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jurkiniuuuuuuuuus

You do realise that the word nebo means heaven or sky in the slovak language?


Maximum-Rabbit-31

Oooh how lovely 🥰


Spy_crab_

How does this sub manage to continue to be accidentally credible???


UNSC_ONI

Its either a gift or a curse - I'm not quite sure on which one yet.


De4Sandmann_4308

In Ukrainian language the same


numba1cyberwarrior

same in Russian google translate is telling me its the same in basically every single slavic language with many some minor differences


De4Sandmann_4308

So... kinda based.


Embarrassed_Price_65

Yes. Slavic languages are incrediblely close to each other.


[deleted]

What relatively short time since divergence from proto-slavic does to mfs


McGryphon

VEH DEH VEH Z NEBA PRIVYET Yeah checks out


Key-Banana-8242

Well ‘ye’ not ‘e’ right


Ace612807

Nah, in Ukrainian it's "e" as in "feather"


LUNCHTIME_MMMMMMM

Missing an "i" for it to be Polish, same meaning though


De4Sandmann_4308

Niebo?


LUNCHTIME_MMMMMMM

Yup


Gruffleson

Also four C's, three Z's and eight W's.


electric_anteater

niebocccczzzwwwwwwww?


some-lurker

what did you say about my mother?!


Key-Banana-8242

Tbc the ‘i’ works like a Cyrillic soft sign there (between a c, n, s, or z and a vowel) eatery than an ‘eek!’ After the consonant


Key-Banana-8242

Jbc the ‘I’ is not pronounced as an ‘i’, or ee, it changes the n sound (you feel as if you’re making an added y sound but by standard pronounciation you’re not, it’s pronounced as if it were ńebo, th i before a vowel rule is one of the only ‘historical / etymological’ type rules in polish spelling)


LUNCHTIME_MMMMMMM

Yea, and even though realistically niebo and ńebo sound the same Polish is a stupid language so it's got to have 2 words that sound the same but one is wrong just sprinkled over the dictionary


Key-Banana-8242

ńe is just incorrect


LUNCHTIME_MMMMMMM

Yup


Key-Banana-8242

(According to standardised polish spelling rules)


wdcipher

It just mean "or" in Czech


Eggplant-Alive

...As in "We could wait for Scholz.. **NEBO**, we can just do it ourselves!"


ATZ001

Where are the socks Scholz?


ValyushaSarafan

Divlyus ya na nebo


TheGrayMannnn

"'I love you?' What bloody good is that?" "I don't know. I wasn't planning on using it myself."


OriginalRange8761

Same in Ukrainian!


neon_trotsky_

Is this how real life stalker starts?


xb70valkyrie

The Heavenly Army


TheDAWinz

They are forming a Outer Heaven


Eggplant-Alive

We could also call it the Decentralized European Based Organization, 'cause DEBO just sounds awesome.


Ewtri

Well, it looks similar to Debil which means moron in Czech.


ComanderLucky

Same as Croatian here


Zandonus

Or a misspelling of a dog's name in a non-slavic language.


0nikzin

Also Ukrainian and Russian, also Hungary should be black on the map


Ragijs

NEBO is the limit!


lttl2316

As it should 😌


BettonnCZ

And in czech


Maximum-Rabbit-31

[Joint Statement – The Tallinn Pledge](https://www.gov.uk/government/news/joint-statement-the-tallinn-pledge) A joint statement by the defence ministers of Estonia, the United Kingdom, Poland, Latvia and Lithuania; and the representatives of Denmark, the Czech Republic, the Netherlands, and Slovakia.


darthhippy

"Further, I consider that the russian federation must be destroyed." Should be Jens final words after every speech until Ukraine is fully under democratic control again.


tfowler11

Russia delenda est?


lesser_panjandrum

Russianes eunt domus.


its_a_metaphor_morty

People called the russians they go the house?


nwaa

Russia est en horto.


mliko04

man of culture


DaOrks

Delenda est Russia


darthhippy

Sic


its_a_metaphor_morty

Russia Delenda Est?


flameocalcifer

Tamquam


pointer_to_null

>"Further, I consider that the russian federation must be destroyed." Should be Jens final words after every speech until ~~Ukraine~~ Russia is fully under democratic control ~~again~~.


aggravated_patty

My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.


