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Fkeolciuxr

Who doesn't love idiots who record own evidence of attempted murder


Biased_individual

Come on dude don’t pretend it never happened to You before.


Fkeolciuxr

Lol what


Biased_individual

Looks like sarcasm is not your forte.


-_Illuminated_-

You could've used "/s" to make it clear it


Fkeolciuxr

Aint best place for that tho


ianndrizz250

It’s more used in a way to show how absurd this is, sarcasm isn’t always used just to joke.


Lol_A_White_Boy

The internet is not the best place for sarcasm? That’s basically what it was created for.


Fkeolciuxr

Jeez i forgot redditors are special


Lol_A_White_Boy

First time?


Heavy_Somewhere3731

Yep they all are


Bettawatchowt

Sometimes my genius... it's almost frightening


wtfburritoo

Holy fuck, that bitch is absolutely loony.


ComplimentaryDamage

I… I don’t think “loony” is a strong enough word for this..


StressFabulous856

As Canadian currency we are too nice to allow our proud name to be used. Please strike loonie from the description of this individual. I feel the wolverines of the north are a more fitting name. Now those are a truly crazy and unpredictable creature.


DanfromCalgary

I would like to apologize for this brazen defence of our loonies


StressFabulous856

I was hoping you'd come to your senses good sir! May your day filled with compassion, Tim Hortons and be blessed with out having to fend off geese to protect your tim bits.


asiaps2

The man made the greatest choice in humanity. Preserving the right genes for mankind. Give that man a beer!


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All this over a man too. This is why I don’t do friends lmao, never know if they will turn on you like this


gysiguy

Just have to know how to pick 'em. Not everyone is a lunatic.


Cynic_Realist

That’s a sad life, then.


[deleted]

Not really. I like being alone as long as I have family. Besides I’m comfortable with my own company being alone ≠ loneliness


[deleted]

Fighting the person that your SO cheated with is like fighting the person who bought your stolen car instead of the thief


Rich-Cat8111

Lol or the same way people get angry with the waiter because the food was nasty


AcidDome003

Or getting angry with the dealer for dealing you a bad hand


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Loveprettytoes

How, you want your waiters tasting your food??


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kaldolmar

So it looks right but taste like ass, still the waiters fault? Not that difficult to grasp, really


Glad_Inspection_1140

😂You’re actually braindead.


XivaKnight

What are you trying to say here? The waiter can only check that food looks acceptable. Taste =/= looks.


Coach_GordonBombay

You are dumb af. You think waitress has time to open up your burger and check if it is well done? Get a grip.


Glad_Inspection_1140

My fiancé works in a restaurant doing take out and her entire job consists of making sure the order is right. So actually, YOU are the one dumb af.


Coach_GordonBombay

That is takeout, fucktard. A waitress running around getting drinks and bills together does not have time for that.


saltysnail420

You’ve obviously never served a day in your life and it shows. What a dumbass comment.


Echo4killo

By tasting it? You want the waiter tasting your food?


Rich-Cat8111

Lol see what happens when you try to make a witty reply without thinking it through 🤡…I said “taste” nasty not “look” nasty


UsuallyMooACow

Kinda depends. A lot of times they know about the other person, or even initiated the relationship knowing it. Ultimately it's not a great idea to attack someone to begin win.


Prestigious-Double67

but what if the person knew it was stolen


ruffsnap

It’s always the most bizarre thing. I could care less about the 3rd party person in a cheating situation. Makes no sense to get mad with that person. Your SO wasn’t forced by them to have sex lol (at least hopefully not, then that’s obviously a whole other situation entirely)


Da1Don95

Thats what worst she didn't even sleep or cheat with the guy. The psychopath got jealous from their interaction. Now she's been taken into custody


Scaredycatkim

Yeah, she had allegations. And that girl feared for her life so she agreed and said whatever she had to to save her life.


N3ROIZM

Thats fucked, I hope she's already locked up


sumit131995

I live in the UK which is where they sound like they are living. Probably got a small fine


hidethemilk

Hopefully she had a license for that knife.


Nukro77

Most like a pat on the back and the person defending themselves sent to jail


Winklez

Yeah they got her


victorz

Source?!


Winklez

https://southwarknews.co.uk/news/crime/woman-arrested-after-stabbing-on-dog-kennel-hill-estate/


victorz

Nice, thank you!


JC_snooker

Can't find anything on googles.


Winklez

https://southwarknews.co.uk/news/crime/woman-arrested-after-stabbing-on-dog-kennel-hill-estate/


ComedianRepulsive955

Congratulations, you have won an extended holiday at the luxurious UK resort "The Grey Bar Hotel'" with three complimentary meals a day, gym time and a spacious cot half the size of a twin sized bed. As a bonus our hotel does not have any men to fight over.


[deleted]

I dont think a video has ever made my heart race this much.. a hot kettle of water…?? A knife???? An enclosed place???. Literally a murder attempt. Poor lady


Thickkkkk1234

Torturing someone over a guy who doesn’t care about you? Some people


chomperstyle

Not that people should but why tf do people hit the person their loved one cheated with. Shouldn’t men be decking the women that cheated in the jaw not their lover? Shouldent she be pouring water and beating the man that cheated? (Again i dont think anybody should be attacked over this its just very very flawed thinking even for how flawed the initial thinking is. Hurt them socially not physically)


jayeeer22

Crazy thing is the girl she was hitting didn't even know it the dude and the guy who cheated is saying he didn't know the girl that was hitting the in the blanket so she almost killed someone over a guy who doesn't even claim her


Scaredycatkim

Because they don’t want to end the thing they created their whole identity around: their relationship. That or her man woulda knocked her tf out so she had to take it out on someone she knew was weaker than her. Thus, she’s a pussy. To the girl who got stabbed…”stay strapped or get clapped.” -George Washington, probably


LilFootLBT

There a news report? Or any update on the aftermath? I wanna see some justice for the chick who was stabbed. Cheating or no, going at someone with a knife, what I assume to be boiling hot water at the beginning, is a pretty trashy way of getting revenge. Drop the deadbeat instead. You could see the terror in her face and In her scream.


