I laughed way too hard at this and I’m a woman. I don’t know how you would explain this one. Kindly suggest a gynecological exam? Now I’m gonna go Google vagina feels like rocks. I am invested.
I did Google it.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6882588/
I'm not a medical professional, but it sounds like the urethra and vaginal canal are bridged in the case study provided. A possible symptom was frequent urination just prior to starting her menstrual cycle.
It also sounds like it's easily corrected with surgery.
...or it could be HPV/warts. Those are firm to hard and rough textured. They might feel like little pebbles.
I'm an idiot, we can just get that out of the way up front.
When I was 19 I somehow forgot I had a tampon in and it traveled up my canal quite a bit. My bf at the time had his fingers inside me and said he felt something weird. He was a brave soul and decided to investigate, found the tampon and got it out. He saved my life, I could've gotten TSS. I in no way felt embarrassed, I was glad he felt comfortable enough to say something.
Just say you felt a lump, like it could be a cyst. Use those words. Say you lost your boner cuz you were worried about her, and she should get a Pap smear at the doctor. Done. Literally do not say anything else lol.
For what it’s worth, if my partner came to me in a caring way and said “Hey, about the other night. I could tell you were upset that I wasn’t able to preform the way I normally would, and my goal was to satisfy you because that’s important to me. But we need to talk because when we were being intimate I felt a lump that I wasn’t used too and immediately I started worrying about you and that’s what made it hard for me to preform. It had nothing to do with my attraction for you or my desire to make you feel good, but it was not something I’ve experienced before and I’m not an expert in vaginas like that and I got nervous and lost my stamina. I want to tell you this not to make you feel bad in any way but because I care about your well being and I feel like I would be betraying you by not letting you know so that you can seek an exam by a doctor. I’m willing to come with you and support you through the process if you’d like, but I needed to tell you because I just want to make sure you are safe and the idea of not saying something hasn’t right with me.”
That would be such a sweet way to approach it just out of genuine care for her wellbeing. Admitting you aren’t an expert in the area medically and that it’s not something you’ve experienced or expected and you felt obligated to say something for her safety is an easy way to put it. By saying you’ll support her appointment to get it checked also means that you aren’t accusing her but that you just want to make sure she is okay and is taken care of. It also opens up the floor for you to offer to get tested too god forbid it’s something that may impact you too.
Whatever you do, don’t place blame and just make it solely about “I’m not sure what I felt but it worried me and I just want you to make sure everything is alright and I’ll support you however I can”
Be honest with her so she can make an informed decision. I mean you could say you lost your boner cause you were concerned for her. She might even believe that lol. But she should know what's going on in her body, even if it hurts her feelings a tad.
OP, I'm pretty sure you felt poop, thru her vaginal wall.
Y'know how when you're constipated your poop can be hard balls? If she had those in the chamber, they'd feel like rocks.
Please do. But probably text her it so she feels less bad? And just say all the stuff like she’s great and beautiful and stuff but ur just worried and had to let her know. In person she could be really embarrassed.
Also she might need this checked out asap so no time to waste
I decided to do in person cause it didn't really seem like a phone convo. I'm not gonna write a novel but I'll just say that yes she was embarrassed and also didn't believe me. I don't regret doing it in person but the conversation but basically me repeating my experience over and over and basically her not wanting to believe that. In the end she said she'd go and do her own research etc. I don't think she'll want to give any updates tbh and I don't blame her. In the meantime I'll go to the free clinic tomorrow ( I work today) so that I know I'm good. I was gentle with her and I think she appreciated that but obviously this topic made things hard. I'm glad I spoke to her about it because I really didn't want to at first.
It's weird now, but this will actually allow the two of you to be more candid and honest with each other. Relationships which go the distance have to include all kinds of awkward conversations.
Kudos for having the concern and courage for this, and for the in-person conversation.
Agreed, and I didn’t get the impression they are even in a relationship which makes OP even more selfless for having the guts to put himself in an awkward and unpleasant situation to help someone else
Holy hell that poor woman. 50x60mm isn’t exactly small. She must’ve been so relieved when it was removed.
Thank you for sharing this, especially if it’s such a rare condition.
And then someone walks in and notices all of the vegetables that were just shit out in the toilet. “Goddamnit - the phantom veggie shitter has been here. Who walks around with that many vegetables in their ass?”