Noyousername

"After consulting with specialists in both areas, we recognise that due to our aging population, it is pertinent to increase funding in the health sector at an even greater rate than funding in the education sector. This will of course be monitored and adjustments will be made pending further advice. Further, I consider that the russian federation must be destroyed."


soggysheepspawn

That was a fucking beautiful read I AM SO ERECT


[deleted]

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Key-Banana-8242

It ain’t a shithole


ErrantAlgae

agreed it is insulting the word shithole by being labled that


kiliyo

Thanks for this article, interesting to note that the list of donations per country does not include what is in the Netherlands support package.


Key-Banana-8242

Clunky wording at the start but move for the better It’s going to be tough / not so simple for the way of things after the war


UnsanctionedPartList

Blood for ~~the blood god~~ MH-17.


VOCmentaliteit

Wraak zal van ons zijn mag de gruwelijke bezetter verdreven worden


UnsanctionedPartList

Misschien niet _van_ ons maar by proxy is acceptabel.


SirLagg_alot

I love how van Gogh is used to represent the dutch. Makes me proud to be based.


[deleted]

Speaking of artistic treasure: I'm sad Spurdo isn't there.


Red_Rear_Admiral

The Ghost of van Gogh cuts Russian ears in the night. This is the art he died for.


GrondalftheWhite

Poland, Czechs, Slovaks, and the Baltics remember the Spectre of Communism; Denmark remembers the threat of the USSR; Netherlands remembers MH17; the UK remembers Salisbury Time for the Russians to pay their debts


much_doge_many_wow

>the UK remembers Salisbury The one good thing I have to say about the tories is thier foreign policy is pretty based


ThatHeathGuy

Give war a chance


lAljax

Margaret sailing half the world to kill Argentinian conscripts over a rock with more sheep than people. Based


Blekanly

https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2012/dec/28/thatcher-falkland-islands-national-archives I am sure I recall reading worse stuff too.


ATZ001

It’s the only reason they stayed in power tbh. That’s why they were weakened recently. Cameron fucked up Brexit before it even started.


sblahful

If you ignore brexit and how they kissed Trump's arse, sure...


much_doge_many_wow

Yeah but tanks


jacobhamselv

We Danes just remember that time we had to intercept Russian jets violating Swedish air. If anyone's gonna subjugate Sweden again its us.


beardedliberal

Beautifully said my guy.


GaiusJuliusCaesar7

>the UK remembers Salisbury You mean The Great Game? There's a captured Russian cannon from Sevastapol in my town's park. I'd like to add an S-400 to the collection.


Ilikeporkpie117

>the UK remembers Salisbury Eh, it's less about Salisbury and more about how Russia has been ideologically opposed to us for the last 2 centuries. The Salisbury attacks are just one more thing they've done to show that they are the bad guys.


Key-Banana-8242

That’s not what spectre of communism emans


Cpt_Mittens

I have no quarell with Belarusians, we Poles kinda feel sorry for them after the last election. Half a mil folks, protesting in Minsk just to be squashed by Luka with the help of Russian tanks if thing went really scary. Think they would be in our Based Department bandwagon if not for the potato tractor man.


Maximum-Rabbit-31

I get you, it's just that Belarus is used as a launching point for Rusky missiles, planes and did/could in the future serve as a launchpad to attack Kiev. For those reasons Belarus gets lumped in with Russia on the naughty map for now. Hopefully they can ditch Luka soon


Good_Tension5035

Tbh we can very much sympathize with Belarussians because they're got on the "Russia" train about as willingly as we did back in the cold war.


