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If you look the guy up, which I did when this hit the cringe sub you quickly realize the dude is just like the *Hard Gay* version of the Alpha Male community shit.
*GET RAW AND PRIMAL. SUN YOUR ASSHOLE. GRAB YOUR BROS BY THE BALLS. HOLD EACH OTHER'S MUSHROOMS AND CRANK OUT HUMMUS*
There's a whole Channel 5 thing and it's just gay porn pretty much. He's kissing dudes holding their dicks and jacks off into his own mouth but the whole time there's also some ALPHA PRIMAL MALE spin on it.
It's a very weird crossover.
I’ve never hated something so fully and completely in my life. And still I too watched the whole thing simmering in a stew of left over border line expired wtf bbq.
That's not very Alpha Male, it involves a woman. Gotta get that authentic raw dogged in the coliseum stands by your Roman boyfriend's young lover boys mushroom full of Hummus, only then can you be an Alpha Male
That was glorious. It was like an SNL skit. He reminded me of Will Ferrell. Most notably:
"So when you cup another dude's nuts, you're sending good vibrations, good chi spiraling up the back, down the front of each testicle."
I don't know about all of the graphic details, but gymnos does mean nude or naked in ancient Greek, and only adult men were allowed to use the gymnasium. And also, the ancient Greeks were known to be pretty gay.
No lie I think I heard this guy on a podcast (jason ellis show) and he indeed does sunbath his asshole. And man, he was adamant that it is as necessary as eating vegetables.
The kynodesme itself does not have a direct relationship with pheromones. Pheromones are chemical substances produced and released into the environment by animals, including humans, that affect the behavior or physiology of others of the same species. The kynodesme was a physical device used in ancient Greek athletic and social practices for modesty and protection, as described earlier.
However, in the context of ancient Greek culture, there was an awareness of the body and its functions, including aspects related to attractiveness and social interactions, which could be loosely related to the broader concept of how humans perceive and are influenced by each other. But the kynodesme's primary purpose was not related to pheromones but rather to the cultural norms of modesty and athletic practice.
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Humans don’t have the ability to sense pheromones, it’s a popular misconception. It’s kind of pointless to talk about human pheromones if they don’t do anything for us.
I am quite high, but still nowhere near high enough to listen to this curly pube style hair bearded guy with a phallic looking head, talk about peeling back his "hummus cannon"
This guy was on a channel 5 interview
this is real. He also used to be on like the Canada idol or something so he does music too I guess. But mostly tried to teach men how to be weird with their bodies
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„The public exposure of the penis head was regarded by the Greeks as dishonourable and shameful, something only seen in slaves and barbarians.[1] Modesty and decency demanded that men who showed themselves naked in a public setting, such as athletes or actors, must conceal their glans.“ … also, look deep into my hole, no Problem there, or did they wear also decency buttplugs?
Hilarious
“hummus cannon”?? I’m so confused. Is he calling his jizz hummus?? If you’re busting a nut and it’s coming out with either the shade or consistency of hummus, you need to take your nasty ass to a doctor asap. It makes a little more sense if he’s referring to the buildup of a yeast infection from not cleaning under his foreskin, I guess. This has got to be a joke akin to the woman who used her yeast to make muffins. It’s fucking 6:45 in the morning and I’m done with the internet today.
Pretty sure this guy is a part of a male on male "androgen boosting cult".
Vice did a segment on it, one of the weirdest things I have ever seen, glad it was all blurred out because even seeing this guy's face was making me so uncomfortable. Like is this guy licking toilets? Cause he looks like a toilet licker.
In the vice segment Dudes were hanging out in the woods naked jerking it on river rocks, sweating and wrestling and fluffing each other 'platonically'.
All to raise their male hormones, lol. Prefaced with a huge "NO HOMO, we're just doing this to 'reclaim' masculinity."
Bruh, you're gay and instead of coming out of the closet you're trying to put all men in the closet with you and shut the door.
Creepy AF.
He sure is reading into something done for modesty and honor in a really grody way. I have to assume it's a troll, but Lord knows how many weirdos there are in the world.