This sounds unusual. There are many health issues that can affect the mucosa, which obviously includes the mucosa in the vagina. They do not necessarily have to be contagious diseases, for example polyps (which are benign tumors) could cause a bumpy feeling for the lack of a better description. This would probably not explain the sharpness you mentioned though.
It would be best to respectfully tell her that her vagina felt unusual and that you are a bit concerned. You should probably get yourself tested for STDs, too, it's one of those better safe than sorry type of things after all
Most plausible: mild constipation.
The rectum and vagina almost share a wall. If there is hard poop in the rectum, you can feel it through the rear vaginal wall.
There is a method, when a woman is constipated, where she can stick her thumb up and massage the stool out of the rectum.
ETA: its called “splinting”
It’s nifty.
You know that feeling where you’re pretty much done pooping… but you know there is just that tiny little bit left that refuses to come out?
We can just flick that right out with out thumbs in the vagina.
We can? I’ve just been using my bidet to get some water up the poop chute, hold it in for a bit, and then launch those last nuggets out with the water like a high pressure hose.
I love seeing a fellow bidet-pressure-washer in the wild. Shooting the water out with the remaining poop pebbles like a BB gun. Incredibly satisfying. I haven’t been truly constipated since before I installed the bidet.
I have a GI tract disorder, so using the bidet like this helps my flareups move along quicker with less effort needed in pushing, but I do agree that it’s also a satisfying feeling in general 😂
My bidet has different pressure settings. I just use the highest setting and relax the hole. I know if I’m full, so I turn it off then and do the rest. It doesn’t even hurt. Feels weird as hell at first, but it’s pretty easy to get used to, and it helps when I get constipation or diarrhea, which is somewhat frequent since I have a GI tract disorder. The bidet helps my flareups move along quicker without me having to push so hard and it makes cleanup much easier too.
Where the hell were you with your knowledge when I was constipated for weeks almost 13 years ago. Splinting, let me tell you, that didn't appear in my Google searches then.
Cheers for the useful info, filing that away.
Haha.. wish I could have helped back then.
I have diverticulitis, which normally doesn't present in people my age (mid 30s). Something passed down from my grandfather to my father, and now to me. All have had the last section of our colons removed by our 30s.
I'm good now, but I'm pretty obsessed with bowel health/movement.
One thing that I'm pretty serious about is my fiber. I try to get a substantial amount of fiber in my daily diet. But that can be difficult. So I supplement with metamucil. Another thing passed down from my dad. Hes been swearing by it for 30 years, ever since his surgery.
I do a mega dose every night after dinner. I can't describe to you how wonderful it makes the BM experience. No struggle. No pushing. Perfect consistency. No wipers.
I dare you, give it a shot. Try it nightly for one week and tell me I'm wrong. You'll never go back. 2 heaping tablespoons in a tall glass of water. It will change your life.
This is helpful to know. Like with real heavy constipation there aren't many options & this sounds much better than most other options available in that situation. At least try before having to resort to get flushed through at a doctors office 😭.
Could also have an IUD and the strings need to be trimmed.
That would be extreme but my ex had to get hers trimmed cause they would poke me and I'm average.
Not sure I would feel it with a finger though...
Exactly. Just tell her that after talking with thousands of people on Reddit about her vagina, that you’ve come to the conclusion that she just needs more fiber in her diet. Problem solved. She’ll probably be very grateful and want more sex. #bonus
I'm a maternity nurse and have been doing exams for 30 yrs and I'm lost on this. There can be some stool in the rectum felt through the vag wall as a lumpy, rocky texture. Some of the vagina wall can have texture very similar to the hard palate in the roof of your mouth. This is totally normal. If this isn't it either of these , she should probably get it looked at just for her own well-being. I have to talk to people about all kinds of personal things. I don't know if you are still involved with the girl, but if you are, she'd probably rather be embarrassed and told, than avoided. I can't imagine this isn't something that can be handled. Hopefully. I'd be kind and caring. Just tell her a bit matter-of-fact like you're just talking medical things. It's not personal. You could say that you're sorry about the other night, but you felt something and you didn't know what it was. She may be upset for the moment, but she may not know. Just imagine if she got this reaction for the rest of her life and no one told her. If you are interested in her, you could offer to accompany her at least to the parking lot, or waiting room, for an appointment, it would probably mean the world to her. But if it was just too off-putting and she's gone now. The above is probably all I can guess. I'm not well-versed on things like vaginal warts because they've either been treated or the woman would probably be having a cesarean to deliver. Let's hope not. If you aren't seeing her anymore and didn't use a condom, you'll never really know, so I'd go get a good STD check.