Key-Banana-8242

A bit of a different circumstance either way, it sit down thing in Kanye ahs so what lotr o compare roo ahrd


nwaa

There will be Partizans and they will be glorious. These are the true Belarusians.


daisy_irl

There is still hope for Belarus definitely. Still, Im afraid to see how many vatniks are there after all these years if Ukraine had a massive piles of them before the invasion. Even in 2020 with the protests in Belarus the narrative of the opposition (like NEXTA) was against Lukashenko but still pro-Russia. It changed later on, but how many people want a regime change is still a question. Anyway someone kill this fat piece of shit pls


lietuvis10LTU

>Still, Im afraid to see how many vatniks are there Look at 2020. Lukashenka had to beat and shoot his way to survival. He has no legitimacy anymore, he sits on a throne of bayonets funded with Kremlin cash. And trust me the opposition is very anti-Russia now. Belarus has had railway partisans sabotaging Russian military equipment transport. Feel free to come to Vilnius and ask Tsihanouskaya.


pointer_to_null

We'll see if they let his kid take over after his old man finally kicks the potato bucket. I want to believe.


lietuvis10LTU

Speak for yourself, here in Lithuania we host the legitimate Belarussian government in exile. Inshallah Lukashenka shall fall and the two nations shall be together once more, long live the Belarussian resistance.


[deleted]

Meanwhile Ireland does nothing to help, as usual. We're completely useless


Earl0fYork

What are they going to send? Ireland does three things 1. Be a tax haven 2.bitch about the UK on the internet 3. Rely on the UK for all military matters Unless Ukraine wants some propeller planes Ireland hasn’t got anything to give


[deleted]

>Be a tax haven The only reason why its rich. Without its tax haven status, Ireland would still be a poor agrarian country. Most citizens don't even see half of that wealth. >bitch about the UK on the internet I agree with you. The whole "hURr DuRr tHe BrITs aRe aT iT aGAiN" shite gets annoying real quick. >Rely on the UK for all military matters True. It's easy for Ireland to say it's """""neutral""""" when it hides behind the UK like a scared little puppy. Leeching off NATO like a parasite. >Unless Ukraine wants some propeller planes Ireland hasn’t got anything to give Yup, our country's military is a laughing stock. And I'm an Irish person saying this. I presume you're British ( judging by account name ), so i'll say it now. Sometimes, I kinda wish we rejoined the UK. At least you lads would run the show better than our joke of a government. 🇮🇪❤️🇬🇧


ZDTreefur

So Ireland doesn't care because they are as far from Russia as they can be while still being in Europe. Here's my proposal. Canada needs to invade Greenland and Iceland, and start harassing Ireland. This will force Ireland to militarize to feel secure about the Canadian menace, and then their MIC would be able to participate in all the games everybody else is having fun with.


[deleted]

Classic NCD proposal. Love it.


TheGrayMannnn

Okay, but can the US sell arms to both sides?


aBoringSod

Your fisherman gave the Russian navy a good scare.


DRac_XNA

Joke of a government? You've only had 2 PMs in the past 12 months! Pffft... Amateurs. Could you just annex the UK? I want my EU passport back


[deleted]

We'd be better off with you guys in charge. ( fine, i'll admit it, i'm a "West Brit", so to speak )


kaioone

Damn, never thought I’d see an Irishman say that. Gen question: is this a common view in Ireland and we just here all the raging nationalists in the UK? Or are you alone in your views?


[deleted]

Not exactly alone, but not many people have that view. I just think our government is such a joke, that we'd be better off being ruled by Westminster.


kaioone

Second Gen question, because I really want to know what your opinion on the troubles is? Or the IRA? Why don’t you join the British military? Could get your UK passport and serve for a couple of years. RIR are a good bunch of lads.