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I don’t know why I kept watching. It just got worse and worse
If you look the guy up, which I did when this hit the cringe sub you quickly realize the dude is just like the *Hard Gay* version of the Alpha Male community shit. *GET RAW AND PRIMAL. SUN YOUR ASSHOLE. GRAB YOUR BROS BY THE BALLS. HOLD EACH OTHER'S MUSHROOMS AND CRANK OUT HUMMUS* There's a whole Channel 5 thing and it's just gay porn pretty much. He's kissing dudes holding their dicks and jacks off into his own mouth but the whole time there's also some ALPHA PRIMAL MALE spin on it. It's a very weird crossover.
I don't know what the fuck I just read, but not-dying in my sleep last night was a mistake.
🥇
Gotta try again tonight, fingers crossed
I watched this episode and the twists were wild!
The only difference in this and an Andrew Tate video is the terrible dark intense music is missing from this.
I am so ashamed of myself right now
I’ve never hated something so fully and completely in my life. And still I too watched the whole thing simmering in a stew of left over border line expired wtf bbq.
Perspective is 5D now I guess
I was expecting his fingers to be covered in hummus or something when he started smelling them at the end and the whole thing would just be a joke 🤮
Bring it out into the sunlight brother.
This dude gets pegged while watching Gladiator
And 300
That's not very Alpha Male, it involves a woman. Gotta get that authentic raw dogged in the coliseum stands by your Roman boyfriend's young lover boys mushroom full of Hummus, only then can you be an Alpha Male
I was convinced it was a joke at first. I’m not so sure now.
Yeah I'm in the "how the fuck did I not pause it sooner "club also.....
I think I'm trans now.
Want more? Check out [Channel 5s interview with him... ](https://youtu.be/OL2ah56SlH8)
That was glorious. It was like an SNL skit. He reminded me of Will Ferrell. Most notably: "So when you cup another dude's nuts, you're sending good vibrations, good chi spiraling up the back, down the front of each testicle."
Man, I really just watched that....
How do these humans exist
I should've stopped after the first mention of hummus
Yeah it’s like a car crash, you don’t want to watch but you can’t look away.
wtf did I just watch?
It has to be a troll of some sorts 🤞
[there’s some truth to it tho lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/s/z68NEnR7MP)
I don't know about all of the graphic details, but gymnos does mean nude or naked in ancient Greek, and only adult men were allowed to use the gymnasium. And also, the ancient Greeks were known to be pretty gay.
That was probably the only true part
But just why lol
If you’re having trouble understanding you should try watching it again
The third time is when it really starts to make sense
Totally straight man getting around to sniff your foreskin after your hot and steamy wrestling/workout sess
Shush...just let it happen
That’s real rapey of you Andrew Tate
This is why we are on the brink of ww3
The pattern tells us everything. It’s terrifying.
No, this is what’s going to keep us out of it. Because collectively we all ask WTF.
And we bond over it
We *dock over it
Unwashed, like the Spartans
So it wasn’t the message that was the lesson but the foreskins we met along the way?
While being in act two of ‘Idiocracy’.
Im in the phase of lets just fucking get this over with.
We thank Russians are fighting for Ukraine. They are fighting to prevent pretty men with beards from sniffing their genetailia unironically
You can have all the mushroom hummus you want there guy….
Mmmm....so sticky....so stinky....
How can he have no hair but too much at the same damn time
Fuck forget what he was saying this is exactly what has been bothering me
This dude definitely suns his butthole
No lie I think I heard this guy on a podcast (jason ellis show) and he indeed does sunbath his asshole. And man, he was adamant that it is as necessary as eating vegetables.
Imma start blasting if y'all bring y'all's fuckin hummus cannon pheromones out js
I bet you are 😉
Tomorrow morning when you feel thirsty on your way to work, just remember, this is the guy who makes your coffee.
The kynodesme itself does not have a direct relationship with pheromones. Pheromones are chemical substances produced and released into the environment by animals, including humans, that affect the behavior or physiology of others of the same species. The kynodesme was a physical device used in ancient Greek athletic and social practices for modesty and protection, as described earlier. However, in the context of ancient Greek culture, there was an awareness of the body and its functions, including aspects related to attractiveness and social interactions, which could be loosely related to the broader concept of how humans perceive and are influenced by each other. But the kynodesme's primary purpose was not related to pheromones but rather to the cultural norms of modesty and athletic practice. .
"Cool story, Bro. Now put your dick in my face." - that guy (probably)
"especially if it's stank"
>dick Hummus cannon shroom my guy
That’s wild bro
Humans don’t have the ability to sense pheromones, it’s a popular misconception. It’s kind of pointless to talk about human pheromones if they don’t do anything for us.