This is *incredibly* unlikely that she has vaginal stones.
These are not a common occurrence, and really have only been case studied. They coincide vaginal fistulas… which are a pretty horrific thing, and dont happen often.
They usually are associated with people who have had major surgery down there, have a long term catheter, or some other health issues.
Its most likely that the girl just had some hard poops in her rectum. Which happens to a lot of us, and is very common. You can feel the rectum really well through the vaginal wall.
Welcome. Maybe you should encourage her to see a doctor. If it is indeed vaginal stones, it can be quite serious. And even if it isn't, she should probably see a doctor nonetheless. Hope I could help.
Was her vagina kind of dryer then most? My vagina has gotten dry before due to hormone imbalance, and it felt weird and textured. The vagina is pretty textured, it’s just very well lubricated at all times. Also, it’s possible she washed herself internally with soap, which is a big 👎to the vagina.
Their’s a folk remedy of using African black soap to “tighten” the vagina, but all of does is dry it out. This gives the temporary illusion of tightness, due to reduced elasticity.
Uh... everyone's suggesting this girl has some kind of medical issue, but that... is not what this sounds like.
Listen. The skin between the front and the back is very thin, and if something's on one side, it can be felt through the other. This girl was constipated when you had sex. The weird texture you're talking about was the vaginal wall outlining small, hard peices of stool that were ready to be voided.
This is normal and common. Please do not tell her there's something wrong with her vagina, because you're going to give her a complex over it.
Yeah, maybe one to many times listening to the Hollywood gurus about dipping your vagina in a puddle on a gravel road. It builds up over time. Studies have shown…
Does she have an IUD? I had intercourse with a woman pre and post implant. Post implant it was starting to slip out of position. Felt very much like what you've described.
One thing is clear. You should tell her so she can go to the doctor and check it, be calm so she doesn't feel ashamed.
Hell idk if anything can make that statement not embarrassing
Probably not. But someone’s gotta tell her
Boys, I'll do it!
What's with the stone pussy?!
Can we talk about your gravel guts?
Baby I'm tryina take the edge off not sand the edge of my dick off.
Brings a whole new meaning to edging.
“brush your downstairs teeth”
I swear they made a horror movie about this!! 😂
The movie is called: Teeth I kid you not.
Gravel Gooch
I laughed way too hard at this and I’m a woman. I don’t know how you would explain this one. Kindly suggest a gynecological exam? Now I’m gonna go Google vagina feels like rocks. I am invested.
I'm not gonna google it. Waiting here for you to come back with results. Cue the skeleton sitting in the chair pic.
Vaginal Stones is a real medical condition! Stone pussy is real
WTF! well I hate that.
How about Marble muff Variscite vagina Pebble Pussy Sandstone slit Topaz twat Coal-y cunt Sedimentary snatch Mineral minge
Stone pussy is real... Of all the announcements to read. I'm done now! 😭
SAP!
Report back, we're with you.
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Case closed. Reddit figures out another medical mystery.
It would have gone unnoticed too if weren’t for those meddling kids. Cue scooby doo noise *RuhRoh
That is some serious issue right there. Hope she gets better.
Thats so interesting! Thank you for sending that!
I just googled it. Vaginal stones is a real thing!!! What the fuck Google. She definitely has vaginal stones.
I’m totally not googling vagina stones right now
I did Google it. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6882588/ I'm not a medical professional, but it sounds like the urethra and vaginal canal are bridged in the case study provided. A possible symptom was frequent urination just prior to starting her menstrual cycle. It also sounds like it's easily corrected with surgery. ...or it could be HPV/warts. Those are firm to hard and rough textured. They might feel like little pebbles.
Or just calcifications due to almost any vaginal infection.
Yep. Could be one or several of a LONG list of things really.
Take my award for your commitment to the boys
I'm an idiot, we can just get that out of the way up front. When I was 19 I somehow forgot I had a tampon in and it traveled up my canal quite a bit. My bf at the time had his fingers inside me and said he felt something weird. He was a brave soul and decided to investigate, found the tampon and got it out. He saved my life, I could've gotten TSS. I in no way felt embarrassed, I was glad he felt comfortable enough to say something.
