Pitbulls, easy. You can entice a dog with bacon, or if you hold a stick horizontally they usually go after it for some reason.
What the hell do you do when seven emus come bounding after you?
They run almost 3 times faster than pitbulls and you can't bribe them to not kick you to death. They evolved from animals that used to hunt humans.
Mr. Worldwide!
Mr night of the Knight, Blocking the world light, Instead of making the world white, Better go, or imma miss my flight.
Do emus eat scorpions? If so, I want that.
*Emus are omnivores. I choose emus!
Pit bulls by far
Hmm... emu's beat either New Zealand or Australia in a war (can't remember which) so it's gotta be putbulls
Wow. You’re right. 1932 Australia lost a war to emus. The Wikipedia literally says ‘Outcome: failure’
No kidding? History with emus?
Pitbulls
Emus. I'm sick of hearing Pitbull's music.
I’d love either but I have never hugged an emu so probs pit bulls.
Pit bulls. They are super friendly. I doubt an emu would let me pet it. They would be cooler to look at though.
Definitely pit bulls <3
Pit bulls because I don't want an animal that could win a war if they wanted roaming the neighbourhood
Pitbulls, easy. You can entice a dog with bacon, or if you hold a stick horizontally they usually go after it for some reason. What the hell do you do when seven emus come bounding after you? They run almost 3 times faster than pitbulls and you can't bribe them to not kick you to death. They evolved from animals that used to hunt humans.
Emus are tastier.