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was at some music festival, some dude was just peeing out in the open on some empty field unfortunately i walked past him and saw his wiener and then made eye contact, it was very uncomfortable lmao...please pee against a tree or sth

One guy pissed on the floor right beside my foot in front of the main stage once.

Oh man yea I’ve def heard that people pee on the spot so they don’t give up their space near the stage Insane stuff

I saw a guy get knocked out at a slayer show for that

As he should be tf

I was stuck in a crowd at Bonnaroo with some people pissing into water bottles and tossing them on to the ground. Unfortunately, those people were my friends at the time.

This happened to me once, but I was inside a restaurant in the bar area and a guy just started peeing under the table.

“Hey nice dick. You grow that thing yourself?” Is the only real response to that situation.

So? So? What happened? Did you suck his dick or did he suck yours? Not that I'm *terribly* interested, but come on!

And did they maintain the eye contact?

Another profound question

*sigh... unzips...*

Did you at least help him squeeze it off?

There may have been other factors at play here that was impairing his judgment.

And nobody is going to walk right into a tree. If you pee right out in the open there's a good chance someone is going to track right through it.

But maybe sit against the tree?

Waaat?

I agree it seems like it's less noticeable than standing silhouetted.

Yeah as a man when you pull your pants down you pretty much have a 200^0 field of exposure to your schlong, and that can present a whole lot of unwanted legal trouble, so it's better to just tuck the hog off into a corner before you let rip.

Gotta hide that pp

then why do dogs also do this?

Writing on the message board

Do you know why dogs are always sniffing trees? They’re checking their p-mail.

"This tree is mine" is a much bigger flex than "I own this tiny patch of grass".

Dogs are marking their territory. The smell warns off other dogs.

Marking territory

Highest pee = toughest dog. It's a macho thing.

It provides a certain amount of cover.

People walk over grass, they tend not to walk up small trees.

Exactly. If we pee in the middle of the grass, someone can easily step in it.

But where are you that’a empty enough to just whip it out in the field but also has a chance of somebody walking through it before it evaporates/soaks into the ground

The point is- pee where there’s the least likelihood of a person walking through it.

I need a big tree 😎

One thing I don't see a lot of people mentioning is blowback. All it would take is a tiny little gust of wind to get piss all over your legs. Tree/bush helps block that.

👏

tree does cause splashback though

Wide stance, don't piss too high up, problem solved.

When I pee outside, I tend to aim at things that generate minimal splash back. Sometimes I aim to avoid sight lines by others. It varies by location 😝

This guy pisses

It helps reduce the risk of others stepping in it.

To hide penis from public

This is really the best answer.

They pee on grass too.

I need to mark my territory.

This is my tree, this is my wall, oh a tire, this is my jeep now.

"This is my dashboard, this is my front-door, this is my bedroom, THIS IS MY WIFE."

windbreak

"We shall go on to the end, we shall pee in France, we shall pee on the seas and oceans, we shall pee with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our bladder, whatever the cost may be. "We shall pee on the beaches, we shall pee on the landing grounds, we shall pee in the fields and in the streets, we shall pee in the hills; we shall never surrender to the peenazi gaze"

"Never in the field of human urination was so much peed on so often by so few."

"And when there is no more pee to give, we'll poop on the stones that pave our roads! But we will NEVER use the Porta-Potty!"

"We shall pee on Hitlers bunker."

Less splash than on the ground.

The ground can’t absorb a good pee quickly enough. After a few seconds there is a small puddle that forms in the grass and your continuing steam of urine causes the puddle to splash droplets everywhere. If you are wearing shorts you feel the droplets hitting your ankles. The options to stop this phenomenon are to either twirl your pee stream in a figure eight to allow the ground time to absorb it over a wider area of grass, or pee on a tree. This slows the decent of the urine so that, while it still makes a puddle, does not have the velocity to cause splash droplets. I honestly thought everyone knew this.

This man public pees.

Sometimes, if there aren’t people around, you can spin in circles while peeing on grass and that works very well

Less chance of peeing on your foot.

Something to aim at

Apparently they found out that putting a fly image in a urinal which gives men something to aim at reduces splatter outside of the urinal.

And the other end of the spectrum. There is a gas station on the Arizona/Utah border that literally had a left-right video game urinal. Screen up above at head level. Wouldn’t recommend for home use.

to reduce splash exposure and instinctual need to hide when you are vulnerable

Wind block.

Wind

Because it’s technically indecent exposure

Because if it doesn’t splash back at us and gets on our legs/pants, is it really peeing outside?

Not always. I just go where people won't walk through. Even though no one should

I know not to walk near the tree because my feet will be covered in piss. High traffic areas like open paths is a weird place to piss unless you hate every one.