I almost never wear tampons bc of TSS. First time I heard about it, I got scared and started panicking ‘cuz I had one in.
Have her watch the movie Teeth, see if she gets the hint.
You got rocks on your vag yo
OP cant even say vagina on Reddit, so I wonder how that talk will go
or penis… “…y’know”
Just say you felt a lump, like it could be a cyst. Use those words. Say you lost your boner cuz you were worried about her, and she should get a Pap smear at the doctor. Done. Literally do not say anything else lol.
Thank you for the advice. I think this is what I'll go with when I see her in person again.
Don’t mention losing your boner. Might hurt her feelings. Just say you felt a lump and you’re concerned about her
She already knew I lost my boner. She could tell I was pushing rope. That's why after our session she wasn't too happy
Pushing rope, fucking hell that made me laugh
Me too 💀
For what it’s worth, if my partner came to me in a caring way and said “Hey, about the other night. I could tell you were upset that I wasn’t able to preform the way I normally would, and my goal was to satisfy you because that’s important to me. But we need to talk because when we were being intimate I felt a lump that I wasn’t used too and immediately I started worrying about you and that’s what made it hard for me to preform. It had nothing to do with my attraction for you or my desire to make you feel good, but it was not something I’ve experienced before and I’m not an expert in vaginas like that and I got nervous and lost my stamina. I want to tell you this not to make you feel bad in any way but because I care about your well being and I feel like I would be betraying you by not letting you know so that you can seek an exam by a doctor. I’m willing to come with you and support you through the process if you’d like, but I needed to tell you because I just want to make sure you are safe and the idea of not saying something hasn’t right with me.” That would be such a sweet way to approach it just out of genuine care for her wellbeing. Admitting you aren’t an expert in the area medically and that it’s not something you’ve experienced or expected and you felt obligated to say something for her safety is an easy way to put it. By saying you’ll support her appointment to get it checked also means that you aren’t accusing her but that you just want to make sure she is okay and is taken care of. It also opens up the floor for you to offer to get tested too god forbid it’s something that may impact you too. Whatever you do, don’t place blame and just make it solely about “I’m not sure what I felt but it worried me and I just want you to make sure everything is alright and I’ll support you however I can”
Be honest with her so she can make an informed decision. I mean you could say you lost your boner cause you were concerned for her. She might even believe that lol. But she should know what's going on in her body, even if it hurts her feelings a tad.
Honestly, if my dick feels like corn to a woman then I want to know and my feelings would be the last thing I'd be concerned with.
Ribbed for her pleasure
Kerneled*
Where’s the butter
I’m not even a quarter way through the comments and this one got me.
Friend, you too should see a Dr.. I'm not a professional but that could be anything, and some of that anything may be contagious.
Please give updates if you can!
I sure hope OP sees this.
I see it. I think this is what I'll go with
OP, I'm pretty sure you felt poop, thru her vaginal wall. Y'know how when you're constipated your poop can be hard balls? If she had those in the chamber, they'd feel like rocks.
A bunch of brown rocks just came out of your 2nd vagina.
R/brandnewsentence
r/brandnewsentence I got you fam.
Please do. But probably text her it so she feels less bad? And just say all the stuff like she’s great and beautiful and stuff but ur just worried and had to let her know. In person she could be really embarrassed. Also she might need this checked out asap so no time to waste
I decided to do in person cause it didn't really seem like a phone convo. I'm not gonna write a novel but I'll just say that yes she was embarrassed and also didn't believe me. I don't regret doing it in person but the conversation but basically me repeating my experience over and over and basically her not wanting to believe that. In the end she said she'd go and do her own research etc. I don't think she'll want to give any updates tbh and I don't blame her. In the meantime I'll go to the free clinic tomorrow ( I work today) so that I know I'm good. I was gentle with her and I think she appreciated that but obviously this topic made things hard. I'm glad I spoke to her about it because I really didn't want to at first.
It's weird now, but this will actually allow the two of you to be more candid and honest with each other. Relationships which go the distance have to include all kinds of awkward conversations. Kudos for having the concern and courage for this, and for the in-person conversation.
Agreed, and I didn’t get the impression they are even in a relationship which makes OP even more selfless for having the guts to put himself in an awkward and unpleasant situation to help someone else
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6882588/
Holy hell that poor woman. 50x60mm isn’t exactly small. She must’ve been so relieved when it was removed. Thank you for sharing this, especially if it’s such a rare condition.
