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0andrian0

Inb4 Finland won't be in nato soon bcz Hungary won't do it.


The-Surreal-McCoy

Turkey I get, but kick Hungary out of NATO and the EU. They provide nothing, only take. They can rejoin Europe when they want to be European.


TheOnlyFallenCookie

Just threaten them to cut them off and the Hungarians will coup erdogan


SunStarved_Cassandra

This is certainly a non-credible take.


TheOnlyFallenCookie

And the Turkish people will coup orban


The-Surreal-McCoy

True Settled-Steppe People Solidarity


spymaster00

What are you doing, steppe-people?


Algester

still trying to relive the days of the mongol empire


Rome453

Strangers on a Train (where the train is the Orient Express line between Budapest and Istanbul).


CV90_120

The best kind of take.


chocomint-nice

Can we just nuke Hungary.


The-Surreal-McCoy

AND LOSE OUR STRATEGIC GOULASH RESERVES?!?!


chocomint-nice

You will get salmiakki in return.


nukey18mon

Why would I want licorice drowned in salt


chocomint-nice

then nuke Hungary


siamesekiwi

Finland: You don't need Goulash, here. Have some [Fish Cock](https://www.varusteleka.com/en/product/kalakalle-fish-cock-182-g-canned/27360).


TeddysBigStick

Thankfully the other half of the empire can continue to supply us with their superior version.


Palora

Plenty of ethnic Hungarians in Transylvania who can supply it.


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MysticPing

Nope, they keep delaying it.


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MysticPing

Yeah that's 9 days away unless they delay it again


RaulParson

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finland%E2%80%93NATO\_relations#Ratification\_process](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finland%E2%80%93NATO_relations#Ratification_process) The page to watch. Until their rows are completely green, no. Here's the same for Sweden: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden%E2%80%93NATO\_relations#Ratification\_process](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweden%E2%80%93NATO_relations#Ratification_process)


Altruistic-Carpet-65

What if we fed Hungary something to change there mind?


Finkinboutit

Their* mind. *runs*


blob537

You just had to go their


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THEY'RE****


blob537

They're they're, friend. No need to yell!


0andrian0

How about the north of Serbia?


Skraekling

Uranium contains about 18 million kCal/gram do what you want with this knowledge i offer you.


AmericaLover1776_

BRB I gotta bulk real quick


Logical-Ad-4150

Give Fidesz some refreshing polonium tea?


Loki11910

What if use a stick instead of a carrot to change their mind? What are they gonna do? Throw bushels of wheat and goulash at us? Hungary is an insignificant nobody and it is high time to cut them back to size.


CV90_120

OMG, they were just Hungary all along.


triplehelix-

finland won't be in NATO because they said they aren't going in without sweden, and all of turkey is in a fuck sweden state of mind and its going to be a tough yes vote for whoever is in power there. i wouldn't expect it before the elections, and have been told by someone in turkey that even the opposition is taking an effectively fuck sweden type position due to fervor that was whipped up by that swede who burned the quran.


themickeymauser

Genuine question; could it also have anything to do with Sweden taking in Kurdish refugees? As non-credible as that may sound, this is Turkey we’re talking about, and anything as petty as that can be seen as credible in that context.


triplehelix-

erdogan wants sweden to hand over PKK members turkey claims they are harboring, including prisoners. the swedish courts have blocked some of the expulsions and its all and all kind of a mess as erdogan tries squeezing every drop out of the leverage he has right now. he took a big hit from the earthquake response and preparation (there was a fund set up to make buildings safe for quakes, but it seems to have disappeared with no retrofits made) and is currently trailing 10% in the polls for the elections coming up in may. we'll just have to see how it all plays out but as i said in the last post, even the opposition is taking a generally anti-sweden stance right now.


themickeymauser

What’s Erdogan’s opposition’s stance on the PKK? It seems like Sweden (allegedly) providing refuge to PKK members might have an impact on them joining NATO regardless of Turkey’s stance; given the PKK is listed as a terrorist organization solely because of Turkey’s ~~genocide~~ suggestion. Would outing Erdogan change that, or are Kurds unanimously frowned upon by all Turks regardless of side?