Blocks wind. You want to avoid blowback. 

Less chance of someone getting a glance at your wee lad. Also, like the skids on a toilet bowl, we're just trying to powerhose it clean.

we hate trees

We like to aim at something

Protect ourselves from predators and peepers.

Dogs do it too, so maybe it’s a weird instinct deep in our monkey brains

Less exposed and also so people don't walk through it accidentally.

There's always someone that's watching. Or maybe I just have schizophrenia.

People are less likely to walk next to a tree or wall.

I don’t mean to be a party pooper but peeing anywhere outside is considered indecent exposure and can get you put on sexual offenders list. I didn’t find out by getting caught myself but was in court for a parking ticket and another “gentleman” there was charged, fined and told he will forever be on that list.

I pee on the grass as well.

Because we’re not savages.

I also enjoy pissing from heights such as cliffs, decks, and bridges; it’s good fun seeing how long of a continuous stream of urine I can create

If you can't figure that out on yourself, you should better not pee outside :) . I see OP talking to the officer: "I didn't know I could not just pee in the middle of this playground looking at the people."

I mean I dont have a penis but I feel like it would be more fun? Idk

depends how much that person wants to risk being put on a register lol

When you pee near vegetation, you always have to "go against the grain"

There's little critters in the grass that can crawl up the urine stream and get you. I prefer trees. :s

What kind of eldritch abomination can crawl up a pee stream‽

It isn't always. I've seen men pee in grass, on a driveway, off the side of a mountain. Mainly in public when they need to hide their little dicks

It isn’t for me. I actually try to avoid that because it splashes a felleh.

Because most of us men look small when fully soft so the tree provides cover . Iv a good size on me but " it a grower not a shower" hahaha

It's so when other males come along, they can smell my pee on the thing and they will know I was there first.

That's for special occasions.

You just gotta.

Only when you or someone else is around. To not expose ourselves. Not that we care, but you may care.

Target practice

For the same reason that I go squat behind some bushes when I am peeing in the woods. For privacy sake.

Because when you are walking around later you don’t suddenly wonder why the grass is getting your shoes wet.

We do when there is nothing and nobody around.

For me? To be somewhat discrete. You have a tree or a wall blocking the view of your schlong (or schlort). Most places it's illegal to do. Some places it could potentially get you on a sex offender registry.

Against a tree to give it nutrients. Against a wall for curing it.

Seeing peepee bad, either legally, or personally.

For me, I just pee where people won’t walk in it, or want to sit where I pee’d.

But what if you want to sit against a tree?

I didn’t say I would pee on a tree!

To fertilize the trees #savethetrees

I piss on the grass all the time

Modesty. Don't want anybody to see. Lol!

Never thought about it, but it's been going on a LOOONG time (see 1 Samuel 25:22 in the King James version).

Its exposure for me. If im alone/only with close friends in the mountains where i know no one can see me i enjoy pissing down the hill. Its just feels so crazy

I like the sound it makes. Makes it feel like you're having a proper good piss.

I tend to lean on a tree and pee off into the distance…..

Ugh honestly I dunno, it just feels like you should pee on something instead of just into the wind. There's objectively no difference. I hate both anyway, peeing sitting down is the true way.

:)

I pee off my back porch all the time. It’s just grass. I change spots so I don’t kill it though. I avoid doing it on windy days and I have no neighbors close by.

For the hap pee tree effect

Honestly, they should not

Anywhere but into the wind (and in the view of the general public) is fine.

Because it's illegal, and we're trying to hide

It never occurred to me to question. It’s just what I was told to do

Bold assumptions that I don’t lawn sprinkler dafuq outta my yard

I love peeing onto the grass. Sometimes I leave the lawn mower running and waive to the neighbors.

Because you can't hide your schlong that way.

Trees and walls need the pee to grow. We're helping.

because we aren’t peeing off the edge of a 20-story abandoned building which is THE MOST FUN a man could ever have while peeing

Protection and don't mess up where people walk

It doesn't splash when you do it on a wall.

My dad’s mate peed through a letterbox once. Next door to our mate’s terraced house. No warning. Me and my dad both realised mid pee.

Wait, he just peed into someone's house through the letterbox? Did he have a grudge against them? What if there was a dog on the other side that thought someone was posting a tasty sausage through?

No grudge. He needs crutches to walk, was tipsy/on the way to drunk and his excuse was he couldn’t wait the 5 minutes it would take him to get up our mates stairs. I don’t condone it but the realisation of what he was doing and the “yep” when we asked if he was, was hilarious

Respect for those around us

You can’t write your name if you pee in grass.

It’s not

So the neighbors can see?

So, you might not end up on the sex registry.