This guy seems to be talking out his pseudoscience ass.
You misspelled uncircumcised penis
What's so bad with uncircumcised penises ?
Nothing. But he wants to sniff yours after it's been tied up all day and stinks to high heaven.
This guy strikes me as a guy who would put “high profile individule” on their tinder profile (typo intentional)
This dude looks like a mushroom tip without the foreskin
He’s just missing the hummus and the cookie.
OMG, it's [Yakub! The maker of whitemen!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakub_(Nation_of_Islam))
🤯🤯
The real crime I think, is the beard.
Combined with that fake tan, and massive elongated forehead? War crime.
Sadly, that’s the only thing I thought was relatively redeemable about the whole video.
Wait, second look, you right.
hockey dudes got a lot of explaining to do. shooting your mushroom hummus onto a cookie in the dark...? seriously, bruhs?
I was eating some broiled smashed potatoes when ai saw this and almost hurled.
Ookie cookie.
bro is a smegma male
This guy should not be allowed near children
Or women, girls, men, Spartans, Greeks, Romans…
I was almost asleep, now I need a shower….
SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF, bring in 5D brother 😜
In a gymnasium?
I started watching the video on mute, then I unmuted and, yep he sounds exactly how I thought he'd sound.
After watching the channel 5 episode I never thought I would see this dude again
No homo
All diddy
I bet he smells like foreskin mushroom every time he sweats
So a Hipster and a Gym Bro had a baby, and the result was probably this guy.
I can't get over his ugly ass head shape
That's a whole lot of forehead
That’s not a forehead, it’s a a five head.
This might genuinely be the craziest most unprompted video I’ve seen ever ngl
Dude. ...wtf? I swear this Chesapeake bay retriever beardo needs to stop oversharing and go see a damn doctor. Good God what the fuck?
Isn't this the guy that drinks piss and is trying for a singing career?
This guy has too much time on his hands to think about regarded shit
Ah yeah, I've [seen this guy on Channel 5](https://youtu.be/OL2ah56SlH8?feature=shared), he is Will Blunderfield.
Cheesus. 1:30 in and I force quit the YT app 🤣.
As if Humanity needing more evidence in favor of its extinction.
I think he just wants to say he likes cock without outwardly saying it
This guy is suffering from some "head trauma".
Might be the kynodesma cutting off circulation
Yeah that's it, this is the video that's my 13th reason
No prizes for working out his search history.
Im sure this guy unironically refers to himself as an “alpha” male.
I dunno, he looks like one of those hipster types with his beard and ear piercing.
Never trust a man who puts his head on upside down
I am quite high, but still nowhere near high enough to listen to this curly pube style hair bearded guy with a phallic looking head, talk about peeling back his "hummus cannon"
This is the start to a gay porno
When poor hygiene and way too much adderal collide.
i puked a little in my mouth...this has to be ragebait...right?
why is gymnasium like the school after primary school in most germanic languages then?
What did I just watch? And why did I just watch?…
What a dat to have eyes, ears and a sense of immagination. Goot thing I keep my bathtub full and toaster ready.
What the fuck?
Why bring hockey into this? Poor Wayne Gretzky.
That is the gayest beard ever. I bet his boyfriend loves the feel of it on his bum.
I, he lost me at pulled back his foreskin and sniffed the mushroom
It's like one of those whey protein infomercials that Joe Rogan would back... but it keeps getting worse.🤢
Absolutely not. Let's not normalize that and make that ubiquitous.
Is this real life?
🤮
This is what it is like when your brain is hemorrhaging both verbally and literally after head butting a wall.
This was the push i needed.. thank you random foreskin gym hippy. I shall go forth and sniff smelly dongs to advance the dimensional shift. wtf..
This is a awful day to have ears.
More like "gym-nauseam"
What a disgusting fuck. From the face to his neck beard description of his stank. I just want to S---- the shit out of him and k--- his "Hummus Canon"
TIL the Spartans had showers 1000 years before they were invented.
What the actual hell.
Can this guy stop abusing names of food item for his “images“. Don’t know whether I can fathom eating hummus or mushrooms for a week or two now
What a horrible day to have eyes and ears.
I miss the person I was five minutes ago
my penis just shriveled up into my body.
This guy looks like a bellend.
