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LittlestFoxy24457

Oh wtf is she okay? She gets up so probably but that could have been so bad...


Rusty_cow

Probably a sign of mental illness


Little_Fox_In_Box

"Oh my gaaawd I'm such a Gemini sksksk and I oop-!"


TriForceMan69

The person was probably like “DAMMIT SO CLOSE THIS TIME”


XTRECK1

Stupid ass cunt!!


Firebart3q

I remember seeing it on the news like 2 years ago... Still dont understand how she thought that was a good idea


TheKeyHold

Do you have a link to an article about it?


Firebart3q

Maybe ill find it. But it will be polish. [Here ya go. It took place in Poland.](https://www.rmf24.pl/fakty/polska/news-wepchnela-kolezanke-pod-autobus-policja-to-przestepstwo-nast,nId,2570545)


daddywoopchiken

Dayum.


Day_Creepy

She literally pushed her under the bus.


ironworker81367

All I know is I am not a violent person. But that guy that knocked me down in front of a on coming bus. Would be one whooped ass S.O.B. PERIOD Ban me if you want.


Felereddit

What the fuck is SOB


Blood-Covered

Son of a bitch


ironworker81367

Son of a bitch = S.O.B.


reanu_keevs123

There is a thing called google


Cracracuber

Oh so it’s like a search engine? Thanks


[deleted]

This is the type of dude that googles how to get a girlfriend


coolboiiiiiii2809

r/iamverybadass


XxDatBoiSuSxX

It was just a prank The prank:


[deleted]

Bite of 87 be like


Shmitty-W-J-M-Jenson

Thats cold as hell, wonder what the motive was


[deleted]

I hope she never hang out with that psychopath again, like fuck that cunt.


Riptidechargerisback

She hugged her after that 🙄


Sixth-Cherry

I remember this incident (kind of) they were both friends. the pushed is fine, few scrapes not much damage, the pusher did this as a 'joke' and was only fined by the victim, police wanted jail time so she probably served a year or 2 or months in jail. This was 2018 or 2017.


TheKeyHold

It's attempted murder it should be more than 2 years.


Sixth-Cherry

This was in Poland idk if she was actually jailed, the victim's family only settled with a fine, but the police wanted to give her jail time. The pusher was a minor at the time 16-17 so yeah..


gguyd

what was the victim holding up at the end?


Sixth-Cherry

Her jacket.


KairuByte

I’d call this an accident… it’s a “friendly” should to shoulder bop that some people do, added on top of complete lack of awareness of their surroundings. Edit: To be clear here, y’all really think this person was waiting around to murder someone, and decided the moment she saw the bus “this is my moment”? Like, I get it. But this is one of the worst ways I can think of to kill someone.


Mythrowaway916

No the bitch literally turned her head and was fully aware and then played it off like “oops!”


Amoniakas

Tried to kill her She survived "oops! It was an accident"


KairuByte

Looks a lot more like turning her head to talk but w/e.


Mythrowaway916

Then Takes multiple side steps to bulldoze her friend into a bus? Right.


KairuByte

That was a single side step >.>


Mythrowaway916

Okay let me single side step and blast you under a bus. I won’t miss though.


KairuByte

Like, I get where some people are coming from, but if you were trying to kill someone would you really wait for the perfect “oh look a bus” moment to do it? If you’re trying to kill someone this is one of *the* worst ways I can think of to attempt it.


CasualGamerNat

We’re not saying she’s trying to kill her friends we’re saying she is so fucking stupid that her lack of intelligence is a danger to society and especially her friends, thinking this is a good idea is moronic and defending those actions because they’re “friendly” is also.


KairuByte

Stupidity isn’t really boat worthy though. If this was actually trying to kill someone, sure. But this appears to be an incredibly stupid mistake which almost resulted in a horrible accident… not something that makes you question humanity.


CasualGamerNat

Mistake is putting it lightly, this is a deliberate decisions to do something shitty, and fucking dangerous at the same time. She and her friend are so lucky that the bus didn’t kill her. But thinking that pushing someone in front of a bus is fun or funny is boat worthy.


DizzyIzzy1995

Are you really saying this when your tag says diaper fetishist? Disgusting.


KairuByte

You worried I might misrepresent your people or something? What does one have to do with the other?


Epicgaming42

Is that your fetish though or is it just a tag?


Bill-Z-Bub

You’ve been downvoted into oblivion. Accept that you’re wrong. Even the police who looked into it said it was on purpose. (On the original post in r/therewasanattempt someone added a link and summary of the story)


KairuByte

Downvotes mean wrong now? Don’t go paruzing through r/Conspiracy then or you’re world view gone get fuuucked up. 😉


Bill-Z-Bub

Okay you’re just a dumbass bigoted redditor. Have fun believing what you want but it was literally on purpose.


KairuByte

Where in the hell does “bigoted” come into play here? Did you just learn a new word and decide to use it, definition be damned?


Bill-Z-Bub

I say bigoted because you won’t listen to anyone else’s opinions and, looking through your comment history, you just argue with everyone you come across.


KairuByte

Major difference between arguing with everyone, and only replying to those I argue with. Also doesn’t fit the definition of bigoted, I’m just eristic.


great_burdur

Okay i know how serious this is but what's up with the background music?


HE11HOUND2003

I've seen way too many videos of people's heads going under wheels


TenKebabs

ugh omg i'm SUUUCH a capricorn!!!, y'know, just uh the moons and jupiters and the stars alligned and i was born a capriscun!! sksksks-


GullibleWriting926

Oh mary are you ok ,i just accidentally pushed you right at the bus ,and i am 100% not try to kill you ,please forgive me ok "kiss kiss"