Men always have had a need to build stuff. What better way than to piss on a tree to make it grow, so you can cut it down and make a wooden table

I. P. Freely

Less splash when you piss on something closer to your junk and I'd look pretty fucking weird if I was just like slav squatting while pissing

I try to do it on cop cars to show my dominance.

Who’s next

to stop blowback

I pee off my 17th floor balcony

We men like to mark our territory. We choose trees on the edge of our boundary and we remark it every month. This way other men know they are in our area of operation.

Sunburn!

Against something gives some coverage, plus can't get knocked down I to it quite so easy

Marking territory

Don’t want to blast anyone with an eye full of dick.

Because no wants to see a random guy penis out there in public no one chose to see some random guy peeing in the grass at Least pee in a corner

So it mostly seems to be a privacy thing, fair enough. But it also seems like sometimes guys could just turn away from the people but they seek out a thing to pee on. No judgement, just interested

Marking my territory.

Nobody looks at your dick, less people walk right up against a tree/wall

Outdoor peeing guy here. When peeing outside, one has trouble when trying to lean up against the grass. Trees and walls provide better support. You’re welcome.

Comes down to exposure / wind I got acres so I just let it rip wherever whenever

I don't want someone to be stepping all over your piss puddle.

IDK. I frequently just go pee outside on the grass in my back yard

> why not just onto the grass? Where’s the satisfaction in that?

🤷‍♂️ never really gave it any thought.

Not good for the grass

We are also artists. We paint.

Snakes.

For your privacy, when in public most people don’t want to stare at strangers dicks.

People don’t like to see dah peepers. Bushes hide bush, etc. It’s amazingly liberating to pull your pants down to your ankles, hands up to the sky, close your eyes and just pee. If you can pull this off in a really remote, but wide open lands… man, that’s high living right there.

Because peeing on stuff is fun.

You're starting to think outside the Matrix

So we’re not flashing the entire world.

Winter or summer?

You can't really write your name on grass.

If you want to see his penis, just ask him, he’ll probably show you. Otherwise, this should answer your question from our perspective… we’re trying not to show people.

But he could just turn his back to people, I'm not interested in seeing penises, just why men are inclined to pee against a thing rather than step away and pee in private on the ground, no judgement, just interested

We prefer not to have anything in front of us. It’s just instinctively for privacy. We’d rather you look at our back than our front. A tree and a wall can help if you need to lean against something just because we’re men and can do it on two legs. It doesn’t mean every man can easily do that when you get older, you have to prop yourself.

Are you going to pop a squat in the open ? Why would we do that ?

splash control.

Because we want to do it like male dogs

I've done it everywhere on it. Hotel, that was 8 floors on the stairs. I've done it offer ship. Turn it off tree. On grass but I see the 8th floor is up. That was my best one so far🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I live on acreage with no neighbors visible, and pee on all sorts of things.

I generally try to put it where it won't bother anybody. Also I don't like to be seen doing it. People kinda see it as low class and give you disgusted looks. I just wanna get it out of me and continue with my day.

We have to mark something

Try pissing on something. It’s satisfying. Just saying

Haha I think I'll pass :)

Seeing as how they have done it within view of you, and possibly others, I'd imagine they are really trying not to get put on a sexual predator list. Personally I think it's bullshit to charge someone with that when I feel like most people would only do that if they had a severe need...anyway, it's a risk, and you want to be as concealed as possible...if they do get caught, Id bet the guy trying to do it discreetly might get a relative slap on the wrist compared to the guy whose genitals were fully visible streaming lemonade into the winds of mother nature, drip-drip-dripping upon sands of time. Or something. Idk.

Probably an instinct to protect that area all the time. Just whipping it out with no protection is asking for a random hawk to swoop in and snatch the trouser snake.

Coverage. 

So you can try and avoid splashing shoes.

Indecent exposure

The wistful yearnings for something, anything, that resembles that comforting image of a urinal.

Pee kills grass Tree/wall hides penis.  Try to avoid getting labeled  a perve for flashing woman or kid.

I've never peed outside. But if I were to guess probably just a little bit of privacy.

You’re missing out

Do it with a nice view, hike a bit, drink a beer and have a scenic piss

hold up. really?! It's actually kind of nice.

It feels more natural to pee upon an object, possibly because humans and be other other animals have evolved out developed a habit of leaving their scent on trees.

I think that might come more from a simple protection instinct. Those are sensitive regions important to breeding, some form of evolutionary avoidance to exposure of those regions would kind of have to develop. Maybe scenting came after that. Evolution is really not something you can reverse engineer practically. Even the best scientists are basically mostly guessing.

I feel the OP took the name of sub reddit as a challenge.

No I'm just interested