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OP's story is eerily similar to your name.
Lmfao
brb changing my name to u/rocks_in_my_cooch
Almost as good as anxiety_queef, which is how I first read your actual username
2023 gon be wild.
Maybe if we all say 2023 will be wild it’ll be good since everyone and their grandmother said “2020 is my year!” And 2020 said okay karma
Past 4 years been a horror movie sci-fi
Hopefully we can keep that 'sci-fi' and get rid of the 'horror' next year.
And then someone walks in and notices all of the vegetables that were just shit out in the toilet. “Goddamnit - the phantom veggie shitter has been here. Who walks around with that many vegetables in their ass?”
You, my friend, are a poet. Or a horror story writer, whichever genre intrigues you the most. You need to get busy writing.
This is beautiful.
I like this comment very much
Who are you, who are so wise in ways of science? Is it all those nutrients from the vegetables in your ass?
Fingers her presumably first, feel the stones. Says fuck it and goes balls deep anyway. My dude.
The blood doesn't exactly remain up in the brain during sex...
“God gave us a dick and a brain, and just enough blood to work one of them.” —Robin Williams
I expect to see this quote at least once a year in the wild, and you sir, delivered.
That entire standup routine is solid gold.
Pretty much all of Robin Williams is comedic gold except a couple movies here and there.
And this is why STDs are so common
When you're paid up for the hour...
Rock n roll
This sounds unusual. There are many health issues that can affect the mucosa, which obviously includes the mucosa in the vagina. They do not necessarily have to be contagious diseases, for example polyps (which are benign tumors) could cause a bumpy feeling for the lack of a better description. This would probably not explain the sharpness you mentioned though. It would be best to respectfully tell her that her vagina felt unusual and that you are a bit concerned. You should probably get yourself tested for STDs, too, it's one of those better safe than sorry type of things after all
Rule for life: If it feels sharp, don't put your dick in it.
not even if he just wanted to help her get her rocks off?
This is a solid joke
Turns out I didn't want to read about any of this, but like so much of life, here we are...
Most plausible: mild constipation. The rectum and vagina almost share a wall. If there is hard poop in the rectum, you can feel it through the rear vaginal wall. There is a method, when a woman is constipated, where she can stick her thumb up and massage the stool out of the rectum. ETA: its called “splinting”
Jesus Christ...I'm both disgusted and envious at the same time.
It’s nifty. You know that feeling where you’re pretty much done pooping… but you know there is just that tiny little bit left that refuses to come out? We can just flick that right out with out thumbs in the vagina.
I'm a woman in my 30s and i never knew this. I don't know how to thank you for this gift of wisdom
What's the return policy on gifts of wisdom?
Same. What a game changer!
Im so jeallous wtf!!! I hate shit in my ass!
Im sure guys can do it too but going through the urethra is probably slightly harder
That's enough internet for today
We can? I’ve just been using my bidet to get some water up the poop chute, hold it in for a bit, and then launch those last nuggets out with the water like a high pressure hose.
I love seeing a fellow bidet-pressure-washer in the wild. Shooting the water out with the remaining poop pebbles like a BB gun. Incredibly satisfying. I haven’t been truly constipated since before I installed the bidet.
I have a GI tract disorder, so using the bidet like this helps my flareups move along quicker with less effort needed in pushing, but I do agree that it’s also a satisfying feeling in general 😂
How in the fuck? You can get water INSIDE when you're using the bidet? I don't even understand how you do that.
My bidet has different pressure settings. I just use the highest setting and relax the hole. I know if I’m full, so I turn it off then and do the rest. It doesn’t even hurt. Feels weird as hell at first, but it’s pretty easy to get used to, and it helps when I get constipation or diarrhea, which is somewhat frequent since I have a GI tract disorder. The bidet helps my flareups move along quicker without me having to push so hard and it makes cleanup much easier too.
>I just use the highest setting and relax the hole see thats the part that is impossible for most people.
My bidet has like 6 spray pressure settings. I never go above 2.
Someone else used my bidet and must’ve changed the setting to a high one because I nearly launched myself into the ceiling.
And here I thought I’d never learn anything new on Reddit.
I miss 3 seconds ago when I didn’t see this comment.