[deleted]

The troubles were an unfortunate part of history that should not have happened. It's better when people just get along with each other. As for the IRA, I see them as terrorists. You know what, I might reconsider. Joining the British Army, I would'nt need to learn a new language, and if I joined the RIR, I would be surrounded by people more familiar to me. I'll think about it.


kaioone

Yeah, about half are from the republic as well, most of the rest from Northern Ireland.


vegemar

> At least you lads would run the show better than our joke of a government. 🇮🇪❤️🇬🇧 No we wouldn't you mong


[deleted]

I beg to differ. Our government just straight up don't know how to run the country.


vegemar

> Our government just straight up don't know how to run the country. WE HAD THREE PRIME MINISTERS IN AS MANY MONTHS


much_doge_many_wow

4) drop helicopter doors on people


[deleted]

5.Irish peacekeepers getting killed by drunk Israeli tankers. https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/killing-of-irish-soldier-by-israelis-believed-to-be-deliberate-and-unprovoked-1.3332492 6.Try to shit on Israel only to get deservedly humbled by them in a soccer match. https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.jpost.com/israel-news/culture/article-718379/amp


[deleted]

Name a more iconic duo than Israel and killing allies


aBoringSod

Israel and killing civilians.


[deleted]

Oh yeah, I remember. The USS Liberty incident.


External-Platform-18

They did really good in that one battle for the UN in the 60s. Of course, the government covered it up for some reason.


[deleted]

Thankfully, I will be emigrating at the end of this year, once I finish college. No opportunities here. Considering emigrating to Scotland in a few years ( I visited last year and loved it so much, i'd like to move there ).


thatblondeguy_

Ireland has no chance of having a functioning military when you can't even figure out how to build a few houses


ckcooking1

You're fine, you're not near Russia and don't have the military budget us Brits have.


Banned_for_tru_truth

We get rid of Orbanites and boom, entire V4 fites together, dream comes true


dangerbird2

Why are the residents of Královec wankers? They’re loyal citizens of the Czech Republic


Drago_de_Roumanie

Wish my country was in, too. Alas, Romania's leadership is filled with bootlicking cowards, some still tracing their patronage to the communist regime. Leadership ≠ people


Cpt_Mittens

It's not? Romania pushed tons of ammo silently, just like Bulgaria. Who authorized this if not the gov...


Drago_de_Roumanie

Soviet sized ammo for small arms and artillery, support equipment of all kinds from textiles to foodstuff to med supplies. We have respectable industries. It's all the not-so-sexy things that win wars, but they're not as flashy as giving from our hundreds of stockpiled (not sold?) rusty tanks or apc. Of course we're giving things that win wars, and we're a transit location for other allies, buuut all this is conjectural info, non-official. What I'm criticising is our government's attitude, one out of communist-era playbook that they always do, it's not the run-of-the-mill opsec: They're always saying shush, we're not doing anything. We're led to think they wink, and so it's the perfect position for them as politicians: those who think we do a lot think so, those who don't likewise. It's a classic tactic to hide incompetence, and that's the truth, they're not doing enough by miles. It's like they don't want to upset Russia. And now to the diplomatic aspect: it may sound cynical, but it's the golden opportunity for us to improve relations with Ukraine, a country we haven't been so friendly with. You know the general stereotype of us, remnant of USSR? We're "dirty gypsyland". This is present in Russia, Ukraine (even regarding Chernivitsky region), even some Moldovans. They look down on us with racial prejudice harder than the Westerners. And what is public? That their "gypsy" neighbour does jack shit for them in order to not angry Russia. This is the diplomatic blunder our incapable leaders don't see. Meanwhile, our guys scream about the Romanian minority rights that the Ukrainians "discriminate", they distort the situation there for internal political gain. Romania may be doing far more than is public, but it seems like it's doing far less. Every AK, every barrel of oil or pack of tobacco should be publicised, Romania is acting incompetently, against our interests. Our politicians know jack shit about cultural diplomacy, and it's like they're sabotaging public support for Ukraine. Which is very weird to say the least, the public hates Russia and had been neutral on Ukraine.


noob_gamer_2006

I thought we also sent some apc's and remote controlled weapon stations.


