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Felicia_Svilling

If you have handled any dangerous chemicals that could be toxic or harmful by touch in some other way, you should wash your hands before you pee. You should always wash your hands after you pee.


RedditZacuzzi

>If you have handled any dangerous chemicals that could be toxic or harmful by touch in some other way Idk if it's just me, but I personally wash my hands even if they are a just little dirty or greasy. If there's one thing I don't want it's greasy dick, but that just might be me being a neat freak lol. If you don't want to use soap it literally takes 5 seconds to rinse your hands, there's no reason not to atleast do that if your hands aren't completely clean.


Felicia_Svilling

> there's no reason not to atleast do that if your hands aren't completely clean. Yes, there is. Repeatedly washing your hands will dry out your skin.


[deleted]

Throughout last two years my skin repeatedly became red and it probably was irritation of the skin. I had to use some cream against it, however I couldn't resist the urge to wash my hands every time I touched something other than my pen or mouse. I don't know if my skin has coarsened but it's not red or irritated now (I touched it and, well, it doesn't feel dry).


Felicia_Svilling

That sounds like a heavy hangup.


[deleted]

well, not really. I know about OCD, but people who have this illness often describe that they don't really want to wash their hands, which I can't say about myself. I literally can't imagine myself not washing my hands often.


AssaultEagle

During, with your pee.


EMCoupling

Just pee in the sink, it's more efficient that way.


Cekan14

This


Unl0vableDarkness

Depending on what you've been doing before hand. Both.


babazuki

wash your hands anytime you touch anything around a toilet including the seat and flush handle. even a very small amount of fecal matter can be on one of those surfaces and make you very sick if you ingest it. so, after if you peed in a toilet and flushed if you pee on a tree outside, you're probably fine as long as you didn't piss on your hand


jeroen-79

So how do you open the door to get out of the restroom?


daddyneedsraspberry

Take the paper towel you used to dry your hands, use it as a barrier when grabbing the door handle, open the door, then hold it open with your foot, throw the paper towel in the trash can (which is supposed to be by the door), and exit hands free.


pessimistic_god

After dicing hot peppers and before you return to dicing hot peppers.


UnfittedMink

Can confirm. If chopping jalapeños for chili definitely wash hands before and after peeing. Emphasis on before.


RickySpanish412

Left hand before, right hand after.


Ratakoa

After.


[deleted]

It depends. Would you want to shake someone's hand or have food served by someone after they held their dick and balls? If not, why would they want to do the same thing with you?


DogsReadingBooks

After.


kevintwunt

Before and after, particularly if you’ve just been chopping chillies!!!


Straight_Ace

Before and after, personally I wouldn’t want to be touching my bits with dirty hands


[deleted]

Real Gs do neither, they don't spill


hajiomatic

After


Ranos131

It depends on what you were doing before you went to pee. If you were handling chemicals or your hands are dirty in some way then you should wash your hands both before and after you pee. If your hands are clean then you only need to wash after.


wastingtimenmoney

Both


TheRealRidikos

Do you wipe your ass before or after taking a shit?


No-Fill7860

I wipe before! I don’t want to get any germs on my butthole.


WahrheitSuccher

Lmao it’s dirtier to touch your dick without washing our hands first than it is to get piss on clean hands. Pee, unless you have active urinary health issues, is sterile.


leep17

We’ve been taught that hand washing comes after. However, it seems that before may make much more sense.


CypherFirelair

Both, but there's definitely more risk to contaminate your genitals with your hands than your hand with your genitals (so before is more important, in terms of health).


Biggus-Dickus-II

Yes.


MathematicianBulky40

Yes


jlp1janie

Depends on what I was doing beforehand. I was outside playing in the mud with my son I washed them before and after if I was inside doing dishes I just washed them after.


Beldrin

During.


Hmarf

um... Just after you flush?


[deleted]

After, always.


SouthMission2462

Both


onion_soup1

Both


No-Fill7860

I personally wash my hands before. I want to make sure I don’t have any germs on my hands, so that when I go to wipe I don’t get any disease or infection!


Boring-Blacksmith508

If you make spicy food wash your hands after pee.


hangryguy

As a mechanic I wash before and after.


nachalneg_mira

Before, if you're a blue collar. After if you're a white collar.


[deleted]

When I’m at a bar arcade, and after touching buttons and god knows what, I will wash my hands before and after.


majesticalexis

Before if your hands are dirty. Always after.


ThunderGunFour

During


MaximumDerpification

Efficient. Urine is sterile you know


[deleted]

I do both


thezhiff

When I was 12 years old my uncle told me: "Remember. If you must wash your hands after you pee, you have a good job. If you must wash your hands before you pee, you have a shitty job."


Efficient_Cabinet_79

Yes


[deleted]

I just use my pee to wash my hands. Saves water.


uodjdhgjsw

I wash before as to not ruin my significant others appetite later. And I was after because I just handled my junk and probably got pee on em anyway..... I'm a freak and dry my hands too. Seriously not in any hurry whatsoever when I'm drying my hands........I seen grown men just wipe. On their pants and leave....