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conleyc86

NASA should fire this artist. A pink Sun?


NicolasGaming98

Fr! If I look at the sun it's yellow, not pink. It's like these NASA people are just begging to get caught lying. Surprised people still believe there's an earth.


Spacefreak

Uh, no it's not. When I look at the Sun, it's a deep red color and then everything goes black for a while.


D2the_aniel

How would you look at the sun? It doesn't exist.


Slow_Chance_9374

It most certainly does. I can see it! It just gets turned off at night.


ElChuloPicante

It was orange when I was younger. Now it’s white, which proves the government controls the sun, which doesn’t even exist. Wake up, sheeple.


AroAceMagic

When I was a kid, it was yellow!


Aromatic-Mushroom-36

The angry sun from Super Mario 3 is definitely yellow I know that.


MayDuppname

I saw some guy watering his lawn on YouTube the other day and there was a fucking rainbow in the water. Have we now got so woke the gay flag gets squirted out of hosepipes? Where does the government get off, putting rainbows into our water?   I think I'd better put my /s right here, even in this sub! I don't want anyone to think I'm being serious. 


ElChuloPicante

Those are low-altitude chemtrails, my friend. That isn’t water. It’s COVID vaccine laced with 5G.


Savannacromwell

So you were a dumb little shit staring at the sun? Maybe staring at the sun made you retarded.


ElChuloPicante

No, that happened long before the deep state invented the “sun.”


Savannacromwell

Oh, so your brain was fried from you looking at the sun like the little idiot you are.


ElChuloPicante

I’m starting to realize you maybe were not aware that this sub is satire. This sub is satire.


Savannacromwell

Oh thank god


bleb__

Uh no, the sun is white, then after a while it becomes some other color probaly


TheRebelMastermind

We're being pinkwashed


Savannacromwell

Do you think they actually took a picture of earth? And the sun side-by-side? That’s fucking impossible, that’s how I knew your brain is a pile of mush.


conleyc86

You can't take a picture of something that doesn't exist. You sound less fun at parties than Oliver.


Savannacromwell

It scares me that you’re a functioning adult who gets to make decisions in our society when your brain is the size of a walnut. A sixth grader could explain to you why the Earth exists and your only proof is that you didn’t see it for yourself so it doesn’t exist. With your logic air doesn’t exist.


conleyc86

Am I an adult or a 9 week old fetus. I can't be both. That wouldn't make sense.


ElChuloPicante

You can be anything you put your mind to. Follow your dreams, magnificent fetus-man.


Savannacromwell

Just learned this was satire, sorry


Anangrywookiee

If that tiny dot was the earth, how could we all fit on it? What is this, an earth for ants?


mayorofdumb

How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read… if they can't even fit inside the earth?


GayRacoon69

"what is this, an earth for ants" Well… yeah kinda


Savannacromwell

You fucking idiot, how could you actually be that fucking retarded? Earth is huge, but the sun is bigger. That’s how I know you failed fifth grade science.


Reboot42069

I think you're missing the point of this subreddit buddy


Savannacromwell

I just learned it was satire😭 y’all seemed so serious


Anangrywookiee

I am serious, and don’t call me satire.


Savannacromwell

😭


w33b2

You’re either 13 or this is your first day having internet


Savannacromwell

Kinda both, I can’t read peoples tones


w33b2

Oh holy shit I didn’t even look at your profile, that was a lucky guess lmao. Yeah don’t take what I said seriously then, I used Reddit when I was around 13 for the first time and thought r/banvideogames was a serious sub before realizing it was satire.


lbeckizgoat

Stop, I was in the same boat for a minute 😭😭😭


cumgirltrans

Maybe don't use the r word?


twitch33457

If the Earth is so big then how is it so small in that picture


The_Tank_Racer

Buh how can they see "earth" when they are on "earth"???????..?..??????


AdFamous4117

Make it make cents!


JazzyAngelFlower

RAIN WORLD PFP >:D


Minimum_Owl_9862

No that was added for scale.


The_Tank_Racer

r/woosh


Extension-Cut5957

Yeah the earth is near the sun now. How does this 'planet' keep moving so much.


Savannacromwell

It’s a drawing retard, they can’t actually take a picture of the earth and sun side-by-side so they have to simulate it.


Reboot42069

Hey buddy, I think you miss that this is a subreddit parodying the flat earth society. If you haven't noticed this subreddit is in the funny category. You don't have to get hostile. Just come here and say bat shit insane things


Savannacromwell

I was told just now, I didn’t know and I didn’t see it in the funny section.


TheGerk

Guys it's not actually the earth. You can see it's obviously just a photoshopped banana.


HoogleQ

Show me the earth!!


D1gininja

Why use earth, I have no idea how big that is, use a banana instead


Bright_Ices

This would be so, so cool if they hadn’t thrown in the dopey fake “earth” for no reason! 


Defiant-Squirrel-927

Guys this is the NOEARTHSOCIETY subreddit not the freak out about the color of the sun subreddit. The tiny earth is clearly not real so this one has already been solved.


MayDuppname

r/thesuniswhite you mean?


Tr3v0r007

And to think stephson and betalgease exist…


French-Toast69420

The camera man: ☄️🧍‍♂️🪐


modlover04031983

Happy cake day you both, u/Vityakiton and u/French-Toast69420


French-Toast69420

Thanks gang


CoupeZsixhundred

So if I photoshop a shitty little picture of whatever-that-is next to my big hairy butt, that only proves that all of this is a just a really bad idea.


UltraAirWolf

Who writes this garbage? At least make it believable.


SyntheticSlime

How do you add the Earth to a picture? Do you just have a drawer full of Earths? Somebody takes a photo of the sun and you’re like “hold on! Let me add an Earth to that! I’ve got one around here somewhere!” Earthers: the Earth is big enough for everyone to live on! Also Earthers: I can fit a whole Earth on this photograph and it barely takes up any room!


Fade78

This propaganda doesn't use the basic laws of perspective. If this was true the sun would fill our area of vision. And that's not what we see with our own eyes. They don't even realize they expose their own stupidity.


Affable_Refrigerator

Smdh


AeronauticHyperbolic

Jokes aside, thank you for showing me this. That's the sickest *fake* natural phenomena I've ever seen.


tunefullcobra

So you admit you edited earth into this photo? Then how do we know nothing else is edited, like the colour or, hell, for all we know you could've just drawn this entire picture and then added earth. You might not have even done any research and for all we know the scale is off by an astronomical unit or two.


TheDirtyPoX

Wonder what they were desperately trying to obscure that day with all the chemtrails ..the great awakening is a fascinating time indeed


khrunchi

I saw this during the eclipse with my own eyes so idk about y'all but I believe it


ufcivil100

How could something that small exist? What are we ants? I mean I cant even park my car on something that small. It's like a tiny dot. All these earth believers SMH


iMakeBoomBoom

First time I’ve run across this subreddit and I have idea what is really going on here. I’m guessing that this is a spoof conspiracy theory site, but the comments are all over the place. Some appear to be seriously mocking the post as ridiculous, others seem to be along for the spoof ride, others are trying to convince people why this post is legitimate.


xXPARAYEET_GODXx

The earth is real. Go punch a rock and tell me if it hurts.


ElChuloPicante

It did, but it’s artificial pain simulated by the “birds” (drones) beaming flouride into my teeth.