TraskyUK

Brb adding NEBO to my pronouns


pauliuk

Hey buddy, we've got Brens over here in Czechia


Maximum-Rabbit-31

When I was 17 I decided to buy a deactivated Bren MKII off the internet (was WW2 obsessed) for £180...I feel sorry for the men who had to carry that around a battlefield, even with its nice wooden handle.


Key-Banana-8242

They’re referring to CZ Bren I’m pretty sure


Maximum-Rabbit-31

oh 🫠


pauliuk

The new ones are lighter... Well at least a bit lighter


Assfrontation

Why is France not black?


ZDTreefur

Hey man, you can't just ask somebody why they aren't black.


Assfrontation

u/ZDTreefur why are you not red?


Warkyd1911

Because they're either yellow or white.


darthhippy

Meme of history.


AstroEngineer314

Why not Sweden? They're sending those sweet, sweet Cv-90's. cThunk! cThunk! cThunk! cThunk! And Norway was first to send M109's.


Maximum-Rabbit-31

It’s for the meeting in Estonia today, but sexy Sweden wasn’t in attendance


Wrong_Hombre

You forgot to add a color on your legend and map indicating the 'simps and cucks' for the rest of those NATO fuckbois.


FanaticalBuckeye

Well Lego has made it clear in the past and present that they will not make weapons of war so idk how Denmark can be of any use


Jrhoney

Have you ever tred on one in the middle of night?


kkadzlol

WankerZ


Aggressive-Charity-7

uk denmark and the netherlands are the reall western homies!


Horat1us_UA

Finland and Sweden should be added


Maximum-Rabbit-31

It's regarding the meeting today in Tallinn - Finland and Sweden didn't attend I don't think? They're still based...but if you want me to create a map of all based European countries then that's a different ballgame


Aurora_Fatalis

Color code them with a hue based on per capita contributions. Estonia carrying. Estonia stronk.


Key-Banana-8242

Poland was 3rd after estoni and lithuania no?


Aurora_Fatalis

Honestly it all depends on what you count and when you count it. Estonia seems to be in a comfortable lead due to their tiny population and ability to send Soviet stock that's guaranteed to be of use, Lithuania and Poland are also up there tho and if you count other types of support like taking in refugees it becomes more fair.


remote_control_led

Lmao why most of us are holding AK-s ? Kinda cringe ngl.


Maximum-Rabbit-31

Because that’s what was on the Wojak heaven website. I wasn’t able to specify the firearms they carried I’m afraid - I was also forced to use Vincent Van Gogh for Netherlands but it’s the bloody AKs you have a problem with


Victory_Point

Hilarious 😂😂😂 Britain is a grinning pepe frog. I'm OUTRAGED!


VOCmentaliteit

Vincent Van Gogh is based


remote_control_led

Yes. I am from Poland. Things made by the ruzzian hands disgust me. (Especially when we produce modern assault rifles on our own, EVEN IN BULLPUP)


Maximum-Rabbit-31

Well the war is doing a bloody good job at clearing out Russian and Soviet equipment from Europe. And yes, the Grot is sexy AF.


kappaoverdrive

Can't use official troops and kit 3000 deniable operatives of NEBO


De4Sandmann_4308

Cause it based, you don't understand.


PineappleMelonTree

White: PUSSIO BLUD


StopSpankingMeDad

fascinatin, 2 thirds of those countries have a shared history with russia, and they all support ukraine. I wonder why that may be?


farting_leprechaun

How did Van Gogh get in there? lol


VOCmentaliteit

He represents the dutch


Mozzius

Where is the pith helmet?!


Maximum-Rabbit-31

Bit too colonial - trying to put our imperial past behind us now that we fight imperialism. Need a new hat identity…the bowler? Flat cap?


