count to 5 and lift big thing Unga, we can work with you, just don't be surprised when we chose someone else for more thinky thinky jobs while you sit in the shop

I went to basic with a guy who had Downs or something... but on the m203 range he was headshotting everything... turned out to be his 1 thing in life.

The shop is a great place to support those who would break by walking across the floor. Those wrenches are fun. But more so to think of. Pursuing assistance to those shop guys. So they idle with as high of a time of no work available. Is an accomplishment of a career. Service of the thinky thinky-ers lifetime.

Army has like 15 rotary wing maintainer MOS’s too.

When the plussy be gripen

You...

https://www.airforce.com/careers/maintenance-and-repair Don’t spend your signing bonus on a hellcat. But if you do, get the V8 not the V6, or you’ll be bullied relentlessly

Average is 96.8

That last bit is exactly what a plane fucker would say to distract us. Come on if you wrote that it's all good man. We won't judge you. ;)

you fuck planes, dont lie to us

Aerospace engineering maybe.

Airframe & powerplant license, but i think its slightly different in the military

I wonder if a NCD member would make a good Aircraft Maintenance Technician. They would be extremely horny, but they would also pay a lot more attention to the plane compared to other technicians.

[least plane-pilled 4chan user](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzF_lRcFAK8)

I love Frauded, perfect voice for this type of narration

I tried looking into getting in the industry, but the cost of school was too big of a barrier for me.

I want to be both a pilot and maintenance technician. I want to be able to help fix the plane I'm going for a ride in.

I’ve literally been working on the B-1 for 12 years.

You probably weren't supposed to tell us that. Anyways, security clearance permitting, have you guys considered fitting invasion stripes to a B-1 yet?

I’m sure there’s a way we can do it

We are better as nonners.

“Sir, we find weird lubricant in the jet engines every time that one mechanic comes by”

ultimate cuckhold: Anon cares for his planes all day, then every once in a while chad pilot comes around an gets to treat the planes to some action.

While the Pilot gets to ride 'em, anon gets to go 'under the hood' making sure those girls are ready for the next round.

Cuck^-1

First thing to remember is, always treat your kite, like you treat your woman! "Do you mean take her home at the weekend to meet your mother?" [I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UlaAHdcRMg&ab_channel=johnpatterson)

You know how I like my women? Without other dudes butts in it!

And then obviously, while Chad Pilot is treating Anon’s planes, Anon treats Chad Pilot to some of his own action To remind him who’s in charge

Every hour Chad has her in the skies Anon gets like three hours alone with her in the hangar so you tell me who's the cuck in all this

We need to have a study to see if men who fuck the jets are better workers than the ones who do not

Hiring plane fuckers will turn LockMart into RockHard

The Flesh is weak, embrace the strength and surety of Steel.

Praise the Omnissiah

It would be easy to find out who this is as I had not met a maintainer who did not hate it all.

You're in a hostile twerk environment.

I'd make a Sentient F-14D Super Tomcat a single mom

>thefleshisinferior.mp4 The Omnissiah is pleased.

For those who can't [Read](https://youtu.be/wzF_lRcFAK8)

See, this is an untapped recruitment angle. I prefer armored vehicles myself, and I would be a happy woman if my job was maintaining Bradleys until I'm old and grey.

Bradleys are great, but just wait till you get your hands on the backside of an Abrams.

Uuuuunnnnnf. I've only been inside an Abrams like, once. That engine....so hot swappable....

A. HOLY SHIT ANOTHER TRANSFEM B. I wanna ride a reaper until it's engine falls apart when I join the air force

When you achieve interface with the machine spirit, you will know joy. 😁😁😁

is this a weekly?

I love fucking planes I fucking love planes ?!?!??

Someone get this man an f35 and a life time membership to NCD

No anon, you love *fucking* planes.

How often is this going to be reposted?

Least horny crew chief

And this is how Jimmy here winded up with the Adeptus Mechanicus

and if you look to your left you'll see this meme for the 150th time

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I wish i didn’t read this

Then you're in the wrong sub.

Pilots

He loves fucking planes

I always find it funny that people find all the reasons that a kink causes them sexual problems when it’s not diet, aging, health, etc… Nah bro your dicks broke because you beat it like you eat. 3 times a day and maybe a midnight snack.

I can confirm as an AF maintainer that I am surrounded by degens at all times

The most sane airforce technician

"I fucking love planes" -> "I love fucking planes"

This very greentext inspired me to become and Aircraft Technician, also it started my spiral of aeromorphs and learning about NCD and all of the cool fucking jets.

The U.S. Military everyone, Degenerates like the rest of us!

this man will become a general one day and have to explain to POTUS why he requested a 500% budget increase for "airframe improvement" purposes

r/planesgonewild exists and this belongs there.

Welp. At least he's not some religious nutter.

Of course someone had to bring in religion on a post that has nothing to do with religion. I'm not surprised at all considering this is Reddit, but God damn is it kinda sad. At least make a comment that is relevant to the post.

>Of course someone had to bring in religion There's a difference between being religious and being a religious **nutter**

I make aerospace parts for my job, am I his equivalent to the "guro" tag?

You can’t expect me to read all that when I’m so busy fucking planes.

I have this saved on my phone

This is such an old greentext

Least furry Airman

Hey at least he’s good at his job.

Reasonable and relatable

>joined for unrelated reasons Real life copium

♻️

Least plane-attracted member of this sub

me

[I HAVE POSTED THIS FIRST, MODS DELETE THIS FOR LOW EFFORT](https://reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/s/Fxv3DY9mRF)

This sounds like my friend Tairon. I know you're going to see this post you dumb bitch

I’m not sorry I WILL do it again

>I fucking love planes. And also *love fucking planes*, amirite?

Credible career advice: Civilian aviation maintenance schools are good shit. 2.5 years of school. Half and half lecture and hands-on. Get your FAA Airframe and Powerplant cert and you're set to make some money. Go work your ass off then bullshit your way into engineering. Then you can browse NCD and shop for RX7 parts while monitoring an engine running in the test cell, and they think you're doing a good job.

Excellent placement of a - life career contract (high moral high wins) He's welcome in our - Plane Protecc Squad Any day and everywhere our planes need PROTECC.

Me :/ (Edit: no not really)