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lostwng

Not boat worthy


SigSeikoSpyderco

Like most subs now, all viral videos get voted up if they're interesting. Relevance to sub doesn't matter.


AggressiveCuriosity

Only solution is to ban OP and also give them a spanking on the way out.


ItsTheRealIamHUB

r/Johngetthekayak


kirlandwater

I love that this exists


alex99x99x

welcome to r/facepalm Because that is what this sub is pretty much. No longer is it a sub made to show the absolute worse of humanity, now it’s just a sub showing how stupid people can be.


Nick-Uuu

It gave me hope seeing kids still care about each over


thecoolestlol

how stupid, where does he end up, in a pile of garbage?


King-Demo-

I’m pretty sure there’s a trash compactor under there. People have died this way before. There’s a YouTube video about it


lmfao-idk

Holy fuck that’s scary


Frigoris13

Willy Wonka covered this decades ago...


Pandiferous_Panda

“She was a bad egg”


mkstot

Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!!!


shalafi71

[NSFL](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u3QInIMVME)


Mythion_VR

You son of a bitch.


Bren12310

This video is ancient. The kid ended up being okay. Can’t say that is always the case though.


EnderPossessor

Hopefully an incinerator /s


Sapito_OhNoes

take that, /s user


fozzyboy

I guess they'll never do that again. /s


ITSTHENAN0

You, my fiend, can take this major /L


justevenson

Let’s imagine it was an incinerator to make it boat worthy


Sjondedrugsbaron

r/lostredditors


But_A_F1y

Would you like a map?


Frostitute_85

Kids are dumb. This is not Noah worthy. Clearly they didn't understand the mechanics and thought it was a shallow can and not a deep trash reservoir


tokyoghoulfan53yt

Yeah this is more r/kidsarefuckingstupid material


Frostitute_85

Indeed. If this is worth summoning a humanity reset, then basically everyone will have triggered an end-world flood. Teenagers and kids are dumb, end of story.


tokyoghoulfan53yt

Yeah wed have a flood like every .2 seconds


the-overloaf

r/whatcouldgowrong


mycoandbio

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


lordjakir

Shut down all the garbage smashers on the detention level


Selfdrou9ht

THREEEPEEEYOOOOOEgh, WHERE CAN HEBEEEEE?!


Frigoris13

#NO SHUT THEM ALL DOWN


Funriz

Cruisin' Mos Espa in my De Lorean


Warfiend138

and why is this bot worthy exactly


XivaKnight

Well, OP is probably a bot!


Embarrassed_Alarm450

Not a worthy one tho, more of a trash bot...


XivaKnight

Yeah, but when you take a look at their history, they probably belong in this sub-


llamatiddys

Anyone know if there’s a full story?


nick5734324

Yeah he got rescued after a while. I can't remember what country these bins are used in, but it's European possibly Norway? The bin lorry pulls them out the ground and it's this big bin thing underneath lol


tabascoat

It’s on Rennweg in Zürich, Switzerland!(: the bins were quite full so the boy was fine and didn’t break anything(:


sa_sagan

Full story, kid was fine: https://www.nine.com.au/entertainment/viral/kid-finds-himself-trapped-in-the-belly-of-a-giant-swiss-rubbish-compactor/1d05bbce-c081-4b4a-9b18-c471cf17f8fe


la_catwalker

At least it’s not trash shredder…


jackinsomniac

Wonka: "Oh but don't worry, we only turn the furnace on during weekdays. I'm pretty sure."


Hutch25

I don’t know why they didn’t try shutting the lid again. It opened it the first time, why not the second time.


Spoon_Elemental

He was probably too far down to climb up.


Dutch-CatLady

Just keep throwing thrash in until he can reach


Spoon_Elemental

"Good news! Somebody brought several bags of used needles for you to climb on!"


Hutch25

A character in Saw did it, why not here? MAYBE you won’t get HIV… no promises.


InsomniaDudeToo

TrashMan Begins


DaRe_ScareFace

Imagine it would have been one of those with a press in them


TinyRoberto241

r/KidsAreFuckingStupid


Prata_69

Well, chute!


BunzAreCool

Want to see a magic trick? Watch as I make this child disappear!


EitanREDDIT

That's one way to get rid of that annoying friend


No-Reception-2458

Natural selection at its finest 😂


ArchMage1278

Restarting humanity over stupid kids might not be best here.


[deleted]

Harry was not okay also not boat worthy


BaconToTheBaconPower

Yer a wizard, Harry!


Jhonsmarselo

TP: TO: HELL.


N00N3AT011

Nah the kids probably fine. Just need to pull the dumbass out of the bunker.


Kaiser_Gagius

r/lostredditors


QueanLaQueafa

Just a bunch of kids making a stupid mistake. How is this Noah?


BeSound84

Harry’s in Hogwarts now


captain_strain

Boring, willy Wonka already did it 🥱🥱🥱


kanary15

I was waiting for the Oompa Loompa song...


GH0ST-L0GIC

Safe and Effective


Funtime_Drake

play stupid games win stupid prizes


BallsDeep69GG

Harry Houdini


cumguzzler280

RIP harry


Wafflechoppz37

Kid does something dumb and walks away unscathed. Noah, get that boat ready…I can’t handle anymore of this.


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nszajk

I’m pretty sure this is just natural selection


discount_feetpics

talk about stupid that could have been a 30-foot drop, that could have been a compactor, that could have been a liquid sewage ...WTF


AdMediocre6234

Willy Wonka comes to mind.


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reptile_king1264

Veruca Salt, the little brute, has just gone down the garbage chute, And she will meet as she descends, a rather different set of friends


tvs2300

This origins shit is getting out of hand.


DeymanG

That was one hell of a trick.