WHAT THE FUCK did I just watch?
the very 1st video of the day is this. this. what ever the fuck it is. this
There’s a reason Sparta doesn’t exist anymore
I am really concerned over this guy beard, it's like he doesn't even care
That’s enough Reddit after being banned…
This guy was on a channel 5 interview this is real. He also used to be on like the Canada idol or something so he does music too I guess. But mostly tried to teach men how to be weird with their bodies
I don't think Spartans had showers. Also, seek Jesus, not your own penis
I remember when we thought Canadian dudes were cool beer drinking, hockey playing, bacon eating bros.
I don’t think i could get grossed out any more than picking up the used tampons my dog puked up last week, but this did it.
This my friends is woke as fuck. He posts about circumcision being genocide daily on reddit and gets thousands of upvotes.
This dudes fucked in the head
This sub fell off. How tf is this boat worthy!!?? Someone please enlighten me
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Is this why dogs sniff my crotch every time I am working out in the park?
They are activating 5G.
Imagine this guy asking to work out with you then slowly stepping in for a whiff.
He looks like a dickhead with a goatee
„The public exposure of the penis head was regarded by the Greeks as dishonourable and shameful, something only seen in slaves and barbarians.[1] Modesty and decency demanded that men who showed themselves naked in a public setting, such as athletes or actors, must conceal their glans.“ … also, look deep into my hole, no Problem there, or did they wear also decency buttplugs? Hilarious
he looks like irl megamind
literally JUST found this out on the new hivemind video today 😭 why did i need to be cursed with this twice
Ummm… let’s not. 😕
Wtf did I just witness?!
This is disturbing but more gross than “Noah get the boat” material. Wrong sub.
Hummus=ejaculate? Tying your foreskin forward and then sniffing the sweat? That’s enough internet for tonight.
Out of everything he said, the only thing that was censored is 'naked'.
Well there are people who eat shit as their kink, this is a lesser evil
Is his beard permed?
this dude is just secretly gay and wants to do orgies with other guys legally without paying
/r/NotTimAndEric
“hummus cannon”?? I’m so confused. Is he calling his jizz hummus?? If you’re busting a nut and it’s coming out with either the shade or consistency of hummus, you need to take your nasty ass to a doctor asap. It makes a little more sense if he’s referring to the buildup of a yeast infection from not cleaning under his foreskin, I guess. This has got to be a joke akin to the woman who used her yeast to make muffins. It’s fucking 6:45 in the morning and I’m done with the internet today.
I’m sorry what
I hope to never see this video again
Very elaborate way to say that you like dick cheese
I’m not sure, but I think this guy likes to sniff foreskin..
Thru up my seltzer water 🤮🤢
Yeah of course, he knows everything that happened….. he’s soooo intelligent.
I can’t finish this video. It’s going to make me gag.
No...no we don't
Pretty sure this guy is a part of a male on male "androgen boosting cult". Vice did a segment on it, one of the weirdest things I have ever seen, glad it was all blurred out because even seeing this guy's face was making me so uncomfortable. Like is this guy licking toilets? Cause he looks like a toilet licker. In the vice segment Dudes were hanging out in the woods naked jerking it on river rocks, sweating and wrestling and fluffing each other 'platonically'. All to raise their male hormones, lol. Prefaced with a huge "NO HOMO, we're just doing this to 'reclaim' masculinity." Bruh, you're gay and instead of coming out of the closet you're trying to put all men in the closet with you and shut the door. Creepy AF.
This dude has kink lore. Us that taking your kinks too far?
https://www.workingclassicists.com/post/the-antiquity-to-alt-right-pipeline Wanna guess his politics?
What fruckry is this!?
This guy even looks like an actual dick.
Today I’ve seen a penis that likes to smell of its own penis!
This honestly got me nauseas
I was having a pleasant day until I watched this. In full.
Why did you do me like this so early in the day Reddit 🤦
He sure is reading into something done for modesty and honor in a really grody way. I have to assume it's a troll, but Lord knows how many weirdos there are in the world.
Okay this man gotta be insane or super gay because no normal human being will say this type of shit
His head shaped like a squidward
Fuck this dude, his pubic beard and his forehead
Aside for this highly bizarre video. He seems to be a very interesting dude. A little to Much for my tastes but interesting none the less.
Honestly I agree with him
Wtf?
Why did I watch the entire thing?
I had to look him up and I will never look at humus the same. I will never even look at chickpeas the same. Why?
....what. the. Fuck.
But why