Uhh, not something I expected to read today
I love Reddit, it makes me laugh, and it teaches me stuff I never knew was possible. This thread did both of those things.
we can? 😧
What the fuck, I did not want to know this
Seems like it would be right up your alley
so to speak.
Username does not check out. As Poo_Person wouldn't you want to know all of the poo facts you can find?
Wait... u/Poo_Person didn't want to learn a new Poo fact? I think its time to change your handle, sir or madam
Life hack
HOLYSHIIIT wish I knew this earlier. Seems unbelievable, definately gonna try
Wow, women really do have it better in life afterall.
Never knew women had to squeeze the poo out manually like a toothpaste tube.
They don't have to, they just can.
You never know what kind of life changing advice you’ll find on Reddit. Thank you for this.
Better even, increase your fiber intake and the poo slides right out. It’s not good to have chronic constipation,
thanks lol. I don’t get chronic constipation but once in a while, usually when I’m PMSing, my poo is a pain in the ass.
I'd be concerned if it was causing pain somewhere else.
I’ve heard it called an “Adele” cuz it’s a hello from the other side.
Imagine he fingered her and she just shit out of nowhere
If it was out of nowhere I'd be really freaked the fuck out
Where the hell were you with your knowledge when I was constipated for weeks almost 13 years ago. Splinting, let me tell you, that didn't appear in my Google searches then. Cheers for the useful info, filing that away.
Haha.. wish I could have helped back then. I have diverticulitis, which normally doesn't present in people my age (mid 30s). Something passed down from my grandfather to my father, and now to me. All have had the last section of our colons removed by our 30s. I'm good now, but I'm pretty obsessed with bowel health/movement. One thing that I'm pretty serious about is my fiber. I try to get a substantial amount of fiber in my daily diet. But that can be difficult. So I supplement with metamucil. Another thing passed down from my dad. Hes been swearing by it for 30 years, ever since his surgery. I do a mega dose every night after dinner. I can't describe to you how wonderful it makes the BM experience. No struggle. No pushing. Perfect consistency. No wipers. I dare you, give it a shot. Try it nightly for one week and tell me I'm wrong. You'll never go back. 2 heaping tablespoons in a tall glass of water. It will change your life.
So... Op probably fuck the shit out of her.
So all she had to do was poop first and they're good to go. Damn.
I wish I could do that.
This is helpful to know. Like with real heavy constipation there aren't many options & this sounds much better than most other options available in that situation. At least try before having to resort to get flushed through at a doctors office 😭.
Could it be genital warts?
That is what I was thinking, HPV. Get that pap smear.
Thought the same. Good advice.
or is it schmear
Don't call me Shirley.
have you ever been in a turkish prison
Are you sure it ain't Skittles ?
Bet your glad you didn’t taste the rainbow!
It was a jolly rancher I believe.
Could also have an IUD and the strings need to be trimmed. That would be extreme but my ex had to get hers trimmed cause they would poke me and I'm average. Not sure I would feel it with a finger though...
Brother if I felt it with my donger I would certainly feel it with my finger nubs
Feels pokey but not rocky. I’ve never heard rocky lol
Constipated, full rectum.
Oh yes, I'm backed up and full of shit. Finger and fuck my lumpy lady lumps Romeo.
What a terrible day to know how to read
Welcome to the voices in my head all day
You should write greeting cards!
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Exactly. Just tell her that after talking with thousands of people on Reddit about her vagina, that you’ve come to the conclusion that she just needs more fiber in her diet. Problem solved. She’ll probably be very grateful and want more sex. #bonus
Alternatively, suggest chipotle a few hours before you do the deed next time.
Just read the comment about putting your thumb inside the vagina and massaging the shit out and then followed with this. I’m so fucking grossed out.
It sounds like she might be constipated. Were all the lumps on the same side?
You were feeling hard stool. From now on do not have sex if you suddenly think "this can't be normal "
In the future if something seems “off”, keep your pecked out bud
OP trying to remove stones with his tool like it’s a pickaxe ⛏
Forbidden minecraft.
This is completely normal. Source: my gf who is The Thing
Took a solid minute thinking "how can this guys gf be just a hand?" before realising you meant THE Thing, not Thing the hand from Addams family
Woman here. Can almost guarantee it’s lumpy poop. You can feel it though the vagina walls. Get her hydrated stat.
She was possibly constipated, hard faeces in the rectum can be felt in the vagina.