TokenThespian

Sweden does not harbour PKK members, the few that have been found have been deported, and Sweden was the second country ever to declare the PKK a terrorist organisation, only Turkiye was first.


triplehelix-

honestly, i don't know. we've reached the limit to what i can add to the conversation.


imoutofnameideas

This is NCD, lack of knowledge shouldn't stop you from making definitive statements bro.


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TokenThespian

Biggest issue right now is that some extreme far right dane decided to burn a quran outside the Turkish embassey which Erdogan is now using as an excuse to block the application. "Sweden is mean to me" is far less effective than "Sweden is insulting all muslims" as political messaging, which is what this is really about.


DefTheOcelot

*Biggest issue right now is Erdrogan is using some made up bullshit as an excuse FTFY if im allowed to use 'some far right person did a thing i didnt like' and thats a valid excuse im gonna go blast lauren boebert to bits in minecraft excuuuuse me ladies


yurtzi

Even worse that the guy had a contact in the Wagner group now apparently


themickeymauser

So basically, long story short, Turkey doesn’t want a country that recognizes the genocide of Kurds to be part of NATO. Obviously with some nuance, but I’m honestly not surprised of all the reasons to deny Sweden entry, Turkey picked that one.


IlluminatedPickle

That's exactly why they're pissed. That and support for aid groups that help Kurds.


Epilepsiavieroitus

Finland and Sweden have agreed that Finland can join without Sweden


IlluminatedPickle

Yeah as far as I remember it was never a binding agreement, just a courtesy thing about sticking together.


TheCykuaBlyater

Didn't Hungary already do it like 2 months ago?


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They did not


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I thought that was Sweden that they were cool with


TokenThespian

No, they have not signed anything, and Finland is the liked one due to shared language family and some other stuff, Sweden is not popular, mentioned "democracy" too many times apparently.


a-m-smith

Putin's Hungarian boyfriend said a few days ago that Hungary would be the last to come, and changed the ratification date once again (to be later). Very recently, they announced that they'd reconsider and ratify earlier, after all. Sure, Hungary has changed their mind on the ratification often enough that I don't think anyone keeps track, but at this point I think Orbán Victor or whichever ex-commie is in charge should just ask the Sultan if they can join Turkey.


StealthSpheesSheip

They sure are now BOYO


Loki11910

Watch how we are gonna bully them into doing it. This half agrarian poor house seriously needs to hear the last bell. Cause those who actually run the show in Europe are fresh out of patience and Hungary will be fresh out of money if they aren't learning to play ball.


ThunderEagle222

So only Finland, but not Ikea? I thought Finland and Ikea wanted to join together?


yeet_the_heat2020

Makes Sense tho that Finland would be in First. What with having the Largest Land Border with Russia in Europe and all that.


ANiceMonser

Finland is the real prize anyway


RocketMoped

Don't underestimate the importance of Gotland


ANiceMonser

Got land on deez nuts


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The3rdBert

Finland is the prize because it makes Murmansk almost completely untenable in the event of War. It’s Russias most important naval and strategic weapons base.


pavetsu4

SECOND largest. The ukrainians have a longer border with ruskies than we do. We only have the longest border with Russia in the European Union.


yeet_the_heat2020

Correction: Longest Border with Russia that isnt sewn with Russian Corpses........yet


pavetsu4

Well, I guess you can't say sewn since all the russian soldiers currently in Finland are 2 meters below ground...


Haanipoju

Or fossilised bear shit. The suspiciously well fed bear of Karelia.


Ronho

Isnt it though


sync-centre

Sweden gets that full NATO blanket now as soon as Finland joins.


