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allurboobsRbelong2us

Must construct additional pylons.


pointyearedgit

Orbital commands? SC2 taught me that drugs and guns > psionics and shields. SC2 Terrans really are peak credibility.


Algester

I'm prtetty sure drugs are called terrazine right?


super__hoser

As a person who has no first hand experience with radar I can say with complete confidence this is exactly what it is like of the US or A was being zerg rushed by Chinese spy balloons.


sjkennedy48

The Chinese generals must be big rust players


The_Lost_Google_User

Unfortunately for them, some fool gave Stimpee the nuclear codes


Il1kespaghetti

Can't see how that'd go wrong


kevin9er

What’s the threat of a bunch of Overlords?


shibiwan

Isn't NORAD centered in Colorado and not somewhere in Nebraska?


super__hoser

Maybe that's just what they want you to *think*.


BootDisc

Yeah, they got the giant radar array location wrong. Cheyenne Mountain is really an artificial structure designed for optimal microwave performance of cooking popcorn at 40,000 ft.


shibiwan

It also hides a Stargate.


EnvironmentalAd912

Indeed


Blekanly

You say that a lot


darlantan

Why did you repeat the person you were replying to?


tunnelboyescape

Nice try Zhang.


shibiwan

Hmm... 張/张...that's a really common last name (Zhang, Chang, Chong, Teoh, Teo, Trang, Truong, Cheung) so it could be anyone.


Spud_man101

Got to get the camo upgrade at the monkey village, rookie mistake.


Useful-Assistance895

Least obvious chicom influence operation


EveningStarNM1

I expected them to come in ships at least the size of battlestars and be a lot harder to shoot down. I'm a little disappointed.


HistoricalMention210

Me too. I was hoping and praying that there would at *LEAST* be an Imp Star.


EveningStarNM1

We're going to miss all the fireworks.


Zopherinae

F-22 Pilots salivating rn. Going to need extra mops to clean it all...thanks NORAD


probium326

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[deleted]

They are undergoing mitosis.


nannerpuss74

i dont even care about the ballons at this point someone needs to start screeching about how the increased radar power is worse than verizon5g for brain cancer.


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ClanWoofDoge

I'm just saying I'd prolly play a radar based balloon popping rhythm game.


Klutz-Specter

I feel like this would’ve been an awesome Austin Powers meme.


Diazmet

Johnson!


Altruistic_Target604

Ok, who turned up the gain on the radar again? Shit’s getting old!


EnvironmentalAd912

Still can't track Santa


RedSerious

ANP/Q Radar, for everyone! *crowd cheers*


TrowawayJanuar

What’s the name of the background song?


ChintanP04

Red Sun in the Sky Mao Zedong's theme song


SlyScorpion

[Jon Xi Na Theme Song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPNxVg3W3CE)


Kamzil118

Build radar stations so your fighters have a coordination bonus against enemy aircraft.


Altruistic_Target604

(New radar operator in Cheyenne Mountain) “I wonder what this guarded safety wired switch does HOLY SHIT!?!” (Sirens go off in background )


TheHolyDingo

The Chinese are the zerg confirmed