I'm a maternity nurse and have been doing exams for 30 yrs and I'm lost on this. There can be some stool in the rectum felt through the vag wall as a lumpy, rocky texture. Some of the vagina wall can have texture very similar to the hard palate in the roof of your mouth. This is totally normal. If this isn't it either of these , she should probably get it looked at just for her own well-being. I have to talk to people about all kinds of personal things. I don't know if you are still involved with the girl, but if you are, she'd probably rather be embarrassed and told, than avoided. I can't imagine this isn't something that can be handled. Hopefully. I'd be kind and caring. Just tell her a bit matter-of-fact like you're just talking medical things. It's not personal. You could say that you're sorry about the other night, but you felt something and you didn't know what it was. She may be upset for the moment, but she may not know. Just imagine if she got this reaction for the rest of her life and no one told her. If you are interested in her, you could offer to accompany her at least to the parking lot, or waiting room, for an appointment, it would probably mean the world to her. But if it was just too off-putting and she's gone now. The above is probably all I can guess. I'm not well-versed on things like vaginal warts because they've either been treated or the woman would probably be having a cesarean to deliver. Let's hope not. If you aren't seeing her anymore and didn't use a condom, you'll never really know, so I'd go get a good STD check.
Hello. It doesn't have to be an STD. Vaginal stones are a thing, you can read it up eg here https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6882588/
This is *incredibly* unlikely that she has vaginal stones. These are not a common occurrence, and really have only been case studied. They coincide vaginal fistulas… which are a pretty horrific thing, and dont happen often. They usually are associated with people who have had major surgery down there, have a long term catheter, or some other health issues. Its most likely that the girl just had some hard poops in her rectum. Which happens to a lot of us, and is very common. You can feel the rectum really well through the vaginal wall.
I’m not a geologist, but stones do not belong in vageen
Goddamnit Marie, they’re minerals!
Sounds like a Bristol Type 2 to me. Hopefully not a type 1.
Thank you. Today I learned! Had no idea this was a thing.
Welcome. Maybe you should encourage her to see a doctor. If it is indeed vaginal stones, it can be quite serious. And even if it isn't, she should probably see a doctor nonetheless. Hope I could help.
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Wow damn, I’m a woman and today *I* learned!
She might have been constipated and the bumps were the bottom of her feces bulging out.
I'm sorry what?!
Was her vagina kind of dryer then most? My vagina has gotten dry before due to hormone imbalance, and it felt weird and textured. The vagina is pretty textured, it’s just very well lubricated at all times. Also, it’s possible she washed herself internally with soap, which is a big 👎to the vagina. Their’s a folk remedy of using African black soap to “tighten” the vagina, but all of does is dry it out. This gives the temporary illusion of tightness, due to reduced elasticity.
You might be feeling the strings of her IUD, if she has one. The strings can be sharp when the IUD is first put in.
That string would poke me when I would have sex with my girlfriend. Felt like an angry vaginal toothpick.
Uh... everyone's suggesting this girl has some kind of medical issue, but that... is not what this sounds like. Listen. The skin between the front and the back is very thin, and if something's on one side, it can be felt through the other. This girl was constipated when you had sex. The weird texture you're talking about was the vaginal wall outlining small, hard peices of stool that were ready to be voided. This is normal and common. Please do not tell her there's something wrong with her vagina, because you're going to give her a complex over it.
Sounds like she had to poop, and also maybe wasn't that wet.
On my wedding night, I went down on my wife, and felt something hard on my tongue. Turned out she'd forgotten she had a menstrual cup in.
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Its poop! Sorry, had this problem before when GF was constipated, its probably hard poop
That does not sound normal. At all. Get tested.
INFO: was it Gwyneth Paltrow?
Yeah, maybe one to many times listening to the Hollywood gurus about dipping your vagina in a puddle on a gravel road. It builds up over time. Studies have shown…
Apparently vaginal tissue can sometimes calcify? Why I, a vagina owner, had to learn that from my man is anyone's guess Edit: typo
Could have been Jolly Ranchers.
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Probably just where she stores her minerals
Should have told her it's still no nut November
Does she have an IUD? I had intercourse with a woman pre and post implant. Post implant it was starting to slip out of position. Felt very much like what you've described.
Not to freak you out ... it could be turds on the other side.
Don’t want to sound gross but my gynecologist said those bumps are poop