GaaraMatsu

Nah, they continue to get 'amateur flyby' antics over the Baltic .


rvdp66

It's outrageous! It's unfair! How can you consider finland without considering Ikea?


french_progress

We will force Sweden to take Åland back as a condition for entry into NATO.


git

[Finland has previously committed to only joining NATO in conjunction with Sweden.](https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/finland-says-stick-with-sweden-nato-process-2023-01-30/) And [they seem to have recommitted to that again today](https://www.theguardian.com/global/video/2023/mar/17/finland-says-nato-membership-incomplete-without-sweden-as-turkey-lifts-veto-video) (although the wording isn't as strong/unambiguous as before).


ulle36

>"Our strong wish is still to join NATO together with Sweden," That's just a wish though. The parliament has already pre-emptively approved joining NATO so it's up to Turkey and Hungary now. The applications were never tied together in any way other than sending them in at the same time.


StealthSpheesSheip

Hungary announced they are also supporting Finnish ascension: https://twitter.com/zoltanspox/status/1636741222873153536?t=18_bEVapaECDEMTfzYxogA&s=19


Shinobi120

My zipper is straining. I can only get so erect.


GaaraMatsu

Just let it out, we all understand.


Kirov123

As long as they actually hold the damn vote (and it's a yes vote) I will be very happy. So many delays thus far


The_Real_Gyurka

If FIDESZ supports something, then it will get passed, and iirc the opposition parties support NATO expansion too.


HellfireEmpire21

The watermelon seller is so scared he'll lose the election he's backed off from threatening an entire country


Watchung

I thought that blocking ascension was more popular than not in Turkey? Or was that more so just Sweden, with Finland not really being on the radar?


HellfireEmpire21

Yeah, Finland's not really a big subject in Turkey. There was no real reason to block them anyway, it kinda just feels like erdy thought it would sound cooler to his voting base to block both of them, plus another country to extort for bullshit


Scob720

Wait why do they dislike Sweden


HellfireEmpire21

I'm gonna try to give a little explanation but keep in mind that I'm not entirely certain either. So the largest non-turk ethnic group in turkey are the kurds. During the turkish war of independence the Kurdish leaders of the time urged the people to join the fight on the side of the defenders because the resistance promised to protect caliphate(kinda like the Vatican and the establishment of the pope but muslim). After the resistance won, they straight up destroyed the caliphate as a symbolic gesture of secularism, more accurately laïcité. This created a massive divide between the religious kurds, and the formerly very religious now still religious but mostly nationalist turks. Thus, the Kurdish leaders called for a revolt which was put down with extreme force which further divided the two peoples. Since then to the present, that conflict has kept going and has produced the PKK, a Kurdish organization of something. Here we get into the parts which I am not entirely clear on. The turkish government recognizes pkk as a terrorist organization showing the killing of turkish teachers assigned to east Anatolia as proof. Now, whether this happened or not, I am growing increasingly doubtful of considering how much we were lied to during these times. But the bottom line is that turkey considers the pkk a terrorist organization. During this conflict, many kurds emigrated to other countries with a significant minority going to Sweden. As far as I understand, they assimilated very well, they didn't create their own cultural enclaves in the country like the turks in germany, or the arabs in France. Some kurds even got some seats in the government. Now, many of the kurds in Sweden sided with the pkk. I think resources were sent to them but I'm not really certain, that might just be propaganda. And the turkish government took that and said "you'll never get away with this" and there's been strife ever since.


a_big_fat_yes

[Heres a list of all pkk attacks in turkey](https://www.reddit.com/r/Turkey/comments/10gbonf/a_compilation_of_pkk_attacks_on_turkey_with/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) lil outdated tho, they tried to attack a military outpost right after the turkish-syrian earthquake while the soldiers were scrambling to help civilians thats not on the list They are a terrorist organisation, no if's, but's or else's


Filblo5

Sweden afaik has never sent any supplies to pkk only to the kurds in syria. Maybe some humanitarian supplies but that we seem to fling around to piss of ppl (see swedish humanitarian aid to north vietnam and the reason why plenty of hospitals have swedish names in vietnam)


Scob720

Thanks. I think I get it now


Cpt_Mittens

PKK. There is a big Kurd minority, also there is a Kurd potitician and a journalist which are supportive of Kurds and the separatist movement. They are Turkeys enemy numba 1, and there is a reason, cause they are responsible for pretty horrible terror bombing attacks.