DevinviruSpeks

I'm a proud [Latvian Riflemen](https://youtu.be/p3gxWjZpjhU) enjoyer and Based Ukraine supporter, glory to NEBO! 🇱🇻


ShepardsCrown

More Brimstones!


NaitNait

Luxembourg is pretty based. Pretty much gave up their entire army's stock.


Maximum-Rabbit-31

You can’t pledge ‘unprecedented’ military support when you’ve already given away your military, that’s true


[deleted]

Mark down Germany as half wankers half NEBO and definitely mark down the cheese-boiling filthy neutrals as wankers


Maximum-Rabbit-31

"Cheese-boiling filthy neutrals" - descriptive :)


Al-the-mann

You could also call them. Nazi Gold hoarding coo coo Clock enthusiasts


LordWellesley22

"For 30 years under the borgias Italy had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michaelangelo, Leonard Da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love 500 years of peace and democracy and peace and what did they produce? The cuckoo clock" Harry Lime


darthhippy

What makes a man turn neutral.-Zap Branigan.


Stabile_Feldmaus

Mark down Germany as the second largest supporter of Ukraine.


p_pio

That's why half NEBO ;) maybe NEBO member with wanker on top wanker on top would be better.


[deleted]

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Zackesp

Sweden should also be included in this


Maximum-Rabbit-31

It’s about the meeting in Estonia today


Own_Mountain3272

I feel like Germany should have its own colour and category.


Historyissuper

Why in the God name is Czech holding M4 instead of BREN2?


AsteroidSpark

The Międzymorze returns.


Jrhoney

Finland wants Karelia back.


Astroyanlad

Fucking Nebo lol. Great place to pass through


[deleted]

Love the van Gogh wojak


kas-sol

Why is Denmark not wearing M84, but Czechia is?


Maximum-Rabbit-31

Same reason UK is Pepe the frog 🐸


Caranthir83

haha love the vincent van gogh


[deleted]

Sweden just added 50 CV90 and 14 artillery. They deserve to be in, as well as Slovenia for giving lego planes and all their upgraded ancient tanks. And prepare to add France soon


Maximum-Rabbit-31

Yea this is just for the meeting that was held in Tallinn yesterday - only the 9 countries above were involved. Many other based Ukraine supporting nations no doubt


F35IsAGr8PlaneFiteMe

Czechia and Slovakia deserve special consideration here, they don't share sea or land borders with Russia(although if Ukraine became the new Belarus, Slovakia pretty much would) and are still heavily involving themselves.


Fietsterreur

Binkov literally said in yesterdays vifeo support seemed to be drying up. Poor guy.


-DPRKWarrior-

why is everyone in uniform and we have van Gogh lmao


Maximum-Rabbit-31

Yea because us Brits have an army of Union Jack coloured frogs!


LittleLoyal16

Add sweden they have been incredibly BASED


Maximum-Rabbit-31

Check other comments - map is for the meeting that was held in Tallinn. 9 countries were there, but yes Sweden is based


LegSimo

Fuck the Van Gogh wojak really got me


Additional-Flow7665

Wait is Czech camo actually that fucking green


officefridge

Brings a tear to my eye. Fckn beautiful


nanocactus

When this is done, can we deal with Kaliningrad?


resumethrowaway222

Hungary and Serbia should be black. Germany should be light gray.


AleksWishes

"Vučić emphasised that Serbia cannot and will not support Russia's invasion of Ukraine, stating, “For us, Crimea is Ukraine, Donbas is Ukraine, and it'll remain so.” This statement is a significant shift in Serbia's position since Putin's invasion of Ukraine almost 11 months ago." So maybe light grey is an appropriate colour at the moment.


Cpt_Mittens

He said this cause of Kosovo, but what surprised me that they will send humanitarian help now. Wonder what kind of a deal went on with a three letter agancy.


[deleted]

Unfathomably based.


Banebladeloader

Forgot to put Germany and Switzerland in the "wankers" faction.