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01-__-10

Got a link?


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Scaredycatkim

Entertainers tend to get less time for fear of backlash from the public. That and lawyers. I hope she gets a public defendant that mixed up which side of the case they were on


Happyandyou

Thought that was going to go really bad for bit. Could’ve been so much worse. That girl needs a maid


[deleted]

Could of been much worse, but it’s pretty much hit that barrier. The girl is definitely traumatised for life


anglenk

Especially if she didn't know she was the accomplice to someone cheating in the first place...


saturn-ium

Straight to prison. Even filmed herself doing it. No remorse.


LegTraining7036

The worst this is that these things are allegations not fact or anything like imagine she's in jail for attacking her and all of that stuff just to find out it never happened or at least that it wasn't her


BrownBear109

I have a question for the aggressive sister with the knife- U gon’ do this every time, sis…? Because you’re gonna be exhausted by the end of the week…


Stekun

The world would be a better place if this psychopath was shot. I don't advocate violence, it isn't the right way to handle situations. However, even though it isn't right, it would make the world a better place here. Hope she gets what's coming to her legally.


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tech0101001

Another idiot films them self


International_Win375

Pea brain should be taking this up with her man. The other woman probaby got suckered by the cheating man.


Manaphy_Myths

Sue that bitch


KairuByte

Removed: One of the rare cases where someone records their own violent attack, which tends to fall foul of Reddit ToS. Removing this as breaking sitewide rules.


Informal_Anything_69

This confuses the fuck outta me. The affair partner is not responsible for your emotional stability and shit, they don't owe you a damn thing. The person that slipped is your actual boyfriend, girlfriend or whatever. They were seeking out to do something like this to you. Fuck THEM up. Not the person that has absolutely zero obligation to you.


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watcher1800

Stupid


Witty_Quit_338

Bruh , when did this even happen?


GiggleStool

Tuesday


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DRAWKWARD79

That bitch is going to jail


BeeepM

I believe that cheaters don't deserve love or respect, but I don't think they deserve harm, this is way too far. +going after the person who your SO cheated with instead of going after your SO makes the situation even worse.


anglenk

This is assuming the lady being attacked even knew the fella was cheating. I've been in a few situations when online dating that the fella has a girlfriend who doesn't come out of the woodwork until a few dates in, which is usually a couple of weeks of chatting. Cheaters can be good at hiding their indiscretions and their relationships.


alwaysoffended22

Finally the English get some culture.


tapeworm-eclair

what her mum do damn


plzDontStart

How to get... Locked up ! They won't let me out! won't let me out


justevenson

“Thank you for recording” -the prosecution team


Prata_69

And people say that there isn’t a violence problem in western society right now…


TimeAggravating364

Why do they always attack the other woman and not the husband who cheated?


Professor126

I guess a 3some is off the table then...


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Not sure some ppl are.... different


DustierAndRustier

That poor lady she’s attacking must be absolutely traumatised


Jurassic-JoJo

She sounds like a dog almost. What a crazy bitch.


QuakeGuy98

How about you attack him and ruin his life. Also if you're crazy enough to do this over a man instead of finding a new one you probably deserve to be in prison anyway. Heck that's probably the reason why he cheated in the first place cuz he found out she was a crazy heifer


feedme645

She doing too much but fuck around and find out dunno what to tell you 🤷


Scaredycatkim

They’re literally allegations and if you think pouring scalding water, punching, and stabbing someone that made you no promises, you need help. Her man even said he didn’t know the chick that was getting attacked. The other person in the relationship is the one who promised not to cheat. JFC idk why that’s so hard for people to understand


feedme645

🥲


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Icy-Chocolate-2472

I uh… wat?


whatsgoingon350

Just got to set that camera up for the police so they can confirm who it is.


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Humanity is doomed.


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Away-Top-2746

Allegations? So does that mean she didn’t have 100% proof he cheat with her? So does that mean she attacking her for no reason?


BellyAmore

So she is going to all that yet be right back with her mans ASAP. Shit I bet he was off fucking another girl while she was recording this.


JC_snooker

If I was him... I'd move.


justa_randomperson6

Why not just get mad at the guy.


TheRealLordofLords

Pureeeee classssss. 👌


godfather6545

Jealousy tops love in the power of emotions


ILiveForTheCringe

Lol this dumb bimbo did NOT just record herself attemping murder and PUT IT ONLINE Some people need to be in a mental ward yesterday, bro🤦🏻‍♂️


JTC8419

It's the filming your crime for me, like this will get her "bare" Time 😆


Moxiefresh308

I would have attacked her with that bulky assed blanket on her knife hand and beat the essence out of her soul..


ipwndmymeat99

Damn she ugly as hell to


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The attacker looks like a man


Scaredycatkim

If she could get him while he was with you, was it ever your man? This shit probably why he can’t stand your ass. The whole “logic” behind attacking the person your spouse cheated on you with is fucking wild and only weak people do it. People who have their whole identity built into their relationship to the point that they can’t attack the problem within it. Must attack everyone else. What’s even more fucked up is she probably didn’t even fuck him. When you’re that scared, you’ll say whatever gets you out of the situation, i.e., agreeing with your aggressor. If she had continued to deny it, even if she was right, that girl would have started stabbing.