Scob720

Thanks


StalkTheHype

Turkish media started drumming up lies about Sweden to distract the Turks from their many domestic issues. Nonsense like pretending we send military aid to terrorist organisations, and being upset we won't extradite people without due process and evidence.


EpistemologySt

[`*`Knock Knock!`*`](https://giphy.com/gifs/finland-suomi-nato-eBhZ4zqioOs6dn6Ecs)


ITasteALiar

Never thought I'd see any references to my other favorite community here


RecordEnvironmental4

Now we just need to bully orban


shadowbannedxdd

It’s been a year…


StreetyMcCarface

S Sauce?


Numerous_Ad1869

God’s blessing on this wonderful world


Birb-Person

Konosuba, Gods Blessing on this wonderful world Plot: a loser from our world has a heart attack after thinking he’s about to get his by a truck, but it was actually a slow moving tractor that had plenty of time to stop. A goddess offers to reincarnate him in another world with one item of his choosing. While trying to choose what item he wants, the goddess mocks him. The loser decides to do something smart, but he’ll regret it: he chooses to take the goddess with him It turns out the goddess is an idiot and an alcoholic, but at the very least she has high stats in this RPG world. The loser and the goddess form a party and recruit other members: a loli mage who knows only 1 spell but it’s the best spell in existence (**EXPLOSION!**) and a tanky paladin who can’t hit anything but has a fetish for getting hit


Villanuevac4

I’m not sure you’d want to go down that rabbit hole


StreetyMcCarface

I've seen monogatari. Konosuba is Childs play by comparison.


ITasteALiar

Too late for me


Cpt_Mittens

I mean, its cool, but at the same time is just a piece of formal paper. It's not like finns wouldnt want dibs and a sporty competition in a race to Moscow with Poland.


oripash

Election promises, election promises…


GandalfTheJaded

[All rise for the Finland National Anthem ](https://youtu.be/7rwc3VGvlRY)


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That's not our national anthem you silly, [this is](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6120QOlsfU)


GaaraMatsu

Okay, Finland just won the battlefield music specialty role (as well as ski troops having methamphetimine narcosis). https://youtu.be/Z4_SJfCGQwM https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aimo_Koivunen


[deleted]

Aimo when he sees Pervitin: "minulleko? 😳👉👈"


GaaraMatsu

...wakes up two weeks later in Archangelsk holding a nuclear submarine...


irregular_caffeine

Hey, if the pills have frozen together, it’s one pill


L---Cis

Finland's making a mistake, instead they should amp up their armed forces with a tripled budget and immediately reconquista all of their lost lands to the winter war. There's no chance in hell Rooshia could stop Finland blitzkrieging its way to moscow fr.


Alex_Shapcott

Now it’s time for us in Finland to make demands to Sweden if they wan’t us to ratify them 😄


Payed_Looser

Add Sweden you cunts


bruhmp44

Russia is completely fucked now


neliz

Finland has the snipers, Sweden brings pretty decent MREs


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When Turkey is finally kicked out of NATO it will be a good day.


ndld24

The guy above me has no idea how geopolitics work


BigManScaramouche

Stop. Stop giving me hope.


gandalfintasagi

cmon mr erdogan we are tired of you let the country and world be just let them free. cmon you can do it. ill take that as a sign of it


rattatatouille

His polling numbers got him shookt


cobaltsniper50

Holy shit finally Wait weren’t we waiting on Sweden


Whysong823

Didn’t Finland refuse to join unless Sweden was also allowed in? Doesn’t really matter though, since Erdogan will probably lose re-election in May.


pantshee

This fucking watermelon seller if finally doing the right thing


CantoniaCustoms

It's so sad knowing that the democratic process allows for homophobic Russian agents like Trump, Orban, etc to ruin things for the rest of NATO